MarcusMaximus
02-24-2008, 03:43 PM
An Exotic Dancer Named Haley
So this past Friday I went to a strip club here in Memphis called "Christie's Cabaret" (http://christiescabaret.com/).
This is a pretty nice club – they’ve recently remodeled the place, new carpet, leather furniture, moved stuff around etc. etc. There is something intoxicating about a strip club. Perhaps it’s the darkness, the music, the nearly naked girls lounging around, walking from one table to the next, putting their arms around your neck and nibbling your ear. Seriously, a strip club is where a guy – any guy – can go and feel like a stud. I watched this really old guy, gray hair, walking cane, and suspenders, walk up to the stage and give some pretty young thing his attentions and she showered him with affection. Where else is that going to happen?
But the point of this thread is one particular exotic dancer named Haley.
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She’s sort of a cross between Liv Tyler and Adrianne Curry. She has long dark hair, brown eyes, long slender legs, nice round ass, and the best set of fake boobs you’d ever want to see. Haley has danced for me several times. She used to work at a place called Platinum Plus that got raided and shut down. But she’s found a new home here at Christie’s – and since they classed up the joint it’s not such a bad place. Haley really classes the place up, too.
She’s been dancing for eight years and before that was chained to a desk in an insurance company somewhere. I can’t imagine this beautiful creature chained to a desk – maybe handcuffed or tied – but not chained. Anyway, I didn’t tell her out right that I had come to Christie’s to see her specifically – I had seen her there before and had been thinking about her for months. When I walked in I snagged a couple of beers and sat at a table near the bar. It wasn’t but a few seconds before Haley planted herself in a chair next to me.
She’s smart – she’s beautiful – she’s bored out of her mind.
“I’m so glad you showed up,” she says, “I’ve been sitting on my ass so long I’ve got leather button indentations on my ass.”
So we talked. You know what I mean, small talk that usually goes on between an exotic dancer and the man she’s going to casually seduce and then take all his money and then force him to go to the ATM for more. She asked me if I wanted a dance and – well – I’m sure you can imagine my answer.
Haley is like – incredibly hot. I think of myself as a moderately good writer, but even I cannot describe in words just how hot she is.
Well - - the reason I posted this semi-adventure is that I promised her I would and gave her the site address and she “promised” she’d show up and join the crowd.
We’ll see if that actually happens – and if it does, then I’ll tell you more about her and her evil ways.
So this past Friday I went to a strip club here in Memphis called "Christie's Cabaret" (http://christiescabaret.com/).
This is a pretty nice club – they’ve recently remodeled the place, new carpet, leather furniture, moved stuff around etc. etc. There is something intoxicating about a strip club. Perhaps it’s the darkness, the music, the nearly naked girls lounging around, walking from one table to the next, putting their arms around your neck and nibbling your ear. Seriously, a strip club is where a guy – any guy – can go and feel like a stud. I watched this really old guy, gray hair, walking cane, and suspenders, walk up to the stage and give some pretty young thing his attentions and she showered him with affection. Where else is that going to happen?
But the point of this thread is one particular exotic dancer named Haley.
http://www20.24h.com.vn/upload/news/2005-08-30/30LivTyler4.jpghttp://bp0.blogger.com/_gdH41PNtNm8/Ry9ODrhFbXI/AAAAAAAAAXE/q4x0qrZpChA/s400/adrianne-curry_07.jpg
She’s sort of a cross between Liv Tyler and Adrianne Curry. She has long dark hair, brown eyes, long slender legs, nice round ass, and the best set of fake boobs you’d ever want to see. Haley has danced for me several times. She used to work at a place called Platinum Plus that got raided and shut down. But she’s found a new home here at Christie’s – and since they classed up the joint it’s not such a bad place. Haley really classes the place up, too.
She’s been dancing for eight years and before that was chained to a desk in an insurance company somewhere. I can’t imagine this beautiful creature chained to a desk – maybe handcuffed or tied – but not chained. Anyway, I didn’t tell her out right that I had come to Christie’s to see her specifically – I had seen her there before and had been thinking about her for months. When I walked in I snagged a couple of beers and sat at a table near the bar. It wasn’t but a few seconds before Haley planted herself in a chair next to me.
She’s smart – she’s beautiful – she’s bored out of her mind.
“I’m so glad you showed up,” she says, “I’ve been sitting on my ass so long I’ve got leather button indentations on my ass.”
So we talked. You know what I mean, small talk that usually goes on between an exotic dancer and the man she’s going to casually seduce and then take all his money and then force him to go to the ATM for more. She asked me if I wanted a dance and – well – I’m sure you can imagine my answer.
Haley is like – incredibly hot. I think of myself as a moderately good writer, but even I cannot describe in words just how hot she is.
Well - - the reason I posted this semi-adventure is that I promised her I would and gave her the site address and she “promised” she’d show up and join the crowd.
We’ll see if that actually happens – and if it does, then I’ll tell you more about her and her evil ways.