Two bit actor Shia Saide LaBeouf aka Shia LaBeouf who we cannot give a background profile to as he has never appeared on TV or the film set in anything worthy and memorable. Now against all the odds he is going to be an extra in a new film production of ‘The Nymphomaniac’ by Lars von Trier.

To date the film has been struggling to get any pre release publicity  which is not surprising given that anyone does not have a desire to watch a family friendly film of ‘The Nymphomaniac’ Plus the majority of film goers have no idea who Shia Saide LaBeouf aka Shia LaBeouf is, apart from over 90 percent of Joe Public know he is a nobody

Now because even before release this tiresome version of  ‘The Nymphomaniac’ is being tipped to win hands down a hat full of  worst films of the year – Golden Raspberry Awards
•    Worst Actor Shia Saide LaBeouf aka Shia LaBeouf
•    Worst Film
•    Worst Production
•    Golden Raspberry Award of the Year goes to ‘The Nymphomaniac’ by Lars von Trier

Now as the movie makers are on the rack they got the mentally challenged Shia LaBeouf to hype the film with  this barrel load of gibberish and nonsense – quote – “There’s a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says we’re doing it for real. Everything that is illegal, we’ll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening.”  -  plus more about  film director Lars von Trier – “He’s very dangerous. He’s the most dangerous dude I’ve ever showed up for. I’m terrified.”

Mr LaBeouf you are delusional if that were to happen the film set would be moved to Van Nuys and you would be the oil rag in a hardcore porn movie

Wise up man this is 2012 folks are not going to buy into your BS!

Filming will start in September 2012 other actors include Nicole kidman, Willem Dafoe, Stellan Skarsgård and Charlotte Gainsbourg.

Delusional Shia Saide LaBeouf Hypes Movie with ‘Sex for Real’ Deception…

This showcased image is pretty scary as it is supposed to represent Tom Cruise acting as a helicopter coming in to land – Oh My OPRAH!

This is brief recap of the last few years about a very dull, boring and annoying overpaid little actor Tom Cruise who says he lives a normal life at the  Scientology Celebrity Centre. Guess we as minions are brain washed that his ‘Control Freak’ based religion,  is a lifestyle that everyone in the world craves for after all Scientology has thousands of dedicated believers!

Anyway this normal every day dude has been shown the divorce exit door by his bride of five years Katie Holmes, so what does the publicity obsessed wannabe do he goes to Iceland with a gaggle of paparazzi in tow and gets a ride in a helicopter. Now this is a big big deal as the photo op is being published all around the world by the likes – TMZ – RadarOnline – Huffington Post – CNN – BBC – and endless tabloid and online celeb and gossip channels on the web!

Now here is the sizzle surrounding the Iceland Helicopter Ride out of over 7 billion people in the world just over five thousand – 5,000 wanted to see Tom Cruise sat in a helicopter in Iceland! The popularity of this guy just has no boundaries.

We live in strange times Tom Cruise had the nous to see the helicopter ride coming, but lacked the common sense to realize that only days before his forage into Iceland his soon to be ex wife Katie Holmes was getting  a lawyer to serve divorce papers in NYC so she could get rid of the ‘Control Freak’ Tom Cruise!

We are puzzled by all these latest shenanigans and feel that the public should been better served with news about Tom Cruise and offer some viable explanation why fellow scientologist John Travolta was not also sat in the helicopter in Iceland! Or was he and the paparazzi  missed him as his face was in propinquity to the midriff of the helicopter pilot as pellucidly it appears there may have been an agenda to add more spice to the story in getting an exclusive to ‘out’ the helicopter pilot! It has been reported somewhere that lawyers representing John Travolta say any such presentations that Mr Travolta has been anywhere near Iceland recently are all  ‘Malicious Gossip’ another unnamed resource say that the legal denial came from a team of legal eagles who are reputed to represent John Travolta – a freelance stringer said on record that the self same firm of lawyers had an office in a tower block downtown NYC named Gay Towers!

Summary how dull and boring all this is and who cares as Tom Cruise had a pre nup with Katie Holmes which said Cruise would pay Holmes $11 Million dollars for each year she stayed in the marriage and also additionally Katie Holmes would get to keep a palatial home in California.

TomKat Lived a Normal Life When Staying at Scientology Celebrity Centre…

Much anticipated debut of ‘The Avengers’ in the States reeled in massive sales of approx £130 Million UK Pounds – $207.4 Million US Dollars. Which are stunning figures that have set a new opening weekend record for film debuts.

‘The Avengers’ stars – Robert Downey Jr – Chris Evans – Mark Buffalo – Chris Hemsworth – Scarlett Johansson – Jeremy Renner – Tom Hiddleston – Clark Gregg – Cobie Smulders – Stellan Skarsgard – Samuel L. Jackson – Gwyneth Paltrow – Paul Bettany – Alexis Denisof – Tina Benko

Directed by Joss Whedon, who has been reading “The Avengers” comics since he was a boy.

The film features
• Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man
• Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow
• Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury
• Mark Ruffalo as the Hulk
• Chris Hemsworth as Thor
• Chris Evans as Captain America
• Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye.

Produced by Marvel Films

Distributed by Walt Disney Pictures

Blockbuster Opening Weekend for Avengers Sales Top £130 Million…

The keyboard is frothing as I write about the news that super hot Keira Knightley likes her bottom to be spanked and slapped. Down guys if you want to join in – get in the queue as I am in pole position to spank and relax with Keira Knightley – I WISH!

Keira Knightley is starring in a new film ‘A Dangerous Method’ in which she has some topless roles and some sets where they role play some bottom spanking and butt slapping! STOP – I just took an ice cold shower!

Sorry I will try and get through this ordeal back on subject!

The scene from the film ‘A Dangerous Method’ based on :-
Keira appears in the film topless and tied to a bed while her co-star Michael Fassbender – a psychoanalyst – spanks her behind.

Here are some comments from – Butt Slapping Keira Knightley – quote – ”I did think about turning it down because of the two scenes of a sadomasochistic nature and I thought it’s all going to come out and all of a sudden it’s going to be about that.” – more – “And weirdly, apart from this country, it hasn’t been, so that’s been really great. In England it’s got mentioned all the time. I don’t know what that says about us! We obviously like spanking, I don’t really know.”

Slap Keira Knightley Loves Hanky Spanky…

Fatal Accident on the set of Expendable 2

A stuntman who is Sly Stallone’s stunt double in the sequel to his last film The Expendables has dies near the Sofia, the Bulgarian capital. A second stuntman is seriously injured and receiving treatment for serious injury.

The dead stuntman was said to be working in a stunt which involves explosives the the fatal accident occurred, the second stuntman who has undergone surgery is said to be in a critical condition in hospital.

The production company behind the film released this statement:
“It is with great regret that we confirm this unfortunate accident,” Nu Image/Millennium Films, the production company making The Expendables 2, said in a statement.

“Our hearts go out to the families and those on the production affected by this tragedy.

“The filmmakers are working closely with the authorities in responding to and investigating this accident.”