jack schitt
02-05-2008, 03:50 AM
A Baptist preacher and a Methodist pastor from two local churches are standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a handmade sign into the ground with a large rock
The sign reads:
THE END IS NEAR
TURN AROUND NOW
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
As a car speeds up to them, slows, and the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious wackos!" and speeds off.
From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
The Baptist turns to the Methodist and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
The sign reads:
THE END IS NEAR
TURN AROUND NOW
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
As a car speeds up to them, slows, and the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious wackos!" and speeds off.
From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
The Baptist turns to the Methodist and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"