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Well what is going on Imogen Thomas has been doing a hot swimsuit shoot in Lanzarote, in the Canary Islands and from a guys point of view in all the images you see that is whole lot of woman there. Now is that because she was formerly a slave to sexual introductions delivered by EPL footballers naming one Ryan Giggs who has done a lot of ‘panty hustling’ with Imogen Thomas. We have to wonder how the body grows bigger is it due to more ‘podging’ with EPL footballers they all seem to like big asses and big frontages.

Once again back to the swimwear shoot in one set of images Imogen Thomas was bursting out of a hot black string bikini – Now we have to ask her body is immense, is this due to eating too much sausage or is it because she is addicted to EPL footballer Sausage Meat!

Question for our readers does Imogen Thomas love Sausage Meat!

Our survey on WAGS for what it is worth big cleavage and big derriere!

Do you all agree or do some EPL footballers like very slim WAGS too?

Imogen Thomas in a Hot Black String Bikini looks like a Big Girl…

For all existing, aspiring and budding UK WAGs here is your intelligence guide for 2012
• Hair – Preference blonde out of a bottle if you are not a real blonde.
• Bust – Big either enhanced or au natural word of advice nipples must be perky!
• Brain – Airheads and Dumbos make star quality WAGs.
• Dress – Must like tacky slutty common clothes that make you look like a typical street ho!
• Talk – Must suck up to your lover – tell him anything good that will massage his huge ego – if you are stuck for words start chatting about pussy that will get his attention!
• Public Profile – Must be comfortable with the press and be able to string three words together for the media. For advanced learners the 3 words to remember are ‘Eh You What!’
• WAGs School – We have set up an Ozami WAGs School where we teach WAGs how to remember the three words ‘Eh You What!’ Learning course is usually 10 One hour lessons at £100 pound per hour. It is normal to need 10 hours of tuition to learn the words. Get your EPL footballer to pay!

WAGs Intelligence Guide 2012…