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joyvy67
06-23-2008, 06:16 AM
Car-ma Sutra
With gas so pricey at the moment it’s just too expensive for leisurely drives or long road trips. So...what’s a man to do in a world of $4 gas? Have no fear, there’s a cheap fun way to use your car this summer and it doesn’t involve purchasing gallons of Texas (er, Saudi?) Gold. It’s called the Car-ma Sutra and it’s the only way to ease away those high gas prices.
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joyvy67
06-23-2008, 06:20 AM
– Checking Your Fluids
Like a cross country road trip, if you want to go the distance, you have to check your fluids and make sure everything is well lubed and topped to capacity. After all, you don’t want to break down when the journey’s just beginning.
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joyvy67
06-23-2008, 06:22 AM
Hands on the Stick Shift
When starting out, you want to ease into different gears. Remember, you should start out slow before you can go fast then alternate between different speeds.
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joyvy67
06-23-2008, 06:24 AM
The Airbag
It’s important to check that your airbag is working. Give them a good, thorough inspection. This is fun, comfy and just might save your life.
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joyvy67
06-23-2008, 06:27 AM
The Mechanic
Like a mechanic, get on your back and slide on under. Make sure to take everything in and play around with any parts that look like they could use some work
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joyvy67
06-23-2008, 06:28 AM
Plowing Through
When going cross country, it’s good to go off site and plow through the open country. The change of scenery and pace will do you good.
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joyvy67
06-23-2008, 06:31 AM
In the Trunk
Don’t be afraid to use the trunk. You’d be surprised how much room’s back there and it’s often under utilized.
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joyvy67
06-23-2008, 06:32 AM
Pumping Gas
This is a true energizing position. If you’re teetering on low, try this and you’ll discover a second wind and be able to work it all across town.
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joyvy67
06-23-2008, 06:35 AM
Asleep at the Wheel
You have to be careful in this position as it’s dangerously comfortable and could stop your momentum and end in disaster. This position is a risk but every now and then you have to take one.
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joyvy67
06-23-2008, 06:36 AM
Backseat Driver
This is one backseat driver everyone will enjoy. In this position feel free to shout things out and be in control. This is also your chance to show you know you way around.
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joyvy67
06-23-2008, 06:39 AM
Raising the Hood
Open up the hood to a world of goodies. Make sure to really open up the hood - so you can get a good look at everything. Be careful, this position can be hot.
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Enjoy the summer!
marcell1002
06-23-2008, 11:47 AM
OK, now replace the drawings with real people Joyvy and you might be in business
stubbed_toe
07-22-2008, 12:41 PM
Did you guys see the news story about the guy who has no sexual attraction to men or women, but has sex with cars? I thought this might have explained that, but no...
Then again, this is actually quite informative. I should try these.
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