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MarcusMaximus
04-16-2008, 11:48 PM
Saudi Cleric Omar Al-Sweilem Extols the Physical
Traits of the Black-Eyed Virgins of Paradise

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Following are excerpts of a video clip featuring Saudi cleric Omar Al-Sweilem, which was posted on the Internet. The video quality is low in the original.

To view this clip, visit http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/1741.htm


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"When We Meet the Black-Eyed Virgin"

Omar Al-Sweilem: "Harith Ibn Al-Muhasibi told us what would happen when we meet the black-eyed virgin with her black hair and white face – praised be He who created night and day.

"What hair! What a chest! What a mouth! What cheeks! What a figure! What breasts! What thighs! What legs! What whiteness! What softness! Without any creams – no Nivea, no Vaseline. No nothing!"

"You Would Find 10 Black-Eyed Virgins Sprawled on Musk Cushions"

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"He said that faces would be soft that day. Even your own face will be soft without any powder or makeup. You yourself will be soft, so how soft will a black-eyed virgin be, when she comes to you so tall and with her beautiful face, her black hair and white face – praised be He who created night and day. Just feel her palm, Sheikh!

"He said: How soft will a fingertip be, after being softened in paradise for thousands of years! There is no god but Allah. He told us that if you entered one of the palaces, you would find 10 black-eyed virgins sprawled on musk cushions. Where is Abu Khaled? Here, he has arrived!

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"When they see you, they will get up and run to you. Lucky is the one who gets to put her thumb in your hand. When they get hold of you, they will push you onto your back, on the musk cushions. They will push you onto your back, Jamal! Allah Akbar! I wish this on all people present here.

"He said that one of them would place her mouth on yours. Do whatever you want.

"Another one would press her cheek against yours, yet another would press her chest against yours, and the others would await their turn. There is no god but Allah."

"Wine in Paradise is a Reward for Your Good Deeds"

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"He told us that one black-eyed virgin would give you a glass of wine. Wine in Paradise is a reward for your good deeds. The wine of this world is destructive, but not the wine of the world to come."


Maximus Note: This sounds all well and good - for the men. But, I wonder if it is a Heaven or a Hell for the 10 Black eyed virgins? Also note that they're "white" women. That strikes me as kinda sorta funny. They are dying to be with white women. Oh well, now we can understand why the Islamo-fascists are so eager to die, eh?

marcell1002
04-17-2008, 07:50 AM
Another question - Female suicide bombers?? Are the ten black eyed virgins going to be lesbo then???

bizzybody
04-18-2008, 05:28 AM
Naw, they'll be ten male virgins, but soft, so soft- everyone will be about the softness of marshmallows.

So yeah, it'll be hell cuz with everyone so soft, there won't be any sex happening!

marcell1002
04-18-2008, 06:39 AM
Maybe there is viagra in heaven!

MarcusMaximus
04-19-2008, 02:46 AM
I'm just shaking my head - - - why would heaven have ANYTHING to do with sex?

I mean, sex and spirituality seem like opposite ends of the spectrum to me.

marcell1002
04-19-2008, 05:39 AM
You can just imagine how spiritual you can get with the soft, so soft ten virgins in heaven.

bizzybody
04-19-2008, 06:24 AM
Only TEN? What happened to seventy-two? Forget this! I'm taking my vest back to Martyr-Mart and demanding a refund!

MarcusMaximus
04-19-2008, 12:52 PM
Martyr-Mart

Ha!! That's funny shit!!!

Durgdul
04-19-2008, 08:31 PM
Click me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go)

MarcusMaximus
04-20-2008, 02:49 AM
wouldn't life be so much easier if Osama could tell jokes??

ToddB
04-21-2008, 02:25 PM
Do you think ole Omar had a boner during this sermon?

marcell1002
04-21-2008, 02:50 PM
Maybe even a wet spot