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If you are drunk don’t drive or even get on a train!

December 22nd, 2011 No comments

CCTV Footage of a drunken woman falling under a train

Drunk Woman Fall Under Train

Drunk Woman Fall Under Train

The warning that drink driving is not a good idea is getting home (hopefully) because many people don’t drink and drive. Perhaps the warning should go one step further that getting drunk is just not a good idea, especially if you need to get home.

The above video clearly highlight the dangers of getting legless. The video which was issued by the British Transport Police shows a female passenger exiting a carriage at Barnsley station, stumbling backwards and falling in-between the train and platform.

She was quite lucky because another passenger raised an alarm and the woman was rescued from the track and taken to hospital with cuts and bruises. The train was delayed for 20 minutes because of the incident.

“This woman was lucky to only end up with a few minor injuries and, had it not been for the alertness of other passengers who helped her, we could have been dealing with potentially serious injuries,” he said.

The woman featured in the CCTV footage agreed that the police should release the footage to the public to help raise awareness of excessive drinking and its potentially dangers.

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Old Boiler Springs Surprise in Ozami UK Most Searched Celebs of 2011

December 22nd, 2011 No comments

The results are in for the internet search engines most searched celebs of 2011
Coming in
• 5th Place – Jennifer Aniston maybe number five is above her grade but shows how weak the competition is!
• 4th Place – Scarlett Johannson well someone has to be number four.
• 3rd Place – Emma Stone ‘Eye Candy’ and not much else.
• 2nd Place – Victoria Beckham all huff and splutter about nothing, has a fixation with herself.
• 1st Place – Old Boiler and renowned US porn slut, boasting the fattest ass in the world, US TV celeb and reality freak the nauseating – YES! – the one and only Kim Kardashian!

The mind boggles that anyone of these can get in the top 100 never mind the top 5!

Old Boiler Springs Surprise in Ozami UK Most Searched Celebs of 2011…

Ozami.net Welcomes You!

October 25th, 2011 No comments

Welcome to Ozami.net

Ozami.net Welcomes You!

A very warm welcome to Ozami.net, you source of entertainment and sports information. We bring you news, views, opinion and debate about celebrities, sports, TV and everyday topic ranging from discussion about what to wear on a first date to how many times you should have sex in a day.

You can discuss any of the articles on this site at Ozami discussion forums, it is free to join our forums.

Wife try to smuggle husband out of prison

July 6th, 2011 No comments

Meat Loaf sang that he will do anything for love, including running into hell and back. He then went on to state other things he will do for love and the draw the line at things he will not consider doing for love.
It seem Maria del Mar Arjona, a nineteen year old woman will do absolutely anything for her love because she was caught trying to smuggle him out of a Mexican prison in a suitcase. Unfortunately for Ms Arjona, the prison guard because suspecious of her bulging bag, hey opened the bag and found her husband Edwin Valdemar Artiaga Perez inside, he has stripped down to socks and pants.

Edwin Valdemar Artiaga Perez does not seem to be settling into prison for a week before his Love’s attempt to smuggle him out he was part of a jail break attempt which went wrong, which saw him returned to prison.

Ms Arjona had been at the prison in the eastern Quintana Roo state for a conjugal visit with her husband, and therefore had been allowed to take the suitcase inside, officials said.

Hodgson magic worked for Fulham but not for Liverpool as he is sacked

January 8th, 2011 No comments

Roy Hodgson who made a triumphant return to English football with Fulham after outstanding success in Netherlands has just got the sack at Liverpool as he failed to work his magic there after 20 games.

Hodgson, 63, won only seven of 20 Premier League games after taking over from Rafael Benitez in July 2010 and led the club to 12th in the table.

Former player and manager Kenny Dalglish has been placed in charge until the end of the season.

“Both parties thought it in the best interests of the club that he stand down,” said American owner John W Henry in a statement on the club’s website.

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Witches in Romania to place a curse on the government

January 8th, 2011 No comments

For the next few months I will be watching any signs of crack in the Romanian government, the first hint of crack may confirm that the spell Romanian witches plan to place on their government is beginning to take hold.

For the first time Witches and astrologers in Romania are to start paying income tax of about 16% on their earning as they are now classified as self employed.

Witches are planning to gather on Romania’s southern plains and the banks of the Danube to protest against the laws and place a curse on the politicians who voted for the new laws.

Among the vital ingredients of some of the curses that will be raining on Romanian politician and their president in particular includes cat excrement, dead dogs.

If their spell or curse should work on their government, I will definitely be seeking their services to place curses on a number of unpleasant people I don’t quite know how to deal with at present.

Lady Gaga and the Vienna Sausage Mystery

August 12th, 2009 No comments
Mister Gaga?

Mister Gaga?

GO TO THE OZAMI FORUMS NOW

Lady Gaga.  Kind of a strange chick.  My wife decided to by her last CD – you know the one with the song “poker face” and something about wanting to ride your disco stick?  Yeah, that one.  I listened to her – she’s not too bad, I suppose.  Her looks remind me of Cher.  Remember Cher?  Holy Shit do I remember Cher.  She was very – ethnic looking and awfully damn sexy.  And Lady Gaga seems to share those qualities, too (I guess).  But, evidently, Gaga was filmed dancing on stage and it sparked rumors across celebrity gossip websites that she is (du du duuuunnnhhh) a hermaphrodite.

SEE CONTROVERSIAL FOOTAGE HERE. 

Hollyscoop.com reports there’s a rumor spreading like wildfire on the internet that Lady Gaga has both male and female reproductive parts and she’s reportedly even addressed it in the past.   

 ”It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female,” she reportedly wrote in a blog back in December 2008.   “I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot.”   And you have a dick.  How many multi-gendered people do we have in the world?  Actually -The term “intersex” has been used and preferred by many such individuals, encouraging medical professionals to use the term. 

Lady Gaga raised eyebrows during the Glastonbury festival in England when the footage of her was shot and has since hit YouTube.

But Lady Gaga’s manager has told media outlets including ABCnews.com that the rumors of her being a hermaphrodite were “ridiculous.”

Hmmm.

Moving on people, moving on. 

There are roughly 307 million people in the United States, 50 million of which do not have health care.  That’s roughly 16.4% of the population.   Does it strike you odd that the rest of the United States, 83.6% of us, are not real interested in giving up our standard of health care?   The main problem is, they cannot afford to raise the healthcare of the 16.4% to the same level of care that the 86.3% have, and so – they plan to lower the playing field so that everybody gets crappy healthcare.  And of course the 86.3% get to pay for it.  As if we don’t pay enough for healthcare as it is.   We’re not too happy about that and we are letting our voices be heard as Congress takes their summertime break.  Townhall meetings across the US are showing a lot of pissed off people.   I will tentatively agree that something must be done to bring healthcare prices down, but I whole heartedly believe that Obamacare is simply NOT the answer. 

 What the answer is - I don’t know – Wouldn’t even PRETEND to know – but I do know that a government run healthcare system as broad and as far reaching as this plan is just one step closer to socialism.

 

Aint she cute?

Ain't she cute?

Nude photographs of “Twilight” star Ashley Greene have hit the Internet — and the actress’s attorney has a warning: post them and you’ll likely get sued.  “The photos in question, which appear to be of our client, are illegal and are being unlawfully displayed,” Greene’s lawyer said in a statement.  “Our client intends to take legal action.” Greene, 22, appeared Sunday at the Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles, California, where she picked up the Choice Fresh Face Female award.  In total, “Twilight” netted 11 trophies at the awards show.  The actress is the latest starlet involved in a nude photo scandal. Recently, Leighton Meester denied the existence of a long-rumored sex tape. And in 2007, naked photos of Vanessa Hudgens surfaced online, forcing the actress to apologize to her fans.   Now, not that I wouldn’t want to see young Ashley with no clothes – I don’t want anybody posting those pics here – - (you can post links, though ;)   )

So we have a new member here at Ozami:  Veni Vidi Vici – A renaissance man  – wears make-up and chases deer and elk through the woods with sharp pointy sticks.  Yep, you guessed it – He’s (probably) Canadian.   No way, eh?   Be sure to drop him a line or two in the forums - – he seems to be buying everybody beer – which means he is either Canadian or a Politician.

 Which brings me to this joke:

An American, a Scot and a Canuk (American slang for a Canadian) were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

“Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth.”

He continued, “So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here.”

“That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other two?”

“Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his.”

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Ozami = Lust

July 18th, 2009 No comments

Are you familiar with the seven deadly sins?

LUST

LUST

You know, pride, envy, wrath, gluttony, lust, sloth and greed.  I am sure you fall into one of these – - how could you not?  Go here and check out where you stand at the Seven Deadly Sins Test.

Me?  I scored like this:  “You have committed many sins, but Lust is the mortal sin that has done you in.”  Hell, I didn’t need a webpage test to tell me that.

So the Ozami email system has been fixed.  What? (you say) It was broken?  Well, you know, we had to move around a lot (for reasons I won’t go into here) and some bugs had to be worked out.  Now that the email system is working, I think I’ll send an email out to EVERYONE – and invite them back.  Particularly the female members.  The only female we have right now is Durgs – and she’s practically a dude, so she doesn’t count.  I sure do miss the other females (Tea, Jackie, and Kink).  They smell nice.

I know you are all following the Realtime Apollo 11 mission re-creation? Bizzybody is.

And so – -

Q:  How do you tell a girl that her boobs are out of control?

A:  You don’t

And to finish off this update here are two moments (1, 2) from the Trojan Olympic games (NSFW).  There are a few more out there – so if you find ‘em, post ‘em

MAXIMUS

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What’s New

July 5th, 2009 No comments

Hot Topics on Ozami Forums:

I was looking at some pics of Megan Fox and saw her recently on Jimmy Kimmel and thought to myself, you know – that girl has got an Adam’s apple.  I pointed that out here. I think it’s kind of funny really, the prospect that the slobbering masses have been ogling a transsexual.  Transsexual – More Than Meets The Eye.

Mr. Megan Fox

Mr. Megan Fox

The Internet makes people crazy. We all know this.  The guy on the message board who just called you a shitclown for owning a different video game console than him probably would have been perfectly polite had you met in real life.  So which kind of crazy are you? Me?  I suffer from the “Low Forum Frustration Tolerance (a.k.a. The Frantic Browser Reloader)” – and go ahead, smack me in the head a couple of times.

Michael didnt look so good when he died...

Michael didn't look so good when he died...

Oh, and in case you haven’t heard, a bunch of famous people have died recently.  The list is just too long and I am beginning to worry a little.  Is it a sign of the end times?  Our B, C, and D list personalities are croaking right and left.  Some would argue that Micheal Jackson is an A list personality – and I would argue that he may have once been an A lister, but after spending too much time with little boys and then naming his kids after himself (and naming one of them “Blanket”) – he’s down there in the D lister region now.  Right next to Kathy Griffen.  Actually, me thinks he is even lower than the D-list – about 6 feet under.

Fresh on the heels of Star Trek and Terminator: Salvation we get the Inglourious Basterds trailer.  I love movies.  I really do.  Be sure to check out the Movie Quiz – this damn thing was HARD – but I did eventually get all 50.  Can you?

Yeah - its not easy being a movie geek.

Yeah - it's not easy being a movie geek.

And here’s a tune I bet you won’t be able to get out of your head all day long.

Yeah – you can thank me later.

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Observe and Report reviewed by Maximus

April 26th, 2009 No comments

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Warner Bothers new comedy Observe and Report was released in UK last Friday (24th of April). In the film a security shopping mall security guard who suffers from bi-polar depression was asked to stop a flasher from embarrassing shopper at the mall he works, he did manage to arrest the flasher but thing did not go as expected.

As usual, the guys in US gets to see new films a good two weeks or longer before it crossed the Atlantic and find its way to UK cinemas, I would have thought this days that every thing is sort of done digitally film released can be arrange so that they are released same day worldwide. Anyway, Maximus was the film in US he gave his own personal review as follows:

Okay. Suffice it to say that I went in expecting a certain kind of movie and got… Something else.
Observe and Report is touted as a comedy. And though there are some pretty funny parts to this movie, it is anything but a comedy. This is no Paul Blart: Mall Cop. This movie is a bit disturbing, if only because you can ALMOST see the real life aspects of the film. Ronnie Barnhardt (Seth Rogen) is the bi-polar head of security at the mall. He is tormented by a flasher who, at the beginning of the movie, is running around the parking lot scaring the hell out of the female shoppers. Ronnie is in love with Brandi (Anna Faris), a make-up counter girl in one of the stores in the mall. She barely tolerates Ronnie. But when Brandi gets “attacked” by the flasher Ronnie makes it his quest to catch the pervert.

Ronnie also wants to be a cop and goes about applying for the police academy. Of course he fails. And there is one scene that sums up the entire movie : Detective Harrison (Ray Liotta) is Ronnie’s nemesis in the police department and he is relishing the moment of telling Ronnie that he didn’t pass the psychological evaluation for the academy – he tells one of his police buddies to hide in the closet while he breaks the news to Ronnie. So halfway through Harrison telling Ronnie that he didn’t make it, Harrison’s police buddy comes out of the closet and says, “I’m sorry. You know, I thought this would be funny, but instead it’s just sad.” And that’s the movie in a nutshell – it’s sad and more than a little pathetic.

Read the rest of Max’s reviews and join the discussion at Ozami film reviews.

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Woman life saved by Wonderbra

April 24th, 2009 No comments


Wonderbra which has sort of become a euphemism for underwired bra was made very famous by Eva Hezigova in an advert in a popular advert in the 1990 simply titled “Hello Boys”. The Wonderbra in particular and underwire bra in general is favoured by women of certain age when trying to defy gravity and it tends to work quite well.
Men tends to be fooled by the miracle of wonderbra/underwire bra as the helps the lady give the impression that her assets are either larger than they are or more pert than they actually are.
The miracle of wonderbra/underwire bra goes beyond the aforementioned uses for a 57-year old woman from Detroit who saw robbers breaking into her neighbor’s house, the thieve saw that the woman saw then and fired at her, luckily, the bullet struck the underwire of the lady’s bra taking a lot of wind out of the bullet’s sail, the woman sustained serious injury as a result but not life threatening injuries. If not for her underwire bra, she will probably be dead.

High Noon

March 9th, 2007 No comments

Remember High Noon?

That old western about a marshal, personally compelled to face a deadly enemy, finds that his own town refuses to help him. It’s a good movie, a true classic. Will Kane (Gary Cooper), the marshal of Hadleyville, has just married pacifist Quaker Amy (Grace Kelly) and plans to resign from his post at the end of the day. Then the whole town hears that Frank Miller (Ian MacDonald), a man he had arrested and sent to the gallows, has been pardoned. Miller is due to arrive on the noon train and his gang is waiting for him at the station. When he arrives, he and his gang intend to exact revenge.

Everybody wants Kane to leave immediately, to avoid trouble. His wife threatens to leave on the noon train without him if he stays, but he refuses to give in. He spends most of the day trying to get the townspeople to back him up, to no avail. Even his deputy, Harvey Pell (Lloyd Bridges), refuses to help. Only his former mistress, Helen Ramírez (Katy Jurado), supports him, but there is little she can do to help.

In the end, Kane faces the four gunmen by himself. He shoots down two of Miller’s men. Amy chooses her husband’s life over her religious beliefs and kills the third by shooting him in the back while he reloads his gun in an alley next to Kane’s office, in which she has taken refuge. Miller then takes her hostage. Miller then offers to trade her for Kane. Kane agrees, coming out into the open. Amy, however, struggles with Miller, clawing his face as the two men shoot. Kane’s shot kills Miller. He then contemptuously throws his marshal’s star in the dirt and leaves town with his wife.

This is George W. Bush in a nutshell.

He is doing what he thinks is right, what he knows is right, and everybody wants him to leave town, to avoid trouble. You can say what you want about George W. Bush, but he is a man of his convictions, a man who is willing to do what he knows must be done – even in the extreme face of adversity.

But the deck was stacked against him from the start. The 2000 election was a controversial victory, one which is still argued over even until today. The Democrats, the poor sore losers that they are, can not and will not let go his marginal victory over Al Gore. And then, to add insult to injury, Bush beats Kerry in 2004. Oh, the Democrats were, and still are, pissed off. The Red States, the Blue States, the cultural divide, the on going War in Iraq, the looming shadow of terrorism, Stem Cell research, an over zealous liberal media,….

Poor Old George W. Bush picked one hell of a time to be President of the United States.

And with the 2008 elections on the horizon, a democrat controlled Congress and Senate, and a war that has torn the country to shreds – George Bush has taken so many right hooks to the face that he just might be begging for a left jab to the jaw just to change the pace. But he’s still standing – like a dazed Rocky Balboa, he keeps standing there, trading punches, doing what he thinks is right for the country. It’s coming up on the twelfth round for George…

I have to say that I kind of admire the man.

That’s right, I said it. Those eleven words would never, ever be uttered anywhere else but here. Even the Fox News Network would be hard pressed to show a little admiration for a man who is generally maligned by the media and the public at large. Admiration for a man who is the quintessential underdog, the guy everybody expects to lose, whose character is slandered, criticized, and smeared not just in our own country, but almost every where else in the world. A man blamed for every goddamned thing that has come down the pike – even for things he had no control over and had nothing to do with. And he keeps standing, he keeps fighting, he keeps doing what he thinks and knows to be right.

I cannot help but hope that when this is all over with, when historians look back and cast their attentions on poor old George W. Bush, that they’ll see that he was right, that he did know what he was doing, and that he did do the right thing. And the world was a better place because of it. Then maybe George will see a little vindication.

I’m an underdog supporter – I root for the guy who everyone expects and wants to lose – the football team that no one can believe is in the playoffs, the old over weight boxer trying for a twilight year’s comeback, a man who leaves his family in a snow storm trying to seek help. These are my heroes, men who look courageously into the face of adversity, shrug off their personal discomfort, and march on.

Only time will tell.

George W. Bush marches on. Poor Dumb Bastard.

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The Truth

March 9th, 2007 No comments

Is it at all possible to get a fair, objective viewpoint anymore? Must everything be right or left slanted? Is there anyone out there who has an opinion that is just – you know – middle of the road? I surf the blogs – I read the media pundits – I listen to the talking heads on TV. I just want the truth. Mostly I want everybody to acknowledge the truth. The truth is supposed to be a solid thing, based upon factual events, on words that were actually spoken, on events that actually happened. Bending the truth or being historically selective with the truth is pretty close to lying. In court you must, “…swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me God.” And yet when the truth doesn’t suit their purposes… Well, you know what happens, don’t you?

You can’t believe anybody anymore. You can’t believe your duly elected officials, you can’t believe the guy giving you the evening news, you can’t believe ANYTHING you read whether in a newspaper or on the internet, and you and your family, friends, and co-workers can only throw up your hands in frustration at being lied to 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year. Like Agent Mulder on the X-Files used to say, “The Truth is out there.” But evidently the truth likes to hide from us; behind trees, under rocks, or deep dark closets.

We don’t even know what truth is: Common dictionary definitions of truth mention some form of accord with fact or reality. There is no single definition of truth about which the majority of scholars agree, and numerous theories of truth continue to be widely debated. There are many differing claims on such questions as what constitutes truth, how to define and identify truth, what roles do revealed and acquired knowledge play, and whether truth is subjective, relative, objective, or absolute. But bottom line: One man’s truth is another man’s lie.

As for the question: “Why are we in Iraq?”

Several reasons: To remove a brutal dictatorial leadership and free the oppressed people of Iraq; To assert American influence in the Middle East and create and maintain a strategic base within the heart of the region that will allow us react, militarily, to further terrorist provocations and/or threats to the United States, our allies, and our ‘interests’ in the region; To create a viable and successful democratic society in a section of the world that seems to loathe the very concept of “freedom”; and to drag the most backward, barbaric culture on the face of the planet into the 21st Century. (I wrote this in answer to another blog somewhere and liked it so much I’m sticking it in here.)

And that is mostly the truth.

All else is bullshit, really. People, who demean our leaders, our citizens, our soldiers, and our country as a whole, are bending the truth to suit their own purposes. They say things like,

“Perpetual warfare,” “What a mess,” “Bushistas,” “…shrieking war monkeys,” “These people running our government make me ill… but it hurts me to think of the damage Bush and Co. are doing to our nation in general and
our brave soldiers specifically.”

All coming from individuals who don’t even know what a M16A2 or M4 is, let alone have been called upon to fire one. When are people going to wise up to fact that this type of rhetoric does more damage than good? That this type of language not only erodes the authority of our duly elected leaders, but it tears down the morale and confidence of the American people. This kind of truth is hurtful, degrading, and counterproductive.

Certainly there is room for political discourse, which is healthy for a democratic society, but allowing blind hatred of a political figure and his administration get in the way of doing the ‘right’ thing is not just counter-productive, it’s wrong. We have much more to loose here then some stupid political battle. This situation is far beyond what political party is in charge and who is calling the shots – this is a dire situation where our society, our culture, our traditions, the very fabric of our belief systems, is at risk. At what point do we say: “Politics be damned – let us be the victors.”?

I am not a warmonger, truly I am not – but by God, if someone picks a fight with me – then I will fight that fight – and I will fight to win.

And that, dear reader, is the truth.

Want to hear a scary story?

March 9th, 2007 No comments

This is a horror story – I rank it right up there with anything Stephen King or Dean Koontz imagine – a terrible, frightening little story that might keep you up at night.

First, as with all stories, we need a setting. This story is based in the Middle East, more specifically, a horrible place called Iran. We have no idea how far along the Iranian nuclear program is. We’ve been told that it will be at least ten years before Iran goes nuclear. Our intelligence people admit that they lack invaluable human intelligence (HUMINT) from inside Iran which is essential for an accurate assessment – so how can they make such a confident estimate? Despite our intelligence professionals trying to their damnedest to determine Iran’s nuclear capability – we have had intelligence failures before: We didn’t know how close the former Soviet Union was to economic collapse before they imploded; we were surprised to learn that Saddam Hussein was within a year of the atom bomb after the first Gulf War in 1991; our intelligence failed again before 9/11; and, as those of a liberal mind like to point out – we have yet to find WMD in Iraq despite being in country for years.

But how long does it take to make a nuclear bomb? The Iranians began seeking the bomb way back in 1980. It is now some 27 years later and we are told they may need yet another 5-10 years. All of the other nuclear powers took far less time. The United States, Russia, China, England, France, Israel, Pakistan, India and North Korea, all produced their bomb in far less than 27 years. We have college students here in the U.S. who can build one in much less time with plans off the internet. Pakistan and North Korea are not high tech societies, yet they have developed the bomb. Iraq’s Osirak reactor was destroyed in 1981 by Israel and yet ten years later Saddam Hussein was within a year of his first bomb. After the war U.S. intelligence was surprised to discover just how close Saddam was.

One might argue that Iran in 1980 was very backward in the technology needed to produce the bomb. But there are also other important factors that work in Iran’s favor. Iran has ample oil revenues to fund nuclear research and development. Iran could draw on the expertise of A.Q. Kahn the Pakistani nuclear scientist who was involved in proliferating nuclear expertise among other Muslim regimes. Iran is receiving nuclear expertise from Russia and now from North Korea. Iran has been able to buy commercial technology from European countries that, while ostensibly non-sensitive, can still be used to build important parts of the nuclear infrastructure. America built its first nuclear bomb in less than 5 years using 1940′s technology. Today Iran can employ technology that is far more advanced.

So why is it taking them so long? There are several ‘good’ answers to this question, I suppose, but I submit to you the following: Iran has already produced their first bomb(s) and has acquired nuclear weapons from rogue elements inside the former Soviet Union.

If that is true it would also make sense for Iran to keep this secret – a secret program which is hidden inside Iran and perhaps also in other Muslim countries such as Syria and Sudan. It would make sense for Iran to keep their early progress secret lest it trigger a powerful international response before they are ready. After all, look what we did to Saddam Hussein. At the very least they would have to face severe draconian sanctions instead of the limited ones now in force. It could also trigger a military response from America and or Israel which would then destroy Iran’s nuclear program before it became fully developed. While the world is focused on halting the program we know about, we may be totally blind to the one we don’t know about. History shows that nations can sometimes succeed in implementing great deceptions against their adversaries.

So that is our setting – A nuclear powerful Iran. Now let’s use our imaginations a little and take this one step further (yeah, this is the scary part):

In the near future, the spring of 2009, President Hillary Clinton is forced to deal with Iran. Her administration feels it is too dangerous to wait any longer before confronting Iran. She, backed by a Democrat controlled congress, and supported by the United Nations, issues an ultimatum to Iran. She demands that they open up all of their nuclear facilities and allow the dismantling of anything related to a weapons program or face military attack on those facilities. With two U.S. carrier task forces plus NATO contingents nearby, Iran knows this is no bluff.

In response Iran issues their own ultimatum to America and Europe. It might read as follows:

“The Islamic Republic of Iran has long prepared for the time when America, the Great Satan, would dare to issue such an arrogant ‘ultimatum’. You should know better than to threaten us. We have told you repeatedly that our determination is unshakable and not subject to bribes nor threats of any kind. Our faith in Allah is total. We are strong and willing to die for our cause. We know that your society is weak and cannot endure pain. Even if you destroy Iran there are nearly 1.5 billion Muslims in the world who will become even more enraged against you and even more determined to wage jihad until the final victory of Islam over the Crusaders.

“Over the years we have installed many sleeper cells in both America and in western Europe. Your open borders made it easy to place our agents. They are equipped with chemical, biological and nuclear devices. They remain invisible to you because they are easily hidden inside the Muslim communities and with ample funds from us they need not seek work or other forms of public exposure. There has been no attack inside America since 9/11 because we chose to wait and not because your security is so good. Striking sooner would have been premature before we were fully prepared.

“Your modern infrastructure makes your society highly vulnerable to attack from within. We have studied all of your weak points and are capable of wreaking havoc on any scale, and sustained over any time period that we choose. We can attack your electric grid, your gas pipe lines, your communications, your food supply, your financial networks, and much more. We can cause panic and terror that will greatly compound the physical damage. It would not be just one blow at one spot but many blows, in many places, over weeks and even months. We built a navy that can attack oil tankers on the international sea lanes and well as oil facilities in the Middle East. We can collapse the economies of the West which depend so much on oil. We will demolish your infrastructure. We will demolish your national self-confidence. You will live in chaos and in permanent fear of us.

“You are in no position to issue an ultimatum to us. We Muslims can hurt you far more than you can hurt us. We do not fear Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD), quite to the contrary, we embrace it. It is we who now issue our ultimatum to you. You will promptly begin the total withdrawal of all U.S. and European forces from all Middle East countries. Europe and America will cease all trade and all aid to the Zionist entity that occupies the holy land of Palestine. Europe and America will facilitate the resettlement of all Jews from occupied Palestine. If you like Jews so much then you can move them to your countries. You must warn the Zionist entity that they must totally disarm their military including their nuclear weapons. Their disarming and their resettlement elsewhere is their only chance to survive. If Iran is attacked by the Zionists then Iran will attack Jews globally and also attack with full force inside America. You will have to choose how many American cities, and how many American lives, you are willing to lose to defend your Zionist friends. We strongly suspect that your answer will be “none” “.

The above ‘ultimatum’ from Iran may strike some people as fantasy and nonsense. It is easy to dismiss, to ignore and to be in denial. Perhaps such a threat is unlikely but we have already been told that Iran is preparing the capability for a nuclear Electro Magnetic Pulse (EMP) attack where a single nuclear bomb, launched from a ‘civilian’ ship off shore and detonated 200 miles above the U.S., could burn out our delicate electronic circuits and paralyze the nation. If any part of the preceding scenario is possible shouldn’t we be giving this our full attention?

Now, if that is not a scary story – then I don’t know what is.

(Pulled from an article written by Rachel Neuwirth with some minor changes by me.)

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February 9th, 2007 No comments

“War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.” – John Stuart Mill

Okay – so it started with a report from NBC : HERE AT YOU TUBE

Then some liberal cultural elite guy over at the Washington Post, William M. Arkin, wrote a cheerful little piece that I am sure will warm all your hearts. Read the article here: ARKIN’S A PINHEAD

And then if you read on further through the article you get to reader comments. And, man, oh man – do the folks let the A-hole have it. Most of it made me smile, I must admit. There are several other blogs that address the article: BlackFive and Fuzzilicious to name a few. So I won’t get into the thick mud of it all. Suffice it to say that there is a number of cultural elitists who believe that they are better educated, higher paid, and better-rounded than the rest of us and that their opinions count and ours do not.

How sad, our country and our newspapers feel fit to castigate our brave military. We were once a proud America, when everyone stood for our National Anthem with their hands on their hearts. Those days are gone. Now, we are clogged with traitors and seditionists like Hanoi Jane, the Media and the Hollywood establishment. What is so confusing is, if the terrorists had their way, Hollywood would be burned to the ground and everyone in it because they are looked upon as evil and disgusting and breaking the laws of Islam.

Too bad our military must defend them along with the Americans who love and respect them.

I would love to see the cultural elite substantiate their remarks pertaining to service members expressing “intolerance and anti-democratic views” and using their “position to try and bully others into submission”. I dare say, to a man (and woman), they have done more to promote representative democracy in the world than any cultural elitist ever will. Perhaps if they were to stand between suicide bombers and a voting line, they would truly know what ‘anti-democratic’ really means.

And then Mr. Arkin writes a rebuttal to all the hate mail he got: HERE. I mean, this guy just won’t fucking stop.

It is just another example of the liberal biased media having the nerve to criticize our troops and leaders who have kept this nation safe from terrorism since 9/11. Meanwhile the left leaning media’s contribution to post 9/11 is to lend credibility to the terrorists and those who support them while condemning those who are protecting their ability to write their articles any way that they wish, as idiotic as they are. Don’t even get me started on the typical “giving the finger” attitude of those in the media/entertainment field such as the morons from Turner who caused the city of Boston to be shut down due to a marketing gimmick.

And they criticize the intelligence of Bush?

Typical liberals, typical Cultural Elite Main Stream Media.

I hate those bastards.

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Useless Information

October 15th, 2006 No comments

Useless Information

34. George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . “Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she’s behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bi n Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her fanny off to jail

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Poll

October 15th, 2006 No comments

 Should Durgdul shut up?

Durgdul who? 3 37.50%
Heck Yeah Redneck Bastage has been a thorn in my side from day one. 1 12.50%
No, his wit and humor are the only reason I surf Ozami 4 50.00%
Just get him to stop the “Dimsdale crap” 0 0%
Wait till he runs out of pictures, then ban he ass! 0 0%
Multiple Choice Poll. 

 no option that involves strawberries and cream
gosh darnit Durg

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Image of fat Lady inside

July 24th, 2006 No comments

Image of fat lady inside

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knock on Wood…?

July 24th, 2006 No comments

Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but don’t forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like…

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Get an avatar

July 1st, 2006 No comments

New Game
Easy enough…. simply post an avatar that you think would be suitable/usable by someone else on the forum….

I’ll start off with this one for….. TEABAGS!

Edit – Just to clarify…only post 1 avatar and recomend it for 1 person on the forum. Of course, you can come back and play as often as you like but try to post something that you think truly represents the person….

…..now where is that picture I had of a dumb-ass for el-p….(j/k)…

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Did the New York Times Cross the Line Between a Free Press and Treason?

July 1st, 2006 No comments

Did the New York Times Cross the Line Between a Free Press and Treason?

Liberal columnist Mort Kondracke echoed the sentiments of many Americans: The New York Times leaked information about a top secret banking operation, which was aimed at stopping terrorist financing and money transfers, because of their hatred for President George W. Bush.

President Bush implored the Times not to run their story, but the editors decided to disregard the presidential request. (One cannot help but wonder: If President Bill Clinton were our Commander-in-Chief today, would the editors at the New York Times comply with his request to kill the story? Most probably.)

Americans following the aftermath of the Times leak knew that part of the news story.

However, what most didn’t know was that the co-chairmen of the 9-11 Commission — Tom Keane and Lee Thompson — also contacted the New York Times and told them disclosure of the Treasury Department’s counterterrorism operation would hurt national security. The editors at the Times couldn’t care less and disregarded their plea, as well.

“In the past, I believe the New York Times got too close to the line separating honest journalism and betrayal. Now I think they crossed that line,” said a former intelligence officer who now works as an undercover detective for a large city police department.

“I also don’t believe someone from the [Treasury Department] leaked the information to the Times. I believe one of the lawmakers — either in the House or Senate — who opposes the war on terrorism leaked the information,” he added.

As yet, there are no comments emanating from Washingtion, DC regarding a full investigation of the leak. One source says he hopes the Justice Department assigns a special prosecutor to look into the case.

“We wasted millions of dollars on the so-called CIA leak case; how about investigating a serious leak that actually does impact [upon] US national security?” he added.

So far, the most vocal member of the Bush Administration regarding the New York Times and Los Angeles Times stories is Vice President Dick Cheney. “These [were] good, solid, sound programs. They [were] conducted in accordance with the laws of the land,” Cheney said.

“They are carried out in a manner that is fully consistent with the constitutional authority of the president,” Mr. Cheney said. He also said that he found it “offensive” that newspapers would publicize the secret program.

“What I find most disturbing about these stories is the fact that some in the media take it upon themselves to disclose vital national security programs, thereby making it more difficult for us to prevent future attacks against the American people,” Cheney said with obvious anger in his voice.

The New York Times stood by its coverage saying editors had judged after careful deliberations that releasing the information served the public’s interest. They didn’t explain in what way the disclosure of top secret information served the public interest, unless they include terrorists, our homegrown insurgents in congress, left-wing Stalinist groups, and your garden variety Bush-haters.

It’s been said before: Al-Qaeda and other terrorist groups don’t need to spend money on intelligence gathering and analysis. Members of the US news media are de-facto intelligence agents for them.

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Razor sharp reality

April 10th, 2006 No comments

Well, the newsletter is finally out. And I kinda like it!
No really… Some people are complaining about the design, size and whatnot but I really liked it.
Sure, the desing can be improved but that’s a minor thing if you ask me.
Btw, I was away from the site for a while — well not really away but I wasn’t on the site like I used to be.
I had some exams and some personal work to do but now it’s all done and I can enjoy Ozami once again.
I have to say I really like what this site has grown into. It’s a great community and I consider all of the regulars as my friends — in fact, I couldn’t see it any other way.

And people, this is so cool.
Join in, st4lk3r and me are getting bored! :D

Cheers!

Oh, why is this post called “Razor sharp reality”? Dunno really… It’s the name of the song I wrote today so it was the first thing on my mind when I was writing the title.

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How ’bout a flying dog?

February 6th, 2006 No comments

News from China made a certain amount of turmoil around the world.
Their scientists were able to fuse human and rabbit cells. They let the embryos live for a while but they destroyed them later.
But this isn’t the first incident of this type.
Scientists at the Mayo Clinic created pigs with human blood, and at Stanford University plans exist to create mice with human brains — the reason for this is probably cost of special effects for Stewart Little movie so they decided to create actors for it. :)
So, chimeras and whatnot are being created all around the world. It seems we can’t avoid this.
So I ask — how ’bout a flying dog?

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Ozami Politics Forum

January 27th, 2006 No comments

We have opened a Politics forum on Ozami Forums.
Please, no flaming!

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Mine’s a Guinness

January 23rd, 2006 No comments

That’s a phrase usually coming from my mouth whenever some poor bloke says he’s buying a round.
I always prefered dark beer. Tastes better, looks better and generaly is better.
Now Guinness — that even ain’t a beer. It’s the drink of the gods.
No, I’m not on their payroll — I’m trying to point out what a simple pleasure can grow into.
I was probably six when I first tasted beer. It took me to get to the age of 14/15 to get a likeing for beer.
In the States the legal age for drinking is 21. Here in Croatia it’s 18 but most kids start going out at the age of 14 – and thus they start drinking.
Croatia is well known for its wine. But that’s not Croatian kid’s favourite — it’s beer.
Now, let’s get back to the story.
I tried Guinness for the first time when I was 16. I was in London — you couldn’t get the stuff yet in Croatia. Back in Yugoslavia you could buy it in any store (same as now) but back then the war was barely over and our import/export was screwed up.
London was a big mixture of experiences for me. A lot of stuff I never seen before.
I went there to study English language and ended up drinking beer.
And the second was far more educational. Now, don’t jump at me! Wait ’till I finish the story.
There were two reasons for this:
1. My English was already good (if I may say so) and the only thing I could do is brush up on my accent.
2. I got drunk and after that it took me 15 minutes to get beaten up and mugged.
Now that is education! Never get drunk alone in a city you don’t know well!
Fortunately I didn’t have much money on me and I didn’t carry my passport with me. I got sobered up quickly and went home.
Never told this to anyone untill now.
Next day I was drinking Guinness again — but this time in my hotel room. Much safer! (except for your wallet – those mini-bars should be illegal — I payed less for some motorcycles)
But ever since then I have this great affection towards Guinness.
The reason I’m writing this all?
Well I just opened one. ;)

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Ozami Unleashed

January 6th, 2006 No comments

You know this place we all visit… What’s it called? Ah yes! Ozami. :D
Well I can tell you — it’s growing! And I ain’t kidding! It’s growing and developing at the speed of light.
Just want to give you guys some info.
I had the honor to check out the new software wich will power Ozami – vB! And it’s a mighty fine piece of code! Works great, looks great and has amazing features.
Yes — you will finally be able to upload 5 files at the same time! :)
And Ozami has some great spinoffs. Ozami Wallpapers for one. And even more…
Guys, this is going to be a great year for Ozami!

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Happy New Year!

January 1st, 2006 No comments

Just wanted to say Happy New Year to you all!
Ozami is growing in a great way and this year should even be better!
Cheers people!

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Binary code

December 31st, 2005 No comments

Since we had a little incident with binary code on Ozami Forums — let’s talk about binary code.
First a couple of words on binary system.
Binary system uses only two digits: 0 and 1.
Our (human) decimal system uses 10 digits: from 0 to 9. Why?
Well, it’s only natural — ten is a nice round number, seems almost important! :)
And we have ten fingers — and that’s the way we started to count at first — using fingers.
Now back to binary! Why does it use only two digits?
When first computer-like machines were produced they needed to have some kind of a memory to store data. They also needed some carriers for the data between differrent parts of the computer.
They were made from differrent matterials over the years but they had something similair — they always had two stable states. The easiest way to describe these two states was using 0 and 1.
And since electricity (and now even light) was chosen as the carrier it was again logical to use 0 and 1.
0 = no current
1 = current present
Easy!
And we could even get all of our numbers into the binary system.
Binary 0 is also decimal 0. Binary 1 is also decimal 1.
So decimal 2 is binary 10. Decimal 3 is 11 and so on.
Furthermore in binary 1+1=10.
That should give you a picture of how it works.
Back to the binary code
But we use letters and special signs on the computer too. So we needed to show them with 0 and 1.
There are many different standards for encoding letters into binary digits.
But the most common way is ASCII (American Standard Code for Information Interchange).
It uses 8 binary digits to describe one letter or special sign.
So that’s what binary code is all about — nothing special!

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Persistence of Time

December 29th, 2005 No comments

Max, did a great job reviewing the last year. Which made me think about the next one.
2006 — the New Year.
Let me write this from a perspective of someone living in a small European country in transition. Which actually sums up everything.
1400 years ago a small tribe of Croats came from the far east and moved into the plains next to the Adriatic Sea. They settled there and created a small country. It took them a century to get their first king crowned.
The country developed and grew for the next 400 years. Around the time when Great Britain was conquered for the last time, Croatia was conquered for the first time.
Well, conquered is how I see it. We entered a union with Hungary and Austria. That lasted for some 800 years under various names.
And then we were free! Yeah, right! We entered a union with some other eastern Slavic countries — Yugoslavia was born.
It took us 200 years to get out of that mess.
And now we’re free! Again — yeah, right!
Now we’re entering the EU — I won’t say that EU is a bad thing. I won’t even say that Croatia as a part of the EU is a bad thing.
But I won’t also say that it’s a good thing. Why?
Well, I mentioned some fictional country in transition. How can a country who doesn’t know how to feed its own people enter a economical, monetary and political union as EU?
Hell if I know! But it seems that I’ll find out.
We’re due to enter around 2008 so my 2006 is going to be a painful year. A lot of reforms, new laws and suchlike.
On the other hand — things seem to be looking up around the world. Even here.
Maybe 2006 won’t be a bad thing — maybe it will suck as 2005 (as Max put it).
I really don’t know.
But I know one thing — I wish you all a great 2006!
And please don’t blame me for using this blog as a tunnel for my frustrations.
Cheers!

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They could be twins

December 27th, 2005 No comments

Saddam Hussein and Mel Gibson..Long Lost Brothers

Lets say one day you wake up and you decide to go online
and surf the web
after flicking trough some web sites you come across these pictures of saddam and Mell
you start to put two and two togheter and it hits you Saddam and Mel are long lost brothers
Thank heavens for da internet so you can share these thoughts and pictures with the rest of the world

if you think the pictures posted at that site are funny scroll down and read the comments posted in response
very very very funny
specially Suck he is my new hero now

suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A WHALES PEEPEE WITH KETCHUP
Micheal Jackson Posts On December 24, 2005 : Go back to the bed… i’ll let you see my special place if i can see yours
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A DOLPHINS PEEPEE WITH MAYO
Micheal Jackson Posts On December 24, 2005 : I heard dolphins were as smart as little boys…mmm…i like your idea SUCK
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A LIZARDS PEEPEE WITH MUSTARD
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A SCORPIONS PEEPEE WITH SEAFOOD SAUCE
Goku Posts On December 24, 2005 : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… I’M A SUPER SAYIAN NOW… AND NOW I
SHALL CONTINUE TO SCREAM… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A TYRANASAURUS REXES PEEPEE WITH VINAGAR
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A CRABS PEEPEE WITH PICKLE JUICE
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : SUCK A POLAR BEARS PEEPEE WITH WHIPPING CREAM
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A DEERS PEEPEE WITH HOT SAUCE
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A OSTRAGES PEEPEE WITH A1 STEAK SAUCE

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milky’s world

December 26th, 2005 2 comments

OK, I’ve decided to create this blog category for some of my insane ramblings which I’ll occasionally produce but I’ll have no normal drawer to file them.
Here I am, in my old town Pozega — a small town in Croatia. I’m visiting my family for the holidays. And I’m kind of glad to be here (not just cause of my family). I haven’t been here for some time now. Not much has changed but it’s different nevertheless.
I tried to catch some of my old friends, but as I expected they now have lives which aren’t in sync with mine. Nothing strange — yet a man feels uneasy. It leaves a strange feeling of emptiness.
On the other hand I also have changed and have new friends. And I can’t really say I’m sorry for not being so close with my old friends. The thing that shocked me the most was the fact that a few of us after not seeing each other for a couple of years had nothing to talk about over a cup of coffee. And we grew up together. Really strange.
It would be nice to get some comments if you had similar experiences in your life.
Makes a man think…
Cheers people!

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The Hunt For Tea’s Boobies

December 26th, 2005 3 comments

I visited Teas private blog which can be found here: http://teabagstitties.blogspot.com/ , i saw several cool boobies, I wonder which pair was Tea’s, I guessed this Tea’s

but she said I am wrong, she however gave me a clue, she said the is a picture of her boobies on Ozami Forums, does anyone know where I can find them?

I am not searching for Teas boobies for voyeuristic reasons, just want to see them so that should Ozami ever start paying admins and Mods, I will know whether to pay Tea with silicon implants or cash :)

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Welcome to Ozami Blog

December 26th, 2005 No comments

Welcome to Ozami Blog
Ozami Blog was set up as a natural extension of Ozami forums. As most bloggers know, there are some thinks that are better accomplished by a blog than in a forum so to make up for the short comings of forums we started Ozami blog, we hope you find it as facinating and fun just like most Ozami forum members find Ozami Forums.

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