Russell Brand and Katy Perry are Apart
What splendid news we have at this festive time of the year the excruciatingly boring news that odious unfunny loser Russell Brand did not spend Xmas with his podgy wife Katy Perry.
Katy Perry was seen alone on the beach in Hawaii she was in a bikini – and let us tell you that was not a pretty site. Now everyone is entitled to be ugly but some like Katy Perry just abuse the privilege. Man this woman is fat – have to feel sorry for the camera taking shots of Katy Perry in a bikini – anymore like that and the camera will break!
Meanwhile her husband Russell Brand, yes you all remember him the silly stupid man who married Katy Perry just over a year ago in India and then covered her head with a ‘Red Bag’ – well this dope spent Xmas in Cornwall, England.
For the uninformed Russell Brand is a English actor/comedian famous for being a lousy actor and not having a funny bone or mind in his body. Katy Perry is an American singer followed by millions and ignored by billions simply because she just cannot sing!
Russell Brand and Kate Perry are Apart…