Whitney Houston Runs Out of Money

January 24th, 2012 No comments

Whitney Houston has run out of money her desperate ‘Crack Cocaine’ addiction has sucked millions of USD dollars out of her bank accounts. Leaving her down and out at only 48 years of age. now reduced to calling up friends to borrow a 100 bucks here and there. So some may say it’s only Whitney Houston who cares!

Well we care here at OZAMI and we do not want to be seen taking the ‘Moral High Ground’ but the sad case of Whitney Houston does matter and we trust that anyone and everyone who reads this article will realize what drug abuse can do to anyone including a legendary diva like Whitney Houston.

A plea from OZAMI PLEASE SAY NO TO DRUGS!

Or you too may end up like Whitney Houston.

This is from the Whitney Houston record company – quote “Whitney’s fortune is gone,” – more – “Music industry heavy hitters are supporting her and her label is fronting her cash against her next album, but no one knows when that will be released.”

Whitney Houston is one of the biggest selling singers of all times and a 6 times Grammy Award winning artist.

Down the years Whitney Houston has had a string of hits but all those achievements seem nothing in light of the terrible crack cocaine abuse that has wrecked her career and taken a huge toll on her health – It’s not pretty writing about a tragedy like Whitney Houston! We can only hope she can get help!

Whitney Houston Runs Out of Money…

Bouncer Mistakes Lisa Woodman for a Tramp at Tramps

January 24th, 2012 No comments

Worcester
West Midlands
England

Well now that the British public are led to believe that nightclub bouncers are really ‘Venue Managers’ the world of hype takes a new nonsensical lunge towards complete an utter stupidity!

To showcase what we mean here are the Venue Managers at work in Tramps nightclub in Worcester, Lisa Woodman a saucy 28 year old blonde (out of a bottle of course) pitches up at the nightclub door all size 6 of her with huge 36DD mammaries the type Wayne Rooney likes to slap around as he enters from the rear. Lisa Woodman is wearing a low-cut top, short skirt and knee-length boots. Now all she is doing is getting dressed up like a tramp to get into Tramps nightclub in Worcester!

She was refused entry by the Venue Manager he said – quote – : “You’re too old to wear that get-up.” And then the steroid freak bouncer turned Lisa Woodman away from the club door.

Lisa Woodman made these comments – quote – ‘I always like to look sexy when I go out on the town.’ Lisa has dropped out four babies in recent years, so she has undergone breast enhancement to get everything back shipshape!

Bouncer Mistakes Lisa Woodman for a Tramp at Tramps…

Legend
Nightclub Bouncer – Local beefcake often thinks EPL footballers are intelligent! Have difficulty explaining why they are hooked on steroids. Believe they have the power to say how WAGs should dress to gain nightclub entry.

3 Nightclubs in Worcester are owned by the same company – Tramps – Modes – Velvet. Lisa Woodman is barred from all three.

Tips On Handling Pursuit & Distance

January 23rd, 2012 No comments

Pursuit and Distance in Online Dating – Part 2


…..part 1 can be found here…..

Tips On Handling Pursuit & Distance

Accept that sending an email to someone you like the look of but you do not yet know is a far cry from going on a date. This is not meant to put you off, however, you do need a willing partner to start the pendulum of a relationship swinging.

Some people will be shy, or not used to online dating. It can be difficult to assess this from a member’s profile on a dating site, so patience is a virtue when it comes to waiting for people to reply, they may be interested but need to build up the confidence to reply, if you bombard people with emails it may scare them off.

An email not returned is possibly worth a second attempt later, but if you still hear nothing then leave it, accept that the other person is not interested and move on. By not doing this you are in danger of becoming a harasser, and although this may not reflect your true personality it can come across this way, we all have to apply self control at some point in our lives.

If someone does not reply to your email, or they suddenly stop replying during a conversation, accept it and do not take it to heart. There are many reasons why someone will not reply to an email, they could have met someone else, got back with an ex, given up on dating, or they could be on holiday, or busy with work. Again, the more you pursue, the less likely the other person will be to contact you.

Accept and understand that there are people on dating dating sites with all kinds of agendas and some of those will never end up going on a date. They could be getting over an ex, making an ex jealous, massaging their ego, or even just ‘half looking’. No matter how much you try, these people will always be out of reach and your time is far better spent meeting genuine daters.

If in doubt – Move on! Don’t waste time waiting for that special someone to reply, you’re all in the same boat and you shouldn’t feel guilty for emailing as many people as you like, until you reach the dating stage it’s all about seeing who is out there, you’re not committed to speaking with just one person. Meanwhile, you just might get that email you’re waiting for!

Don’t demand answers on why someone is not interested or has stopped replying to emails, just accept that for ‘whatever reason’, it’s time to move on, if they come back great, if not don’t let it perplex you, it is obviously not meant to be at that time, and again, by demanding answers you are in the danger zone of becoming a ‘harasser’.

Basic advice is to look at online dating as a lighthearted affair to begin with, and learn to take rejection like an adult. If someone is not interested, it’s their loss, but to get nasty or accuse people of time wasting is in itself a waste of time. Be mature and adult about it, you don’t have a god-given right to date the people you add as favourites. If you play it cool and respect the dance of pursuit and distance, you will find online dating sites far more rewarding, and once you have fine tuned your approach, and you can apply it to everyday life later!

The main rule of thumb, and one which will stand you in good stead is to never pursue a distancer, it will never work out in the long run and you will save yourself a lot of heartache. Love is a two way game and it needs two people willing to play and do you really want to end up someone just because they ‘gave in’ or would you rather be with someone who genuinely wants to be with you!?

What Does Natasha Giggs Love to Suck on a Sunday Morning!

January 22nd, 2012 No comments

Hey to all folks in the UK this feature is for you, for decades in UK a typical Sunday for anything from four to eight million people was to read the now closed NoW – the much missed News of the World the glorious UK Sunday tabloid that echoed out loud who was screwing who – whether Celebs – Footballers – Politicians – Teachers – Nurses et al in fact everyone was fair game for the NoW – News of the World.

So let’s role play say today Sunday January 22, 2012 the headlines could well have been :-
Natasha Giggs Dons Specs to See EPL Sausage Clearly!

This WAG come wannabe reality star has been getting an awful lot of publicity in the UK tabloids of late but most of the press is big on hype and lacking in detail. What Joe Public need to know about Natasha Giggs is this :-

• Who was up inside her panties last night!

• Preferably a published image of the cocksman!

• Details confirming that Natasha Giggs prefers to suck on a large appendage in preference to an ice lolly!

• Why is Natasha Giggs wearing glasses these days what does she need to look at!

Now here is the kicker the NoW – News of the World would have covered all these details and more!

For those newbies to Natasha Giggs she was involved in an 8 year sausage piping affair with her husband Rhodri’s brother legendary Manchester United superstar Ryan Giggs who gave her miles of erectile sausage for more than 8 years

Oh for the return of the NoW – News of the World.

Alas we are left to read ‘The Observer’ who do not even know who Natasha Giggs is! Life is so unfair sometimes!

What Does Natasha Giggs Love to Suck on a Sunday Morning…

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