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MarcusMaximus
03-04-2008, 02:14 PM
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man ee-lite fighting unit called the "United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)"

http://www.philblog.com/images/USRSF.jpg
http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/97a45-redneck.jpg

These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:


1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of ELVIS!!

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday...



Watch this space...


(Fixed the picture) :)

marcell1002
03-05-2008, 05:49 AM
Pity you cant see the pick of the redneck with his big gun in the picture

strongbadwrestling
03-08-2008, 02:56 PM
don't mess with those guys

marcell1002
03-08-2008, 05:32 PM
Thanx for fixing the pic max!

jack schitt
03-09-2008, 12:37 AM
they look real scarey... no really... lucky tho cos I still think I could run faster n them even with my bung knee atm eh

marcell1002
03-09-2008, 01:21 AM
What is up with your knee Jack?????

MarcusMaximus
03-09-2008, 02:35 PM
Yeah - it's really bad news to hear that Jack's got bad knees.




I mean, there goes her sex life and everything.... ;)

Durgdul
03-16-2008, 01:41 PM
Hey Y'all looky here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qU6BB3jGTg)

jack schitt
03-17-2008, 06:33 AM
oh I just badly bruised one knee - thought I might've done some worse damage n that, but it's just about all healed up now and not causing me any more pain... PHEW!!