UKBF – The UK Border Force has seized a major cache of Cocaine at Accra Airport, Ghana

The breaking news confirms that the cocaine was hidden inside a large consignment of Children’s Lollies. The cocaine was estimated to be worth a value of £200,000 when traded on narcotics markets in Britain, the drug dealers planned to send the cocaine to London

Official Report by UKBF – The UK Border Force – quote – Pure cocaine placed inside children’s lollies as smugglers try to bring £200,000 of the drug into Britain

•    Suitcase full of lollipops stuffed with cocaine found in suitcase in Ghana
•    Sweets could have killed someone if eaten by mistake
•    British border force officers are based in West Africa to combat smuggling

It may look like an innocent children’s sweet, but this lollipop contains a potentially lethal secret – it is stuffed with cocaine.

The sweet is part of an illicit haul seized by UK Border Force (UKBF) officers bound for the UK at Accra airport in Ghana.

Smugglers had stashed around £200,000 worth of the drug inside bags of the lollipops which were found in a suitcase.

The Class A drug was then found when the lollipops were cut open. – Attribution to UKBF – The UK Border Force

A 29 Year old man was arrested for questioning leading to possible prosecution he is a Ghanaian national.

Another Breaking News – quote -

The seizure was made by the Ghanaian authorities working with British officers from UKBF’s Operation Westbridge team and the Serious Organised Crime Agency on Tuesday September 11.

The seizure weighed around four kilos, half of which is believed to have been high-purity cocaine.

Home Office minister Mark Harper said: ‘Disguising a deadly drug as a harmless bag of children’s sweets shows the depths people sink to in order to smuggle drugs.

‘The international drug trade is a vile business that Border Force officers play a key part in disrupting.’

UKBF officers have been based in Ghana since 2006 in a bid to prevent gangs smuggling illegal drugs through the country into the UK.

Around 860 kilos of cocaine and 323 kilos of heroin have been seized by them during that time – while 170 drug couriers have been arrested.

UKBF customs director Tom Dowdall said the drugs hidden in the lollipops, would almost certainly be fatal if eaten, which, he said makes ‘this smuggling attempt all the more shocking and dangerous.’ – Attribution to The Daily Mail UK.

From information in the reports looks like the UKBF – The UK Border Force are doing a very good job in quelling the trading of cocaine in a very dangerous criminal environment.

Ghana Cocaine Cache Found in Children’s Lollies…

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UKBF – meaning – The UK Border Force is a part of the Home Office, responsible for frontline operations at air, sea and rail ports. – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

So why are they joining the UK Online Dating Site ‘Very Naughty’ when they are not on the lookout for a man, that is easy to explain they are after sex and they know they can find all the sex they need and more on ‘Very Naughty!’

But hey for all these Swofties joining an online dating site is a plus as the girls are often very special and often have lots of class – so having Swofties who are over fifty years old and on the lookout for fun and entertainment is just fine as men are always up for a bit of totty with a touch of class.

So a hearty welcome goes out to all the Swofties who are on the prowl looking for that bit extra from NSA Sex!

UK Online Dating Site ‘Very Naughty’ is Inundated with New Swofties over 50!

Very Naughty Profile – meaning – Join Very Naughty adult sex dating site free of charge. Search or browse profiles of sexy women looking for men, discreet NSA casual dating and fun. – Attribution to VeryNaughty.Co.Uk

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Swofties – meaning – Single women over 50 – Independent – Financially Stable – Not Looking for a lifetime partner – trendy dressers – physically fit and in the main very sexy  – Cougars over 50 – Attribution to Ozami.Net

But hey let’s keep the storyline on track an international circus company have approached cock eyed Jenny Thompson and want to sign her up as a Juggler in the Big Top! The circus representatives feel that bit of ball juggling will relax the expecting whore!

The circus as we understand from an unnamed source will be giving Jenny Thompson multi colored balls to juggle like :-

•    Black Ball – To remind her of a black footballer for MCFC

•    Pink Ball with a Syrup Logo – Bringing back fond memories of a tufted hair striker for MUFC

•    White Ball with Dwarf Logo – This TV dwarf guy climbed on board too!

•    Three Mixed Color Balls – Representing three strikers from TV Towie series all who got into flagrante delicto with Jenny Thompson.

There are more but too many to list…

The circus feel that the ball juggling will help Jenny Thompson remember who is to be the father to the beautiful baby she is expecting!

Her baby girl is due on Christmas Day! My oh my will it come down the chimney into this world! The operative word is ‘Chimney’ indicative of the size of the opening the baby will appear from! My goodness it is going to be a big hole of an occasion…

Pregnant Jenny Thompson Considering Offer as Juggler in Foreign Circus!…

NB – This report is 100% hearsay from our unnamed Circus source – hence the text herein has to be treated as 100% spoof as we have no way to verify any and/or all of the referenced text and/or data. Hence any names we use are for the spoof and the spoof alone bearing no reflection on real life reality under any and all circumstances…

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Syrup – Cockney  slang for hair wig and/or hair transplant – Attribution to Ozami.Net

So the deal was done the cheapskate French Celeb Magazine Closer released some topless pictures of Kate Middleton. Up went the magazine sales – the website went manic on viral and in rolled the money to line the coffers of French Celeb Magazine Closer.

Three words to say :-

OUT OF ORDER!

But no amount of complaining will change society worldwide wherein all that matters to the majority is – how much money will it make -  and how will I or the company I represent make out of the deal!

The answer to that question in the case of French Celeb Magazine Closer is lots they have now completed the first release batch of topless pictures of Kate Middleton. Now they will back off for a while deal with all legal issues piling in – then they will get fined a nominal amount which is chunk change as per French law.

Then wait for it – this comes next – the French Celeb Magazine Closer will then release a second batch of topless pictures of Kate Middleton, that they have stockpiled as they planned ahead for round two of this tawdry and lowlife way of making money using private pictures of a very accomplished and beautiful young lady the Duchess of Cambridge

Topless Images Background Profile
LA Tines attribution clip

Topless photos of Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, taken with a long lens last week as the couple vacationed at a royal relative’s secluded home in Provence, France, are  earning the French magazine that published them a royal lawsuit.

St. James’s Palace said Friday in a statement that “legal proceedings for breach of privacy have been commenced today in France” by the royal couple.

Kate and Prince William were told about the pictures over breakfast before visiting a mosque in Malaysia, where they’re on tour. A source told ABC News that they were initially “saddened” but then became shocked and angry.

“The photos we selected are by no means degrading,” the editor of Closer France said in French in a statement, also clarifying that that decision to run the pics had nothing to do with the UK incarnation of Closer magazine. “They show a young couple on vacation.” – Attribution to The Los Angeles Times

The French UK and USA Press Will Publish Anything as Long as it Makes Money…

Here are some of the sensational comments that are going to be showcased along with topless pics of Kate Middleton in today’s edition release of French Celeb Magazine Closer

•    “See incredible pictures of the future Queen of England as you’ve never seen her… and as you will never see her again!”

•    “Oh my God! The photos that will go around the world.”

•    .” The intimate snaps are said to show William and Kate, both 30, rubbing sun cream on their bodies in 30°C heat by the pool.

•   “Kate was perfecting her tan. And to avoid streaky tan marks, she took off her bathing suit.”

Prince William and Kate Middleton spent nearly a week at the magnificent Chateau d’Autet in Luberon, a secluded, picturesque hunting lodge owned by the Queen’s nephew Viscount Linley.

The world and the British public have no desire to see these very private and personal pictures and we here at Ozami.Net hope and trust that someone will be able to step in at the eleventh hour and get these pictures erased and deleted from all easy public viewing platforms and from all magazine and newspaper publishers who will be pitching these pictures for only two reasons money and more money!

This lady Kate Middleton is not Kim Kardashian and the like et al who thrive on publishing sleaze and porn. Do the press not get it Kate Middleton is married to Prince William likely heir to the beloved Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain – do you get it now press Kate Middleton is not a tramp who wants to be seen on Big Brother and the like!

French Celeb Mag Closer to publish Topless Pics of Kate Middleton at Chateau d’Autet in Luberon…

•    Libya Attack
US to investigate Benghazi assault
Protests have been held in Benghazi condemning the attack
The US is investigating whether the attack in Libya that killed the US ambassador and several other people was planned in advance, officials say. – Attribution to BBC.Co.Uk

•    BAE to be world Top Gun
£60billion merger with EADS -  Attribution to TheSun.Co.Uk

•    Hillsborough: prosecutions likely over ‘the biggest cover-up in history’
The Hillsborough stadium disaster led to the “the biggest cover-up in history”, it has been claimed as a new report disclosed the extent to which police doctored statements and tried to blame innocent fans.

Prosecutions for manslaughter and perverting the course of justice against public bodies and officials could be considered while the discredited inquests into the 96 deaths are almost certain to be re-opened. There are also calls for a fresh public inquiry to question those involved. -  Attribution to Telegraph.Co.Uk

•    Here it is! Apple unveils TALLER and THINNER iPhone 5 made of glass which comes with new panoramic camera feature
•    iPhone 5 comes with 4″ screen, with a front and back made entirely from glass and aluminium
•    8MP camera can stitch images together for stunning panoramic images
•    New software replaces Google’s maps with Apple’s own
•    Mobile broadband will be super-fast due to ’4G’ antenna
•    Controversial new ‘docking connector’ rumours confirmed, making older accessories obsolete without adapter
•    New range of iPods also announced -  Attribution to DailyMail.Co.Uk

Our business is to bring you news via the best delivery door and today that means the attribution news door takes center stage…

Ozami.Net Rubrics of the Day – September 13 – 2012…

But luck was in for the mentally challenged EL James the sales rocketed and she banked millions of pounds. Which is great for her considering she would not know ‘Mummy Porn’ even if it hit her in the face!

More new words in 2012 Collins Dictionary :-

•    Floordrobe – meaning -  a pile of clothes left on the floor of a room.

•    Amazeballs – meaning -  a slang word for giving approval to something.

•    Frenemy – meaning – a person who is considered as both a friend and a rival.

•    Shabby Chic  – meaning – a style of interior design that uses worn or distressed furnishings to achieve a “romantic effect”.

•    Tiger Mother – meaning – a very strict mother who demands that her children reach a high level of achievement.

•    Locog – meaning – London Organising Committee of the Olympic and Paralympic Games.

•    BBM – meaning -  BlackBerry Messenger.

•    Marra  – meaning -  a northern English word for “mate”.

Plenty more but these few caught our eye!

Back to the word at the top under the rubric ‘Mummy Porn’ must be the sexiest  thing that has ever to EL James as for sure she has never experienced sex with a Mummy! The mind boggles but hey thanks goes to 2012 Collins Dictionary for including that loser of a word

86 New Words in 2012 Collins Dictionary…

•    9 Inches when off duty

•    13.5 Inches when upright and erect ready to spit and spurt into action on order

Now both Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield obviously could not ask Mr Jonah Falcon to lob his schlong out onto the TV interview table! So they had built a life sized model of Jonah Falcon in the TV studio with his flaccid ‘All White Love Muscle’ hanging down there at an impressive 9 inches of penile traction. But the upshot of the interview is that both Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield seemed to be mesmerized by Mr Jonah Falcon and his enormous gigantic appendage. In fact the TV hosts seemed set on getting the TV audience impaled on the end of a story that the more they talked about it the bigger and angrier it seemed to become and it is a good job there was a commercial break as it looked for second that the show was going to erupt into a spunky ending…

Thanks to the cameramen we were spared from what could have been a very embarrassing situation especially for those who know all about semen!

•    Jonah Falcon man with the world’s biggest penis

•    Maior pênis do mundo as they say in Spanish

Holly Willoughby Penis Faux Pas Huge Open Mouthed Problem…

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Faux Pas – meaning – An embarrassing or tactless act or remark in a social situation – a gaffe – blunder – error – there was absolutely no need for titillation when addressing a subject wherein the more you praise it and suck up to it – the bigger and longer it gets! – Attribution to Ozami.Net

Now this week the UK tabloids are doing their best to make a big sensational story alleging that a sexual affair has developed between footballer David Beckham and Welsh opera singer Katherine Jenkins.

This gossip is so unlikely and unreal that quite frankly, we are disgusted with all the media outlets that are running this story! With not a whiff or a glimpse of proof, moreover it is none of anyone’s business what these people get involved with in private.

I have only heard of Welsh opera singer Katherine Jenkins on a few occasions and she does not seem in the same ilk to the usual trashy people who feature in the tabloids like – WAGs – Reality TV Wasters – Busty Mouthy Tarts and the like…

Regarding David Beckham I have never liked the guy, but that is irrelevant the hard facts are that he has done a lot for football worldwide and lately seems to be giving something back by working for some good causes that benefit others less fortunate than him. On that basis he deserves some respect and credit…

So this is our take on the thoroughly distasteful rumors that have been written in the press about the alleged affair between footballer David Beckham and Welsh opera singer Katherine Jenkins.

To all the UK press you have no proof so please stop running these useless celeb gossip rumors and tales.

UK Press Time to Back Off David Beckham and Katherine Jenkins…

We have no axe to grind with this guy and we are not going to go on a tirade of disparaging remarks about this clown.

We care too much about Tottenham Hotspur to drop down to the level of the infantile mindset of AVB who has not got a single idea about man management.

Here are a few comments from frustrated Spurs fans and what they think about AVB – André Villas-Boas.

•    IDIOT!! He’s the ONLY reason i’m not rooting for the Spurs currently, and I can’t imagine how many more regulars he’s impacted due to his lack of brains. Rot in Hell Andre Villas Boo-as.

•    As a Spurs fan, I wonder if you can understand how I feel when you have just watched you side play with no guile, cohesion, and inventiveness. Lucky not to lose. At home. But then you sit there and listen to the post match comments of AVB, it make me want to puke, really it does. AVB has got to go, he is useless

•    I said earier this week that Spurs fans were warned about this clown (AVB). Last season Spurs, after a nervous finish, just about finished 4th. This season they will be lucky to finish 4th from bottom if they continue with this clown.

•    Oh yes AVB wanted to get rid of Dawson who is Spurs through and thru, wants to play him now, How can Dawson be expected to play well for a manager who he knows doesnt want him really.

•    AVBs man management skills again,….Boy has he got some learning to do

Comments Attribution to The Sun UK.

This is unbelievable after only three games the situation can only get worse for AVB – André Villas-Boas.

This dummy has to go and has to go now!

At Last the WHL Long Knives Come Out to Chop AVB…