Tea's New Theme Song

[MarcusMaximus]

((Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music)

Dildoes and corsets and Chainmail Bikinis
Black Leather cages you lock on your weenies
Fetish and fashion and pierced nipple rings
These are a few of my favorite things ...

When the lash bites
When the crop stings
When it hits the Spot
I simply remember my favorite things
And it makes me feel ... so hot!!

Wrist cuffs and collars and straps of black leather
Chrome chains and Padlocks to hold them together
Tease whips and gags sort the girls from the boys
These are a few of my favorite toys ...

Nip Clips and Clit clips and Ball gags and Blindfolds
Dildoes and butt plugs to stop up your assholes
Enema pipes and some new "KY" gel
All delivered in brown paper, so the neighbors can't tell ...

Bottle green panties like the girls wore in school
A brief French maids outfit to make your mouth drool
Black halter tops and a PVC skirt
And a long leather whip ... Oh yes, that will hurt!!

Floggers and paddles and crops of black leather
Rubber and latex are fun in all weather
Canes of rattan that deliver a sting
All these and more are my favorite things!!!

When the lash bites
When the crop stings
When it hits the Spot
I simply remember my favorite things
And it makes me feel ... so hot!!

[El Pirata]

That's one hell of a song.

[Natchai]

Most imaginative.

[Teabags]

oh boy :oops:

[melkior]

This almost made me cry...

[Teabags]

from pain ?

[melkior]

That too.

[Teabags]

ROFLMAO well stop hitting yourself ya turd

[El Pirata]

ROFLMAO well stop hitting yourself ya turdYou're the one wielding the whip. You stop...

[Teabags]

aaaaaaaah i see so i have all the power
lolololol

[El Pirata]

She who holds the pussy has the true power.

[Natchai]

Indeed.

Joke:

Little boy walks up to little girl and says "I've got something you ain't got!"

Little girl says "What?"

Little boy drops trou, shows her his erect thingy and says "you don't have one of THESE!"

Little girl says, "Naah. I don't want one of those."
She drops trou and says "I have one of THESE, and my momma tells me because I have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want! And I DON'T want YOURS!"

[MarcusMaximus]

BUMP - - (ahhh, a trip down memory lane... :) )