These last two years and more it has been very difficult to keep up to speed with how Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli will play on match day. Namely will he turn on the magic score maybe two goals and get the man of the match award! That happens sometimes but in other games he plays, but may as well have not turned up!
But off the field he always turns up and indeed most of the time seems to pose for the paparazzi in an erect position, we suppose this is due to his burgeoning record as a lothario or as someone like Wayne Rooney would say in Manchester – quote – ‘Mario Balotelli is a serial – Knob Hound!’
We have some breaking news just in from Ibiza the Spanish Mediterranean island playground of the rich and famous a mere ferry ride away from the sun kissed Costa Blanca. Mario Balotelli has just pulled a new lover, she is sizzling hot French model Vanessa Lawrens! Now the question being asked around Manchester is will Mario Balotelli be bringing the super sexy Vanessa Lawrens to get Mario-ed in Manchester.
She has all the attributes that will keep Mario alert and erect! Watch this space for more news with this sports celeb gossip! At this moment in time Vanessa Lawrens is still a model but if she lands in Manchester then the audacious title of ‘WAG’ will be slapped on her courtesy of The Sun tabloid.
Is Vanessa Lawrens on her way to get Mario-ed in Manchester…
Vanessa Lawrens – meaning – 23 year old French fashion model from Lomme in the north of France has modeled for Gucci – Chanel – Adidas and many more leading fashion brands and houses – Attribution to Ozami.Net