‘Russell Brand Falls In Love Again’ Ouch do we really want to hear all this once more! The man who always insists how important he is, nobody else we believe is of that opinion, anyway never less the news we have to report is that Russell Brand is over the ‘Red Bag’ Katy Perry and is head over heels in love once again.

But the new love affair is extraordinary he is besotted and bursting with love for Russell Brand.

Yes you read that correctly – Mr Russell Brand is in love with Mr Russell Brand – and as Mr Brand said recently everything written about him on the Internet is lies. That means anything said about this very unfunny former alcoholic – recovering drug addict and much much more is ok yeah.

So how do we know he is in love again – well we have a report come in that someone saw Russell Brand looking in a mirror and was heard to say – quote – ‘I am in love with Russell Brand’ We wanted to throw up into the sick bag on hearing that twaddle – but we have to report it how it is – you read – you decide!

Russell Brand Falls In Love Again…

Perfect Imperfect Wedding Matched 2011

Millions of people in the world get married each year for a raft reasons – some think they are in love – many believe in love and hope it will spring through the bedroom door – millions do not know what love is and think it happens when you get married – others well they get married to see how long it will last! Think we are cynical – you bet we are – but one thing for sure we are not so dumb and stupid as showbiz stars and celeb wannabes who get married on a whim – but hey more of them later in the Imperfect Wedding Matches segment!

Ozami Perfect Wedding Matches 2011

• Hands down zero competition so the award goes to the delightful UK Royal couple (Who do look and act like they are genuinely in love) Yes the one and only Prince William chose as his wife the spectacular shimmering natural beauty Kate Duchess of Cambridge nee Kate Middleton.

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011
The contenders rolled in, in the 1000s from the world of showbiz stars and celeb wannabes, and it was difficult to select a winner from this incredibly dumb and self centered world of nothing but personal BS. But the winners selected themselves for their unequalled stupidity so take a bow the winners are :-

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Winners

• Stupendously stupid silly English man with silly beard and silly long hair the incredibly dumb Russell Brand who put a ‘Red Bag’ over the head of his bride when they married in late 2010 he married an intellectually challenged curious woman from the States who likes to be known as a wannabe pop star Katy Perry.

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Runners Up
• Porn freak – wide bottom as in motorway wide – and celeb imposter Kim Kardashian her marriage lasted for just over 70 days to some dope from the NBA called Kris Humphries.

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Third Place
• This was a surprising result as thousands of showbiz stars and celeb wannabes all got exactly the same number of votes. So the great news is that they are all winners of the Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Third Place award but the good part is that these mentally challenged freaks will be happy because they will believe that winning third place is a major achievement!

The Perfect and the Imperfect Wedding Matches of 2011…

What splendid news we have at this festive time of the year the excruciatingly boring news that odious unfunny loser Russell Brand did not spend Xmas with his podgy wife Katy Perry.

Katy Perry was seen alone on the beach in Hawaii she was in a bikini – and let us tell you that was not a pretty site. Now everyone is entitled to be ugly but some like Katy Perry just abuse the privilege. Man this woman is fat – have to feel sorry for the camera taking shots of Katy Perry in a bikini – anymore like that and the camera will break!

Meanwhile her husband Russell Brand, yes you all remember him the silly stupid man who married Katy Perry just over a year ago in India and then covered her head with a ‘Red Bag’ – well this dope spent Xmas in Cornwall, England.

For the uninformed Russell Brand is a English actor/comedian famous for being a lousy actor and not having a funny bone or mind in his body. Katy Perry is an American singer followed by millions and ignored by billions simply because she just cannot sing!

Russell Brand and Kate Perry are Apart…