UKBF – The UK Border Force has seized a major cache of Cocaine at Accra Airport, Ghana

The breaking news confirms that the cocaine was hidden inside a large consignment of Children’s Lollies. The cocaine was estimated to be worth a value of £200,000 when traded on narcotics markets in Britain, the drug dealers planned to send the cocaine to London

Official Report by UKBF – The UK Border Force – quote – Pure cocaine placed inside children’s lollies as smugglers try to bring £200,000 of the drug into Britain

•    Suitcase full of lollipops stuffed with cocaine found in suitcase in Ghana
•    Sweets could have killed someone if eaten by mistake
•    British border force officers are based in West Africa to combat smuggling

It may look like an innocent children’s sweet, but this lollipop contains a potentially lethal secret – it is stuffed with cocaine.

The sweet is part of an illicit haul seized by UK Border Force (UKBF) officers bound for the UK at Accra airport in Ghana.

Smugglers had stashed around £200,000 worth of the drug inside bags of the lollipops which were found in a suitcase.

The Class A drug was then found when the lollipops were cut open. – Attribution to UKBF – The UK Border Force

A 29 Year old man was arrested for questioning leading to possible prosecution he is a Ghanaian national.

Another Breaking News – quote -

The seizure was made by the Ghanaian authorities working with British officers from UKBF’s Operation Westbridge team and the Serious Organised Crime Agency on Tuesday September 11.

The seizure weighed around four kilos, half of which is believed to have been high-purity cocaine.

Home Office minister Mark Harper said: ‘Disguising a deadly drug as a harmless bag of children’s sweets shows the depths people sink to in order to smuggle drugs.

‘The international drug trade is a vile business that Border Force officers play a key part in disrupting.’

UKBF officers have been based in Ghana since 2006 in a bid to prevent gangs smuggling illegal drugs through the country into the UK.

Around 860 kilos of cocaine and 323 kilos of heroin have been seized by them during that time – while 170 drug couriers have been arrested.

UKBF customs director Tom Dowdall said the drugs hidden in the lollipops, would almost certainly be fatal if eaten, which, he said makes ‘this smuggling attempt all the more shocking and dangerous.’ – Attribution to The Daily Mail UK.

From information in the reports looks like the UKBF – The UK Border Force are doing a very good job in quelling the trading of cocaine in a very dangerous criminal environment.

Ghana Cocaine Cache Found in Children’s Lollies…

Legend

UKBF – meaning – The UK Border Force is a part of the Home Office, responsible for frontline operations at air, sea and rail ports. – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

I suppose this stunning news was just busting to get out into the public arena a montage of pictures of Kate Middleton topless while on  holiday at Chateau d’Autet in Luberon France.

Here are some of the sensational comments that are going to be showcased along with topless pics of Kate Middleton in today’s edition release of French Celeb Magazine Closer

•    “See incredible pictures of the future Queen of England as you’ve never seen her… and as you will never see her again!”

•    “Oh my God! The photos that will go around the world.”

•    .” The intimate snaps are said to show William and Kate, both 30, rubbing sun cream on their bodies in 30°C heat by the pool.

•   “Kate was perfecting her tan. And to avoid streaky tan marks, she took off her bathing suit.”

Prince William and Kate Middleton spent nearly a week at the magnificent Chateau d’Autet in Luberon, a secluded, picturesque hunting lodge owned by the Queen’s nephew Viscount Linley.

The world and the British public have no desire to see these very private and personal pictures and we here at Ozami.Net hope and trust that someone will be able to step in at the eleventh hour and get these pictures erased and deleted from all easy public viewing platforms and from all magazine and newspaper publishers who will be pitching these pictures for only two reasons money and more money!

This lady Kate Middleton is not Kim Kardashian and the like et al who thrive on publishing sleaze and porn. Do the press not get it Kate Middleton is married to Prince William likely heir to the beloved Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain – do you get it now press Kate Middleton is not a tramp who wants to be seen on Big Brother and the like!

French Celeb Mag Closer to publish Topless Pics of Kate Middleton at Chateau d’Autet in Luberon…

We have done some media surfing to see who is making the news on Ozami.Net Rubrics of the Day – September 13 – 2012
Here are some brief news clips :-

•    Libya Attack
US to investigate Benghazi assault
Protests have been held in Benghazi condemning the attack
The US is investigating whether the attack in Libya that killed the US ambassador and several other people was planned in advance, officials say. – Attribution to BBC.Co.Uk

•    BAE to be world Top Gun
£60billion merger with EADS -  Attribution to TheSun.Co.Uk

•    Hillsborough: prosecutions likely over ‘the biggest cover-up in history’
The Hillsborough stadium disaster led to the “the biggest cover-up in history”, it has been claimed as a new report disclosed the extent to which police doctored statements and tried to blame innocent fans.

Prosecutions for manslaughter and perverting the course of justice against public bodies and officials could be considered while the discredited inquests into the 96 deaths are almost certain to be re-opened. There are also calls for a fresh public inquiry to question those involved. -  Attribution to Telegraph.Co.Uk

•    Here it is! Apple unveils TALLER and THINNER iPhone 5 made of glass which comes with new panoramic camera feature
•    iPhone 5 comes with 4″ screen, with a front and back made entirely from glass and aluminium
•    8MP camera can stitch images together for stunning panoramic images
•    New software replaces Google’s maps with Apple’s own
•    Mobile broadband will be super-fast due to ’4G’ antenna
•    Controversial new ‘docking connector’ rumours confirmed, making older accessories obsolete without adapter
•    New range of iPods also announced -  Attribution to DailyMail.Co.Uk

Our business is to bring you news via the best delivery door and today that means the attribution news door takes center stage…

Ozami.Net Rubrics of the Day – September 13 – 2012…

Yes this must be the rubric of the year so far which is sure to knock Prince Harry off the main headlines. But there is a story to tell behind the headlines the rubric is based on hype and nonsense that has been in the UK Tabloids since Wayne Rooney received a bad cut on his thigh in the Manchester United v Fulham EPL match last Saturday.

Here is some of the mumbo jumbo we have seen in the UK gutter press :-
•    Rooney leg will heal but rift with Fergie will not!
•    Rooney has nowhere to go not wanted by Real Madrid – Barca and Inter Milan
•    SAF to sell Rooney for $75 Million Dollars
•    Sir Alex Ferguson to offload Rooney as rift widens

The garbage press never seem to learn the UK public do not want to hear this trash talk day after day they are smarter than that, to The Sun direct only a small fraction of the UK public have pea sized brains like the reality stars on Big Brother. Time to stop fooling around like The Sun and The Daily Star making stories up about Wayne Rooney we appreciate all the hype sells more newspapers. But it comes at a cost which is that you are not telling the truth about  Prince Harry and/or Wayne Rooney. The UK public are smart enough to know all the talk about Wayne Rooney is pure gossip and rumor  – not one single word that has been written about Wayne Rooney came officially from the Manchester United camp. Moreover throwing cocaine into the Prince Harry LV Las Vegas cocktail is yet another ploy to get the advertiser’s millions.

Maybe before the weeks out the UK gutter press are going to run another exclusive on Imogen Thomas in baby scan sensation – ex Ryan Giggs flunky went to the hospital this week for a baby scan and the doctor came back with the startling news that all was well with the baby – but the bass guitar he was playing in the womb while singing Beatles song ‘All you need is Love’ was out of tune – So we got her agent to call The Sun with the exclusive  -  the editor struck a deal and agreed to pay Imogen Thomas half a million pounds for the story.

So we are expecting rubrics like this later this week from The Sun or similar…………
•    Imogen Thomas Expecting a Baby Boy Playing an out of tune Bass Guitar
•    Prince Harry to have Cocaine Discussion with Ricky Hatton
•    Wayne Rooney quits Football for Boxing to fight Ricky Hatton at The Royal Albert Hall

Unconfirmed reports coming in on this sporting sensation a close friend of Frank Warren says that Frank has signed up Wayne Rooney to fight Ricky Hatton at The Royal Albert Hall. For what will be the boxing fight of the Year! At stake will be the title of Boxing Tubby Weight Champion of Greater Manchester. Both fighters will have to weigh in under 13 stone. Manchester United official bookmaker Fred Done has opened a book and has Rooney at 2/1 on to win by KO and there is more to come Fred has Wayne ‘Podgy’ Rooney at 4/1 on to KO Ricky ‘Fatman’ Hatton in Round 1. Legendary boxing trainer Freddie Roach is expected to be named as trainer for Podgy Rooney in the coming days. In case Rooney has a fluke in the ring and obtains a bad cut above the knee like the cut against Fulham – Rooney has opted for Freddie Roach to bring his cuts man on to the Podgy Rooney Team. Hatton is said alleged (rumor again) to  be negotiating a major new sponsor deal with Team Columbia Cocaine. Ricky Hatton is as millions know a lousy fighter but he is a master at hype and promotion and seems to have pulled off a major pre fight coup as he has sent Prince Harry 20 free ringside seats. To close on more pending sponsorship deals – Frank Warren on behalf of Podgy Rooney is rumored to be in advanced negotiations for the ‘Podgy Man’ to be sponsored by Sir Alex Ferguson Bloodstock Racing.

We do know three facts that are accurate everyday in The Sun – The Name – The Date and The Price! – The rest like our own rubric here is likely to be pure baloney…

Want to read all the latest sports and celeb gossip look no farther than…

Wayne Rooney to leave Manchester United…

For most people in UK by the end of August to early September is the time when Summer holidays are over for millions and it is time to plan your activities for the last third of 2012
So here is our activities guide on Ozami.Net hope we say the right things for you…

We are not going to spill any surprises in fact we are going to suggest that care and caution are the flavor for September – October – November – December then out goes 2012

Work – Our recommendation is that everyone works hard and diligently and for the millions who have a boss – go that extra yard with commitment put in an extra 3 for 4 hours a week unpaid. I can hear some saying no way but we believe it will pay dividends and keep you in work for both now  and all of the next year. Why do we say this? Because the world economy is still in bad shape with high unemployment figures the order of the day in many countries. Give back something to your boss he will notice even if he does not say anything. We just want you all to be in work and by giving that little extra maybe is the key to your future employment.

Money – Be thrifty now is not the time to spend – spend – spend. Do not be hitting hard on your credit card as it is all to be paid back plus interest. We know this will not possible for many, but save if you can even if it is only a few UK pounds each week. Plus let us look on the bright side keeping a shackle on  spending could well be the way to go as it will ease you through the coming winter months. Then we will be into 2013 and let’s all hope that 2013 marks the end of this long and painful world recession. Remember life is always much better when you have an optimistic outlook.

Love – Now here is where in our opinion the gloves come off. Meaning that if love is around the corner go for it – what the heck – you only live once. For those who have no plans re a new romance  why not make it happen for you by doing some online dating. The good news is you can do the hooking up from the comfort of your armchair and here is how as soon as ‘Big Brother’ pops up on TV. This is a perfect time close off the TV or keep one eye on the set waiting for the single nano second of entertainment they may dish up in the whole show. The rest of the time logon to either or both  Very Naughty and Saucy Dating your online dating resources for all that is best in sex and rock n roll forget the drugs bit we can do without them. For any people not yet a member on Very Naughty and Saucy Dating it’s time you joined because you are sure to find a guy take note all you girls out there. Regarding the guys what is your fancy – young leggy and sexy – NSA Milf – Posh Lover – or just the girl next door who has trouble keeping her panties on. Now here is the kicker the credits are closing off Big Brother and in less than an hour you are likely to get 2 or 3 requests from Very Naughty and Saucy Dating both girls and boys who want to hook up for sex.

Let me consolidate on both  these online dating sites I am a guy and I usually logon on say three times a week for an hour or so, and in a typical week I meet up with at least three horny NSA Milfs it’s great for me, as work is very important for me right now and I am not looking for a serious relationship, but I am looking for a ….  Anyone any idea what the missing last word is?

Planning Love – Money and Work in the last Third of 2012…

After a  long complex eight month long trial former Polly Peck CEO Asil Nadir has been found guilty 10 counts of stealing £28.6m from the Polly Peck company

The Polly Peck saga stretches back decades and is one the longest running white collar criminal cases on record. It all began to fall apart back in the late 80’s when the mega successful conglomerate employing over seventeen thousand people was investigated by the cack handed SFO. The SFO despite their failings surprisingly brought a case against Asil Nadir, then Nadir did not like what he was seeing and fled to Northern Cyprus where he lived in considerable opulent and enviable comfort, ably supported one has to assume by millions of pounds he had salted away into a number of foreign bank accounts

Polly Peck – Asil Nadir – Reaction to Guilty Verdict

Nur the young  wife of Asil Nadir had this to say – quote – “A guilty man does not come back to face justice of his own accord. My husband came back voluntarily. Polly Peck was his life. – more – “He wants justice for himself and for the tens of thousands of shareholders and employees. This unhappy affair is certainly not over yet.”

Proving once again that this engaging case is far from over and the Appeal may well see Asil Nadir once again as a free man.

Nadir, who will be sentenced August 23, 2012 and ordered to pay back the estimated £5 million in legal aid funding he was granted after claiming he was bankrupt, plus £3million in court costs. Now that will be interesting to see how many years that demand takes to get processed.

10 Years Jail Awaits former Polly Peck Tycoon Asil Nadir…

Legend

SFO – UK Serious Fraud Office -  more – an independent Government department that investigates and prosecutes serious or complex fraud, and corruption – Attribution to Ozami.Net

The rubric says it all as the first romany gypsy Shelby Holmes  a schoolgirl from north Wales breaks down the selection barrier walls at Oxford University and wins place to study English Literature.

So what does it all mean for both the British traveling community and for the esteemed academy of knowledge Oxford University. To the former it brings a new level of respect and opens new doors for almost anyone from any social background to get the best education opportunities in UK. The new yardstick has to be if you are bright enough the opportunity will be open at both Oxford and Cambridge University to fulfill that potential.

Shelby Holmes Background Profile
•    Home town Towyn, north Wales
•    18 Years old
•    Schoolgirl
•    Head girl at St Brigid’s School in Denbigh, north Wales
•    A level in English Literature
•    A level in Religious Studies
•    B level in History
•    Works part time as a Bingo caller

What gypsy girl Shelby Holmes had to say on hearing the news that she had won a place to to study English Literature at Oxford University – quote – ‘It is great news, I had to get three As to get into Oxford but, because I got two A*s, thankfully I’ve still got in,’  – more – ‘These type of results are extremely unusual for travellers and to go to any university is very rare for us.’ – more – ‘My family and my mum have been behind me all the way to go to university and during my exams,’  – more – ‘I won’t be out celebrating unfortunately, I’m working in the arcade calling the bingo numbers.’ – more -  ‘I’ve been saving money for university and me and my family take fair equipment to the Chester fair and I help build the rides and mind the children all day.’ – more -  ‘I’ll be moving to Oxford University in October and will still go travelling with my family in winter but not in term time,’  – more -   ‘I am really excited to go to university, I’ve been to Oxford a few times now with the fair, I’ve become quite familiar with it.’

What a great achievement fabulous to write about well done – Shelby Holmes.

Gypsy Shelby Holmes Trinity College Oxford Reading English Literature…

Image attribution courtesy of the DailyMail.Co.Uk

The 2012 Olympics are over unfortunately, as within days the English and England are made to look like complete idiots as the Police man an armed operation costing 50,000 pounds a day to keep Julian Assange from escaping the Embassy of Ecuador in Knightsbridge.

The mind boggles so much had been done to raise the image of the UK – United Kingdom as GB athletes turned in a stellar performance to bag a staggering 29 gold medals for the UK. Then the aftermath is another security farce much worse than any G4S did when on security duties at the Olympics village and the associated sports venues.

Now the whole world is watching and laughing as the totally clueless UK Police act like total imbeciles as they crowd the Embassy of Ecuador in Knightsbridge right in the very heart of the city only yards from Harrods. What a totally ham fisted and ludicrous display of gun and muscle power from the UK Police.

Inside the Embassy of Ecuador in Knightsbridge is one unarmed defenseless man namely Wikileaks owner Julian Assange!

Some of the disparaging headlines from around the world
•    A diplomatic bag? A helicopter? Six ways to spring a troublesome fugitive like Assange from an embassy – Attribution to DailyMail.Co.Uk
•    Ecuador grants asylum to Assange, angering Britain – Attribution to Reuters.Com
•    Julian Assange Granted Asylum By Ecuador; Britain Vows To Extradite Him To Sweden – Attribution to HuffingtonPost.Com

Police Siege Farce Embassy of Ecuador in Knightsbridge…

Legend

Julian Assange – meaning – Brief background profile – On 19 June 2012, Assange entered the Ecuadorian embassy in London, requesting political asylum on the grounds that he was being persecuted, and was allowed to stay at the embassy while Ecuador processed his request. Ecuador granted his requested, officially granting asylum on the 16th August. The British government has said he will be arrested if he tries to leave the embassy, following a European Arrest Warrant that was issued for Assange in relation to allegations of rape and sexual assault by a prosecutor representing two women in Sweden. – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

Standard typical UK tabloid story remixed into sensational drama but we are going to keep it real simple and to the facts

The wife of a Leeds man Darrell Plews 44, met a new dude she fancied and ran off with him. Yes we told you the story was bland even if the new man in the life of Michelle Plews was a Gambian lover. So what there is still no story yet color never came into sex or anywhere in life for that matter.

Sorry readers we are trying to grind out a sensation but nothing has happened until Darrell Plews was hauled into Leeds Crown Court on a raft of charges

Leeds Crown Court Official Report – quote – Leeds Crown Court heard Darrell Plews, 44, wanted to win back his wife Michelle after she met a new man on a holiday in Africa in January. – more – He flew in to a rage in March when his now former mother-in-law told him Michelle had returned to Gambia and had married her new man – while she was still married to Plews. – more -  The court heard Plews went to the couple’s former marital home in Dewsbury Road, Lupset, Wakefield, and burned her belongings on the patio.

Darrel Plews was found guilty and sentenced to one year in prison suspended for two years and ordered him to pay his ex wife £5,000 compensation at a rate of £200 per month.

Michelle Plews and Darrell Plews had been together six years and had two children together

Bored with reading still! Well we reiterate that color has nothing to do with this tale, but all the local gossip and street talk is that Michelle Plews was faced with a personal dichotomy by chance she had digressed from her marital loyalty and in so doing had fallen into the arms of new man with a Huge Hampton. The rest is too bawdy to report today…

New Gambian Lover Goads Darrell Plews into Arson Rage…

This is really disturbing news coming in from Gambat town in the Sindh region of Pakistan. Our take on the story is as per the freelance stringer’s report. A naked couple were sighted cavorting and importuning in public looking for people to have sex with, along come the local Sindh Police and they are irate at what they see. But instead of arresting the naked man and woman and closing out the incident quietly and discretely.

The gung ho Police paraded and frog marched the naked couple in front of a several hundred people who had gathered to see what was going on! This naïve and irresponsible action by the Police coaxed the public into what developed as an ugly scene wherein the naked couple were subjected to a tirade of abuse and disparaging remarks. All which could have been avoided if the Police had not paraded the naked couple in the streets of Gambat town in the Sindh region of Pakistan.

Unofficial Sindh Police Report – quote – Mumtaz Hussain Mir Bahar is a local trader, who managed to seek a bail from a local court. Meanwhile, two women have been sent to Larkana jail. – more – The report quoting the case said that police officials were informed by a local spy that a man called Mumtaz had invited two women over for sexual purposes. – more – The police officials claimed that they found a man sitting inside a room with his arms around two women.

Mumtaz Hussain Mir Bahar was not happy about being arrested and claims he was victimized by the Police and he has filed a petition, which will be heard on August 8 in the Sindh High Court.

Sindh Police Frog March Naked Couple in Gambat Town…

Legend
Gambat Town – meaning – Gambat is a town of Khairpur District in the Sindh province of Pakistan

China is a unique place especially when it comes down to a trial involving one of the privileged few as in the case of Gu Kailai who has already been found guilty of murdering Neil Heywood. Now comes  the easy bit the public dressage of the Law Courts passing down the sentence which will take place next Thursday in the eastern city of Hefei

Roll the tape fast forward to Thursday
Trial Opens
•    Charges read
•    Defense offers no rebut to the charges
•    Judge retires to consider verdict
•    Judge finds Gu Kailai guilty of murdering Neil Heywood
•    Judge passes sentence sends Gu Kailai to prison for life with 20 year recommendation
•    Case closed Judge thanks the media for trial attendance
•    Gu Kalai is escorted from the Law Court in Hefei

Fast Forward September 2014
•    Gu Kailai is secretly released from prison to assume ordinary life with new name and background profile!

Meanwhile of course to keep everything above board her co conspirator and fellow murderer Zhang Xiaojun is still languishing in prison serving his life sentence.

Nota Bene :- This ancient “One Justice Can Overpower a Hundred Evils” idiom and proverb is famous in China.

Gu Kailai Found Guilty of Murdering Neil Heywood…

Neil Haywood Murder Background Profile
Mr Heywood, 41, an old Harrovian who is believed to have been a member of Mr Bo and Mrs Gu’s inner circle, was found dead in a room at the Lucky Holiday Hotel in the Chinese city of Chongqing last November. His death was initially blamed on excessive alcohol consumption, but he is believed to have been poisoned with cyanide.  – more – In March, Mr Bo, 63, was sacked as party secretary of Chongqing and placed under investigation for allegedly flouting Communist Party rules, while his wife, Mrs Gu, 53, a former lawyer, was detained in mid-April. Neither has been seen since.  – Attribution to The Telegraph UK.

In years gone by the UK Police were often referred to as ‘PC Plod’ and the like, meaning in basic terms slow and ploddish! Well it came back to haunt them yesterday near Tower Bridge when they were confronted with Ukrainian topless activists FEMEN staging a protest against the IOC.

The Police were tasked with breaking up the protest or as a last resort arresting the topless protestors. It comes as no surprise to tell you that the UK Cops could not break up and disperse the big bare breasted protestors.

The Chief of Police is alleged to have said – quote – We were put in a difficult position where my officers had to be very brave and take on the Ukrainian topless activists FEMEN. This proved to be a ‘TIT’ of a problem that my officers had not experienced before! Half way through this exercise I called back my team of cops to regroup and rest up again before advancing on this naked breasted show of aggression and threatening nipples that were so excited that I warned my officers to not go too near as one NIPPLE poke in the eye could lead to blindness. Fast forward we finally got abreast of all this nakedness and we rounded up and arrested 22 bare titted women. To close this breaking news a commendation is appropriate to all my officers who battled so bravely against the pert brigade of advancing nipples – never before have I seen so many officers without eye protectors show and exert such public bravery!

Duh – WTF did The Chief of Police Say!

FEMEN Stage Topless IOC Tower Bridge Protest…

Legend
PC Plod – meaning – is a British slang term used to refer to a police officer, particularly one slow-witted or dull – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

Mitt Romney in UK July 2012 days before the opening of the 2012 London Olympics. He came, he saw and then he opened his mouth and five seconds later he was toast as he showed about as much knowledge as Sarah Palin on a good day which as millions know is ZILCH!

Mitt Romney his opening gambit in UK – quote –  “There are a few things that were disconcerting, the stories about the private security firm not having enough people, supposed strike of the immigration and customs officials, that obviously is not something which is encouraging. Because there are three parts that makes Games successful. ” -  more – “Number one, of course, are the athletes. That’s what overwhelmingly the Games are about. Number two are the volunteers. And they’ll have great volunteers here. But number three are the people of the country. Do they come together and celebrate the Olympic moment? And that’s something which we only find out once the Games actually begin.”

The London mayor, Boris Johnson, nailed Mitt Romney with a stellar rebuke – quote -  “The Geiger counter of Olympo-mania is going to go zoink! off the scale! People are coming from around the world, and they’re seeing us, and they’re seeing the greatest country on Earth, aren’t they? There are some people who are coming from around the world who don’t yet know about all the preparations we’ve done to get London ready in the last seven years. I hear there’s a guy called Mitt Romney who wants to know whether we’re ready. Are we ready? “

The American Press lambasted Romney for his UK gaffe
•    Boris Johnson, Mayor Of London, Rips Mitt Romney At Rally  – Huffington Post
•    Mitt Romney tries to steer around Olympics controversy in London meetings – The Washington Post
•    Romney’s Remarks on Olympics Cause Stir in London – New York Times

This dude is such a flake he cannot even keep his grey hairs dyed even though he promotes for some black hair dye company!

USA Press Feast on Mitt Romney UK Olympics Gaffe…

Here is a brief overview on the Clifford Collinge Warsop murder trial that has gripped Nottingham Crown Court for the last six weeks resulting in three defendants being found guilty of murder.

Guilty of Murder
•    Charlotte Collinge (45), of Sandy Lane,Warsop
•    Stephen Shreeves (40), of Laurel Avenue, Church Warsop
•    Kelvin Dale (27), of Forest Road, Warsop
The guilty 3 will be sentenced on 31st July 2012

Not Guilty of Murder and Assault
•    Robert Proud (36), of Greendale Close, Warsop

Crime Scene Mock Up
Location
•    Crates and Grapes Wine Bar and the Collinge Family Home in Sandy Lane, Warsop.

Date
•    8th October 2011

Last October 2011 Charlotte Collinge wife of millionaire Clifford Collinge went to the Crates and Grapes Wine Bar where she met and enticed three men with the promise of sex.They were Steven Shreeves – Kelvin Dale and Robert Proud. Then it got ugly Charlotte Collinge took the men back to her family home  for sex. The sex seems on reflection to have hyped the men up when the sex temptress convinced the men to murder her husband millionaire Clifford Collinge.  According to trial evidence they then battered the helpless husband causing 46 separate injuries including 30 broken ribs and a fractured skull.

Murder Weapons
•    A metal clamp
•    A guitar
Were used to batter and murder the defenseless 61 year old millionaire

Motive Behind The Murder
With Clifford Collinge out of the way Charlotte Collinge stood to inherit  £1 million pounds

Warsop Crates and Grapes Wine Bar Killer Charlotte Collinge Guilty….

Legend
Crates and Grapes Wine Bar – meaning – “You’ve all seen the footage in the Crates and Grapes [wine bar]. She’s a slag, it’s a terrible thing to have to say, it’s an awful word. But it doesn’t make her guilty of murder.” – Attribution to Stuart Rafferty QC Defense Counsel for Charlotte Collinge

Stuart Rafferty QC was wrong the court have decided she is both a slag and a murderer!

Mass killers, serial murderers and massacre shooters are often synonymous with their place of residence which gains notoriety after the crime and attract weirdos.

Here are some of the most famous mass murderer home address locations :-
• John Reginald Halliday Christie of 10,Rillington Place Notting Hill, London was a British serial killer responsible for the murder of at least six women – maybe more eight is likely the killings took place in the 1040s.
• Fred & Rose West of 25 Cromwell Street, Gloucester, England serial killers of twelve young women they enticed into the family home then slaughtered and buried them in the cellars and the back garden of the house. The murders took place between 1967 to 1987.
• Timothy McVeigh of Nichols family farm in Decker, Michigan. The Oklahoma Bomber detonated a truck bomb killing 168 people who were either inside or near to the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building Oklahoma City on April 19, 1995.
• Ted Bundy aka Theodore Robert “Ted” Bundy born Theodore Robert Cowell of Burlington, Vermont. The ‘Godfather’ of serial killers confessed to killing 30 young women in the 1970s.
• Donald Neilson real name Donald Nappey of Bradford aka The Black Panther murdered three people including heiress Lesley Whittle murder who he lowered into a drainage shaft and tied a wire rope around her neck then left her hanging down the shaft in 1975
• Ian Brady and Myra Hindley of Greater Manchester, England the notorious Moors murderers they kidnapped and murdered five children and hideously buried the remains on the remote Pennine moors the killings took place between July 1963 and October 1965.

Now we have the latest ‘Homes of the Evil’ entry
• James Holmes aka ‘I am the Joker’ of 1690 Paris St. Aurora, Colorado shot dead 12 people and injured 70 more as dressed in a gas mask and bullet proof vest he went on shooting “The Dark Knight Rises” massacre in a downtown movie theater in Aurora on Friday, July 20, 2012 in Washington, DC.

The police have not been able to enter 1690 Paris St. Aurora, Colorado to date as the killer James Holmes has booby trapped the apartment with wires – ammunition and possibly bombs set to explode.

We expect this latest address to be added to the ‘Homes of the Evil’ will rapidly became a morbid tourist attraction surrounded by mobile street vendors selling everything from food and drinks to T-Shirts et al and other obtuse and macabre items that appeal to a minority audience who collect this tardy and disturbing type of memorabilia.

What does the future hold for 1690 Paris St. Aurora, Colorado, well we shall have to wait and see but we prophecy that sometime in the next five years the apartment block will be demolished and the site leveled to the ground.

1690 Paris St Aurora Colorado Massacre James Holmes..

Unbelievable the United Kingdom is deep in recession, the Government is cash negative owing billions of pounds to finance institutions and other countries. Yet the public funded BBC are shelling out huge salaries to a mixture of losers and motor mouths with little or no ability.

The Lucky Top BBC Earners
•    Gary Lineker – Please, please, not that silly man on the box again. Not worth  a bag of crisps let alone a million pounds. Disaster of the Day!
•    Alan Hansen – Who? Oh yes he sits on Match of the Day with Gary Lineker – YAWN!
•    Graham Norton – Chat Show Host, just another mouth piece nothing more.
•    Jeremy Paxman – News Anchor class act and excellent at dismantling the reputation of politicians and leading public figures. Worth whatever it takes to keep him at BBC.
•    Chris Evans – DJ has the ability to command huge salaries, value for money maybe years ago but must be on or heading for the sell by shelf.
•    BBC have at least 16 high earners  at this time we are unable to confirm more names.

Tory MP Damian Collins on the BBC salaries – quote – These pay packets are extortionate. There needs to be much greater transparency for salaries paid by the BBC. – more – “If the BBC really feel they need to pay these salaries, they should be open about them. The BBC have to be careful at a time of job losses.”

BBC paid out £16million in 2011/12, £5million down on 2010/11. £9million was paid to celebs earning £1million to £5million.

Time for the public in all areas to lobby  the local MP complaining  about these mind boggling salaries paid to a number of celebs who have little or no talent to justify such monstrous rewards for doing next to nothing.

6 BBC Stars On Over  £1 Million Salary…

OK fast forward a few weeks let’s suppose it is day 3 of the London Olympic Games 2012. The first few days sales figures are just coming and topping the bill on sales are Polish Food Products

•    Kartoflanka – Potato Soup
•    Czernina – Duck Blood Soup
•    Grochówka – Pea and Lentil Soup
•    Golonka – Stewed Pork Hock or Knuckle
•    Kaszanka – Polish blood sausage, made of pork blood, liver, lungs and fat with kasza, spiced with onion, pepper and marjoram.

Quite frankly we were shocked to see so much Polish food being sold. So we went to look for one of Lord Coe’s Olympic team to see if anyone could offer an explanation. We came across a guy who looked like David Beckham a walking ‘Clothes Horse’ trying to look fashionable wearing a flat cap yes you guessed right – Made in Poland!

Anyway we approached the David Beckham look alike and asked him – ‘Do you work for the Lord Coe Olympic team and/or are you with GS4 the security company’ The Flat Cap started spinning atop his brow as his eyes narrowed to make him appear just like a ferret looking through a lavatory brush! His reply in perfect Polish was – quote – zalujace JA nie rozumiem co *f**k* wy mówicie o – roughly translated into English – quote – ‘Sorry I do not understand what the f**k you are talking about!’

Umm if that or similar is in store with the Lord Coe Olympic team and/or GS4 Security Guards we will be in for some Olympic fun and games!

Typical G4S Security Guard Scenario at the London Olympic Games…

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Cartoon – Thanks and attribution for the cartoon goes to Paul Thomas of The Daily Express

Racism is TABOO Period and is not accepted or tolerated in any shape – form and/or degree, that is our position here at Ozami.Net

Chelsea captain John Terry is on trial accused of racially abusing Anton Ferdinand during a Premier League match. He denies the offence.

How the hell did this case get to court surely someone has to be held responsible for allowing this disgraceful public charade where the protagonists are gaining publicity doing a stellar job in massaging inflated egos and encouraging thoroughly distasteful traits of hubris and outright bragging  – by two footballers that love to be portrayed as foul mouthed overpaid yobs who play football in the EPL

This trial is a shambolic spectacle with a litany of foul mouthed language and abuse that does nothing to help prevent racism, all that is being delivered to the public is a disgusting overview on how two mentally challenged footballers  swear – curse and shout abuse in public masquerading behind multi million pound salaries secure in the believe that the money they earn, gives them the divine right  to go to work ie on the football pitch  and spend the next 90 minutes swearing and abusing the opposing players on the team they are playing.

What good is the trial doing to prevent and reduce racism in the world – please tell me as I all I see is a conveyor belt delivering everything I do not wish to see on TV and in the Press, so called public role models behaving like oaths who do not have a care in the world about how they promote there being in such a grandiose and objectionable manner!

The Police are not blameless either they have a public duty to explain how this case ever got to trial.

Terry Ferdinand Racism Trial Stinks of Grandiose Hubris…

A nationwide hunt is on for the killer of PC Ian Dibell in Clacton the wanted man has been named as Peter Reeve

Peter Reeve Profile

• White.
• 64 years old.
• 5ft 10in tall.
• Short greyish hair.
• Possibly wearing jeans and glasses.
• Police warning Peter Reeve is armed with a gun and must not be approached all sightings please notify the police on 999

Murder Incident Factfile

Reports coming in say off duty policeman PC Ian Dibell was shot dead by a single bullet to the head fired from close range by suspected killer Peter Reeve. The incident is said to have unfolded when a couple were seen to be arguing in Clacton when PC Ian Dibell stepped in to stop the argument and in the ensuing melee was summarily shot dead by a bullet to the head. Further details are limited but the police have no doubts on who the killer is namely Peter Reeve.

The Police have released this statement – quote –

Police were called at about 15:30 BST on Monday after gunfire was heard near Redbridge Road in Clacton-on-Sea.

The chief constable said: “Policing is a family and we are all hurting.

“This dreadful event reminds us all that policing is a mission that ultimately some die for.

“We will not rest until his killer is found.”

Mr Reeve, who is believed to be armed, is described as white, about 5ft 10ins tall with short, greyish hair, wearing jeans and possibly glasses. He comes from the Clacton area.

PC Ian Dibell was an “experienced neighbourhood police officer”

Armed officers are searching the town and residents have been advised to remain indoors

End of Police Statement

Peter Reeve Named as Killer of PC Ian Dibell in Clacton…

We are publishing this article as The Manchester Evening News and the Stone Roses rock band are requesting all the help they can find as the area widens in the search to find missing Stone Roses fan Chris Brahney.

Chris Brahney Profile
•    White
•    22 years old
•    Slim build
•    Short brown hair
•    Last seen wearing dark blue top, light blue shirt, maroon trousers, green wellington boots
•    Resident of Timperley

Manchester Evening News – quote –
•    There have been possible sightings reported later on Friday evening at the Park and Ride site in Bowlee. He was seen getting off a bus at the site and also spoke to a group of young women, telling them he had lost his phone and his friends.
•    A further possible sighting of Chris has been reported at Maccabi Sport Centre on Bury Old Road at about 12.05am. The new sighting suggests he may have been trying to head back to Heaton Park after leaving the Park and Ride centre.

PLEASE HELP FIND HIM – IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION PLEASE CONTACT POLICE ON  
0161-856-7652

Help Find Chris Brahney Missing After Stone Roses Manchester Gig…

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Chris Brahney was last seen attending the Stone Roses concert in  Heaton Park, Manchester on Friday June 29th 2012.

So now we know a little more about ex Barclays Bank honcho Bob Diamond as he appeared in front of MPs from the Treasury select committee he came over as an impressive witness. He was supremely well versed in the art of being misleading, aloof, evasive and for all the critiques who thronged in the chambers the general opinion was that Bob Diamond turned in a stellar performance akin to that other failed American Bernie Madoff. No one reporter actually came out and characterized Bob Diamond as Bernie Madoff Mark II, that would have categorically inferred that Mr Diamond is a crook and a charlatan.

At this phase of the Barclays Bank UK enquiry no criminal charges have been made but when they are made Mr Diamond must be top of the pile to be one of the first to be accused. In over three hours of grilling by the UK MPs the ex Barclays CEO proved to be a master of talking but in managing to ensure that what he spoke, what was said, was all fluff and camouflage as most of his answers were implausible.

However we did find out the following :-
• 14 traders were to blame and that they had tainted the reputation of the 140,000 people who work for Barclays
• How much did the Barclays investigation into Libor rigging cost? – About £100m, says Diamond.

Those two points aside in the rest of the hearing it was waffle followed by more waffle culminating for an afternoon of frustration for all the MPs. End result inconclusive the story has legs and for sure there is more to come – watch this space….

Barclays Bank UK Bob Diamond Appraisal ‘Too Big To Behave’…

Footnote
The British public are sick of UK Banks and UK Bankers, they have been lied too for long enough and all the while the banks refuse to lend money, because first they have to line the pockets of all their own employees with huge unrealistic salaries and bonuses.

As has been proved in the press these last few days the pending divorce of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is just that two people calling time on a failed marriage, It is no big deal!

The big scoop is in outing what goes on in Scientology Scientologists and ‘The Hole’ One knows this is a huge story trying to break out, when Rupert Murdoch takes to Twitter about the cult – quote –
•    ”Scientology back in news,” Murdoch tweeted. “Very weird cult, but big, big money involved with Tom Cruise either number two or three in [hierarchy].”
•    ”Watch Katie Holmes and Scientology story develop,” Murdoch wrote. “Something creepy, maybe even evil, about these people.”

Now that is powerful coming from the guy who arguably knows more about making news than anyone in the world. For certain Rupert Murdoch the boss of News Corp which includes – Fox News – New York Post  – WSJ – The Sun UK -  The Times UK and scores more media outlets around the world, will have now assigned many reporters to dig the dirt on Scientology Scientologists and ‘The Hole’

Interesting days are ahead as it seems the press can smell blood inside the Scientology Church and will not be happy until the blood and all the gory details are splattered all over the news across the world.

Is Scientology evil – who knows – but as long as Rupert Murdoch is involved there is a good chance we may find out who is evil!

Scientology Scientologists and ‘The Hole’…

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The Hole – meaning -  Is allegedly a punishment block housed inside the Scientology Gold Base in California. A dire place used to detain and punish those who have sinned against Scientology – Frightening!

One of our most popular channels is the Celebrity area so it gives great pleasure to showcase a truly iconic lady and one of the most revered celebrities in the world the one and only Daw Aung San Suu Kyi who is coming to visit the United Kingdom for the first time in more than two decades

The Burmese Nobel Peace Prize winner will be following this itinerary as she travels around the British Isles.
• Visit Oxford – Her former home town and university.
• Address both Houses of Parliament in London.
• Meet Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall.
• Have an audience with Prime Minister David Cameron.
• She starts the tour in Dublin with Bono of U2.

Plus she will meet her two sons Alexander and Kim Aris and many close friends she has not seen for more than twenty four years. Her late husband Michael Aris died in 1999 aged 53 of cancer while at the time Aung San Suu Kyi was isolated in Burma and the ruling junta refused to give her dying husband a Burmese visa so he could visit his beloved wife and say his final goodbyes!

For all our readers who are not familiar with Aung San Suu Kyi watch this documentary – quote – by Rebecca Frayn, screenwriter of The Lady, a recent feature film documenting her life.

A must watch as this lady is the one of the finest examples of an exceptional human being as anyone will find in the world today! If any reader has the opportunity to glimpse Aung San Suu Kyi in the United Kingdom, then seize the chance as this historic visit may well be a one off.

Aung San Suu Kyi Arrives in the UK 2012…

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Aung San Suu Kyi – meaning – 1991: July 10. European Parliament awards Suu Kyi Sakharov human rights prize. – October 14. Norwegian Nobel Committee announces Suu Kyi is winner of 1991 Peace Prize. – Attribution to NobelPrize.Org

Following on after USA where courtroom trials are now more popular than TV Soaps, along with a host more countries who make TV broadcasts of court room trials and proceedings

Here is an official comment on the UK Courts – quote – Some in the judiciary hope the first details could even be revealed in the Queen’s speech this week leading to a go-ahead in 2013. – more – The first hearings to be televised will be in the Court of Appeal involving both criminal and civil cases. – more – Up-coming appeals likely to be most attractive to TV bosses involve the Stephen Lawrence murder, former Met police chief Ali Dizaei and Wales footballer Ched Evans convicted last month of rape.

The TV companies BBC, ITN and Sky will be competing for the TV broadcasting rights

TV Cameras to be in UK Courts by 2013…

This is not a laughing matter – however it is very funny so here goes. It relates to what people in the UK – United Kingdom know about life and real life issues like geography and other basic subjects

• We will start with EPL – English Premier League football overheard SAF – Sir Alex Ferguson talking off camera to WR – Wayne Rooney – quote – SAF ‘Wayne I want you to score 8 goals in the next 5 Matches’ – more – WR ‘Eh you what Boss!’ – more – SAF ‘You know Wayne 2 times your IQ = 8 goals’ – more – WR ‘Oh sorry boss now I understand I was thinking about a MILF with big knockers at the time that is why I could not work out 8!’ – more – SAF ‘WTF’…

• One in five UK people do not know the countries that make up the United Kingdom

• If SAF is right and the average IQ of an EPL footballer is 4 no wonder the WAGs do not know anything about geography then what do these pretty girls know – seems that their duties are to take care of footballer’s balls. Um that makes sense we assume!

• Six out of ten could not name the highest peak in England some of the answers were Mount Everest – Ben Nevis – Snowden – the answer is Scafell Pike

• One in 3 people believe Manchester – Glasgow and Birmingham are surrounded by the Home Counties which of course surround London

• Over fifty percent of people did not know Balmoral Castle is in Scotland.

• We just have to throw this one in somewhere when Jamie O’Hara the Wolves footballer first met WAG Danielle Lloyd he had no idea she had had been used as a dartboard by pricks!

• Over 25 percent of the folks thought Ayers Rock was in England it is of course a famous Australian landmark

UK High Street Intelligence Questionnaire…

Take a bow Christopher Murray Paul-Huhne aka Chris Huhne it is only February and your nomination for ‘Plonker of the Year 2012’ looks likely to go unchallenged! Here is the storyline that has grabbed Chris Huhne all the UK Headline News attention – quote – Chris Huhne and his estranged wife, Vicky Pryce, are to be reunited in a Crown Court dock after England’s most senior prosecutor ruled there was enough evidence to charge them both with perverting the course of justice. – more – Shortly after 10am yesterday, Mr Huhne became the first serving cabinet minister to resign to fight criminal charges, after an eight-month police inquiry. He will now appear alongside Ms Pryce at Westminster Magistrates’ Court a week on Thursday. If they are eventually found guilty both face jail. – News Clip Attribution The Independent Newspaper UK.

Chris Huhne aka Christopher Murray Paul-Huhne seems to enjoy the limelight as his life revolves around :-
• Shacking up with self confessed bi-sexual mistress 45 year old Carina Trimingham.
• Getting a speeding ticket and letting his former wife Vicky Price take the rap.
You just cannot make up a story to match the escapades of Chris Huhne!

Chris Huhne Bisexual Speeding Derails Cabinet Minister…

Worcester
West Midlands
England

Well now that the British public are led to believe that nightclub bouncers are really ‘Venue Managers’ the world of hype takes a new nonsensical lunge towards complete an utter stupidity!

To showcase what we mean here are the Venue Managers at work in Tramps nightclub in Worcester, Lisa Woodman a saucy 28 year old blonde (out of a bottle of course) pitches up at the nightclub door all size 6 of her with huge 36DD mammaries the type Wayne Rooney likes to slap around as he enters from the rear. Lisa Woodman is wearing a low-cut top, short skirt and knee-length boots. Now all she is doing is getting dressed up like a tramp to get into Tramps nightclub in Worcester!

She was refused entry by the Venue Manager he said – quote – : “You’re too old to wear that get-up.” And then the steroid freak bouncer turned Lisa Woodman away from the club door.

Lisa Woodman made these comments – quote – ‘I always like to look sexy when I go out on the town.’ Lisa has dropped out four babies in recent years, so she has undergone breast enhancement to get everything back shipshape!

Bouncer Mistakes Lisa Woodman for a Tramp at Tramps…

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Nightclub Bouncer – Local beefcake often thinks EPL footballers are intelligent! Have difficulty explaining why they are hooked on steroids. Believe they have the power to say how WAGs should dress to gain nightclub entry.

3 Nightclubs in Worcester are owned by the same company – Tramps – Modes – Velvet. Lisa Woodman is barred from all three.

To quote Roy Orbison the marriage of Heidi Klum and Seal as the song says ‘It’s Over’. Heidi Klum calls time on marriage to Seal after six years and the divorce lawyers are set to wrap up the finances.

Talking about money could be one of the reasons for the marital split between Seal and Heidi Klum. In 2011 Heidi pull in $20 million dollars not bad for a supermodel whose sell by date was surely a decade ago, so kudos to Heidi she must have some brains to pull in the big bucks.

But Seal on paper does not look to be in that earning league and since his marriage to Heidi Klum what has he done career wise zilch. In fact the more one focuses on Seal it seems that siring children is his forte. Or was as now that he has got booted by Heidi all that is history.

This couple appeared as far as the public was concerned to make marriage into some sort of celeb event when they remarried every year once more with all the celeb gossip websites and paparazzi in attendance. Plus of course there are all the children to consider only a few more and they have enough to field a football team.

The big celeb and gossip sites are all over the break up news about Heidi Klum and Seal and TMZ had this to say – quote – ‘The last time TMZ filmed Seal and Heidi together, we asked her what the key to a successful marriage is. She didn’t answer the question.’ – Attribution to TMZ.Com

Seal Heidi Klum Marriage Over…

Perfect Imperfect Wedding Matched 2011

Millions of people in the world get married each year for a raft reasons – some think they are in love – many believe in love and hope it will spring through the bedroom door – millions do not know what love is and think it happens when you get married – others well they get married to see how long it will last! Think we are cynical – you bet we are – but one thing for sure we are not so dumb and stupid as showbiz stars and celeb wannabes who get married on a whim – but hey more of them later in the Imperfect Wedding Matches segment!

Ozami Perfect Wedding Matches 2011

• Hands down zero competition so the award goes to the delightful UK Royal couple (Who do look and act like they are genuinely in love) Yes the one and only Prince William chose as his wife the spectacular shimmering natural beauty Kate Duchess of Cambridge nee Kate Middleton.

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011
The contenders rolled in, in the 1000s from the world of showbiz stars and celeb wannabes, and it was difficult to select a winner from this incredibly dumb and self centered world of nothing but personal BS. But the winners selected themselves for their unequalled stupidity so take a bow the winners are :-

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Winners

• Stupendously stupid silly English man with silly beard and silly long hair the incredibly dumb Russell Brand who put a ‘Red Bag’ over the head of his bride when they married in late 2010 he married an intellectually challenged curious woman from the States who likes to be known as a wannabe pop star Katy Perry.

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Runners Up
• Porn freak – wide bottom as in motorway wide – and celeb imposter Kim Kardashian her marriage lasted for just over 70 days to some dope from the NBA called Kris Humphries.

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Third Place
• This was a surprising result as thousands of showbiz stars and celeb wannabes all got exactly the same number of votes. So the great news is that they are all winners of the Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Third Place award but the good part is that these mentally challenged freaks will be happy because they will believe that winning third place is a major achievement!

The Perfect and the Imperfect Wedding Matches of 2011…

One more time millions of people hit the shopping trail – fed up with no work – fed up with no money! The UK public object in the best way they know – Spend Spend Spend – the British are past masters at spending, millions were reared on a philosophy – ‘Live Now Pay Later’

Here is an official statement on UK Boxing Day Sales – quote –
The Next retailer group – quote – ‘600 shops in the capital’s West End reported £15m of combined takings inside the first three hours.’

The Bullring shopping centre in Birmingham – quote – 2,500 people waited for Next to open. One thousand more crowded the entrance to Selfridges.

Some people were skating far away from reality with this lame excuse for shopping – quote – ‘We were buying late Xmas presents or gifts we forget’ Yeah we believe that as Elvis still shops in Oxford Street too! Any excuse was on the table and the truth is no one cared as long as they could Shop Shop Shop!

Roll the tape fast forward early February 2012 the credit card bills are delivered – OUCH!

It was similar scenes across the whole of UK as shoppers went on a Buy Buy Buy spree!

UK Boxing Day Sales Bonanza…

Lingere – Bras Off Knickers Down

Bras Off Panties Down

Luxury UK lingerie maker La Senza are on the commercial scrapheap as the troubled bra and panties group call in the administrators. La Senza have become renowned as one of the premier lingerie brands of the world and despite the news that they are closing down La Senza adverts are still being posted across Asia in the Orient where girls love luxury lingerie brands like Le Senza.

The demise of this stellar lingerie brand is a hammer blow to the beleaguered UK economy that is deep in recession and now thanks to Le Senza another 2,600 jobs are lost and will see Le Senza close 146 stores and 18 concessions across the UK.

Official report on the pending Le Senza closure released by a company representative – quote – “Due to trading conditions in La Senza’s high street locations and the overall macro environment which are having an adverse effect on the company,the board of directors of La Senza has filed a notice of intention to appoint administrators. ” – more – “For the avoidance of doubt, the company is not currently in administration, and no administrator has been appointed.”

Not a good omen as we enter 2012, in the UK and the rest of the world there is a demand and market that should see quality lingerie makers like Le Senza flourish and go from strength to strength. Sadly the reality is that the bras and panties are now on the floor and no one is going to pick them up!

La Senza the Bras comes Off and the Panties come Down…

Recession hit UK has announced enough is enough as people fill the High Streets and the Shopping Malls along with the internet in a £2 Billion UK Pound shopping bonanza!

Great Britain has sprung into end of year action the roads are chocker block with over 21 million cars on the roads with the drivers and passengers all with one track minds – we are going shopping!

Payments firm Visa expects to process more than 33million transactions worth more than £2 Billion UK Pounds.

The shopping blitz will see tills racking up over £1 Million UK Pounds in sales every minute of opening hours. Plus the Internet for online shopping is open round the clock 24 hours all day every day!

So much for the recession – up yours too! Seems to be back to live now – pay later!

Britain Goes Xmas Shopping Crazy Racking Up £2 Billion in Sales…

Kate Middleton has been voted UKs best dressed celeb for 2011. How best to describe Kate – Duchess of Cambridge – we have to be careful we do not just give her a common street word to describe her exquisite looks. Throwing caution to the winds, we will be bold and outrageous and select an old English word rarely used these days. We say Kate Middleton aka Kate – Duchess of Cambridge is ‘DELIGHTFUL’

Kate has been an inspiration to millions she is vibrant – intelligent – photogenic – poised – caring – diligent – regal – with a super personality that swathes around millions!

Prince William is a perfect match for Kate they make tor the best of the best and we look forward to see them engaging in the pubkic spotlight for decades to come.

Kate Middleton is a true UK ‘National Treasure’

Kate Middleton is UK Best Dressed Celeb 2011…

Just been surfing the net for all the latest celeb news and was checking out the babes at both ‘The Sun Babes v The Daily Star Babes’ Now both of these UK tabloids have been doing topless spreads for years but most of the time they are shooting pics with a one track mind – the bigger the frontage the better the readers will like!

But hey times change and tastes change and in our humble opinion The Daily Star is looking beyond the babe with the biggest under carriage and it is delightful to see beautiful slimmer models like Emma 23, of Stoke on Trent and Danielle 28, of Liverpool taking center stage. These girls and many more in The Daily Star go to show that girls do not have to have the ‘Biggest Knockers’ in the world to look beautiful! Hey to all at The Sun why not showcase some slimmer girls on Page 3!

The Sun Babes v The Daily Star Babes…

Well we have a society category and now as 2011 winds down we showcase the biggest high society celebrity in the world. HRH Elizabeth II Queen of England because she is holding a huge Christmas party at Sandringham and some of the invites on the official guest list include :- 29-year-olds Prince William and Princess Kate, Princess Beatrice, 23, and Princess Eugenie, 21,Prince Harry, 27, Zara Phillips, 30, and her new husband Mike Tindall, 33. There will be 27 royal guests in total. So it will be turkeys all round washed down with Hoorays!

Sounds like the sort of do the Duke will excel listening to all the royal gossip and of course reference will be made about mere mortals. The Duke of Edinburgh is renowned for his wit and wicked sense of humor.

High Society Xmas Bash with The Queen..

The last period of time has been like an explosion of great looking celebrities, mostly around the 20-25 age but when it comes to keeping the highest standards in beauty, whether we are talking about women from Hollywood or anywhere in the entire world, over 40 women seem not to have any problem keeping their youth over time. Here are the most gorgeous mature celebrities from Hollywood, with a few words about each of them.

Salma Hayek

At 44 she is one of the best Mexican actresses looking gorgeous at over 40. Still attracting a lot of eyes with her generous body and it seems that she is not about to stop at this age.

Jennifer Aniston

Best known from the TV series Friends and for being married with Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston is still the same great looking woman as she was before, even though she hit the 42 age. You can still find her on popular magazines’ front covers, another sign that her beauty is far away from not getting noticed.

Kim Cattrall

One of the main characters from “Sex and the City” but also well known as a gorgeous MILF in American Pie, Kim Cattrall looks at 54 like many 20-ish celebrities would desire. According to her sayings, she did not get any plastic surgery and her beauty is all natural.

Halle Berry

“Sexiest Woman Alive” – according to the Esquire, Halle Berry is just amazing. At 44 year-old she has a vast experience in playing all kind of roles, from the sexy and mysterious Catwoman to attractive girl from “Die another day”. One of the most beautiful woman from Hollywood and not only indeed.

Gwen Stefani

Another magazines’ front page often presence, Gwen Stefani does not only pleases our years with her good music but she also goes one step further and shows us how a woman should look in her over 40s. A lovely presence on both stage and magazines.

Dame Helen Mirren

65 year old is an amazing age for looking as brilliant as Helen and by looking at her beauty (whether natural or not) we can realise why she is still the queen of ageless style. Keep up the good work Helen!

Sharon Stone

After she managed to catch all men’s attention on her…legs, with the scene in Basic Instinct, Sharon Stone still emanates sexuality through all her pores at 53-year-old. Continue to look like this and you might be the next queen of ageless style!

Demi Moore

Who is 48, has a 11 years younger lover after getting through 2 divorces and looks better than many 25 year-old women? Easy guess, the “Ghost” female star Demi Moore. She seems to keep her beauty at high level with the help of natural anti-ageing products, according to her almost daily tweets.

Jennifer Lopez

At 42, Jennifer Lopez was recently crowned by People Magazine as “The most beautiful woman in 2011” and she definitely deserves this title. Great dancer, amazing looking body – a fantastic Latino woman that still remains among the most beautiful women on the Planet.

Kylie Minogue

After fighting with some serious health issues, Kylie Minogue is still the hot Australian singer we all know, even though she hit 42. Seriously damaged by her condition she managed to overcome it and get back among the most desirable celebrities.

“People” (you know, the US based celebrity magazine) has just offered a small sample of their ‘Most Beautiful Women older than 35’ list of 2011, sample that told us which of the celebrities are in the top.

On the first position, without any doubt or concern, is the girl from the block, Jennifer Lopez. She has won the “Most Beautiful” and also a place on the first cover of People’s magazine, defeating several other top contestants; among them, there was Eva Longoria, Sandra Bullock or even Dana Delany. All of the above ladies are older than 35, but they are still on the front page of most of the celebrity magazines and catalogs.

Now, it’s obvious that the J Lo (who is currently 42 years old) is making huge sacrifices in order to make that diva appearance we are used with. For example, she admitted that she’s proud not to be 25 years old anymore, and more on that, it’s hard to make a good appearance when nowadays, the HDTV technology lets the users observe even the smallest defect from one’s face. Let’s not forget that she’s one of the current American Idol judges, therefore presenting herself flawless in the front of the camera is definitely a must do for her.

It’s not the first time when People magazine releases such a top. For example, in 2009 and 2008 they did the same thing, and Julia Roberts (who was at that moment 41 years old) and Christina Applegate won the title of the “Most Beautiful Woman”. Therefore, J Lo, known also as “Jenni from the block” as she used to describe herself few years ago, isn’t alone in this hall of fame.

What’s more interesting is the fact that not only mature women are recognized to look well, even though they aren’t 25 anymore. For instance, Sir Sean Connery has won the title of “World’s Sexiest Man” by the time he was 59 years old, and Richard Gere by the time he was 50 years old.

Apple iPad 2 was released today for the UK market, the popular tablet being sold as prices starting at £399. Although it will be available in stores after 5PM today, Apple has already received online orders since this morning. However, many people complained about errors when ordering online but it seems UK folks will now have the opportunity to buy it live, from the stores.

The 16GB iPad 2 version will be sold at £399, being the cheapest version available. The 64GB version will be priced at £559 while the 32GB version at £470. Those that require 3G support will have to pay a £100 extra fee. As all latest Apple’s devices, the iPad 2 seems that will have a great positive response in term of sales, but this is to be seen after it hits the shelves today at 5PM.

The Apple iPad 2 will be quite cheap when compared to its competitors (HTC and Motorola), at least the 16GB version will be cheaper than any of them. Moreover, when compared to the first version, this one looks slightly better, it is thinner, weights less and has a more powerful hardware to run upon – it has now the A5 dual core processor and 1GB RAM available.

The stores that have announced they will have the gadget in stock are for now Orange, T-Mobile and Vodafone, other operators delaying the announcement for now. We shall wait and see what reactions the customers will have although as it happened before it seems that this will be “yet another long-awaited and heavy sold Apple product”.

Apparently Devin Townsend was to disband SYL after ‘97’s City album, which would have been a tragedy. But they say September 11 rekindled the anger and aggression in him sufficiently to resurrect the Metallic beast , and the result was ‘03’s ‘SYL’, a more organic, although no less devastating release.
Now in early ‘05, Devin and co. unleash ‘Alien’, and upon initial listens the word devastation springs immediately to mind again. Once again, the band signals it’s intentions from the get-go, with the typically blistering, but symphonic ‘Imperial’ (and it’s immortal opening line ‘We have returned’!)
And once again Devin and his loyal sidemen take us on an apocalyptic journey through the scariest imaginable industrial flavoured soundscapes, but tempered with very Devin-esque glimpses of melody. You may have read that Alien seems to combine the noise of City, with the organic clarity of SYL. I believe this to be the case, and it culminates in Alien being Strapping’s strongest and most appealing release to date.
No standouts here – the album is wall to wall strength, with the song writing and playing being of as world  conquering calibre as you would expect. Even the quite piece ‘Two Weeks’ is a very nice surprise. Devin is yet again in very fine fettle, vocally, especially in ‘Thellamus’
Overall, stunning results. But then we’ve come to expect nothing less of Mr Devy Townsend. Strapping deliver on every possible level yet again.
Alien gets ****1/2
A quick word  on the accompanying DVD. It’s an excellent documentary on the making of the album. Definitely one of the more worthwhile DVD’s I’ve seen with an album release I’ve yet seen.

I have every DT album ever made, and I was looking back over their back catalogue the other day. I realized that they have released a brand new studio album every two years, without fail, since 1997’s ‘Falling into Infinity’.

Add into this equation numerous live albums, ‘official’ bootlegs, plus the fact that they tour their arses off for months and months on end and all have side projects and solo ventures when they’re NOT doing DT, and you have one hell of a ridiculously prolific bunch of musos. These blokes must live, eat, sleep and shit music!

The upshot of all of this DT is an incredible band to be a big fan of. You can rely on them to have something brand new out by the time you’ve fully ingested the previous one! Plus most of their fans can get to see them live too if they want to. They’ve even started coming here regularly!

But of course, questions remain (and their fickle fans tend to ask them in a very overt and demanding fashion!). What does the prolific nature of their output do to the QUALITY of it? Do their extra-curricular activities have an effect? And, oh yeah, what’s the new album like? (yes, I’m getting there!)

Well, let’s just say that Black Clouds and Silver Linings is a damn fine DT album. It ain’t their best, and I’m one who believes that they don’t actually have a ‘worst’ album, just their absolute ball-tearers and their really really good ones. This one is in the latter category, where I would place every one of their releases since ‘Train of Thought’, which was their last ball-tearer and finest moment, in this fan and writer’s humble opinion.

The songs themselves are rock solid epic length Dream Theater tours de force, as we come to expect. There are heavy, almost thrashy moments, there are some semi-cheesy ballads (actually possibly a little too much of this), there’s moments of soaring melody, twists and turns, complexity, odes to previous tunes and of course levels of musicianship light years beyond the aspirations of mere mortals.

In a nutshell, let’s just take the easy road and use a couple of clichés. Black Clouds and Silver Linings is par for the course, business as usual for these legends of prog! Bring on the tour.

It gets ****.

British civil servants are portrayed as button up Sir Humphrey who are so preoccupied with keeping Britain great that they don’t have much fun, even when they are having fun, they will either be going to concerts, art gallery and other high brow cultural events. The past few weeks has cast shadows over that.

First was the revelation that the husband of the home secretary bought two adult DVD and claim the cost back from the tax payer, next was the revelation today that the home office mistakenly linked to a Japaneses porn site. A link from a page providing information about the Office for Security and Counter Terrorism was supposed to point to a body called the Technical Advisory Board – actually went to a porn site. The Home Office said that the site it was linking to had become defunct and the domain name been bought by a different company.

May I suggest to the home office that they leave the link in place and just let the husband of their boss Jacqui Smith know that the link is there, it will save the home office a few pounds in expenses claim for adult entertainment their boss’s husband would normally make for his adult DVDs.

I’m so signing up like right now

OTTAWA (Reuters) – Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy — almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet-high marijuana plants.

“We tried burning them with white phosphorous — it didn’t work. We tried burning them with diesel — it didn’t work. The plants are so full of water right now … that we simply couldn’t burn them,” he said.

Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

“A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action,” Hillier said dryly.

One soldier told him later: “Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I’d say ‘That damn marijuana’.”

Troops battle 10-foot marijuana plants

PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Richard Hatch has been sent to a federal prison in Oklahoma as he serves a 51-month sentence for failing to pay taxes on the $1 million he won on the debut season of “Survivor.”

The former Speedo-loving Baywatcher was taken from his temporary West End digs–he’s in London working on some TV commercials–to St. Thomas Hospital to undergo an operation to repair the severed tendon.

and what she really looks like

the saga of how a funny Picture heats things up on the forum and turns into a political debate

February 19, 2006

It’s official, Yo Name is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Yo Name achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Yo Name remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Yo Name is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Yo Name was quoted as saying, “masturbation for me is a way of life. I’ve been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I’m happy with my performance today“.

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – Thousands of sports shoes washed up onto a Dutch island Friday after a passing container ship lost part of its cargo, attracting hundreds of local residents anxious to find their size.

Nine containers from the Hamburg-bound ship drifted ashore on the island of Terschelling after an overnight storm, packed with shoes, aluminum briefcases, toys and hamburgers.

Most containers remained sealed, Dutch evening paper Het Parool reported, and police were guarding their contents, although they turned a blind eye to any locals selecting a few shoes.

The last good opportunity for beachcombing here was about 15 years ago, said local newspaper reporter Annemarie Brink.

“Then it was a case of toys, shirts and rain jackets. You’d still see islanders walking around in them years afterwards.”

Thats what being Dutch is all about
Having no shame about wearing shoes that washed up on the beach after last weeks heavy storm
i wonder how long it is going to take before i can get my hands on a pair
lololol

Security footage has been leaked showing Dannii and friends and a stripper going full contact just beneath the camera. A source told Sky News:

“She wasn’t in a private booth or the VIP area, she was on the dance floor. I can’t believe how far they went. It was more like a porn film. There were hands and tongues everywhere – I thought it was going to turn into a full-on orgy!”

More pics Here

By Naomi Tajitsu
Tue Feb 7, 1:35 AM ET

TOKYO (Reuters) – “Welcome home, Master,” says the maid as she bows deeply, hands clasped in front of a starched pinafore worn over a short pink dress.
“When they address you as ‘Master’, the feeling you get is like a high,” says Koji Abei, a 20-year-old student having coffee with a friend at the Royal Milk Cafe and Aromacare.

“I’ve never felt that way before.”

oh boy something tells me this guy doesnt get laid much

Mystery Man is trying to sell Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s sonogram on Ebay
the ultrasound is from Angelina around 4 or 5 months pregnant
Ebay already took this item down. No reasonwas given , but it isprobably a fake.

A Summit County jury convicted Excell Bradley, of Barberton, of domestic violence for throwing what the prosecutor called a large sex toy into the eye of a woman with whom he lived, NewsChannel5 reported.

Police said Bradley’s across-the-room toss of the sex toy caused enough damage to require six stitches to the woman’s eye.

While bleeding and with blurry vision, she called 911,

Rumor Squashed: Flaming Mouse Didn’t Start House Fire

FORT SUMNER, N.M. — A small -town rumor that sparked world -wide interest about a mouse burning down a house has been found to be untrue.

After 81-year-old Chano Mares’s house burned down Saturday in Fort Sumner, news services picked up the quirky story.
According to the initial report, Mares threw the critter in a pile of burning leaves near his home, but it ran back to the house on fire.
A local firefighter said the mouse ran to just beneath a window and the flames spread up the window and throughout the house.

All contents of the home were destroyed, but no one was injured

The mouse story, however, has been doused by Mares.
Capt. Jim Lyssy of the Fort Sumner Fire Department said the rumor probably got started because there was “a little too much excitement” at the time of the fire.

State senator, Bill Alter wants to force grocery and convenience stores in Missouri to sell warm beer.
He explains that warm beer wouldn’t attract drivers to open it and drink it after visiting a store.

The idea came from a fifth-grade student who participated in a program to teach elementary students about state government.

He asked them for new law suggestions and this was one of them…

Go figure!

FORT SUMNER, N.M. – A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man’s house and set it on fire.
Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner said he caught the mouse inside his house and wanted to get rid of it.
“I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house,” Mares said from a motel room Saturday.

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – Dutch troops helping earthquake survivors in Pakistan have complained that while they are subject to an alcohol ban, Spanish and British soldiers laugh at their austerity and turn up drunk at their campfire.
“We were told before we arrived that alcohol was banned in this country or else very difficult to get hold of and we accepted this,” one soldier told the Dutch daily De Telegraaf.
“The Spanish drive around with cars full of Heineken … and the English laugh at us when they show up at our campfire drunk,” another Dutch soldier said.

Spoof posters depicting Britain’s Queen Elizabeth having sex with the U.S. and French presidents that are displayed across Vienna are causing embarrassment just days ahead of Austria’s taking over the EU presidency.

Britney Spears’ Husband Launches Web Site
12/27/2005 3:00 PM, AP
Associated Press

Kevin Federline, aspiring rapper and husband of Britney Spears, has unveiled his own Web site.
Federline, whose new hip-hop album, “The Truth,” is due out in 2006, appears to expect big things in the coming year.
The Web site begins with an introduction of Federline rapping, “Keep messin’ with my family and you’re through,” played over various tabloid articles about the couple. (Spears has sued Us Weekly for $20 million, charging the celebrity magazine published a false story reporting that she and Federline had made a sex tape and were worried about its release.)
Eventually, the screen dissipates to announce: “Now that I have your full attention, never judge a book by its cover.” This is followed by, “I’m coming … 2006.”

Poor Kev is trying to make a statement or something and show the world that he is his own person and not Britney’s sock puppet .
I wonder how much Britney had to pay to get Kev this website
he seems to be very good at spending her money