There is a chump who plays for AC Milan called Kevin-Prince Boateng and he is out with a groin injury that will keep him out of action on the football pitch for at least a month
But there is new bizarre twist in the injury mystery the mentally challenged Kevin-Prince Boateng has been shagging a WAG who claims to be a supermodel named Melissa Satta who has now told the press that the groin and/or thigh injury is directly due to Mr Kevin-Prince Boateng having sex up to ten times a week with WAG Melissa Satta!
Melissa Satta – quote – ‘The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex seven to 10 times a week. – more – ‘I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point,’ – more – ‘My favourite position is on top so I can take control.’
Please pass me the sick bag, I want to throw up! How is this news UNBELIEVABLE
Thank god for footballers you could not make up this BS.
Kevin-Prince Boateng Groin Injury Caused by WAG Melissa Satta…
Now my oh my who would have thought that Big Brother winner Denise Welch has been playing away from home with a toyboy party organiser Lincoln Townley, 39, who has been showing her his own little brother! All this hanky panky has been going on while she is still married to actor Tim Healy 59!
Now it seems that 53 year old Denise Welsh is having some problems with her vision as rumors abound that she has become cockeyed over Toyboy Lincoln Townley and his now notorious ‘Little Brother’ package! Other gossip street talk is that when Denise Welsh starred in Loose Women, was about the same time as she became cockeyed and that all led to tension in her panties, and something had to fix that so in slid the Toyboy Lincoln Townley with his action man ‘Little Brother!’
Denise Welsh has a chequered history in the gossip columns like – quote – battling drink and drug problems in the past. Going topless in a hot tub with X Factor teenager Frankie Cocozza on Celebrity Big Brother.
Denise Welch has Toyboy Lincoln Townley with Little Brother Package…
Legend
Little Brother – meaning – Toyboy Lincoln Townley’s todger!
The celeb gossip sites and tabloid newspapers and magazines feast – prosper and create mayhem about stars and celebrities much of the stuff they write about is the real deal – the rest well call it what you like the usual disclaimers are rumors – or an unnamed third party said – get the drift – shall we just say it’s in the main entertainment gossip!
Here is a typical example Susan Boyle the Scottish singing sensation – she does not do drugs – she never dates and she has never had sex in her life. So how do the celeb gossip writers build a story around Susan Boyle. Easy they follow her with a paparazzi camera man get some good shots let’s say as Susan Boyle steps out of a taxi cab in London and the wind blows her hair all over the place. Wham they have the base to set up the story now for the headline descriptor – Susan Boyle Sexy Hair Show in London – now the reality is there was nothing sexy to write about but you need ‘Sexy’ to grab the attention to capture millions of eyeballs! Then you kick off the first line Susan Boyle looks sexy as she is about to enter (a leading brand name) fashion shop.
That’s the meat of the story the three essentials are – the star Susan Boyle – the eyeball grabber ‘Sexy’ – and the fashion brand name that will ensure advertisers will buy up all the ad spots around the article – That’s it folks how to set up a gossip press article.
Celebs like Susan Boyle are just Cannon Fodder for the Gossip Press…
Did you read the descriptor – ‘Demi Moore the latest Celeb Drug Abuse Victim’ – what ‘Victim’ my ass! This is yet one example of an aging spoilt plastic Hollywood never was, who cannot even control who enters and leaves the inside of her panties. So how can anyone expect her to have any control with the drugs she pops whether prescription or hard drugs, it is all the same the woman is out of control in fact she has never been in control!
It gets tiresome writing about the likes of Demi Moore as at best, all she deserves is to be ridiculed or maybe even more relative thrown on the scrapheap like what happened with her husband Ashton Kutcher (another loser but more on him some day soon) who gets fed up with pounding the silicone Hollywood train wreck of a woman.
One can imagine a typical day for Demi Moore get up look in the mirror – then spend the next three hours in the bathroom – exit the bathroom – look in the mirror – get the driver/chauffeur to take her to the beauty parlor for a series of Botox treatment – leave there after 4 hours – look in the mirror – go pill popping some place drink some coffee and have the meal of the day half a croissant – another two hours gone – look in the mirror – go home and retreat to the bathroom for another three hours – surface again – look in the mirror – go down the hair salon for two hours – exit – look in the mirror – Damn I am done writing about that silly bitch!
Demi Moore is no drug abuse victim she is a headcase!
Demi Moore the latest Celeb Drug Abuse Victim…
Recent Comments