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The Godfather of British Comedy John Cleese 72, has just got married for the fourth time to  41 year old Jennifer Wade. This guy  loves women as he has in the past offloaded three wives that cost him in the region of £14 million pounds in divorce payouts and settlements. Indeed after he dished up millions to ex wife number three Alyce Faye Eichelberger he went on a comedy tour named Alimony Tour to help pay divorce bills.

You have to tip one’s hat to John Cleese he has a rich and stellar sense of humor at all times both in real life and on the stage.

He had these enlightening and unique tongue in cheek remarks to make about his new marriage to Jennifer Wade – quote – “I couldn’t imagine being with anyone but Jenny. And with my record, that’s a remarkable thing to say.” – more – “We’re kindred spirits. When people see us together, they immediately get it.”

John Cleese and Jennifer Wade got married on Caribbean island Mustique. For exclusive pictures of the wedding see HELLO magazine

Wives number one and two donkey’s years ago were Connie Booth and Barbara Trentham. John Cleese adores women as you can see!

Just love this guy met him by chance in Kensington years ago I was out on the first floor window balcony  of one of those stunning Georgian period terrace houses and out popped John Cleese on the next door window balcony it was around 10-00am he had just woken up we got chatting for best part of thirty minutes I was in stitches laughing at his fantastic humor – memorable times.

Congratulations John make Jennifer Wade your last wife! – Monty Python.

John Cleese Closes Out On Number Four Jennifer Wade…

New Game created by Joebert

I’m about to go to sleep & I thought of this, “why is joebert thinking about my momma when he’s going to sleep?” jokes aside, let’s see if we can whip up some fresh momma jokes.

Here’s one I was thinking of.

Your momma’s so dumb, she connected a garden hose from the exaust to the window & tried to commit suicide in her hydrogen powered car.

1. The size doesn’t count. Battery voltage does.

2. “Including the balls” is the only solution to the ultimate question: “How the F*** did he measure 8.2 inches (21 cm)?”

3. You woke up naked in a strange apartment, next to an empty vodka bottle and a web-cam? Hooray! Finally you will get some results when you google your name.

4. We are not claiming that it’s worth the effort, but you should know that fat guys try harder.

5. No, “Take out the garbage” doesn’t count as “dirty talking”.

6. It is cool to perform in diverse positions, but if god would have wanted you that way He would have created you as a paper clip.

7. If he insists on cumming on your face, goggles are a legitimate demand.

8. We have no problem with “doggy,” but what has “style” got to do with it?

9. Your boyfriend bought a red Speedo and started to grow a mustache? We hope that you are a friendly person, since you’re going to an orgy.

10. When you’re waiting for him in his T-shirt, it’s cute. But when he’s waiting for you in your T-shirt, it’s time to start worrying

ROFLMAO so true

Milky have you heard anything about this ?
Girlpower way to go

Zagreb – Women in a Croatian village have taken power from men in local elections, claiming their male counterparts are “lazy”.

After their victory, the women of Lozisca, a village on the island of Brac, said they would allow “men back into our beds, but never back into politics”.

Women won all seven seats on the local council after realising that they were fed up of seeing men doing nothing for their community.

One of the seven women who was elected to serve on the local council, Merica Bogdan, said: “The time has come for women to rule.

“We were not satisfied with the work the men did for the community and we launched a campaign to take political power and do something good for Lozisca.

“Men will never have power here again. We have agreed to let our men be in our beds, but never in politics again.”

Bogdan said that in spite of having a miniscule budget, the all-female council had already set up a municipal cleaning service, erected and decorated a Christmas tree in the village square and started a project to restore the spire on the village church.

Lozisca male residents have conceded that the women’s efforts since their election have been impressive.

Tonko Valerijev, whose wife Helena is the new head of the local council, said: “They are a lot more persistent in their work than their predecessors. Frankly, they’re doing a great job.” – Ananova.com