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Elton John Crack Abuse Exposed in St Tropez

August 14th, 2012 Leave a comment Go to comments

Elton John Crack Abuse Exposed in St Tropez
The rocket man Elton John has been caught mooning by the international paparazzi on a boat just off St Tropez in the south of France. The photo op is sensational as it has confirmed ‘Once and for All!’ that the legendary rocker still has a ‘Crack’ habit.

The sensational pictures some that can be seen in ‘The Daily Mail’ UK the showcased images show the 65 years old piano player ‘Mooning’ he is flashing his naked bottom in public and the images have had to be censored as they clearly show that he has a ‘Crack in his Ass’ My goodness thank goodness the images were censored especially as Elton John is gay. Nothing wrong with that of course but as we have no knowledge about gay men and their asses! Who knows the censored ‘Daily Mail’ may be hiding a ‘Crack’ that might be very large and somewhat scary. Hence our thanks goes to ‘The Daily Mail’ for censoring the Elton John crack images.

Gossip and celeb resources are speculating that the rocket man was mooning at a neighboring boat, at this time we have no information to the names of the people on the other boat. However it appears that the piano player may indeed have offended some folks with his crack mooning. So watch this space as this cracking story looks to have legs and to keep a watch on new exposures we have sent on location . Two paparazzi from our sister publication ‘Sexy Rear’ the remit is keep a watch on the rocket man as rumor has it that – Gasp! – There maybe some saucy naked girls on the boat mooning some ‘Sexy Rear’ ala bare ass sexy women.

We want that on film and still images if that happens…

Elton John Crack Abuse Exposed in St Tropez…

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