Posted by Maximus on July 18, 2009 – 5:00 am
Are you familiar with the seven deadly sins?
LUST
You know, pride, envy, wrath, gluttony, lust, sloth and greed. I am sure you fall into one of these – - how could you not? Go here and check out where you stand at the Seven Deadly Sins Test.
Me? I scored like this: “You have committed many sins, but Lust is the mortal sin that has done you in.” Hell, I didn’t need a webpage test to tell me that.
So the Ozami email system has been fixed. What? (you say) It was broken? Well, you know, we had to move around a lot (for reasons I won’t go into here) and some bugs had to be worked out. Now that the email system is working, I think I’ll send an email out to EVERYONE – and invite them back. Particularly the female members. The only female we have right now is Durgs – and she’s practically a dude, so she doesn’t count. I sure do miss the other females (Tea, Jackie, and Kink). They smell nice.
I know you are all following the Realtime Apollo 11 mission re-creation? Bizzybody is.
And so – -
Q: How do you tell a girl that her boobs are out of control?
A: You don’t
And to finish off this update here are two moments (1, 2) from the Trojan Olympic games (NSFW). There are a few more out there – so if you find ‘em, post ‘em
MAXIMUS
Posted by Maximus on July 5, 2009 – 4:48 pm
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I was looking at some pics of Megan Fox and saw her recently on Jimmy Kimmel and thought to myself, you know – that girl has got an Adam’s apple. I pointed that out here. I think it’s kind of funny really, the prospect that the slobbering masses have been ogling a transsexual. Transsexual – More Than Meets The Eye.
Mr. Megan Fox
The Internet makes people crazy. We all know this. The guy on the message board who just called you a shitclown for owning a different video game console than him probably would have been perfectly polite had you met in real life. So which kind of crazy are you? Me? I suffer from the “Low Forum Frustration Tolerance (a.k.a. The Frantic Browser Reloader)” – and go ahead, smack me in the head a couple of times.
Michael didn't look so good when he died...
Oh, and in case you haven’t heard, a bunch of famous people have died recently. The list is just too long and I am beginning to worry a little. Is it a sign of the end times? Our B, C, and D list personalities are croaking right and left. Some would argue that Micheal Jackson is an A list personality – and I would argue that he may have once been an A lister, but after spending too much time with little boys and then naming his kids after himself (and naming one of them “Blanket”) – he’s down there in the D lister region now. Right next to Kathy Griffen. Actually, me thinks he is even lower than the D-list – about 6 feet under.
Fresh on the heels of Star Trek and Terminator: Salvation we get the Inglourious Basterds trailer. I love movies. I really do. Be sure to check out the Movie Quiz – this damn thing was HARD – but I did eventually get all 50. Can you?
Yeah - it's not easy being a movie geek.
And here’s a tune I bet you won’t be able to get out of your head all day long.
Yeah – you can thank me later.
Posted by admin on April 26, 2009 – 8:18 pm
Warner Bothers new comedy Observe and Report was released in UK last Friday (24th of April). In the film a security shopping mall security guard who suffers from bi-polar depression was asked to stop a flasher from embarrassing shopper at the mall he works, he did manage to arrest the flasher but thing did not go as expected.
As usual, the guys in US gets to see new films a good two weeks or longer before it crossed the Atlantic and find its way to UK cinemas, I would have thought this days that every thing is sort of done digitally film released can be arrange so that they are released same day worldwide. Anyway, Maximus was the film in US he gave his own personal review as follows:
Okay. Suffice it to say that I went in expecting a certain kind of movie and got… Something else.
Observe and Report is touted as a comedy. And though there are some pretty funny parts to this movie, it is anything but a comedy. This is no Paul Blart: Mall Cop. This movie is a bit disturbing, if only because you can ALMOST see the real life aspects of the film. Ronnie Barnhardt (Seth Rogen) is the bi-polar head of security at the mall. He is tormented by a flasher who, at the beginning of the movie, is running around the parking lot scaring the hell out of the female shoppers. Ronnie is in love with Brandi (Anna Faris), a make-up counter girl in one of the stores in the mall. She barely tolerates Ronnie. But when Brandi gets “attacked” by the flasher Ronnie makes it his quest to catch the pervert.
Ronnie also wants to be a cop and goes about applying for the police academy. Of course he fails. And there is one scene that sums up the entire movie : Detective Harrison (Ray Liotta) is Ronnie’s nemesis in the police department and he is relishing the moment of telling Ronnie that he didn’t pass the psychological evaluation for the academy – he tells one of his police buddies to hide in the closet while he breaks the news to Ronnie. So halfway through Harrison telling Ronnie that he didn’t make it, Harrison’s police buddy comes out of the closet and says, “I’m sorry. You know, I thought this would be funny, but instead it’s just sad.” And that’s the movie in a nutshell – it’s sad and more than a little pathetic.
Read the rest of Max’s reviews and join the discussion at Ozami film reviews.
Posted by admin on April 24, 2009 – 6:26 pm
Wonderbra which has sort of become a euphemism for underwired bra was made very famous by Eva Hezigova in an advert in a popular advert in the 1990 simply titled “Hello Boys”. The Wonderbra in particular and underwire bra in general is favoured by women of certain age when trying to defy gravity and it tends to work quite well.
Men tends to be fooled by the miracle of wonderbra/underwire bra as the helps the lady give the impression that her assets are either larger than they are or more pert than they actually are.
The miracle of wonderbra/underwire bra goes beyond the aforementioned uses for a 57-year old woman from Detroit who saw robbers breaking into her neighbor’s house, the thieve saw that the woman saw then and fired at her, luckily, the bullet struck the underwire of the lady’s bra taking a lot of wind out of the bullet’s sail, the woman sustained serious injury as a result but not life threatening injuries. If not for her underwire bra, she will probably be dead.
