Some celeb and gossip news is boring, most is just common or garden trash talk. But we are not finished yet we have the ridiculous a classic recent example is the noise that the UK gutter press published on Prince Harry in LV – Las Vegas.
Now this week the UK tabloids are doing their best to make a big sensational story alleging that a sexual affair has developed between footballer David Beckham and Welsh opera singer Katherine Jenkins.
This gossip is so unlikely and unreal that quite frankly, we are disgusted with all the media outlets that are running this story! With not a whiff or a glimpse of proof, moreover it is none of anyone’s business what these people get involved with in private.
I have only heard of Welsh opera singer Katherine Jenkins on a few occasions and she does not seem in the same ilk to the usual trashy people who feature in the tabloids like – WAGs – Reality TV Wasters – Busty Mouthy Tarts and the like…
Regarding David Beckham I have never liked the guy, but that is irrelevant the hard facts are that he has done a lot for football worldwide and lately seems to be giving something back by working for some good causes that benefit others less fortunate than him. On that basis he deserves some respect and credit…
So this is our take on the thoroughly distasteful rumors that have been written in the press about the alleged affair between footballer David Beckham and Welsh opera singer Katherine Jenkins.
To all the UK press you have no proof so please stop running these useless celeb gossip rumors and tales.
UK Press Time to Back Off David Beckham and Katherine Jenkins…
OK fast forward a few weeks let’s suppose it is day 3 of the London Olympic Games 2012. The first few days sales figures are just coming and topping the bill on sales are Polish Food Products
• Kartoflanka – Potato Soup
• Czernina – Duck Blood Soup
• Grochówka – Pea and Lentil Soup
• Golonka – Stewed Pork Hock or Knuckle
• Kaszanka – Polish blood sausage, made of pork blood, liver, lungs and fat with kasza, spiced with onion, pepper and marjoram.
Quite frankly we were shocked to see so much Polish food being sold. So we went to look for one of Lord Coe’s Olympic team to see if anyone could offer an explanation. We came across a guy who looked like David Beckham a walking ‘Clothes Horse’ trying to look fashionable wearing a flat cap yes you guessed right – Made in Poland!
Anyway we approached the David Beckham look alike and asked him – ‘Do you work for the Lord Coe Olympic team and/or are you with GS4 the security company’ The Flat Cap started spinning atop his brow as his eyes narrowed to make him appear just like a ferret looking through a lavatory brush! His reply in perfect Polish was – quote – zalujace JA nie rozumiem co *f**k* wy mówicie o – roughly translated into English – quote – ‘Sorry I do not understand what the f**k you are talking about!’
Umm if that or similar is in store with the Lord Coe Olympic team and/or GS4 Security Guards we will be in for some Olympic fun and games!
Typical G4S Security Guard Scenario at the London Olympic Games…
Cartoon – Thanks and attribution for the cartoon goes to Paul Thomas of The Daily Express
Qatar Investment Authority – QIA – Money bags owners of French Football League leaders PSG – Paris St Germain have moved in superstar manager Italian Carlo Ancelotti on £110,000 a week over 2½ years totaling £14.3m making him the highest paid boss in French football.
This great move by QIA could open the doors to sign former England captain the much travelled David Beckham who it is understood has been offered £160,000 a week deal for 18 months.
This is a ton of money for both Carlo Ancelotti and David Beckham but these days in world football, you get what you pay for. Which means for the top managers and best players the salaries are in millions of pounds.
PSG are said to be close to signing Kaka from Real Madrid and are also considering a bid for Chelsea forward Florent Malouda who played under Carlo Ancelotti when he was the Blues manager.
French left wing politicians are up in arms at the salaries PSG – Paris St Germain are able to pay to bring in the best – but who cares about the politicians sounds as though they are just jealous!
Carlo Ancelotti takes over at PSG – Paris St Germain…