TomKat Lived a Normal Life When Staying at Scientology Celebrity Centre

This showcased image is pretty scary as it is supposed to represent Tom Cruise acting as a helicopter coming in to land – Oh My OPRAH!
This is brief recap of the last few years about a very dull, boring and annoying overpaid little actor Tom Cruise who says he lives a normal life at the Scientology Celebrity Centre. Guess we as minions are brain washed that his ‘Control Freak’ based religion, is a lifestyle that everyone in the world craves for after all Scientology has thousands of dedicated believers!
Anyway this normal every day dude has been shown the divorce exit door by his bride of five years Katie Holmes, so what does the publicity obsessed wannabe do he goes to Iceland with a gaggle of paparazzi in tow and gets a ride in a helicopter. Now this is a big big deal as the photo op is being published all around the world by the likes – TMZ – RadarOnline – Huffington Post – CNN – BBC – and endless tabloid and online celeb and gossip channels on the web!
Now here is the sizzle surrounding the Iceland Helicopter Ride out of over 7 billion people in the world just over five thousand – 5,000 wanted to see Tom Cruise sat in a helicopter in Iceland! The popularity of this guy just has no boundaries.
We live in strange times Tom Cruise had the nous to see the helicopter ride coming, but lacked the common sense to realize that only days before his forage into Iceland his soon to be ex wife Katie Holmes was getting a lawyer to serve divorce papers in NYC so she could get rid of the ‘Control Freak’ Tom Cruise!
We are puzzled by all these latest shenanigans and feel that the public should been better served with news about Tom Cruise and offer some viable explanation why fellow scientologist John Travolta was not also sat in the helicopter in Iceland! Or was he and the paparazzi missed him as his face was in propinquity to the midriff of the helicopter pilot as pellucidly it appears there may have been an agenda to add more spice to the story in getting an exclusive to ‘out’ the helicopter pilot! It has been reported somewhere that lawyers representing John Travolta say any such presentations that Mr Travolta has been anywhere near Iceland recently are all ‘Malicious Gossip’ another unnamed resource say that the legal denial came from a team of legal eagles who are reputed to represent John Travolta – a freelance stringer said on record that the self same firm of lawyers had an office in a tower block downtown NYC named Gay Towers!
Summary how dull and boring all this is and who cares as Tom Cruise had a pre nup with Katie Holmes which said Cruise would pay Holmes $11 Million dollars for each year she stayed in the marriage and also additionally Katie Holmes would get to keep a palatial home in California.
TomKat Lived a Normal Life When Staying at Scientology Celebrity Centre…

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