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The rivalry between Manchester City and Manchester United is not just on the pitch it audaciously over flows in to everyday life much to the amusement of Liam Gallagher who has Wayne Rooney in his sights!  The ex Oasis star who is an avid City supporter had this to say about Wayne Rooney – quote – ‘A balloon with a Weetabix crushed on top’ in reference to the United striker’s hair transplant.

What a hilarious comment allayed with a great commercial plug for Weetabix. So far as we know  Rooney has not bounced back at Liam with a ‘Ferret looking through a Lavatory Brush’ type retort.

The full quote from the Beady Eye frontman Liam Gallagher was – quote -  “I’m not having it. He looks like a f***ing balloon with a f***ing Weetabix crushed on top. – more – “He’s better off as a skinhead, isn’t he?”

Back to Weetabix good healthy food that may or may not stop ones hair from falling out or receding that fast as one welcomes a new ‘Yul Brynner’ look.

Regarding Wayne Rooney one has to say that his new look hairstyle makes him very  similar to a ‘ Walnut Whip Slapped atop a Lightbulb’

This story is not yet receding and will likely run into the winter when one is laid on the rug watching the EPL game when up pops Wayne Rooney with a wig of a goal!

Wayne Rooney is a first class header of the ball and has scored many EPL goals with headers! Some say he acquired this gift because when he was growing up he always ate Weetabix for breakfast! Seems like Liam Gallagher was not aware of this fact when he made the Weetabix jibe at Wayne Rooney!

Liam Gallagher and Wayne Rooney Having a Rug of a Time…

These last two years and more it has been very difficult to keep up to speed with how Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli will play on match day. Namely will he turn on the magic score maybe two goals and get the man of the match award! That happens sometimes but in other games he plays, but may as well have not turned up!

But off the field he always turns up and indeed most of the time seems to pose for the paparazzi in an erect position, we suppose this is due to his burgeoning record as a lothario or as someone like Wayne Rooney would say in Manchester – quote – ‘Mario Balotelli is a serial – Knob Hound!’

We have some breaking news just in from Ibiza the Spanish Mediterranean island playground of the rich and famous  a mere ferry ride away from the sun kissed Costa Blanca. Mario Balotelli has just pulled a  new lover, she is sizzling hot French model Vanessa Lawrens! Now the question being asked around Manchester is will Mario Balotelli be bringing the super sexy Vanessa Lawrens to get Mario-ed in Manchester.

She has all the attributes that will keep Mario alert and erect! Watch this space for more news with this sports celeb gossip! At this moment in time Vanessa Lawrens is still a model but if she lands in Manchester then the audacious title of ‘WAG’ will be slapped on her courtesy of The Sun tabloid.

Is Vanessa Lawrens on her way to get Mario-ed in Manchester…

Legend
Vanessa Lawrens – meaning – 23 year old French fashion model from Lomme in the north of  France has modeled for Gucci – Chanel – Adidas and many more leading fashion brands and houses  – Attribution to Ozami.Net

National Stadium
Warsaw
Poland

It is that man again Cristiano Ronaldo as he places a stunning header past Peter Cech to give Portugal a richly deserved 1-0 victory against Czech Republic. What has been great for all the fans and supporters of Euro 2012 is that the recognized top players like Wayne Rooney – Cristiano Ronaldo and more are all rising to be big occasion and turning in match winning performances this makes for great value and entertainment. This is what the traveling fans are spending hard earned money on, to see the top players take center stage to win and influence how the games are played in Euro 2012

Goal Scorers Euro 2012 – June 20, 2012
Individual – Goals
Rank Player Country Goals
1 Cristiano Ronaldo
Portugal
3
Mario Gomez
Germany
3
Mario Mandzukic
Croatia
3
Alan Dzagoev
Russia
3
5 Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Sweden
2
Andriy Shevchenko
Ukraine
2
Fernando Torres
Spain
2
Cesc Fábregas
Spain
2
Nicklas Bendtner
Denmark
2
Michael Krohn-Dehli
Denmark
2
Vaclav Pilar
Czech Republic
2
Petr Jiracek
Czech Republic
2
13 Joleon Lescott
England
1
Rafael Van der Vaart
Netherlands
1
Andrea Pirlo
Italy
1
Antonio Cassano
Italy
1
Hélder Postiga
Portugal
1
Robin Van Persie
Netherlands
1
Wayne Rooney
England
1
Antonio Di Natale
Italy
1
Sean St. Ledger
Ireland
1
Jesús Navas
Spain
1
Roman Pavlyuchenko
Russia
1
Nikica Jelavic
Croatia
1
Lukas Podolski
Germany
1
Sebastian Larsson
Sweden
1
Samir Nasri
France
1
David Silva
Spain
1
Pepe
Portugal
1
Giorgos Karagounis
Greece
1
Theo Walcott
England
1
Theofanis Gekas
Greece
1
Yohan Cabaye
France
1
Jérémy Menez
France
1
Roman Shirokov
Russia
1
Andrew Carroll
England
1
Mario Balotelli
Italy
1
Jakub Blaszczykowski
Poland
1
Varela
Portugal
1
Lars Bender
Germany
1
Danny Welbeck
England
1
Olof Mellberg
Sweden
1
Dimitris Salpingidis
Greece
1
Robert Lewandowski
Poland
1

Czech Republic v Portugal Match Round Up
Portugal win beat Czech Republic 1-0!

Match Goals
Portugal – Cristiano Ronaldo – 79 minutes

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Quarter Finals Euro 2012
June 21, 2012
National Stadium
Warsaw
Poland

Match Stats Ball Possession
Czech Republic – 44%
Portugal – 56%

Ronaldo Czechmate Header as Portugal go through to Semis in Euro 2012…

Donbass Arena,
Ukraine

Well done goes to England as they scramble to beat host country Ukraine 1-0 to claim 7 points and go through to the round of eight as Group D winners of Euro 2012 with France securing the other qualification spot. Master tactician Roy Hodgson the wily old new England coach has played his squad in a deep playing formation for all the three group qualifying matches and the result has been 2 wins and the initial draw versus France.

However this style of playing deep means that England get less of the ball possession here are the stats

Match Stats Ball Possession
England v France
England – 40%
France – 60%

England v Sweden
England – 52%
Sweden – 48%

England v Ukraine

England – 42%
Ukraine – 58%

The question that needs asking is will Roy Hodgson set up his team to play in a more attacking line up in the games to come in Euro 2012 as he knows that playing deep or ‘Parking the Bus’ in front of goal will not win this prestigious tournament and be crowned ‘Kings of Europe’ In the next game versus Italy the same game format may be OK as Italy will by tradition set up Italian style playing deep with an eye on counter attacking. The game will be tight and likely to see the victors win the game scoring the only goal of the match.

Then if England do win, they will be through to the semi finals where they will not be able to keep the big guns at bay by resolute defending it will not work – they will not get away with doing a Chelsea style CL 2012 defend at all costs strategy!

Keep watching it is going to be interesting!

England v Ukraine Match Round Up
England win beat Ukraine 3-2!

Match Goals
England – Wayne Rooney – 48 minutes

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Group D
18:45 +00:00, June 19, 2012
Donbass Arena, Ukraine

England Play Deep To Top Group D Euro 2012 Beat Ukraine 1-0…

This is not a laughing matter – however it is very funny so here goes. It relates to what people in the UK – United Kingdom know about life and real life issues like geography and other basic subjects

• We will start with EPL – English Premier League football overheard SAF – Sir Alex Ferguson talking off camera to WR – Wayne Rooney – quote – SAF ‘Wayne I want you to score 8 goals in the next 5 Matches’ – more – WR ‘Eh you what Boss!’ – more – SAF ‘You know Wayne 2 times your IQ = 8 goals’ – more – WR ‘Oh sorry boss now I understand I was thinking about a MILF with big knockers at the time that is why I could not work out 8!’ – more – SAF ‘WTF’…

• One in five UK people do not know the countries that make up the United Kingdom

• If SAF is right and the average IQ of an EPL footballer is 4 no wonder the WAGs do not know anything about geography then what do these pretty girls know – seems that their duties are to take care of footballer’s balls. Um that makes sense we assume!

• Six out of ten could not name the highest peak in England some of the answers were Mount Everest – Ben Nevis – Snowden – the answer is Scafell Pike

• One in 3 people believe Manchester – Glasgow and Birmingham are surrounded by the Home Counties which of course surround London

• Over fifty percent of people did not know Balmoral Castle is in Scotland.

• We just have to throw this one in somewhere when Jamie O’Hara the Wolves footballer first met WAG Danielle Lloyd he had no idea she had had been used as a dartboard by pricks!

• Over 25 percent of the folks thought Ayers Rock was in England it is of course a famous Australian landmark

UK High Street Intelligence Questionnaire…

It is well known that when he arrived in Manchester as a teenager that when football superstar Cristiano Ronaldo was not playing football, folks that know him say he has a wicked eye always on the lookout for ‘Eye Candy’ ie beautiful women. When he played for Manchester United Cristiano Ronaldo was known as a ‘Man About Town’ often seen with Wayne Rooney and others in the WAG infested night clubs in and around Manchester and the nearby towns.

Then he got the £80million dream move to Spain to join the La Liga giants the mighty Real Madrid where on the pitch he has been a revelation scoring 86 goals in 79 appearances.

However off the pitch with the ‘Eye Candy’ Cristiano Ronaldo has ditched his Manchester style bed hopping and for over a year now has been dating super WAG top Russian supermodel Irina Shayk!

Irina Shayk – Ozami Tale of the Tape
• Birth Name = Irina Shaykhlislamova aka Irina Shayk
• Date of Birth = January 6, 1986 ;
• Place of Birth = Yemanzhelinsk, Russia ;
• Height = 5′ 10” (178 cm) ;
• Hair Color = Light Brown ;
• Eye Color = Green ;
• Weight = 110 lbs (50 kg) ;
• Measurements and vital stats = 34-23-35 US; (86.5-58-88) EU ;
• Dress Size = 4 (US) 34 (EU) ;
• Shoe Size = 7

This girl Irina Shayk is sensational and in our opinion wins hands down as the Ozami WAG of the Year 2011.

Has Cristiano Ronaldo Bagged in Irina Shayk the WAG of the Year…