So now we know what drives and excites on UK TV as co presenters Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield interviewed New Yorker Jonah Falcon, the TV hosts got giggly and excited about Mr Falcon’s huge Johnson aka Penis reputed to be the biggest in the world at :-
• 9 Inches when off duty
• 13.5 Inches when upright and erect ready to spit and spurt into action on order
Now both Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield obviously could not ask Mr Jonah Falcon to lob his schlong out onto the TV interview table! So they had built a life sized model of Jonah Falcon in the TV studio with his flaccid ‘All White Love Muscle’ hanging down there at an impressive 9 inches of penile traction. But the upshot of the interview is that both Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield seemed to be mesmerized by Mr Jonah Falcon and his enormous gigantic appendage. In fact the TV hosts seemed set on getting the TV audience impaled on the end of a story that the more they talked about it the bigger and angrier it seemed to become and it is a good job there was a commercial break as it looked for second that the show was going to erupt into a spunky ending…
Thanks to the cameramen we were spared from what could have been a very embarrassing situation especially for those who know all about semen!
• Jonah Falcon man with the world’s biggest penis
• Maior pênis do mundo as they say in Spanish
Holly Willoughby Penis Faux Pas Huge Open Mouthed Problem…
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Nauseatingly unfunny, unentertaining and stupid TV disaster show Big Brother last night descended into the gutter where it looked in it’s comfort zone along with all the dregs of society that watch this embarrassing garbage.
Some low life on Big Brother called another waster on the show – quote – “I don’t like escorts,” – more - “I think you are a little prostitute and I just don’t like your ways, I think it’s gross. Aren’t your parents ashamed of you?”
The misaligned strumpet then looked at the camera with a look on her face saying – quote – ‘I am chocolate I am so great!’ We cannot fashion to name these worthless people, because we are aware that any publicity we give them will be used to make money…
Why the British TV viewing public accept and tolerate Big Brother is beyond comprehension, there is no single justifiable reason why one more shoddy Big Brother show should be seen on UK TV ever again
The job of parenting children in UK must be a nightmare these days – as in the family unit at home they learn manners – respect – the difference between right and wrong – when to say please and thank you. Then they turn on the family friendly TV and see some idiot say – quote – “I don’t like escorts,” – more - “I think you are a little prostitute and I just don’t like your ways, I think it’s gross. Aren’t your parents ashamed of you?”
What on earth has gone wrong in the UK United Kingdom – Unbelievable!
Terminally Stupid TV Show Big Brother Slides into the Gutter…
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So what has gone wrong with the UK institution BBC TV they have made several broadcasting blunders in 2012. They have flunked some major events including but not limited to :-
• The Opening Ceremony for the 2012 London Olympic Games has been criticized with many saying BBC TV offered poor coverage
• Then BBC TV botched in embarrassing style the showcase spectacle of the opening day the Men’s Cycling Road Race. The irony is that the race was relayed in such a hotch potch manner that at many times it was unclear to viewers who was actually leading the race and the broadcasted race time gaps were often incorrect. BBC TV knew they had flunked the live TV coverage and at the end of the race they offered a public apology for the BBC Men’s Cycling Road Race coverage.
• The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebration was another marquee event that showcased BBC TV as an inept calamitous broadcaster. This BBC TV event was a national disaster for the flagship TV channel!
So what has gone wrong with BBC TV, well they shipped out many of the elite broadcasters forcing them into premature retirement. This left BBC TV with no access to experienced staff with proven skill sets needed when recording major public events. How did people find out they switched on BBC TV and that was that – ‘Oh no turn off that rubbish’ was the cry – click – millions just switched off.
Come on BBC TV get your act together this is simply just not good enough, no excuses you are 100 percent funded by the beleaguered British tax paying public! Stop the rot and stop it now.
BBC TV 2012 Botched Broadcast Meltdown…
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Now my oh my who would have thought that Big Brother winner Denise Welch has been playing away from home with a toyboy party organiser Lincoln Townley, 39, who has been showing her his own little brother! All this hanky panky has been going on while she is still married to actor Tim Healy 59!
Now it seems that 53 year old Denise Welsh is having some problems with her vision as rumors abound that she has become cockeyed over Toyboy Lincoln Townley and his now notorious ‘Little Brother’ package! Other gossip street talk is that when Denise Welsh starred in Loose Women, was about the same time as she became cockeyed and that all led to tension in her panties, and something had to fix that so in slid the Toyboy Lincoln Townley with his action man ‘Little Brother!’
Denise Welsh has a chequered history in the gossip columns like – quote – battling drink and drug problems in the past. Going topless in a hot tub with X Factor teenager Frankie Cocozza on Celebrity Big Brother.
Denise Welch has Toyboy Lincoln Townley with Little Brother Package…
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Little Brother – meaning – Toyboy Lincoln Townley’s todger!
Well at last someone is joining BB – Big Brother – who will bring this show back to life! That is if, there ever was any life in the reality show anyway.
Anyway direct from Hollywood in comes big time actor Michael Madsen who is hot news both on screen and off screen. Michael Madsen is famous for his roles in Reservoir Dogs – Kill Bill – Donnie Brasco and Die Another Day.
From some of the team at TV reality show Big Brother – quote – “Michael is going to be the Hollywood big gun of the house. He’s quite a formidable character.”
By all accounts the show needed a life saving pick me up and now the onus is on Michael Madsen who will keep the press busy as much off the show as on the show! Big Brother it to them Michael Madsen!
Celebrity Big Brother starts on Thursday January 5, 2012 on Channel 5.
All eyes will be on how many millions of viewers come back to watch the show savior from Hollywood Michael Madsen.
Hollywood Big Shot Michael Madsen Joins BB…
Stars come and go on the American show ‘The X Factor’ they pass through in and out of fame like chocolates being boxed up on a continuous production line conveyor belt. Some celebs hardly last long enough to get the standard deal package – ‘15 Minutes of Fame’ so winners and losers need to be smart these days or they are soon going to find that all they have left are memories and the money they made has long gone!
So it is great news to see the latest winner of the show – Melanie Amaro to buy House with ‘The X Factor’ Winnings.
Fabulous to here that is such a sensible thing to do as long as she does not get sucked into any corrupt housing scam or foreclosure racket. Melanie Amaro won $5 Million US Dollars an awful lot of money by any standards, but it still need to be managed and invested with care including background profiling and due diligence checks before making an investment in a house and/or high value items like cars – furniture – fixtures and fittings etc etc.
Simon Cowell – quote – Amaro, who was mentored by judge Simon Cowell and was at one point eliminated then reinstated to the contest, was awarded the grand prize: a $5 million recording contract and a starring role in a Pepsi commercial.
Melanie Amaro to buy House with ‘The X Factor’ Winnings…
2011 has been a great year for British professional racing cyclists the year has seen some great rides by top UK pros Bradley Wiggins – Chris Froome – David Millar and a whole raft of select riders who race for the UK pro team ‘Team Sky’
But at the top of the pile in UK pro cyclists is the new winner of BBC Sports Personality of the year 2011 the UK World Road Race Champion Mark Cavendish.
On winning this prestigious award Mark Cavendish said – quote – “I’m absolutely speechless.”
Mark is the 2011 Road World Champion. He is also a Tour de France green jersey winner and was awarded an MBE in November for his services to cycling.
In second place was golfer Darren Clarke, 43.
In third place was runner Mo Farah, 28.
Pro Racing Cyclist Mark Cavendish BBC Sports Personality of the year 2011…
The reality and celeb world is full of wannabes and well those that are almost as trivial as a piece of garbage! Then at the top of the pile in this weird and wonderful entertainment sector you get the power players like Simon Cowell who has just hooked in a media superstar the one and only Howard Stern. Cowell of the great “America’s Got Talent” show will now have onboard a new judge Howard Stern.
Simon Cowell had this to say about Howard Stern – quote – “If he goes too far, he’ll be kicked off.” – but then added – “He’s not stupid, this guy.”
Simon Cowell hooks in Howard Stern for AGT!…
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AGT – meaning – America’s Got Talent NBC TV show Top-Rated Summer Competition Series
After a mysterious and bloody airplane crash, 48 survivors are left stranded on a Pacific Island… miles off course. It soon becomes apparent that they will not have to cope only with the forces of nature, but with the island’s secrets, including the Dharma Initiative, the ‘Lost Numbers’, the “others” (or hostiles) and the strange black smoke- to name a few. There is also much more than meets the eye, as it becomes apparent that everyone is connected in some way and that everyone has a purpose to live on the island… and for some, to die.
The survivors include doctor Jack, now freed prisoner Kate, one hit wonder rock star Charlie, Iraqi military vet Sayid, and a mysterious man named Locke. For a while their goal is simple survival, but they soon realize that it was far more than mere chance that brought them together, and each of them has a purpose that will help them unlock the island’s secrets. The chance of being found and rescued is pretty slim, so the survivors have to cope with a set of challenges. They have to learn to survive on the island, a mysterious place with enough dangers on its own. Also, they have to learn to live with each other if any success is to be expected. And finally, they have to live with themselves and their pasts. Interwoven with the events on the islands are flashbacks to the pasts of 14 main characters. Step by step, we learn a little more about their diverse and unexpected pasts as the group’s quest to survive takes shape.
You can read the full review by Max and add your own take on things as the TV section of Ozami forums
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