So the deal was done the cheapskate French Celeb Magazine Closer released some topless pictures of Kate Middleton. Up went the magazine sales – the website went manic on viral and in rolled the money to line the coffers of French Celeb Magazine Closer.

Three words to say :-

OUT OF ORDER!

But no amount of complaining will change society worldwide wherein all that matters to the majority is – how much money will it make -  and how will I or the company I represent make out of the deal!

The answer to that question in the case of French Celeb Magazine Closer is lots they have now completed the first release batch of topless pictures of Kate Middleton. Now they will back off for a while deal with all legal issues piling in – then they will get fined a nominal amount which is chunk change as per French law.

Then wait for it – this comes next – the French Celeb Magazine Closer will then release a second batch of topless pictures of Kate Middleton, that they have stockpiled as they planned ahead for round two of this tawdry and lowlife way of making money using private pictures of a very accomplished and beautiful young lady the Duchess of Cambridge

Topless Images Background Profile
LA Tines attribution clip

Topless photos of Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, taken with a long lens last week as the couple vacationed at a royal relative’s secluded home in Provence, France, are  earning the French magazine that published them a royal lawsuit.

St. James’s Palace said Friday in a statement that “legal proceedings for breach of privacy have been commenced today in France” by the royal couple.

Kate and Prince William were told about the pictures over breakfast before visiting a mosque in Malaysia, where they’re on tour. A source told ABC News that they were initially “saddened” but then became shocked and angry.

“The photos we selected are by no means degrading,” the editor of Closer France said in French in a statement, also clarifying that that decision to run the pics had nothing to do with the UK incarnation of Closer magazine. “They show a young couple on vacation.” – Attribution to The Los Angeles Times

The French UK and USA Press Will Publish Anything as Long as it Makes Money…

I suppose this stunning news was just busting to get out into the public arena a montage of pictures of Kate Middleton topless while on  holiday at Chateau d’Autet in Luberon France.

Here are some of the sensational comments that are going to be showcased along with topless pics of Kate Middleton in today’s edition release of French Celeb Magazine Closer

•    “See incredible pictures of the future Queen of England as you’ve never seen her… and as you will never see her again!”

•    “Oh my God! The photos that will go around the world.”

•    .” The intimate snaps are said to show William and Kate, both 30, rubbing sun cream on their bodies in 30°C heat by the pool.

•   “Kate was perfecting her tan. And to avoid streaky tan marks, she took off her bathing suit.”

Prince William and Kate Middleton spent nearly a week at the magnificent Chateau d’Autet in Luberon, a secluded, picturesque hunting lodge owned by the Queen’s nephew Viscount Linley.

The world and the British public have no desire to see these very private and personal pictures and we here at Ozami.Net hope and trust that someone will be able to step in at the eleventh hour and get these pictures erased and deleted from all easy public viewing platforms and from all magazine and newspaper publishers who will be pitching these pictures for only two reasons money and more money!

This lady Kate Middleton is not Kim Kardashian and the like et al who thrive on publishing sleaze and porn. Do the press not get it Kate Middleton is married to Prince William likely heir to the beloved Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain – do you get it now press Kate Middleton is not a tramp who wants to be seen on Big Brother and the like!

French Celeb Mag Closer to publish Topless Pics of Kate Middleton at Chateau d’Autet in Luberon…

Perfect Imperfect Wedding Matched 2011

Millions of people in the world get married each year for a raft reasons – some think they are in love – many believe in love and hope it will spring through the bedroom door – millions do not know what love is and think it happens when you get married – others well they get married to see how long it will last! Think we are cynical – you bet we are – but one thing for sure we are not so dumb and stupid as showbiz stars and celeb wannabes who get married on a whim – but hey more of them later in the Imperfect Wedding Matches segment!

Ozami Perfect Wedding Matches 2011

• Hands down zero competition so the award goes to the delightful UK Royal couple (Who do look and act like they are genuinely in love) Yes the one and only Prince William chose as his wife the spectacular shimmering natural beauty Kate Duchess of Cambridge nee Kate Middleton.

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011
The contenders rolled in, in the 1000s from the world of showbiz stars and celeb wannabes, and it was difficult to select a winner from this incredibly dumb and self centered world of nothing but personal BS. But the winners selected themselves for their unequalled stupidity so take a bow the winners are :-

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Winners

• Stupendously stupid silly English man with silly beard and silly long hair the incredibly dumb Russell Brand who put a ‘Red Bag’ over the head of his bride when they married in late 2010 he married an intellectually challenged curious woman from the States who likes to be known as a wannabe pop star Katy Perry.

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Runners Up
• Porn freak – wide bottom as in motorway wide – and celeb imposter Kim Kardashian her marriage lasted for just over 70 days to some dope from the NBA called Kris Humphries.

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Third Place
• This was a surprising result as thousands of showbiz stars and celeb wannabes all got exactly the same number of votes. So the great news is that they are all winners of the Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Third Place award but the good part is that these mentally challenged freaks will be happy because they will believe that winning third place is a major achievement!

The Perfect and the Imperfect Wedding Matches of 2011…

Kate Middleton has been voted UKs best dressed celeb for 2011. How best to describe Kate – Duchess of Cambridge – we have to be careful we do not just give her a common street word to describe her exquisite looks. Throwing caution to the winds, we will be bold and outrageous and select an old English word rarely used these days. We say Kate Middleton aka Kate – Duchess of Cambridge is ‘DELIGHTFUL’

Kate has been an inspiration to millions she is vibrant – intelligent – photogenic – poised – caring – diligent – regal – with a super personality that swathes around millions!

Prince William is a perfect match for Kate they make tor the best of the best and we look forward to see them engaging in the pubkic spotlight for decades to come.

Kate Middleton is a true UK ‘National Treasure’

Kate Middleton is UK Best Dressed Celeb 2011…