The rivalry between Manchester City and Manchester United is not just on the pitch it audaciously over flows in to everyday life much to the amusement of Liam Gallagher who has Wayne Rooney in his sights! The ex Oasis star who is an avid City supporter had this to say about Wayne Rooney – quote – ‘A balloon with a Weetabix crushed on top’ in reference to the United striker’s hair transplant.
What a hilarious comment allayed with a great commercial plug for Weetabix. So far as we know Rooney has not bounced back at Liam with a ‘Ferret looking through a Lavatory Brush’ type retort.
The full quote from the Beady Eye frontman Liam Gallagher was – quote - “I’m not having it. He looks like a f***ing balloon with a f***ing Weetabix crushed on top. – more – “He’s better off as a skinhead, isn’t he?”
Back to Weetabix good healthy food that may or may not stop ones hair from falling out or receding that fast as one welcomes a new ‘Yul Brynner’ look.
Regarding Wayne Rooney one has to say that his new look hairstyle makes him very similar to a ‘ Walnut Whip Slapped atop a Lightbulb’
This story is not yet receding and will likely run into the winter when one is laid on the rug watching the EPL game when up pops Wayne Rooney with a wig of a goal!
Wayne Rooney is a first class header of the ball and has scored many EPL goals with headers! Some say he acquired this gift because when he was growing up he always ate Weetabix for breakfast! Seems like Liam Gallagher was not aware of this fact when he made the Weetabix jibe at Wayne Rooney!
Liam Gallagher and Wayne Rooney Having a Rug of a Time…