Yo Name Shatters Masturbation World Record!
February 19, 2006
It’s official, Yo Name is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Yo Name achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Yo Name remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Yo Name is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Yo Name was quoted as saying, “masturbation for me is a way of life. I’ve been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I’m happy with my performance today“.
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