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Three games into the new EPL season and the Spurs fans have turned with a vengeance to stick the knife into the worst manager in world football the useless – AVB – André Villas-Boas.

We have no axe to grind with this guy and we are not going to go on a tirade of disparaging remarks about this clown.

We care too much about Tottenham Hotspur to drop down to the level of the infantile mindset of AVB who has not got a single idea about man management.

Here are a few comments from frustrated Spurs fans and what they think about AVB – André Villas-Boas.

•    IDIOT!! He’s the ONLY reason i’m not rooting for the Spurs currently, and I can’t imagine how many more regulars he’s impacted due to his lack of brains. Rot in Hell Andre Villas Boo-as.

•    As a Spurs fan, I wonder if you can understand how I feel when you have just watched you side play with no guile, cohesion, and inventiveness. Lucky not to lose. At home. But then you sit there and listen to the post match comments of AVB, it make me want to puke, really it does. AVB has got to go, he is useless

•    I said earier this week that Spurs fans were warned about this clown (AVB). Last season Spurs, after a nervous finish, just about finished 4th. This season they will be lucky to finish 4th from bottom if they continue with this clown.

•    Oh yes AVB wanted to get rid of Dawson who is Spurs through and thru, wants to play him now, How can Dawson be expected to play well for a manager who he knows doesnt want him really.

•    AVBs man management skills again,….Boy has he got some learning to do

Comments Attribution to The Sun UK.

This is unbelievable after only three games the situation can only get worse for AVB – André Villas-Boas.

This dummy has to go and has to go now!

At Last the WHL Long Knives Come Out to Chop AVB…

It had to happen to hapless dopey AVB – Andres Villas-Boas it is now officially accepted as the best way to showcase anything and everything that is going wrong in EPL and International football is just to refer to the mistakes as an AVB!

Like Roy Hodgson headlines today in The Sun on Sunday :-

•    I won’t do an AVB

The Sun on Sunday – quote – Roy Hodgson will not do an AVB and axe England’s old guard. – more – The England chief claims the Chelsea career of Andre Villas-Boas is a classic example of the wrong way to discard experienced players. – Attribution to The Sun UK

Roy Hodgson and The Sun have it spot on they know that the AVB acronym is the very best way to showcase and address any football subject or issue! Especially when all fans and supporters can turn it all into jokes that can echo around the EPL grounds around the UK.

However the pending sacking of AVB – Andres Villas-Boas will not be down to the UK Press treating the Spurs manager as the – Joke of the Week – Joke of the Day et al.

No the getting rid of AVB will be a serious matter and personally I would like to see ex Tottenham Hotspur manager David Pleat leading the drive to make sure the White Hart Lane exit for AVB is quick and at the same doing a damage control exit wherein Spurs do not get shafted to pay out millions (it will cost plenty but someone is needed to limit the amount) when the WHL exit door opens for AVB…

David Pleat who is Spurs through and through has a very astute football brain and has shown rock solid commercial acumen down the years. The dichotomy that Spurs are faced with is that club boss Daniel Levy will do nothing about AVB – Andres Villas-Boas as he is the one guy that is responsible for this managerial appointment disaster.

So that leaves the necessity to remove AVB there is no better or more capable hands to do this than David Pleat!

Bookies still have the Tottenham Hotspur manager as favorite to be the first EPL sacking of the new season!

Footnote

EPL Saturday, September 1, 2012

Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Norwich City

AVB post match comment directed at Spurs fans – quote – ‘You have to accept their disappointment. It has not been the ideal start to the season, but it doesn’t mean that we haven’t been working hard to get the wins that our fans want.’

Maybe the Spurs fans will now  want the removal of both AVB and Daniel Levy!

AVB Now Officially the White Hart Lane Press Joke…

Spurs fans are already after the hapless new coach super loser AVB – Andre Villas-Boas he takes the side way up north in the EPL season opener and instead of setting up for a draw which is a great result at fortress Newcastle home of NUFC. He goes for a win gets opened up by the Geordies who then smell blood and trounce Spurs 2-1!

This dopey coach has a lot to answer for, as for the umpteenth time in the EPL he has shown zero tactical awareness. EPL Teams simply do not play away at NUFC and play Newcastle United off the park … that is 99 times out of 100 not going to happen.

Yet the arrogant AVB – Andre Villas-Boas did just that in his first match in charge of Tottenham Hotspur then they crash and burn in a resounding defeat that looking at the way AVB has Spurs set up will be the start of a run of devastating defeats…

The UK bookmakers by Monday will have this inept clown as the favorite for the first EPL manager sacking of the new 2012-2013 English Premier League season. The loyal Spurs supporters are one of the most astute in English football and are sure to give AVB – Andre Villas-Boas a torrid time when Spurs play the first EPL home game at White Hart Lane!
•    AVB – A very bad coach get out now!
•    AVB – A very bad coach get out now!
Echoing from the packed terraces of White Hart Lane

Harry Redknapp to be back at the helm with Spurs by Christmas 2012 at the latest…

How on earth this inept coach ever got the job as manager of Tottenham Hotspur is beyond belief!

AVB A Very Bad Loss at NUFC Opens Way For Harry Redknapp to Return…

Exactly one year ago Luka Modric was unsettled at Tottenham Hotspur with the media buzz abounding  with chat that Modric was going here there and everywhere! But the Spurs management team led by the astute and brilliant man manager Harry Redknapp settled the player and thanks to these mature organizational skills a problem between the Spurs club and the player Luka Modric never surfaced.

Fast forward one year to July 2012  Tottenham Hotspur is a very different club Harry Redknapp has been dramatically axed and CEO Daniel Levy turned to a ‘Clown’ as Harry’s replacement – AVB – Andre Villas-Boas. To glean an insight into this ‘Circus Act’ one has only to cross London to Chelsea where ask any Chelsea FC supporter about AVB – and the rest we cannot publish as Chelsea FC supporters swear more frequently than legendary Chelsea center back John ‘F**king’ Terry.

Chaos reigns at White Hart Lane Real Madrid are chasing to buy the mercurial midfield maestro but AVB have once again shown his hand :-
•    Showed he was incapable of dealing with Real Madrid with professionalism hence offsetting any club or player disruption
•    Re Luka Modric it seems he has not been updated on any imminent transfer and it looks like he has received no support from AVB – Andre Villas-Boas and/or Daniel Levy so he went AWOL. Since when he has returned back to White Hart Lane and been fined very heavily for his unauthorized absence.

What a shambles I have followed Spurs as my second team for over 30 years and seeing what is now going on in North London has even depressed the Tottenham Hotspur Cockerel!

We see no necessity to disparage a ‘Clown’ after all when you leave them alone one can laugh at them at will! We see no need to change the status quo.

AVB Once Again Shows Lack of Man Management Skills with Luka Modric…

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Thursday, June 14, 2012

So it is official Daniel Levy Spurs owner has sacked Harry Redknapp!

Pundits and Jokers Comments
• Spurs have revealed that they have reluctantly sacked Harry Redknapp at his own request as he struggled to write his resignation letter. – Source Unknown
• Harry Redknapp actually handed in his letter of resignation last season – It’s taken the Spurs board this long to work out what it said. – Source Unknown
• Harry Redknapp Sacked – David Moyes Spotted Boarding London Train At Liverpool Lime Street – Attribution to TheSpoof.Com
• People close to Harry Redknapp informed SSN that Harry hasn’t got his head round the situation yet. which is hardly surprising, because by his own admission, Harry isn’t the sharpest tool in the box. – Attribution to TheSpoof.Com
• Apparently, when Harry Redknapp was West ham manager he offered to send the squad on an all expenses paid holiday to Florida but they declined. They’d rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it’s like to ride on an open-top bus. . – Attribution to HumorSphere.Com

Joking aside on face value this looks like an almighty blunder that has been made by Daniel Levy Spurs owner in football terms the sacking makes no sense or reason! Prior to this bombshell there was a lot of unrest amongst the top players, expect to see the exit door revolving as Luka Modric – Gareth Bale – Rafael van der Vaart seek new clubs to play for!

If the new manager does happen to be David Moyes he will have a tough job improving on Harry’s very impressive record with Spurs 3 top-five finishes in only three years at the helm.

A sad day in the history of the great Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.

Pundits and Jokers Move In On Harry Redknapp Sacking…