jack schitt
05-29-2008, 09:49 AM
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a
little bemused, explains
to the woman they don't sell rectum
deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the
pharmacist that she has been
buying the stuff from this store on a
regular basis and would
like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the
pharmacist, "We don't have any!"
"But I always buy it here,"
says the blonde "Do you have the
container that it came in?" asks the
pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde,
"I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands
it to the pharmacist
who looks at it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of
underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the
container back and reads out
loud from the container.....
(Wait for it).
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP
BOTTOM."
rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a
little bemused, explains
to the woman they don't sell rectum
deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the
pharmacist that she has been
buying the stuff from this store on a
regular basis and would
like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the
pharmacist, "We don't have any!"
"But I always buy it here,"
says the blonde "Do you have the
container that it came in?" asks the
pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde,
"I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands
it to the pharmacist
who looks at it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of
underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the
container back and reads out
loud from the container.....
(Wait for it).
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP
BOTTOM."