Drunk Woman Fall Under Train

The warning that drink driving is not a good idea is getting home (hopefully) because many people don’t drink and drive. Perhaps the warning should go one step further that getting drunk is just not a good idea, especially if you need to get home.

The above video clearly highlight the dangers of getting legless. The video which was issued by the British Transport Police shows a female passenger exiting a carriage at Barnsley station, stumbling backwards and falling in-between the train and platform.

She was quite lucky because another passenger raised an alarm and the woman was rescued from the track and taken to hospital with cuts and bruises. The train was delayed for 20 minutes because of the incident.

“This woman was lucky to only end up with a few minor injuries and, had it not been for the alertness of other passengers who helped her, we could have been dealing with potentially serious injuries,” he said.

The woman featured in the CCTV footage agreed that the police should release the footage to the public to help raise awareness of excessive drinking and its potentially dangers.

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The mind boggles that anyone of these can get in the top 100 never mind the top 5!

Old Boiler Springs Surprise in Ozami UK Most Searched Celebs of 2011…

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Meat Loaf sang that he will do anything for love, including running into hell and back. He then went on to state other things he will do for love and the draw the line at things he will not consider doing for love.
It seem Maria del Mar Arjona, a nineteen year old woman will do absolutely anything for her love because she was caught trying to smuggle him out of a Mexican prison in a suitcase. Unfortunately for Ms Arjona, the prison guard because suspecious of her bulging bag, hey opened the bag and found her husband Edwin Valdemar Artiaga Perez inside, he has stripped down to socks and pants.

Edwin Valdemar Artiaga Perez does not seem to be settling into prison for a week before his Love’s attempt to smuggle him out he was part of a jail break attempt which went wrong, which saw him returned to prison.

Ms Arjona had been at the prison in the eastern Quintana Roo state for a conjugal visit with her husband, and therefore had been allowed to take the suitcase inside, officials said.

Hodgson, 63, won only seven of 20 Premier League games after taking over from Rafael Benitez in July 2010 and led the club to 12th in the table.

Former player and manager Kenny Dalglish has been placed in charge until the end of the season.

“Both parties thought it in the best interests of the club that he stand down,” said American owner John W Henry in a statement on the club’s website.

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For the first time Witches and astrologers in Romania are to start paying income tax of about 16% on their earning as they are now classified as self employed.

Witches are planning to gather on Romania’s southern plains and the banks of the Danube to protest against the laws and place a curse on the politicians who voted for the new laws.

Among the vital ingredients of some of the curses that will be raining on Romanian politician and their president in particular includes cat excrement, dead dogs.

If their spell or curse should work on their government, I will definitely be seeking their services to place curses on a number of unpleasant people I don’t quite know how to deal with at present.

Mister Gaga?

GO TO THE OZAMI FORUMS NOW

Lady Gaga.  Kind of a strange chick.  My wife decided to by her last CD – you know the one with the song “poker face” and something about wanting to ride your disco stick?  Yeah, that one.  I listened to her – she’s not too bad, I suppose.  Her looks remind me of Cher.  Remember Cher?  Holy Shit do I remember Cher.  She was very – ethnic looking and awfully damn sexy.  And Lady Gaga seems to share those qualities, too (I guess).  But, evidently, Gaga was filmed dancing on stage and it sparked rumors across celebrity gossip websites that she is (du du duuuunnnhhh) a hermaphrodite.

SEE CONTROVERSIAL FOOTAGE HERE. 

Hollyscoop.com reports there’s a rumor spreading like wildfire on the internet that Lady Gaga has both male and female reproductive parts and she’s reportedly even addressed it in the past.   

 ”It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female,” she reportedly wrote in a blog back in December 2008.   “I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot.”   And you have a dick.  How many multi-gendered people do we have in the world?  Actually -The term “intersex” has been used and preferred by many such individuals, encouraging medical professionals to use the term. 

Lady Gaga raised eyebrows during the Glastonbury festival in England when the footage of her was shot and has since hit YouTube.

But Lady Gaga’s manager has told media outlets including ABCnews.com that the rumors of her being a hermaphrodite were “ridiculous.”

Hmmm.

There are roughly 307 million people in the United States, 50 million of which do not have health care.  That’s roughly 16.4% of the population.   Does it strike you odd that the rest of the United States, 83.6% of us, are not real interested in giving up our standard of health care?   The main problem is, they cannot afford to raise the healthcare of the 16.4% to the same level of care that the 86.3% have, and so – they plan to lower the playing field so that everybody gets crappy healthcare.  And of course the 86.3% get to pay for it.  As if we don’t pay enough for healthcare as it is.   We’re not too happy about that and we are letting our voices be heard as Congress takes their summertime break.  Townhall meetings across the US are showing a lot of pissed off people.   I will tentatively agree that something must be done to bring healthcare prices down, but I whole heartedly believe that Obamacare is simply NOT the answer. 

 What the answer is - I don’t know – Wouldn’t even PRETEND to know – but I do know that a government run healthcare system as broad and as far reaching as this plan is just one step closer to socialism.

Ain't she cute?

Nude photographs of “Twilight” star Ashley Greene have hit the Internet — and the actress’s attorney has a warning: post them and you’ll likely get sued.  “The photos in question, which appear to be of our client, are illegal and are being unlawfully displayed,” Greene’s lawyer said in a statement.  “Our client intends to take legal action.” Greene, 22, appeared Sunday at the Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles, California, where she picked up the Choice Fresh Face Female award.  In total, “Twilight” netted 11 trophies at the awards show.  The actress is the latest starlet involved in a nude photo scandal. Recently, Leighton Meester denied the existence of a long-rumored sex tape. And in 2007, naked photos of Vanessa Hudgens surfaced online, forcing the actress to apologize to her fans.   Now, not that I wouldn’t want to see young Ashley with no clothes – I don’t want anybody posting those pics here – - (you can post links, though   )

So we have a new member here at Ozami:  Veni Vidi Vici – A renaissance man  – wears make-up and chases deer and elk through the woods with sharp pointy sticks.  Yep, you guessed it – He’s (probably) Canadian.   No way, eh?   Be sure to drop him a line or two in the forums - – he seems to be buying everybody beer – which means he is either Canadian or a Politician.

 Which brings me to this joke:

An American, a Scot and a Canuk (American slang for a Canadian) were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

“Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth.”

He continued, “So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here.”

“That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other two?”

“Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his.”

LUST

You know, pride, envy, wrath, gluttony, lust, sloth and greed.  I am sure you fall into one of these – - how could you not?  Go here and check out where you stand at the Seven Deadly Sins Test.

Me?  I scored like this:  “You have committed many sins, but Lust is the mortal sin that has done you in.”  Hell, I didn’t need a webpage test to tell me that.

So the Ozami email system has been fixed.  What? (you say) It was broken?  Well, you know, we had to move around a lot (for reasons I won’t go into here) and some bugs had to be worked out.  Now that the email system is working, I think I’ll send an email out to EVERYONE – and invite them back.  Particularly the female members.  The only female we have right now is Durgs – and she’s practically a dude, so she doesn’t count.  I sure do miss the other females (Tea, Jackie, and Kink).  They smell nice.

I know you are all following the Realtime Apollo 11 mission re-creation? Bizzybody is.

And so – -

Q:  How do you tell a girl that her boobs are out of control?

A:  You don’t

And to finish off this update here are two moments (1, 2) from the Trojan Olympic games (NSFW).  There are a few more out there – so if you find ‘em, post ‘em

MAXIMUS

I was looking at some pics of Megan Fox and saw her recently on Jimmy Kimmel and thought to myself, you know – that girl has got an Adam’s apple.  I pointed that out here. I think it’s kind of funny really, the prospect that the slobbering masses have been ogling a transsexual.  Transsexual – More Than Meets The Eye.

Mr. Megan Fox

The Internet makes people crazy. We all know this.  The guy on the message board who just called you a shitclown for owning a different video game console than him probably would have been perfectly polite had you met in real life.  So which kind of crazy are you? Me?  I suffer from the “Low Forum Frustration Tolerance (a.k.a. The Frantic Browser Reloader)” – and go ahead, smack me in the head a couple of times.

Michael didn't look so good when he died...

Oh, and in case you haven’t heard, a bunch of famous people have died recently.  The list is just too long and I am beginning to worry a little.  Is it a sign of the end times?  Our B, C, and D list personalities are croaking right and left.  Some would argue that Micheal Jackson is an A list personality – and I would argue that he may have once been an A lister, but after spending too much time with little boys and then naming his kids after himself (and naming one of them “Blanket”) – he’s down there in the D lister region now.  Right next to Kathy Griffen.  Actually, me thinks he is even lower than the D-list – about 6 feet under.

Fresh on the heels of Star Trek and Terminator: Salvation we get the Inglourious Basterds trailer.  I love movies.  I really do.  Be sure to check out the Movie Quiz – this damn thing was HARD – but I did eventually get all 50.  Can you?

Yeah - it's not easy being a movie geek.

And here’s a tune I bet you won’t be able to get out of your head all day long.

Yeah – you can thank me later.

As usual, the guys in US gets to see new films a good two weeks or longer before it crossed the Atlantic and find its way to UK cinemas, I would have thought this days that every thing is sort of done digitally film released can be arrange so that they are released same day worldwide. Anyway, Maximus was the film in US he gave his own personal review as follows:

Okay. Suffice it to say that I went in expecting a certain kind of movie and got… Something else.
Observe and Report is touted as a comedy. And though there are some pretty funny parts to this movie, it is anything but a comedy. This is no Paul Blart: Mall Cop. This movie is a bit disturbing, if only because you can ALMOST see the real life aspects of the film. Ronnie Barnhardt (Seth Rogen) is the bi-polar head of security at the mall. He is tormented by a flasher who, at the beginning of the movie, is running around the parking lot scaring the hell out of the female shoppers. Ronnie is in love with Brandi (Anna Faris), a make-up counter girl in one of the stores in the mall. She barely tolerates Ronnie. But when Brandi gets “attacked” by the flasher Ronnie makes it his quest to catch the pervert.

Ronnie also wants to be a cop and goes about applying for the police academy. Of course he fails. And there is one scene that sums up the entire movie : Detective Harrison (Ray Liotta) is Ronnie’s nemesis in the police department and he is relishing the moment of telling Ronnie that he didn’t pass the psychological evaluation for the academy – he tells one of his police buddies to hide in the closet while he breaks the news to Ronnie. So halfway through Harrison telling Ronnie that he didn’t make it, Harrison’s police buddy comes out of the closet and says, “I’m sorry. You know, I thought this would be funny, but instead it’s just sad.” And that’s the movie in a nutshell – it’s sad and more than a little pathetic.

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