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Pregnant whore and celebrity escort and wannabe EPL WAG Jenny Thompson has had more penile injections than the capacity crowd at Old Trafford which is 75,000 plus! Phew take a deep breath!

But hey let’s keep the storyline on track an international circus company have approached cock eyed Jenny Thompson and want to sign her up as a Juggler in the Big Top! The circus representatives feel that bit of ball juggling will relax the expecting whore!

The circus as we understand from an unnamed source will be giving Jenny Thompson multi colored balls to juggle like :-

•    Black Ball – To remind her of a black footballer for MCFC

•    Pink Ball with a Syrup Logo – Bringing back fond memories of a tufted hair striker for MUFC

•    White Ball with Dwarf Logo – This TV dwarf guy climbed on board too!

•    Three Mixed Color Balls – Representing three strikers from TV Towie series all who got into flagrante delicto with Jenny Thompson.

There are more but too many to list…

The circus feel that the ball juggling will help Jenny Thompson remember who is to be the father to the beautiful baby she is expecting!

Her baby girl is due on Christmas Day! My oh my will it come down the chimney into this world! The operative word is ‘Chimney’ indicative of the size of the opening the baby will appear from! My goodness it is going to be a big hole of an occasion…

Pregnant Jenny Thompson Considering Offer as Juggler in Foreign Circus!…

NB – This report is 100% hearsay from our unnamed Circus source – hence the text herein has to be treated as 100% spoof as we have no way to verify any and/or all of the referenced text and/or data. Hence any names we use are for the spoof and the spoof alone bearing no reflection on real life reality under any and all circumstances…

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Syrup – Cockney  slang for hair wig and/or hair transplant – Attribution to Ozami.Net

You just could not make up the way some celebs behave both in private and public. Now UK singer Seal says his estranged ex wife model Heidi Klum is having sex with her bodyguard Martin Kristen.

Can anyone believe this celeb gossip – Oh! Hang on the UK public love reading all about this sort of stuff which as a bystander like me is very difficult to follow – let alone stop for breath and visualize that there is any substance to the Seal claims! The very thought that this celeb model who has a past sex history that reads like something akin to what goes on in the porn center of the world in Van Nuys California USA. Evidently it is acclaimed that the raunchy Heidi Klum has in fact had ‘More Pricks than a Second Hand Darts Board’

Seal seems to be hell bent on trying to make a story about Heidi Klum – quote – “Fornicated with the Help” My oh My someone either Seal and/or Heidi Klum was paying the bodyguard Martin Kristen – now Seal believes that ‘The Help’ was also introducing Heidi Klum to a ‘Large Portion of Helmet’ Oh the drama of it all the very fact that his ex wife would trade in a black dude like Seal for a white bodyguard like Martin Kristen. This is in fact great to see that this story is only about sex and not about the slightest whiff of sexual racism, which is good to know!

Heidi Klum Sex History
• In 1997, Heidi Klum married stylist Ric Pipino. The couple divorced in 2002
• In 2003 She hooked up with Flavio Briatore – quickly got pregnant then dumped Briatore for Seal
• Married Seal on May 10, 2005 on a beach in Mexico
• Offloaded Seal in On January 22, 2012, the couple announced that they were separating after almost seven years of marriage. She filed for divorce from Seal three months later on April 6, 2012.
• September 2012 Seal says Heidi Klum has “Fornicated with the Help” bodyguard Martin Kristen.

Seal Claims Heidi Klum Bonking Bodyguard Martin Kristen…

My goodness an Indian beauty is about to shed her sari and pose nude in the November 2012 issue of Playboy. This a first for Indian society and culture and no doubt iconic author and serial lothario Salman Rushdie will want to have a good luck at undraped hot Bollywood sex siren Sherlyn Chopra to make sure there is no chance of a FATWA getting between a naked vagina and a throbbing Playboy readers penis.

Sherlyn Chopra Bio Profile
•    Sherlyn Chopra  aka formerly known as Mona Chopra
•    Indian half Christian and half Muslim with a Persian ancestry
•    28 Years old
•    34-23-33 Superb coltish body that is sure to  appeal to Salman Rushdie and the like
•    Indian model
•    Singer
•    Actress who has made minor appearances in Bollywood films
•    Has featured in whips and chains for the PETA campaign

This ground breaking Sherlyn Chopra  scoop in Playboy threatens uproar to immerge throughout Indian society and we have already come across this comment – quote -  media commentator Gayatri Sankar – “At a time when innocent women across the nation from Gujarat to Guwahati have been subjected to sexual abuse and humiliation, one wonders if Sherlyn Chopra’s pictures wound a woman’s integrity,”

Umm one has to ask what that has to do with Salman Rushdie liking to see a nude Sherlyn Chopra  in Playboy! It will be interesting to watch this story develop over the coming months as November is three months down  the line and a lot can happen in that time and who knows someone or somebody may still intervene to stop the public seeing a nude Sherlyn Chopra  in all her naked glory.

Hot Bollywood Sex Siren Sherlyn Chopra to Debut in Playboy November 2012…

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Fatwa – meaning – A ruling on a point of Islamic law given by a recognized authority. – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

Hi folks so where does one start to showcase someone who is so famous yet to find out what she has actually accomplished is difficult to see, apart from make love with a string of guys.

So let us count off the lovers first –
• Jermain Defoe – Tottenham Hotspur striker!
• Ryan Giggs – Manchester United midfield playmaker.
• Nery Alberto Castillo Confalonieri aka Nery Castillo – Pachuca FC forward or winger. Who never heard of him!
• Matthew Jeffrey “Matty” Collins aka Matty Collins – Aberystwyth Town F.C. midfielder. Another virtual unknown.
• Tyson Beckford – Black American model.
Pleased to recount there are many more guys that this former Big Brother contestant has notched up on her lovemaking wallchart. Too many to list here!

Anyway back on our subject focus we have been comparing recent and past images of Imogen Thomas some recent photo shots from 2012 look to make her a lot bigger and more wholesome! However of course we would never disparage a person over weight issues. Coz she looks lovely in all the photos we have seen.

Will all connoisseurs of eye candy please check the image we have showcased of Imogen Mary Thomas.

• Are her beautiful breasts the same circa 2012 in comparison to say 2006 – as they look very large are they 100 percent original sans augmentation!
• Her divine derriere is it as perky 2012 to 2006 or is there more of it!

Is Imogen Mary Thomas Gaining Weight!…

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Imogen Thomas – Ryan Giggs – meaning – For over 20 years Ryan Giggs has history of scoring goals for Manchester United in the EPL, Champions League and International matches. Down the years off the pitch he has scored with – Emma Gardner – Dani Behr – Caroline Stanbury – Louise Callaghan – Roberta Simpson – Patsy Kensit – Lisa Rys-Halska – Rachel Hunter – Daniella Lloyd – Cai Ferrer – Davina Murphy – Christina James to name a few – Attribution to Ozami.Net

I have difficulty understanding male bodybuilders hence when former Celebrity Big Brother star Jodie Marsh started pumping iron I had my reservations how it would all work out for her. The answer is abs abs and more abs – her body is a rippling mass of muscle. So how does she look, well of course some men will like what they see, but for me the muscle has replaced the beauty.Jodie as most readers will know is not shy when it comes down to self promotion.

Here is what Jodie Marsh had to say in a recent interview – quote – “HERE’S MY ABS FROM MY VERY FIRST COMP. TO SEE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE NOW WATCH MY NEW SHOW” – The Sun UK

Jodie Marsh is to star in a new TV show in the States called ‘Brawn in the USA’ now surely with a title like that the viewers will be a bevy of beefcakes! So it seems the dye is set for this girl because as most readers know that the minute bodybuilders stop working out the ripped muscles quickly turn to flab – fat and cellulite and results for a female not a ‘Pretty Site’ With guys the excess fat is no big deal, they in the main can get away with carrying a few extra pounds.

Back to pocket dynamo Jodie who is only 5′ 2″ – 1.57 m and given that she is now 33 years of age she may live to regret her ‘Pumping Iron Days’ as the road ahead will be hard workouts almost daily if she is to avoid keeping the fat away. But hey she is on the telly so why should she care what folks think about her future! Maybe she will think differently in the future but the ripped Jodie Marsh of 2012 is almost unrecognizable from the pretty model girl of less than five years ago.

Jodie Marsh Swaps Beauty for Muscle…

We have surfed in on another Star Babe from the UK tabloid The Star this time we are showcasing Nickie a 22 year old brunette beauty from the great seaside resort town of Blackpool

But what is so refreshing about Nickie is that she does not follow the pattern of most babes in The Sun and The Star over the last two years namely that girls need to be big to huge up front or you do not get featured on Page 3.

But thank goodness The Star are showcasing Nickie who looks to have a svelte body with small beautifully rounded breasts and proudly displays alert perky nipples! That are so prominent one has to wonder if Nickie is unique and has a second brain in her left nipple then maybe as a Guinness Book of Records world record she has an unheard of third brain embedded in her perky right nipple!

The mind boggles we are out of our league on this one so we have called in the Guinness Book of Records honchos for clarification.

Nickie 22 Star Babe from Blackpool…

At last the exotic beauty of Hollywood based actress Mila Kunis is being recognized as the eye candy accolades have started rolling in

UK tabloid ‘The Sun’ have been running a Poll on world’s sexiest woman and way out front is Mila Kunis who when you check on some of her images on the Internet it is plain to see why all the votes are coming in for Mila Kunis is because the 28 year old is quite simply an exquisite and jaw dropping exotic beauty – indicative of the famous quotes like only one or two genuinely beautiful women come along in every decade.

Who knows what it takes but whatever it is Mila Kunis aka Milena Markovna Kunis has got it! Got it in spades dudes all over the world go all of a quiver just at a mention of her name and one email that came in from a male admirer said it all – quote – ‘I would love to —– my —– up that!’ We can imagine and if it is any consolation we agree with what the guy said in the email!

Mila Kunis aka Milena Markovna Kunis Eye Candy Sensation 2012…

MILF not for me thank you! But each to their own but the mentally challenged serial WAG Danielle Lloyd is in the news again. But wait why did we say – serial WAG – Oh I see that is because she worked her way through a host of footballers when she was a freelance WAG until she came down to rest with Jamie O’Hara. Rumor has it that she has had more footie sausage than they sell at Tesco’s in a year. Wow Tesco’s must be busy then!

But then again we are not here to disparage the girl so one more time they are only rumors about the footie sausage. So let’s move on and talk about Jermain Defoe – Teddy Sheringham – Marcus Bent – Armand Traoré – DJ Ironik – so what have these guys got to do with the story – did they all want to work on the counter at Tesco’s selling sausage! Oh silly me let’s try one more time they have all dated WAG Danielle Lloyd and they all shop at Tesco! So there must be some connection somewhere – now let us think what that could be – err – umm – phew I know – SAUSAGE!

Anyway this article is stupid let’s move on to why this pale as in Palethorpes ex model is in the news again – OK we have it now she went to hospital the other day arriving as an EE Cup or some similar enhanced sized cup and left as an AA Cup! Dang if that is news it is time to sign off. But hey before we go let’s get some sausage for her to eat as she needs to put on weight!

MILF AA Cup Danielle Lloyd in Real Life Drama…

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Palethorpes – meaning – UK producer of cooked meat and pastry products and was particularly well known for its branded sausages

Rachel Hatton 28, a former Miss Warwickshire and a competitor running for the Miss Great Britain beauty title. Is accused in Northampton Court of two charges of false representation and one of fraud for falsely claiming housing benefit, council tax and income support and the fraud charge relates to a legal aid claim. The charges claim she received over £22,000 in benefits as a single parent while living with her partner.

Rachel Hatton was said at the time of the offences to have been living with Mr Nathaniel Simon.

Some people may remember the first 15 minutes of fame for Rachel Hatton were when she became the first divorcee to enter the Miss Great Britain competition. But this time around she may finish up with much more than fifteen minutes in the ‘Big House’ aka HMS Prison!

The court maintain that all of Rachel Hatton’s benefit claims were illegal. Ms Hatton maintains she is innocent and the court case continues…

Beauty Queen Rachel Hatton in £22,000 Benefits Scam…

Did you read the descriptor – ‘Demi Moore the latest Celeb Drug Abuse Victim’ – what ‘Victim’ my ass! This is yet one example of an aging spoilt plastic Hollywood never was, who cannot even control who enters and leaves the inside of her panties. So how can anyone expect her to have any control with the drugs she pops whether prescription or hard drugs, it is all the same the woman is out of control in fact she has never been in control!

It gets tiresome writing about the likes of Demi Moore as at best, all she deserves is to be ridiculed or maybe even more relative thrown on the scrapheap like what happened with her husband Ashton Kutcher (another loser but more on him some day soon) who gets fed up with pounding the silicone Hollywood train wreck of a woman.

One can imagine a typical day for Demi Moore get up look in the mirror – then spend the next three hours in the bathroom – exit the bathroom – look in the mirror – get the driver/chauffeur to take her to the beauty parlor for a series of Botox treatment – leave there after 4 hours – look in the mirror – go pill popping some place drink some coffee and have the meal of the day half a croissant – another two hours gone – look in the mirror – go home and retreat to the bathroom for another three hours – surface again – look in the mirror – go down the hair salon for two hours – exit – look in the mirror – Damn I am done writing about that silly bitch!

Demi Moore is no drug abuse victim she is a headcase!

Demi Moore the latest Celeb Drug Abuse Victim…

Hey to all folks in the UK this feature is for you, for decades in UK a typical Sunday for anything from four to eight million people was to read the now closed NoW – the much missed News of the World the glorious UK Sunday tabloid that echoed out loud who was screwing who – whether Celebs – Footballers – Politicians – Teachers – Nurses et al in fact everyone was fair game for the NoW – News of the World.

So let’s role play say today Sunday January 22, 2012 the headlines could well have been :-
Natasha Giggs Dons Specs to See EPL Sausage Clearly!

This WAG come wannabe reality star has been getting an awful lot of publicity in the UK tabloids of late but most of the press is big on hype and lacking in detail. What Joe Public need to know about Natasha Giggs is this :-

• Who was up inside her panties last night!

• Preferably a published image of the cocksman!

• Details confirming that Natasha Giggs prefers to suck on a large appendage in preference to an ice lolly!

• Why is Natasha Giggs wearing glasses these days what does she need to look at!

Now here is the kicker the NoW – News of the World would have covered all these details and more!

For those newbies to Natasha Giggs she was involved in an 8 year sausage piping affair with her husband Rhodri’s brother legendary Manchester United superstar Ryan Giggs who gave her miles of erectile sausage for more than 8 years

Oh for the return of the NoW – News of the World.

Alas we are left to read ‘The Observer’ who do not even know who Natasha Giggs is! Life is so unfair sometimes!

What Does Natasha Giggs Love to Suck on a Sunday Morning…

All women no cellulite and no silicone – how unique but hey folks have no fear Kelly Brook is one of the best 32 year old ‘Eye Candy’ you will find anywhere in the world.

Kelly Brook is simply sizzling HOT!

Here is what Kelly Brook has to say about her body – quote – “I can’t bear the fact that girls these days think you have to be thin to be beautiful and successful. I’m not thin. I don’t starve myself. I don’t look at my face and body and think I need surgery or a boob job or a bum lift.” – more – “It makes me very angry when women in the public eye talk about what work they’ve had done, because it makes other women feel devalued. ” – more – “They should just shut up about it.”

We have been checking out Kelly Brook in recent years and we can say that she just gets tastier and tastier and now is a divine 32 year old goddess.

The fashion shoot is for New Look and you can see Kelly Brook in :-
• Reddy to wear stockings and suspenders – as in sizzling hot red.
• Racy lacy spotted bra and briefs.
• Dreamy Creamy Undies!

There is steam coming out of this PC writing about Kelly Brook.

Kelly Brook her latest New Look Fashion Shoot…

Well what is going on Imogen Thomas has been doing a hot swimsuit shoot in Lanzarote, in the Canary Islands and from a guys point of view in all the images you see that is whole lot of woman there. Now is that because she was formerly a slave to sexual introductions delivered by EPL footballers naming one Ryan Giggs who has done a lot of ‘panty hustling’ with Imogen Thomas. We have to wonder how the body grows bigger is it due to more ‘podging’ with EPL footballers they all seem to like big asses and big frontages.

Once again back to the swimwear shoot in one set of images Imogen Thomas was bursting out of a hot black string bikini – Now we have to ask her body is immense, is this due to eating too much sausage or is it because she is addicted to EPL footballer Sausage Meat!

Question for our readers does Imogen Thomas love Sausage Meat!

Our survey on WAGS for what it is worth big cleavage and big derriere!

Do you all agree or do some EPL footballers like very slim WAGS too?

Imogen Thomas in a Hot Black String Bikini looks like a Big Girl…

Scottish businesswoman Michelle Mone pulls the plug on her 19 year marriage as she declares to husband ‘It’s all Ultimo over now!’ However who really cares there is 39 Million pound business empire to divvy up between Michelle Mone and her soon to be ex husband Michael. Gossip has it he did not like her modeling in bra and panties showcasing her own luxury lingerie brand Ultimo by MJM International. Reports are rife that Ms Mone recently lost six stone in weight then wanted to show off her slimmed down figure featuring Ultimo bra and panties. – more – Mr Michael Mone is said to be going through a difficult time because he is said to not like his wife to been seen in public wearing only Ultimo bra and panties!

Some men are just well – STRANGE!

What is even stranger is the news that Michael Mone will continue to work for Ultimo after the divorce – maybe that is so he can still bitch and ‘Mone’ about Michelle Mone modeling racy underwear by Ultimo!

The 40-year-old Michelle Mone mother-of-three built up the business after leaving school in Glasgow at the age of 15 and is now believed to be worth around £39million.

Michelle Mone says to Husband 19 Year Marriage is Ultimo! …

Hey guys and gals before you post any comments we are going to kick off this article by saying that one new celeb that has hit the headlines in 2011 is in our humble opinion almost unique amongst modern day celebrities she has both a body and a brain. She is Essex girl Amy Childs – here is what we know about her :-

Amy Childs – Ozami Tale of the Tape
• She is big in the region between the waist and the neck – Uh so what! That is a necessity if one is after good reviews in the UK tabloid ‘The Sun’ These days The Sun is the hallowed territory of the D Cup up like the E Cup the F Cup and like Lucy Collett the new Page 3 Idol the majestic G Cup! Girls have to have the ‘Cup’ says ‘The Sun’
• M/s Amy Childs rips off well when stripped down for sexy model poses – millions of guys and dudes rate Amy as hot ‘Eye Candy’
• Amy Childs is a ‘Bra Queen’ in 2011 exclusively for Tesco
• Amy Childs uses her brain to maximize her earning potential and has her own fashion range, sold exclusively on her website AmyChildsOfficial.Co.Uk/
• Amy Childs is savvy enough to have used her brains one more time and has her own High Street Beauty Salon.

Amy Childs Body and Brains Combo…

Ozami reports the news as it breaks out or in this case as it perks upwards like a fish gasping for air. We are gasping too as we have just opened today’s print of The Sun to find center stage the Page 3 honey the breathtaking redhead Lucy Collett has won the coveted Page 3 Idol competition.

The best upfront images of Lucy Collett are copyright protected so check them out in the sensational UK tabloid ‘The Sun’
Lucy Collett – Tale of the Tape
35 – 26 – 35
Cup Size G – err ‘Eh You What!’ gulp eek!
UK Size 12
Just 22 years old big enough to care and big enough to…
Come on boys check out Lucy Collett they say redheads are amazing in the sack!
If you know tell us your experiences.
Check out her ‘Chapel Hat Pegs’ in ‘The Sun’
Lucy Collett is the first redhead winner of the Page 3 Idol competition.

Lucy Collett Redhead with Frontage 2011 Winner of Page 3 Idol…

Well as 2011 heads for the archives of history. We look to 2012 and wonder which new celebs will take the media by storm. We all hope a new stunner like the divine ‘Pippa’ the derriere Pippa Middleton who took 2011 by storm when she was showcasing her awesome ass at the Royal Wedding!

The UK media and the daily tabloids will not let us down but we have to hope that someone special takes center stage, Because after all Jordan – Abbey Clancy and a few more are getting dull and boring. What the UK badly needs is a badass girl like they have in the States with the never dull Lindsay Lohan. Let’s see something new because there is only so much one can take of airheads strutting around with big tits and little else. One new Kate Moss look alike is needed and needed in 2012 at the latest.

Come on tabloids find that new one – quickly and don’t leave it up to The Sun as they cannot think past Page 3 and large breasts!

2012 New Year Celebs…

Abbey Clancy WAG and bed partner of ‘Long Tall Sally’ no that is wrong of ‘EPL Beanpole’ oops wrong again. Let’s try on more time wife of Stoke City footballer Peter Crouch! Phew we had to give that three tries yet that will still not be as many hookers that Crouch hooked up with in Madrid, earlier in the year. Anyway that is all BS the latest celeb news from the high IQ Crouch household is that the Mrs – meaning Abbey Clancy is in all the UK tabloids taking her kit off for Xmas and are we allowed to say this, she finished up wearing only skimpy panties!

My oh My the WAG is topless!

We mentioned the high IQ family as Mr Crouch’s head is very high off the ground.

Abbey Clancy Togs Off for Xmas…

Almost as soon as new Swedish model Julia Schneider has started to strut the major catwalks around the world. Comments have been made that the 15 year old is too thin, but herein lays the dichotomy facing the young aspiring model if she piles on the weight, she stands to be dropped by many of the leading fashion and model agencies. So basically she is in a no win situation she stays the same weight and is in constant demand to model, while at the same time having to deal with a barrage of comments about how rakish she looks!

Julia Schneider has a tough choice to make but our guess is she will want to get all the modeling assignments and endorsements she can.

What about this advice to Joe Public Julia Schneider is still only 15 years of age – so ‘Give Her a Chance!’

Julia Schneider – Elite Model Contest Winner

Is Julia Schneider New Top Elite Model too Thin…

Some stars and celebrities and last only slightly longer than an ordinary Joe who hits the spotlight for – ’15 minutes of fame’   Then every so often along comes a ‘Teak Hard Survivor’ like the sassy Lindsay Lohan. She breaks the law – goes to prison – defies the court judges – breaks probation – the negatives go on and on! But Lindsay Lohan keeps bouncing back against all the odds.

This week sees Lindsay Lohan showcasing her air brushed nude body all over the Playboy January 2012 magazine – her critics and there are many have said that her ‘Playboy debut falls flat’ really her upper body looked plump and ripe to me! We are fans of Lindsay Lohan because she is a trier. We see only one negative about her playboy feature that is we could not make out exactly the ‘Hair Style’ of her nether regions. But then again Playboy is for titillation not gloves off pornography!

But hey Lindsay! ‘When will you be going the extra yard from Playboy to a Van Nuys porn studio?’

Lindsay Lohan Showcasing in Playboy shows she is now ‘Miss Goody Two Shoes’…

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Goody Two Shoes – meaning – Belittling and insulting term for a person who won’t do anything that can be regarded as “wrong” or “immoral”. A male or female who perceives him/herself (or is believed to perceive him/herself) as morally superior – often also God-fearing and full-bloodedly American.  – more – (Disclaimer: Not very urban or very modern slang these days, though.) – Attribution to UrbanDictionary.Com

We all know 31 March is the day when women (and men alike) are celebrating the National Cleavage day and guys at Very Naughty Dates have prepared a fantastic surprise. They have searched long and hard to gather some of the best cleavages available on the popular dating site, whether we are talking about small, big, firm or flask breasts.

Does not matter what type of boobs you enjoy more, these pictures will fill anyone’s desires when it comes to gorgeous ladies’ breasts. Of course they have included the « Cleavage of the Day », what is a national day of cleavages without a favourite one?

Here is Amber, with an absolutely fantastic cleavage. Her description on Very Naughty Dates sounds quite exciting as well : « Hi, I’m married but work/live away from home during the week and I’m looking for fun with the right guy, no strings, just lots of sexy fun ! x ».

Amber has become a member of this site for Casual encounters and discreet relationships. According to her saying, she loves giving and receiving oral and mutual play as well.

Here are below other cleavages that will definitely make you want more, and this is exactly what you can find on Very Naughty Dates…

So? Would you know exactly what to choose from all these gorgeous ladies?

Have you ever wondered who are the most desirable women from all the world ? AskMen has just launched a top where they feature the 99 most desirable women, where celebrities leading the boards in the past have dropped a lot making room for surprising newcomers – all these after 5 million votes from AskMen’s readers.

This top features big names like Gisele Bundchen, Angelina Jolie or Beyonce, which ruled the tops for years, however things have changed a little for them and for the new-entries. Also, superstars like Jennifer Aniston and Pamela Anderson are nowhere to be found in this list while others like Eva Mendes and Kate Beckinsale have disappeared from Top 10 after having a stable place there for the last three years.

These being said, let’s take a look on Top 10 most desirable women of 2011 :

1.      Blake Lively – nominated for Favorite TV Drama Actress at 2011 People’s Choice Awards, the 23 year-old has grown to be from just a « Gossip Girl » to a real hot Hollywood movie star.

2.      Mila Kunis – well known from That 70’s Show and Meg Griffin’s voice from the Family Guy, Mila now has been nominated for Golden Globe Award and not only, thus becoming a good candidate for yet another feminine movie star

3.      Sofia Vergara – this hot Colombian actress, nominated as well for the Golden Globe, received a well-deserved place 3 in AskMen’s Top 99.

4.      Selita Ebanks – worked with famous designers like Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger and having worked in from fashion to television and music videos, Selita plans to hit the publishing world with a self-help book for ladies all over the world.

5.      Miranda Kerr – official replacement for Gisele Bundchen at Victoria’s Secret, Miranda is one of the best paid models in the world nowadays and the marriage with famous star Orlando Bloom was exactly what she needed to become a successful career and family woman.

Self-confident Rose is a pure poem exibition, every single photo of her tells more than a thousand words. Wrappend in beauty – it’s no real surprise to know that she normaly works as a personal trainer.

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Is she….is she peeing in the pool??

Cyber girl of the week for May ’06 week 3

Playing with bubbles
i wonder how she got that many bubbles ?

Cassia Riley Wowzers!

Stewie got me all confused
but anyways here are some Very Very nice holliday snap shots of a hot girl at the Pool

Originally Posted by st4lk3r b0y
why do I find myself saying….. yeah, right.

Huh ?

I found a few nice pictures of Marisa Miller’s latest photoshoot for GQ magazine

and i also cleaned up the thread at Ozami.net forum where more pictures of her are posted

Pics

Sharon Stone is trying to make a come back with Basic Instinct part two
she still looks hot for her age she is 39 isnt she ?

Perfect Valentines day gift girls washing your car

Nice Gallery of Tiffany Fallon started by Milky

Carmen Electra in Loaded (March 2006) Here

Veronica Zemanova
Awesome boobies yeahhhhhhhh

See More Buts at Ozami in this awesome thread created by Pete our very own Pirate

Poor Scarlett Johansson got groped by a gay guy at the GG awards

Here are some recent pictures from a photoshoot at Majorca

Nell McAndrew Gallery at Ozami
Vital statistics

Height 5’9″
Bust 32D
Waist 25″
Hips 36″
Eyes Green
Hair Blonde
Shoe Size 6
Dress Size 10

Dressing up like Lara Croft was her job between 1996 and 1997. Being the real life version of the character took her all over the world to promote Tomb Raider 3.

Keeley Hazell Gallery at Ozami.net

Aria Giovanni

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Conversation in little Milky’s house:
little Milky: Ahh, she looks so nice! Can we keep her ma?
Milky’s Mom: Well, I don’t know little Milky… You’d have to take care of her!
little Milky: I’ll take care of her! Please Ma!
Milky’s Dad: Yeah Ma! She’d be great to have around!
Milky’s Mom: I dunno…
little Milky: Please!!!
Milky’s Mom: Well, OK then. But feed her on time!
Suddenly little Milky grew up.
big Milky: Hell yeah!

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Aria’s Stats and Bio

Age: 26
Height: 5’6
Weight: 124 lbs
Measurements: 34D-25-35
Shoe Size: 8
Dress Size: 7
Birth Place: CA
Date of Birth: 11-03-77

Ovi finds her to be very hot
and i didnt even post all of her pictures
lololol

Oh my god, I need some fresh air

Ovi