Worcester
West Midlands
England

Well now that the British public are led to believe that nightclub bouncers are really ‘Venue Managers’ the world of hype takes a new nonsensical lunge towards complete an utter stupidity!

To showcase what we mean here are the Venue Managers at work in Tramps nightclub in Worcester, Lisa Woodman a saucy 28 year old blonde (out of a bottle of course) pitches up at the nightclub door all size 6 of her with huge 36DD mammaries the type Wayne Rooney likes to slap around as he enters from the rear. Lisa Woodman is wearing a low-cut top, short skirt and knee-length boots. Now all she is doing is getting dressed up like a tramp to get into Tramps nightclub in Worcester!

She was refused entry by the Venue Manager he said – quote – : “You’re too old to wear that get-up.” And then the steroid freak bouncer turned Lisa Woodman away from the club door.

Lisa Woodman made these comments – quote – ‘I always like to look sexy when I go out on the town.’ Lisa has dropped out four babies in recent years, so she has undergone breast enhancement to get everything back shipshape!

Bouncer Mistakes Lisa Woodman for a Tramp at Tramps…

Legend
Nightclub Bouncer – Local beefcake often thinks EPL footballers are intelligent! Have difficulty explaining why they are hooked on steroids. Believe they have the power to say how WAGs should dress to gain nightclub entry.

3 Nightclubs in Worcester are owned by the same company – Tramps – Modes – Velvet. Lisa Woodman is barred from all three.

To quote Roy Orbison the marriage of Heidi Klum and Seal as the song says ‘It’s Over’. Heidi Klum calls time on marriage to Seal after six years and the divorce lawyers are set to wrap up the finances.

Talking about money could be one of the reasons for the marital split between Seal and Heidi Klum. In 2011 Heidi pull in $20 million dollars not bad for a supermodel whose sell by date was surely a decade ago, so kudos to Heidi she must have some brains to pull in the big bucks.

But Seal on paper does not look to be in that earning league and since his marriage to Heidi Klum what has he done career wise zilch. In fact the more one focuses on Seal it seems that siring children is his forte. Or was as now that he has got booted by Heidi all that is history.

This couple appeared as far as the public was concerned to make marriage into some sort of celeb event when they remarried every year once more with all the celeb gossip websites and paparazzi in attendance. Plus of course there are all the children to consider only a few more and they have enough to field a football team.

The big celeb and gossip sites are all over the break up news about Heidi Klum and Seal and TMZ had this to say – quote – ‘The last time TMZ filmed Seal and Heidi together, we asked her what the key to a successful marriage is. She didn’t answer the question.’ – Attribution to TMZ.Com

Seal Heidi Klum Marriage Over…

Perfect Imperfect Wedding Matched 2011

Millions of people in the world get married each year for a raft reasons – some think they are in love – many believe in love and hope it will spring through the bedroom door – millions do not know what love is and think it happens when you get married – others well they get married to see how long it will last! Think we are cynical – you bet we are – but one thing for sure we are not so dumb and stupid as showbiz stars and celeb wannabes who get married on a whim – but hey more of them later in the Imperfect Wedding Matches segment!

Ozami Perfect Wedding Matches 2011

• Hands down zero competition so the award goes to the delightful UK Royal couple (Who do look and act like they are genuinely in love) Yes the one and only Prince William chose as his wife the spectacular shimmering natural beauty Kate Duchess of Cambridge nee Kate Middleton.

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011
The contenders rolled in, in the 1000s from the world of showbiz stars and celeb wannabes, and it was difficult to select a winner from this incredibly dumb and self centered world of nothing but personal BS. But the winners selected themselves for their unequalled stupidity so take a bow the winners are :-

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Winners

• Stupendously stupid silly English man with silly beard and silly long hair the incredibly dumb Russell Brand who put a ‘Red Bag’ over the head of his bride when they married in late 2010 he married an intellectually challenged curious woman from the States who likes to be known as a wannabe pop star Katy Perry.

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Runners Up
• Porn freak – wide bottom as in motorway wide – and celeb imposter Kim Kardashian her marriage lasted for just over 70 days to some dope from the NBA called Kris Humphries.

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Third Place
• This was a surprising result as thousands of showbiz stars and celeb wannabes all got exactly the same number of votes. So the great news is that they are all winners of the Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Third Place award but the good part is that these mentally challenged freaks will be happy because they will believe that winning third place is a major achievement!

The Perfect and the Imperfect Wedding Matches of 2011…

One more time millions of people hit the shopping trail – fed up with no work – fed up with no money! The UK public object in the best way they know – Spend Spend Spend – the British are past masters at spending, millions were reared on a philosophy – ‘Live Now Pay Later’

Here is an official statement on UK Boxing Day Sales – quote –
The Next retailer group – quote – ‘600 shops in the capital’s West End reported £15m of combined takings inside the first three hours.’

The Bullring shopping centre in Birmingham – quote – 2,500 people waited for Next to open. One thousand more crowded the entrance to Selfridges.

Some people were skating far away from reality with this lame excuse for shopping – quote – ‘We were buying late Xmas presents or gifts we forget’ Yeah we believe that as Elvis still shops in Oxford Street too! Any excuse was on the table and the truth is no one cared as long as they could Shop Shop Shop!

Roll the tape fast forward early February 2012 the credit card bills are delivered – OUCH!

It was similar scenes across the whole of UK as shoppers went on a Buy Buy Buy spree!

UK Boxing Day Sales Bonanza…

Lingere – Bras Off Knickers Down

Bras Off Panties Down

Luxury UK lingerie maker La Senza are on the commercial scrapheap as the troubled bra and panties group call in the administrators. La Senza have become renowned as one of the premier lingerie brands of the world and despite the news that they are closing down La Senza adverts are still being posted across Asia in the Orient where girls love luxury lingerie brands like Le Senza.

The demise of this stellar lingerie brand is a hammer blow to the beleaguered UK economy that is deep in recession and now thanks to Le Senza another 2,600 jobs are lost and will see Le Senza close 146 stores and 18 concessions across the UK.

Official report on the pending Le Senza closure released by a company representative – quote – “Due to trading conditions in La Senza’s high street locations and the overall macro environment which are having an adverse effect on the company,the board of directors of La Senza has filed a notice of intention to appoint administrators. ” – more – “For the avoidance of doubt, the company is not currently in administration, and no administrator has been appointed.”

Not a good omen as we enter 2012, in the UK and the rest of the world there is a demand and market that should see quality lingerie makers like Le Senza flourish and go from strength to strength. Sadly the reality is that the bras and panties are now on the floor and no one is going to pick them up!

La Senza the Bras comes Off and the Panties come Down…

Recession hit UK has announced enough is enough as people fill the High Streets and the Shopping Malls along with the internet in a £2 Billion UK Pound shopping bonanza!

Great Britain has sprung into end of year action the roads are chocker block with over 21 million cars on the roads with the drivers and passengers all with one track minds – we are going shopping!

Payments firm Visa expects to process more than 33million transactions worth more than £2 Billion UK Pounds.

The shopping blitz will see tills racking up over £1 Million UK Pounds in sales every minute of opening hours. Plus the Internet for online shopping is open round the clock 24 hours all day every day!

So much for the recession – up yours too! Seems to be back to live now – pay later!

Britain Goes Xmas Shopping Crazy Racking Up £2 Billion in Sales…

Kate Middleton has been voted UKs best dressed celeb for 2011. How best to describe Kate – Duchess of Cambridge – we have to be careful we do not just give her a common street word to describe her exquisite looks. Throwing caution to the winds, we will be bold and outrageous and select an old English word rarely used these days. We say Kate Middleton aka Kate – Duchess of Cambridge is ‘DELIGHTFUL’

Kate has been an inspiration to millions she is vibrant – intelligent – photogenic – poised – caring – diligent – regal – with a super personality that swathes around millions!

Prince William is a perfect match for Kate they make tor the best of the best and we look forward to see them engaging in the pubkic spotlight for decades to come.

Kate Middleton is a true UK ‘National Treasure’

Kate Middleton is UK Best Dressed Celeb 2011…

Just been surfing the net for all the latest celeb news and was checking out the babes at both ‘The Sun Babes v The Daily Star Babes’ Now both of these UK tabloids have been doing topless spreads for years but most of the time they are shooting pics with a one track mind – the bigger the frontage the better the readers will like!

But hey times change and tastes change and in our humble opinion The Daily Star is looking beyond the babe with the biggest under carriage and it is delightful to see beautiful slimmer models like Emma 23, of Stoke on Trent and Danielle 28, of Liverpool taking center stage. These girls and many more in The Daily Star go to show that girls do not have to have the ‘Biggest Knockers’ in the world to look beautiful! Hey to all at The Sun why not showcase some slimmer girls on Page 3!

The Sun Babes v The Daily Star Babes…

Well we have a society category and now as 2011 winds down we showcase the biggest high society celebrity in the world. HRH Elizabeth II Queen of England because she is holding a huge Christmas party at Sandringham and some of the invites on the official guest list include :- 29-year-olds Prince William and Princess Kate, Princess Beatrice, 23, and Princess Eugenie, 21,Prince Harry, 27, Zara Phillips, 30, and her new husband Mike Tindall, 33. There will be 27 royal guests in total. So it will be turkeys all round washed down with Hoorays!

Sounds like the sort of do the Duke will excel listening to all the royal gossip and of course reference will be made about mere mortals. The Duke of Edinburgh is renowned for his wit and wicked sense of humor.

High Society Xmas Bash with The Queen..

The last period of time has been like an explosion of great looking celebrities, mostly around the 20-25 age but when it comes to keeping the highest standards in beauty, whether we are talking about women from Hollywood or anywhere in the entire world, over 40 women seem not to have any problem keeping their youth over time. Here are the most gorgeous mature celebrities from Hollywood, with a few words about each of them.

Salma Hayek

At 44 she is one of the best Mexican actresses looking gorgeous at over 40. Still attracting a lot of eyes with her generous body and it seems that she is not about to stop at this age.

Jennifer Aniston

Best known from the TV series Friends and for being married with Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston is still the same great looking woman as she was before, even though she hit the 42 age. You can still find her on popular magazines’ front covers, another sign that her beauty is far away from not getting noticed.

Kim Cattrall

One of the main characters from “Sex and the City” but also well known as a gorgeous MILF in American Pie, Kim Cattrall looks at 54 like many 20-ish celebrities would desire. According to her sayings, she did not get any plastic surgery and her beauty is all natural.

Halle Berry

“Sexiest Woman Alive” – according to the Esquire, Halle Berry is just amazing. At 44 year-old she has a vast experience in playing all kind of roles, from the sexy and mysterious Catwoman to attractive girl from “Die another day”. One of the most beautiful woman from Hollywood and not only indeed.

Gwen Stefani

Another magazines’ front page often presence, Gwen Stefani does not only pleases our years with her good music but she also goes one step further and shows us how a woman should look in her over 40s. A lovely presence on both stage and magazines.

Dame Helen Mirren

65 year old is an amazing age for looking as brilliant as Helen and by looking at her beauty (whether natural or not) we can realise why she is still the queen of ageless style. Keep up the good work Helen!

Sharon Stone

After she managed to catch all men’s attention on her…legs, with the scene in Basic Instinct, Sharon Stone still emanates sexuality through all her pores at 53-year-old. Continue to look like this and you might be the next queen of ageless style!

Demi Moore

Who is 48, has a 11 years younger lover after getting through 2 divorces and looks better than many 25 year-old women? Easy guess, the “Ghost” female star Demi Moore. She seems to keep her beauty at high level with the help of natural anti-ageing products, according to her almost daily tweets.

Jennifer Lopez

At 42, Jennifer Lopez was recently crowned by People Magazine as “The most beautiful woman in 2011” and she definitely deserves this title. Great dancer, amazing looking body – a fantastic Latino woman that still remains among the most beautiful women on the Planet.

Kylie Minogue

After fighting with some serious health issues, Kylie Minogue is still the hot Australian singer we all know, even though she hit 42. Seriously damaged by her condition she managed to overcome it and get back among the most desirable celebrities.

“People” (you know, the US based celebrity magazine) has just offered a small sample of their ‘Most Beautiful Women older than 35’ list of 2011, sample that told us which of the celebrities are in the top.

On the first position, without any doubt or concern, is the girl from the block, Jennifer Lopez. She has won the “Most Beautiful” and also a place on the first cover of People’s magazine, defeating several other top contestants; among them, there was Eva Longoria, Sandra Bullock or even Dana Delany. All of the above ladies are older than 35, but they are still on the front page of most of the celebrity magazines and catalogs.

Now, it’s obvious that the J Lo (who is currently 42 years old) is making huge sacrifices in order to make that diva appearance we are used with. For example, she admitted that she’s proud not to be 25 years old anymore, and more on that, it’s hard to make a good appearance when nowadays, the HDTV technology lets the users observe even the smallest defect from one’s face. Let’s not forget that she’s one of the current American Idol judges, therefore presenting herself flawless in the front of the camera is definitely a must do for her.

It’s not the first time when People magazine releases such a top. For example, in 2009 and 2008 they did the same thing, and Julia Roberts (who was at that moment 41 years old) and Christina Applegate won the title of the “Most Beautiful Woman”. Therefore, J Lo, known also as “Jenni from the block” as she used to describe herself few years ago, isn’t alone in this hall of fame.

What’s more interesting is the fact that not only mature women are recognized to look well, even though they aren’t 25 anymore. For instance, Sir Sean Connery has won the title of “World’s Sexiest Man” by the time he was 59 years old, and Richard Gere by the time he was 50 years old.

Apple iPad 2 was released today for the UK market, the popular tablet being sold as prices starting at £399. Although it will be available in stores after 5PM today, Apple has already received online orders since this morning. However, many people complained about errors when ordering online but it seems UK folks will now have the opportunity to buy it live, from the stores.

The 16GB iPad 2 version will be sold at £399, being the cheapest version available. The 64GB version will be priced at £559 while the 32GB version at £470. Those that require 3G support will have to pay a £100 extra fee. As all latest Apple’s devices, the iPad 2 seems that will have a great positive response in term of sales, but this is to be seen after it hits the shelves today at 5PM.

The Apple iPad 2 will be quite cheap when compared to its competitors (HTC and Motorola), at least the 16GB version will be cheaper than any of them. Moreover, when compared to the first version, this one looks slightly better, it is thinner, weights less and has a more powerful hardware to run upon – it has now the A5 dual core processor and 1GB RAM available.

The stores that have announced they will have the gadget in stock are for now Orange, T-Mobile and Vodafone, other operators delaying the announcement for now. We shall wait and see what reactions the customers will have although as it happened before it seems that this will be “yet another long-awaited and heavy sold Apple product”.

Apparently Devin Townsend was to disband SYL after ‘97’s City album, which would have been a tragedy. But they say September 11 rekindled the anger and aggression in him sufficiently to resurrect the Metallic beast , and the result was ‘03’s ‘SYL’, a more organic, although no less devastating release.
Now in early ‘05, Devin and co. unleash ‘Alien’, and upon initial listens the word devastation springs immediately to mind again. Once again, the band signals it’s intentions from the get-go, with the typically blistering, but symphonic ‘Imperial’ (and it’s immortal opening line ‘We have returned’!)
And once again Devin and his loyal sidemen take us on an apocalyptic journey through the scariest imaginable industrial flavoured soundscapes, but tempered with very Devin-esque glimpses of melody. You may have read that Alien seems to combine the noise of City, with the organic clarity of SYL. I believe this to be the case, and it culminates in Alien being Strapping’s strongest and most appealing release to date.
No standouts here – the album is wall to wall strength, with the song writing and playing being of as world  conquering calibre as you would expect. Even the quite piece ‘Two Weeks’ is a very nice surprise. Devin is yet again in very fine fettle, vocally, especially in ‘Thellamus’
Overall, stunning results. But then we’ve come to expect nothing less of Mr Devy Townsend. Strapping deliver on every possible level yet again.
Alien gets ****1/2
A quick word  on the accompanying DVD. It’s an excellent documentary on the making of the album. Definitely one of the more worthwhile DVD’s I’ve seen with an album release I’ve yet seen.

I have every DT album ever made, and I was looking back over their back catalogue the other day. I realized that they have released a brand new studio album every two years, without fail, since 1997’s ‘Falling into Infinity’.

Add into this equation numerous live albums, ‘official’ bootlegs, plus the fact that they tour their arses off for months and months on end and all have side projects and solo ventures when they’re NOT doing DT, and you have one hell of a ridiculously prolific bunch of musos. These blokes must live, eat, sleep and shit music!

The upshot of all of this DT is an incredible band to be a big fan of. You can rely on them to have something brand new out by the time you’ve fully ingested the previous one! Plus most of their fans can get to see them live too if they want to. They’ve even started coming here regularly!

But of course, questions remain (and their fickle fans tend to ask them in a very overt and demanding fashion!). What does the prolific nature of their output do to the QUALITY of it? Do their extra-curricular activities have an effect? And, oh yeah, what’s the new album like? (yes, I’m getting there!)

Well, let’s just say that Black Clouds and Silver Linings is a damn fine DT album. It ain’t their best, and I’m one who believes that they don’t actually have a ‘worst’ album, just their absolute ball-tearers and their really really good ones. This one is in the latter category, where I would place every one of their releases since ‘Train of Thought’, which was their last ball-tearer and finest moment, in this fan and writer’s humble opinion.

The songs themselves are rock solid epic length Dream Theater tours de force, as we come to expect. There are heavy, almost thrashy moments, there are some semi-cheesy ballads (actually possibly a little too much of this), there’s moments of soaring melody, twists and turns, complexity, odes to previous tunes and of course levels of musicianship light years beyond the aspirations of mere mortals.

In a nutshell, let’s just take the easy road and use a couple of clichés. Black Clouds and Silver Linings is par for the course, business as usual for these legends of prog! Bring on the tour.

It gets ****.

British civil servants are portrayed as button up Sir Humphrey who are so preoccupied with keeping Britain great that they don’t have much fun, even when they are having fun, they will either be going to concerts, art gallery and other high brow cultural events. The past few weeks has cast shadows over that.

First was the revelation that the husband of the home secretary bought two adult DVD and claim the cost back from the tax payer, next was the revelation today that the home office mistakenly linked to a Japaneses porn site. A link from a page providing information about the Office for Security and Counter Terrorism was supposed to point to a body called the Technical Advisory Board – actually went to a porn site. The Home Office said that the site it was linking to had become defunct and the domain name been bought by a different company.

May I suggest to the home office that they leave the link in place and just let the husband of their boss Jacqui Smith know that the link is there, it will save the home office a few pounds in expenses claim for adult entertainment their boss’s husband would normally make for his adult DVDs.

I’m so signing up like right now

OTTAWA (Reuters) – Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy — almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet-high marijuana plants.

“We tried burning them with white phosphorous — it didn’t work. We tried burning them with diesel — it didn’t work. The plants are so full of water right now … that we simply couldn’t burn them,” he said.

Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

“A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action,” Hillier said dryly.

One soldier told him later: “Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I’d say ‘That damn marijuana’.”

Troops battle 10-foot marijuana plants

PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Richard Hatch has been sent to a federal prison in Oklahoma as he serves a 51-month sentence for failing to pay taxes on the $1 million he won on the debut season of “Survivor.”

The former Speedo-loving Baywatcher was taken from his temporary West End digs–he’s in London working on some TV commercials–to St. Thomas Hospital to undergo an operation to repair the severed tendon.

and what she really looks like

the saga of how a funny Picture heats things up on the forum and turns into a political debate

February 19, 2006

It’s official, Yo Name is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Yo Name achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Yo Name remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Yo Name is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Yo Name was quoted as saying, “masturbation for me is a way of life. I’ve been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I’m happy with my performance today“.

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – Thousands of sports shoes washed up onto a Dutch island Friday after a passing container ship lost part of its cargo, attracting hundreds of local residents anxious to find their size.

Nine containers from the Hamburg-bound ship drifted ashore on the island of Terschelling after an overnight storm, packed with shoes, aluminum briefcases, toys and hamburgers.

Most containers remained sealed, Dutch evening paper Het Parool reported, and police were guarding their contents, although they turned a blind eye to any locals selecting a few shoes.

The last good opportunity for beachcombing here was about 15 years ago, said local newspaper reporter Annemarie Brink.

“Then it was a case of toys, shirts and rain jackets. You’d still see islanders walking around in them years afterwards.”

Thats what being Dutch is all about
Having no shame about wearing shoes that washed up on the beach after last weeks heavy storm
i wonder how long it is going to take before i can get my hands on a pair
lololol

Security footage has been leaked showing Dannii and friends and a stripper going full contact just beneath the camera. A source told Sky News:

“She wasn’t in a private booth or the VIP area, she was on the dance floor. I can’t believe how far they went. It was more like a porn film. There were hands and tongues everywhere – I thought it was going to turn into a full-on orgy!”

More pics Here

By Naomi Tajitsu
Tue Feb 7, 1:35 AM ET

TOKYO (Reuters) – “Welcome home, Master,” says the maid as she bows deeply, hands clasped in front of a starched pinafore worn over a short pink dress.
“When they address you as ‘Master’, the feeling you get is like a high,” says Koji Abei, a 20-year-old student having coffee with a friend at the Royal Milk Cafe and Aromacare.

“I’ve never felt that way before.”

oh boy something tells me this guy doesnt get laid much

Mystery Man is trying to sell Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s sonogram on Ebay
the ultrasound is from Angelina around 4 or 5 months pregnant
Ebay already took this item down. No reasonwas given , but it isprobably a fake.

A Summit County jury convicted Excell Bradley, of Barberton, of domestic violence for throwing what the prosecutor called a large sex toy into the eye of a woman with whom he lived, NewsChannel5 reported.

Police said Bradley’s across-the-room toss of the sex toy caused enough damage to require six stitches to the woman’s eye.

While bleeding and with blurry vision, she called 911,

Rumor Squashed: Flaming Mouse Didn’t Start House Fire

FORT SUMNER, N.M. — A small -town rumor that sparked world -wide interest about a mouse burning down a house has been found to be untrue.

After 81-year-old Chano Mares’s house burned down Saturday in Fort Sumner, news services picked up the quirky story.
According to the initial report, Mares threw the critter in a pile of burning leaves near his home, but it ran back to the house on fire.
A local firefighter said the mouse ran to just beneath a window and the flames spread up the window and throughout the house.

All contents of the home were destroyed, but no one was injured

The mouse story, however, has been doused by Mares.
Capt. Jim Lyssy of the Fort Sumner Fire Department said the rumor probably got started because there was “a little too much excitement” at the time of the fire.

State senator, Bill Alter wants to force grocery and convenience stores in Missouri to sell warm beer.
He explains that warm beer wouldn’t attract drivers to open it and drink it after visiting a store.

The idea came from a fifth-grade student who participated in a program to teach elementary students about state government.

He asked them for new law suggestions and this was one of them…

Go figure!

FORT SUMNER, N.M. – A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man’s house and set it on fire.
Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner said he caught the mouse inside his house and wanted to get rid of it.
“I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house,” Mares said from a motel room Saturday.

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – Dutch troops helping earthquake survivors in Pakistan have complained that while they are subject to an alcohol ban, Spanish and British soldiers laugh at their austerity and turn up drunk at their campfire.
“We were told before we arrived that alcohol was banned in this country or else very difficult to get hold of and we accepted this,” one soldier told the Dutch daily De Telegraaf.
“The Spanish drive around with cars full of Heineken … and the English laugh at us when they show up at our campfire drunk,” another Dutch soldier said.

Spoof posters depicting Britain’s Queen Elizabeth having sex with the U.S. and French presidents that are displayed across Vienna are causing embarrassment just days ahead of Austria’s taking over the EU presidency.

Britney Spears’ Husband Launches Web Site
12/27/2005 3:00 PM, AP
Associated Press

Kevin Federline, aspiring rapper and husband of Britney Spears, has unveiled his own Web site.
Federline, whose new hip-hop album, “The Truth,” is due out in 2006, appears to expect big things in the coming year.
The Web site begins with an introduction of Federline rapping, “Keep messin’ with my family and you’re through,” played over various tabloid articles about the couple. (Spears has sued Us Weekly for $20 million, charging the celebrity magazine published a false story reporting that she and Federline had made a sex tape and were worried about its release.)
Eventually, the screen dissipates to announce: “Now that I have your full attention, never judge a book by its cover.” This is followed by, “I’m coming … 2006.”

Poor Kev is trying to make a statement or something and show the world that he is his own person and not Britney’s sock puppet .
I wonder how much Britney had to pay to get Kev this website
he seems to be very good at spending her money