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Well as 2011 heads for the archives of history. We look to 2012 and wonder which new celebs will take the media by storm. We all hope a new stunner like the divine ‘Pippa’ the derriere Pippa Middleton who took 2011 by storm when she was showcasing her awesome ass at the Royal Wedding!

The UK media and the daily tabloids will not let us down but we have to hope that someone special takes center stage, Because after all Jordan – Abbey Clancy and a few more are getting dull and boring. What the UK badly needs is a badass girl like they have in the States with the never dull Lindsay Lohan. Let’s see something new because there is only so much one can take of airheads strutting around with big tits and little else. One new Kate Moss look alike is needed and needed in 2012 at the latest.

Come on tabloids find that new one – quickly and don’t leave it up to The Sun as they cannot think past Page 3 and large breasts!

2012 New Year Celebs…

Abbey Clancy WAG and bed partner of ‘Long Tall Sally’ no that is wrong of ‘EPL Beanpole’ oops wrong again. Let’s try on more time wife of Stoke City footballer Peter Crouch! Phew we had to give that three tries yet that will still not be as many hookers that Crouch hooked up with in Madrid, earlier in the year. Anyway that is all BS the latest celeb news from the high IQ Crouch household is that the Mrs – meaning Abbey Clancy is in all the UK tabloids taking her kit off for Xmas and are we allowed to say this, she finished up wearing only skimpy panties!

My oh My the WAG is topless!

We mentioned the high IQ family as Mr Crouch’s head is very high off the ground.

Abbey Clancy Togs Off for Xmas…