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London – England and the UK – United Kingdom had a month to remember in August 2012 namely the stellar way the London 2012 Olympics was handled – managed and executed showcasing all that is best in Great Britain and deservedly getting nine points out of ten. In other words it would be hard to get higher marks for such an epic event. GB lost a point for the cack handed way the Government appointed security company G4S ran into manpower shortage crisis at the eleventh hour begging the Government to fill the manpower gaps by bringing in the armed forces personnel to provide security guards. Much to the surprise of everyone the armed forces moved in to help out and did an outstanding fill in job without a murmur of discontent and/or complaints. But the tenth point was lost as the G4S crisis should have never happened in the first place. A note to Brazil Olympics 2016 you will be hard pressed to handle such a huge sporting occasion and in doing so outperform the way UK executed the London 2012 Olympics.

A memorable spectacle and undoubtedly the best sporting event of 2012 bar none. This indeed was a well deserved high for London – for the UK Government and all the proud population of UK – United Kingdom. This was the high spot of the month of August for the whole of GB – Great Britain.

Then within days we embarrassingly saw the UK Government as the ‘Laughing Stock of the World’ as the Julian Assange fiasco hit the press one more time with the startling news that UK Police were charging the UK Government fifty thousand UK pounds a day to make sure that Julian Assange does not escape from the Embassy of Ecuador where he is holed up, while seeking political asylum. What a complete nonsense this turned out to be and the international press were quick to jump onto all the negativity of this diplomatic farce. The headlines simply laughed and mocked the way the UK Government have handled the Julian Assange case from the get go!

So to summarize the end of the month is with us and concludes in a way that only the British can do with ease that is ‘Turn a Silk Purse into a Pig’s Ear’ But the UK Government managed it with aplomb led by Foreign Secretary William Hague who it appears gave the UK Police the order to guard the Embassy of Ecuador with Julian Assange inside.

Leaving William Hague all alone with zero points out of ten for making sure that the UK were the ‘Laughing Stock of the World’ –  but then again you are never alone when you are ‘Hoisted by Your Own Petard!’

William Shakespeare could not have written a better storyline!

Reflections on how the United Kingdom fared in the Eyes of the World Press in August 2012…

Some people are so unlucky in life that they have to work harder than most to get genitalia to meet generating moments of sexual ecstasy! Ryan Giggs captain of the GB football team and his fellow team mates like Craig Bellamy –  Gareth Bale – Micah Richards have now found out they will be expected to perform on and off the pitch, because where they are staying in the Olympic Village is an area where the neighbors are blond hotties from the USA – Denmark – Sweden and Iceland!

Here is how this domestic inconvenience will affect midfield playmaker Ryan Giggs as off the pitch in the Olympic Village he will have to revert to what he does best namely – align his center stump up and take up a strikers position with the blondes as the sexual target conquests. But observers are confident that Ryan Giggs will be up for the post of main striker as he has done this with panache in the recent past with model Imogen Thomas then he delicately played some home games where he resorted to befting his own brother’s wife Natasha Giggs.

So all in all the sex games scenario looks all set for the GB football team and if – Craig Bellamy –  Gareth Bale – Micah Richards will not sexually service the blonde beauties, have no fear main striker Ryan Giggs will have no problem in getting laid with a bevy of blonde beauties.

Ryan Giggs and Footie Team Housed Near Blonde Girls in Olympic Village…

Legend
London 2012 Olympics – meaning – The 2012 Summer Olympic Games, officially the Games of the XXX Olympiad, also known informally as London 2012 (for example on the official logo), are scheduled to take place in London, United Kingdom, from 27 July to 12 August 2012. – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

Athletes in the thousands have already arrived at London 2012 Olympics Village and the place is rocking and rolling in sex humping fiesta

So what is on the Sex Humping Menu

Olympic Sex Games – That means any way a gymnast can move is acted out between the sheets or sex al fresco Olympic athletes do not really care anything goes. As long as it is ‘Down n Dirty!’

BBWO  – Bare Back With Out – just dirty sex au natural sans protection. By all accounts London 2012 Olympics athletes just love sex humping bareback.

BBW – Bare Back With for the athletes who want to bump and grind with the intrusion of a condom to keep out the STDs. The athletes will have access to  50,000 more free condoms than Beijing supplied by the London 2012 Olympics committee

It is  a randy business athletes appreciate that not every competitor is going to win a gold medal! But in the London Sex Olympics that is different all together and the universal pledge amongst the sports stars is that whatever make sure all the girls get laid and all the boys get the legover.

Some quotes from previous Olympics Sex

US target shooter Josh Lakatos, 39.
•    “I’d never witnessed the debauchery seen at Sydney 2000 in my entire life.
•    “My apartment in the Olympic Village was like a brothel.

In some of the team sports say the boys team and the girls team would meet up
•    Then the whole of the girls team would get shagged by the boys team
•    The heady mixture of fitness and sex blends into sex orgies where the more the merrier.
•    We know it is not called the Sex Olympics 2012 but it should be as that is the stark reality, only a few win gold but everyone F**KS!

London Humps as Sex Olympic Games Begin…