Fifty Shades of Brown Thanks to HP Sauce as GF Face Turns Grey
That was the week that was – a man got fed up with his girlfriend reading the BDSM tome ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ by EL James. So what did he do – easy – he got a bottle of HP Brown Sauce and poured it all over her face. OMG what an improvement on her looks that made! The BDSM addicted lassie was not impressed with her boyfriend – regardless of the fact that all the top social network sites were waxing lyrical on how smart the boyfriend was to be so creative and make up the face of his GF with a new brown sheen look!
Some girlfriends are just so ungrateful this man saw an opportunity to soil the dopey book ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ by EL James. So what did he do he spilt the HP Brown Sauce bottle all over the book – super – one down – one to go! He looked at his girlfriend saw room to improve the look on her face so the rest of the HP Brown Sauce went all over her face.
Then what should have transpired they should have started copulating buried in fifty shades of brown. The girl was not up for that so she sold her story to the UK Tabloids. Now she has no boyfriend but she has enough cash to buy a wagon load of HP Brown Sauce.
Some UK girls are just so frumpy they may be into reading about fake imaginary BDSM but they are not up for some brown saucy fun!
We have showcased a 2 liter can of sauce because when the BF does it again two liters of flowing brown sauce makes a better job!
Fifty Shades of Brown Thanks to HP Sauce as GF Face Turns Grey…
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