View Full Version : How did you find Ozami?
Just out of interest - I know how some of you found Ozami - but what about the rest of you?
sillsy
03-03-2005, 11:23 AM
Chris sent me some links of the funny pics and wen looke dthru res of forum realsed it was wicked :)
Chris
03-03-2005, 12:34 PM
I found Ozami a while back when surfing OZZU.com, its another forum were Jess works. :)
killah
03-03-2005, 02:02 PM
chris sent me the cameltoe thrwed and jus atteracted me
kevin
03-03-2005, 09:52 PM
Saw a thread at Sitepoint, I was like "I'm a guy.. and this is my guide to the net, woopie!" :P :D
:lol:
I kinda just stumbled across it :roll:
This girl I met told me about it, pretty cool experience.
michael05.2
03-03-2005, 10:26 PM
i do not remember
Joebert
03-04-2005, 01:36 AM
A friend asked me what the art of folding paper was called so they could look it up on Google, as I was saying it I hit my head so it came out "O *bang* ZA!" & since I have a tendency to finish what I start I ended up tacking the "mi" on the end anyway, this friend hit enter before they realized what happened & boom, here I am :P
A friend asked me what the art of folding paper was called so they could look it up on Google, as I was saying it I hit my head so it came out "O *bang* ZA!" & since I have a tendency to finish what I start I ended up tacking the "mi" on the end anyway, this friend hit enter before they realized what happened & boom, here I am :P
;):P
kashyap_rajput
03-04-2005, 05:11 AM
I found Ozami a while back when surfing OZZU.com, its another forum were Jess works. :)
I also found about ozami at ozzu.com, where I actively participate...
*Bump* For the new comers - Tell me - How did you find Ozami?
Alminst
07-19-2005, 11:56 PM
Just wandered across it one day doing Google searches. (Prolly for some hot chick.)
El Pirata
07-20-2005, 12:14 AM
Running a search for Naveire Pimental and came across the site.
Just wandered across it one day doing Google searches. (Prolly for some hot chick.)Same for me.
My mate sent me some funny pix as links, I followed them, wandered around a bit, and thought I'd stay :D
whensheepattack
07-21-2005, 05:48 PM
Hi. Im new here and I wanted to find a place to announce myself. Sry if Im not supposed to post stuff like this that have nothing to do with the thread title. If anyone is still interested I found this site when I searched for funny stuff and this site came up.
MarcusMaximus
07-21-2005, 06:13 PM
AHHHH!!! ATTACKING SHEEEEEEP!!!! AHHHH!!!
whensheepattack
07-21-2005, 06:58 PM
:twisted: :D :twisted:
rick hunter
07-21-2005, 08:15 PM
i'm just egging and.... here i am!
I found the site one day in a dream .... (oh thats corny lol)
whensheepattack
07-22-2005, 04:33 PM
Im just wondering, how many people are there registered for this site but dont post?
cookieeater
07-22-2005, 04:40 PM
"A whopping shitload." as my friend would say.
whensheepattack
07-22-2005, 04:48 PM
Why do people even sign up if they don't do anything? I think thats really stupid (Sheep hate stupid ppl).
cookieeater
07-22-2005, 04:52 PM
i think they register just to see the forums that they have to sign in to see.
They oughta talk or be booted, i think.
EVERYBODY REGISTERED POST SOMETHING!!!
whensheepattack
07-22-2005, 04:54 PM
To see the playmates section? I thought so. :wink:
cookieeater
07-22-2005, 04:56 PM
Yeah.
That call to arms didn't seem to work as well as i hoped ..... I'm such a dreamer.
MarcusMaximus
07-22-2005, 07:42 PM
How did I find Ozami? Well - I was in this little hostess bar in Sagamihara - a small town just south of Tokyo - and there she was. Miss Ozami. I went up and asked if I could buy her a drink and she just giggled like all the Japanese girls do. Her english wasn't so good, but her body was talking the international language of love. Long dark hair, eye's dark as night, lips painted ruby red and parted just slightly to show off her pearly whites. Yes, Gentlemen, she was a real looker. And she knew it too. I asked her if she was a hostess here at the bar and she gave me a sideways glance. "No, G.I., I own this place." The little girl giggle was gone and the sultry look she gave me good have lit a match from across the room. Yeah, she was hot. Hotter than Jess in velcro pants. She grabbed my tie and pulled me close, her breath in my ear, her pert breasts pressed against my shoulder and then she said, "I think....
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:D :D :D
LOL!! Your such a tease. Almost as bad as Jess. hehehe.
MarcusMaximus
07-23-2005, 01:09 PM
Yeah - - I need to take my meds.
Satai
07-23-2005, 05:20 PM
Max, if the goverment doesn`t need you anymore you could write some books. They will become topseller, at least if you finish the stories...
MarcusMaximus
07-24-2005, 02:33 AM
True. I used to write. But I don't handle rejection very well (Ask Tea) and so - -I only write for me. The rejection is a lot easier to take but the pay is CRAP.
bump again - How did you find Ozami? (If you havn't answered already)
msivils
09-01-2005, 06:40 PM
A friend emailed me the link on the same day he found it. Was shocked it wasn't blocked from work!!!
A friend emailed me the link on the same day he found it. Was shocked it wasn't blocked from work!!!
Lol yea Ozami's greatest feature so far - work filters dont block us ;)
........ Yet
st4lk3r b0y
09-01-2005, 06:54 PM
That's not quite true, Jess. YOU are Ozami's greates feature! ;)
badcat
09-01-2005, 07:30 PM
naked chicks i can see at work got me here...jess made me stay. \:D/
Cassy
09-25-2005, 07:08 PM
naked chicks i can see at work got me here...jess made me stay. \:D/
Lol cool avatar badcat!
robert1xyz
09-26-2005, 04:54 PM
I saw your pic Jess and then I was hooked... no seriously :)
MarcusMaximus
09-26-2005, 05:14 PM
what a bunch of schmoozers - - geeeesh.
"I came here because Jess was here and she's soooo hot"
suuuure.
what a bunch of schmoozers - - geeeesh.
"I came here because Jess was here and she's soooo hot"
suuuure.
HUMPH :?
st4lk3r b0y
09-26-2005, 05:23 PM
... HUMPH :? Lose the last "H" there and ya got yerself a deal! =P~
msivils
09-26-2005, 05:27 PM
what a bunch of schmoozers - - geeeesh.
"I came here because Jess was here and she's soooo hot"
suuuure.
HUMPH :?
Not much credence coming from someone who can't keep a consistant avatar...hahaha... :wink:
MarcusMaximus
09-26-2005, 06:14 PM
shut it, pigboy
I dunno where my avatra went - - it's very distressing....
msivils
09-26-2005, 06:19 PM
Sounds like an Imagebabe deletion has occurred. Well ask nicely and maybe Jess babe will store it for you. :)
micky
09-26-2005, 08:39 PM
I think you're one of the best website oeffering tons of beautiful pictures of women well...undressed. I think you should keep up your good work!! :D
rsantos77
11-11-2005, 10:14 PM
i belive that with a serach engine i was searching for pics of an actress, Can't remember who tough
harimoo
11-22-2005, 09:21 AM
Yes, same with me ... thanks to Jess and the search engine... :) he he he but off course not searching for Jess... just kidding... it is a very fun site.
zeroego
11-25-2005, 05:26 PM
i was running a search some wallpapers and the search engine i waz using came up with this site @ the top
El Pirata
11-25-2005, 06:08 PM
Well welcome to the site.
Teabags
11-27-2005, 07:19 PM
i was running a search some wallpapers and the search engine i waz using came up with this site @ the top
on Top is always gooooooooooood :lol:
MarcusMaximus
08-13-2007, 04:21 PM
BUMP
Back on subject - - How Did You Find Ozami?
durgdul
08-13-2007, 04:33 PM
BUMP
Back on subject - - How Did You Find Ozami?
I have it bookmarked . . .
uh, wait you mean way back when?
Google brought me here, I was looking for wallpaper
I think the actual search was "free wallpaper" or "nude wallpaper"
Natalie
08-14-2007, 07:36 AM
Google, the fabulous Google.
st4lk3r b0y
08-14-2007, 01:21 PM
Ahh Yes - but what were you searching for?
Natalie
08-15-2007, 12:58 AM
Jessica Alba.......... she makes me a little lesbo at times. I wanted to see some pictures from her newest photoshoot.
joyvy67
08-15-2007, 05:31 PM
Jessica Alba.......... she makes me a little lesbo at times. I wanted to see some pictures from her newest photoshoot.
And so you can post some.......thanks Natalie!! :p
st4lk3r b0y
08-15-2007, 06:13 PM
Jessica Alba.......... she makes me a little lesbo at times. I wanted to see some pictures from her newest photoshoot.
If I were a woman, she would make me feel a little lesbo too....
...as it is, she makes me think 3 way with her and beals.... lol
JTchicago
08-15-2007, 08:12 PM
I am a avid Scarlett Keegan and Heather Carolin fan, and somehow during my [Yahoo] serches I stumbled accross this grand site.
Redheads rule!
Natalie
08-16-2007, 12:55 AM
And so you can post some.......thanks Natalie!! :p
I need to find them first :D
vansman
08-25-2007, 07:12 PM
Looking for Louise Cliffe brought me here via Yahoo.
Pirata
01-30-2008, 11:48 PM
2nd star to the right and straight on until morning.
jksdl
02-09-2008, 06:28 AM
same boat as most others - search engines and sheer chance. :D
memerson
02-09-2008, 06:33 AM
I found the site looking for a playboy centerfold that had eluded me (and I found it here). I guess I shouldn't say that now...
Ahh... the good old days...
cowboymod69
02-14-2008, 10:42 PM
The Almighty Google
dirtybombz
08-25-2008, 03:16 PM
Just surfin' the net...stumbled , and found a gem
dirtybombz
08-25-2008, 03:17 PM
And I thought a had no luck
MarcusMaximus
08-26-2008, 02:42 AM
Yeah - - pretty lucky to end up here
I can think of far far worse places
dirtybombz
08-27-2008, 11:45 PM
Yeah - - pretty lucky to end up here
I can think of far far worse places
like work......Who wants to end up there?
Jewel
08-30-2008, 10:48 PM
I didn't find Ozami
It found me ;)
joyvy67
08-31-2008, 04:56 AM
And finally you 'll become a great poster :D:D
Kinky1
09-07-2008, 03:57 PM
My husband is on here....not sure how he found you. Just happy he did.
He went away for the weekend and I was curious....so here I am!
jack schitt
09-08-2008, 10:43 AM
those are great stories - mine is pretty simple really
Teabag dragged me here by the nose
Max and Durgs thought we were having a lesbian affair and made us stay
Durgdul
09-08-2008, 02:17 PM
That's no entirely true, I thought you and Tea were "false" lesbians maybe not even female.
And you were pretending to be male half the time anyway. :D
I like to think you stayed because we make you laugh :D
dirtybombz
09-09-2008, 02:11 AM
I wantto go on record that there is nothing wrong w/ being lesbian. Just post pics to share w/ all ...even if you're just acting
MarcusMaximus
09-09-2008, 02:16 AM
laughter and lust - - that's why she stayed
laughing at you,
lusting for me .... ;)
Durgdul
09-09-2008, 03:08 AM
laughter and lust - - that's why she stayed
laughing at you,
lusting for me .... ;)
yeah right
Why would she lust for you - an average sized guy in a in a gray suit and sun glasses
When there is a huge leather clad, biker w/ a high IQ and better memory in the room?
and its laughing "with" me not "at" me, if I laugh too! :D
I wantto go on record that there is nothing wrong w/ being lesbian. Just post pics to share w/ all ...even if you're just acting
I concur nothing wrong with that
but I am an old school computer nerd
and rule #30 is "there are no girls on the Internet." :D
so I am always careful about what I believe.
check your wife "Kinky1" for an Adams apple. . . just kidding :D
Kinky1
09-09-2008, 11:46 AM
I concur nothing wrong with that
but I am an old school computer nerd
and rule #30 is "there are no girls on the Internet." :D
so I am always careful about what I believe.
check your wife "Kinky1" for an Adams apple. . . just kidding :D
No Adam's apple here!!
Durgdul
09-09-2008, 03:01 PM
I was joking Kinky,
I hope neither you nor Dirtybomb took offense. :D
Kinky1
09-09-2008, 04:26 PM
I was joking Kinky,
I hope neither you nor Dirtybomb took offense. :D
I knew you were kidding!! No offense taken here! I am sure Dirtybombz will laugh and have some smart ass thing to say. As he always does. :p
dirtybombz
09-09-2008, 10:18 PM
No adams apple....we had that surgically removed yrs ago.
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