kinglouie
02-08-2008, 03:03 PM
A Business Lesson
Eddie desperately wants to make love to the really cute, really hot
girl, Gina, in his office…. but she is dating someone else.
One day Eddie, terribly frustrated, says ” Gina, I’ll give you a $100
if you let me make love to you…”
She stares at him & says, “Are you out of your mind?”
Eddie replies, “Look, I’ll be really fast. I’ll just throw the money
on the floor; you bend down, and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked
it up.”
Gina hesitates a moment; then says she’ll ask her boyfriend, & see if
he’ll agree.
So she calls him and explains the offer.
Boyfriend says, “OK, but ask for $200; & then pick up the money really
fast. He won’t even be able to get his pants down. Call me back as soon
as you get the money.”
So she agrees and accepts Eddie’s proposition.
Half an hour goes by, & no call from Gina.
Too impatient to wait any longer, boyfriend calls her;”Well…? What
the hell’s going’ on over there…?”
Breathing hard, Gina pants,”The bastard had all QUARTERS!”
Eddie desperately wants to make love to the really cute, really hot
girl, Gina, in his office…. but she is dating someone else.
One day Eddie, terribly frustrated, says ” Gina, I’ll give you a $100
if you let me make love to you…”
She stares at him & says, “Are you out of your mind?”
Eddie replies, “Look, I’ll be really fast. I’ll just throw the money
on the floor; you bend down, and I’ll finish by the time you’ve picked
it up.”
Gina hesitates a moment; then says she’ll ask her boyfriend, & see if
he’ll agree.
So she calls him and explains the offer.
Boyfriend says, “OK, but ask for $200; & then pick up the money really
fast. He won’t even be able to get his pants down. Call me back as soon
as you get the money.”
So she agrees and accepts Eddie’s proposition.
Half an hour goes by, & no call from Gina.
Too impatient to wait any longer, boyfriend calls her;”Well…? What
the hell’s going’ on over there…?”
Breathing hard, Gina pants,”The bastard had all QUARTERS!”