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Did you read the descriptor – ‘Demi Moore the latest Celeb Drug Abuse Victim’ – what ‘Victim’ my ass! This is yet one example of an aging spoilt plastic Hollywood never was, who cannot even control who enters and leaves the inside of her panties. So how can anyone expect her to have any control with the drugs she pops whether prescription or hard drugs, it is all the same the woman is out of control in fact she has never been in control!

It gets tiresome writing about the likes of Demi Moore as at best, all she deserves is to be ridiculed or maybe even more relative thrown on the scrapheap like what happened with her husband Ashton Kutcher (another loser but more on him some day soon) who gets fed up with pounding the silicone Hollywood train wreck of a woman.

One can imagine a typical day for Demi Moore get up look in the mirror – then spend the next three hours in the bathroom – exit the bathroom – look in the mirror – get the driver/chauffeur to take her to the beauty parlor for a series of Botox treatment – leave there after 4 hours – look in the mirror – go pill popping some place drink some coffee and have the meal of the day half a croissant – another two hours gone – look in the mirror – go home and retreat to the bathroom for another three hours – surface again – look in the mirror – go down the hair salon for two hours – exit – look in the mirror – Damn I am done writing about that silly bitch!

Demi Moore is no drug abuse victim she is a headcase!

Demi Moore the latest Celeb Drug Abuse Victim…

Hey to all folks in the UK this feature is for you, for decades in UK a typical Sunday for anything from four to eight million people was to read the now closed NoW – the much missed News of the World the glorious UK Sunday tabloid that echoed out loud who was screwing who – whether Celebs – Footballers – Politicians – Teachers – Nurses et al in fact everyone was fair game for the NoW – News of the World.

So let’s role play say today Sunday January 22, 2012 the headlines could well have been :-
Natasha Giggs Dons Specs to See EPL Sausage Clearly!

This WAG come wannabe reality star has been getting an awful lot of publicity in the UK tabloids of late but most of the press is big on hype and lacking in detail. What Joe Public need to know about Natasha Giggs is this :-

• Who was up inside her panties last night!

• Preferably a published image of the cocksman!

• Details confirming that Natasha Giggs prefers to suck on a large appendage in preference to an ice lolly!

• Why is Natasha Giggs wearing glasses these days what does she need to look at!

Now here is the kicker the NoW – News of the World would have covered all these details and more!

For those newbies to Natasha Giggs she was involved in an 8 year sausage piping affair with her husband Rhodri’s brother legendary Manchester United superstar Ryan Giggs who gave her miles of erectile sausage for more than 8 years

Oh for the return of the NoW – News of the World.

Alas we are left to read ‘The Observer’ who do not even know who Natasha Giggs is! Life is so unfair sometimes!

What Does Natasha Giggs Love to Suck on a Sunday Morning…

All women no cellulite and no silicone – how unique but hey folks have no fear Kelly Brook is one of the best 32 year old ‘Eye Candy’ you will find anywhere in the world.

Kelly Brook is simply sizzling HOT!

Here is what Kelly Brook has to say about her body – quote – “I can’t bear the fact that girls these days think you have to be thin to be beautiful and successful. I’m not thin. I don’t starve myself. I don’t look at my face and body and think I need surgery or a boob job or a bum lift.” – more – “It makes me very angry when women in the public eye talk about what work they’ve had done, because it makes other women feel devalued. ” – more – “They should just shut up about it.”

We have been checking out Kelly Brook in recent years and we can say that she just gets tastier and tastier and now is a divine 32 year old goddess.

The fashion shoot is for New Look and you can see Kelly Brook in :-
• Reddy to wear stockings and suspenders – as in sizzling hot red.
• Racy lacy spotted bra and briefs.
• Dreamy Creamy Undies!

There is steam coming out of this PC writing about Kelly Brook.

Kelly Brook her latest New Look Fashion Shoot…

Well what is going on Imogen Thomas has been doing a hot swimsuit shoot in Lanzarote, in the Canary Islands and from a guys point of view in all the images you see that is whole lot of woman there. Now is that because she was formerly a slave to sexual introductions delivered by EPL footballers naming one Ryan Giggs who has done a lot of ‘panty hustling’ with Imogen Thomas. We have to wonder how the body grows bigger is it due to more ‘podging’ with EPL footballers they all seem to like big asses and big frontages.

Once again back to the swimwear shoot in one set of images Imogen Thomas was bursting out of a hot black string bikini – Now we have to ask her body is immense, is this due to eating too much sausage or is it because she is addicted to EPL footballer Sausage Meat!

Question for our readers does Imogen Thomas love Sausage Meat!

Our survey on WAGS for what it is worth big cleavage and big derriere!

Do you all agree or do some EPL footballers like very slim WAGS too?

Imogen Thomas in a Hot Black String Bikini looks like a Big Girl…

Scottish businesswoman Michelle Mone pulls the plug on her 19 year marriage as she declares to husband ‘It’s all Ultimo over now!’ However who really cares there is 39 Million pound business empire to divvy up between Michelle Mone and her soon to be ex husband Michael. Gossip has it he did not like her modeling in bra and panties showcasing her own luxury lingerie brand Ultimo by MJM International. Reports are rife that Ms Mone recently lost six stone in weight then wanted to show off her slimmed down figure featuring Ultimo bra and panties. – more – Mr Michael Mone is said to be going through a difficult time because he is said to not like his wife to been seen in public wearing only Ultimo bra and panties!

Some men are just well – STRANGE!

What is even stranger is the news that Michael Mone will continue to work for Ultimo after the divorce – maybe that is so he can still bitch and ‘Mone’ about Michelle Mone modeling racy underwear by Ultimo!

The 40-year-old Michelle Mone mother-of-three built up the business after leaving school in Glasgow at the age of 15 and is now believed to be worth around £39million.

Michelle Mone says to Husband 19 Year Marriage is Ultimo! …

Hey guys and gals before you post any comments we are going to kick off this article by saying that one new celeb that has hit the headlines in 2011 is in our humble opinion almost unique amongst modern day celebrities she has both a body and a brain. She is Essex girl Amy Childs – here is what we know about her :-

Amy Childs – Ozami Tale of the Tape
• She is big in the region between the waist and the neck – Uh so what! That is a necessity if one is after good reviews in the UK tabloid ‘The Sun’ These days The Sun is the hallowed territory of the D Cup up like the E Cup the F Cup and like Lucy Collett the new Page 3 Idol the majestic G Cup! Girls have to have the ‘Cup’ says ‘The Sun’
• M/s Amy Childs rips off well when stripped down for sexy model poses – millions of guys and dudes rate Amy as hot ‘Eye Candy’
• Amy Childs is a ‘Bra Queen’ in 2011 exclusively for Tesco
• Amy Childs uses her brain to maximize her earning potential and has her own fashion range, sold exclusively on her website AmyChildsOfficial.Co.Uk/
• Amy Childs is savvy enough to have used her brains one more time and has her own High Street Beauty Salon.

Amy Childs Body and Brains Combo…

Ozami reports the news as it breaks out or in this case as it perks upwards like a fish gasping for air. We are gasping too as we have just opened today’s print of The Sun to find center stage the Page 3 honey the breathtaking redhead Lucy Collett has won the coveted Page 3 Idol competition.

The best upfront images of Lucy Collett are copyright protected so check them out in the sensational UK tabloid ‘The Sun’
Lucy Collett – Tale of the Tape
35 – 26 – 35
Cup Size G – err ‘Eh You What!’ gulp eek!
UK Size 12
Just 22 years old big enough to care and big enough to…
Come on boys check out Lucy Collett they say redheads are amazing in the sack!
If you know tell us your experiences.
Check out her ‘Chapel Hat Pegs’ in ‘The Sun’
Lucy Collett is the first redhead winner of the Page 3 Idol competition.

Lucy Collett Redhead with Frontage 2011 Winner of Page 3 Idol…

Well as 2011 heads for the archives of history. We look to 2012 and wonder which new celebs will take the media by storm. We all hope a new stunner like the divine ‘Pippa’ the derriere Pippa Middleton who took 2011 by storm when she was showcasing her awesome ass at the Royal Wedding!

The UK media and the daily tabloids will not let us down but we have to hope that someone special takes center stage, Because after all Jordan – Abbey Clancy and a few more are getting dull and boring. What the UK badly needs is a badass girl like they have in the States with the never dull Lindsay Lohan. Let’s see something new because there is only so much one can take of airheads strutting around with big tits and little else. One new Kate Moss look alike is needed and needed in 2012 at the latest.

Come on tabloids find that new one – quickly and don’t leave it up to The Sun as they cannot think past Page 3 and large breasts!

2012 New Year Celebs…

Abbey Clancy WAG and bed partner of ‘Long Tall Sally’ no that is wrong of ‘EPL Beanpole’ oops wrong again. Let’s try on more time wife of Stoke City footballer Peter Crouch! Phew we had to give that three tries yet that will still not be as many hookers that Crouch hooked up with in Madrid, earlier in the year. Anyway that is all BS the latest celeb news from the high IQ Crouch household is that the Mrs – meaning Abbey Clancy is in all the UK tabloids taking her kit off for Xmas and are we allowed to say this, she finished up wearing only skimpy panties!

My oh My the WAG is topless!

We mentioned the high IQ family as Mr Crouch’s head is very high off the ground.

Abbey Clancy Togs Off for Xmas…

Almost as soon as new Swedish model Julia Schneider has started to strut the major catwalks around the world. Comments have been made that the 15 year old is too thin, but herein lays the dichotomy facing the young aspiring model if she piles on the weight, she stands to be dropped by many of the leading fashion and model agencies. So basically she is in a no win situation she stays the same weight and is in constant demand to model, while at the same time having to deal with a barrage of comments about how rakish she looks!

Julia Schneider has a tough choice to make but our guess is she will want to get all the modeling assignments and endorsements she can.

What about this advice to Joe Public Julia Schneider is still only 15 years of age – so ‘Give Her a Chance!’

Julia Schneider – Elite Model Contest Winner

Is Julia Schneider New Top Elite Model too Thin…

Some stars and celebrities and last only slightly longer than an ordinary Joe who hits the spotlight for – ’15 minutes of fame’   Then every so often along comes a ‘Teak Hard Survivor’ like the sassy Lindsay Lohan. She breaks the law – goes to prison – defies the court judges – breaks probation – the negatives go on and on! But Lindsay Lohan keeps bouncing back against all the odds.

This week sees Lindsay Lohan showcasing her air brushed nude body all over the Playboy January 2012 magazine – her critics and there are many have said that her ‘Playboy debut falls flat’ really her upper body looked plump and ripe to me! We are fans of Lindsay Lohan because she is a trier. We see only one negative about her playboy feature that is we could not make out exactly the ‘Hair Style’ of her nether regions. But then again Playboy is for titillation not gloves off pornography!

But hey Lindsay! ‘When will you be going the extra yard from Playboy to a Van Nuys porn studio?’

Lindsay Lohan Showcasing in Playboy shows she is now ‘Miss Goody Two Shoes’…

Legend

Goody Two Shoes – meaning – Belittling and insulting term for a person who won’t do anything that can be regarded as “wrong” or “immoral”. A male or female who perceives him/herself (or is believed to perceive him/herself) as morally superior – often also God-fearing and full-bloodedly American.  – more – (Disclaimer: Not very urban or very modern slang these days, though.) – Attribution to UrbanDictionary.Com

We all know 31 March is the day when women (and men alike) are celebrating the National Cleavage day and guys at Very Naughty Dates have prepared a fantastic surprise. They have searched long and hard to gather some of the best cleavages available on the popular dating site, whether we are talking about small, big, firm or flask breasts.

Does not matter what type of boobs you enjoy more, these pictures will fill anyone’s desires when it comes to gorgeous ladies’ breasts. Of course they have included the « Cleavage of the Day », what is a national day of cleavages without a favourite one?

Here is Amber, with an absolutely fantastic cleavage. Her description on Very Naughty Dates sounds quite exciting as well : « Hi, I’m married but work/live away from home during the week and I’m looking for fun with the right guy, no strings, just lots of sexy fun ! x ».

Amber has become a member of this site for Casual encounters and discreet relationships. According to her saying, she loves giving and receiving oral and mutual play as well.

Here are below other cleavages that will definitely make you want more, and this is exactly what you can find on Very Naughty Dates…

So? Would you know exactly what to choose from all these gorgeous ladies?

Have you ever wondered who are the most desirable women from all the world ? AskMen has just launched a top where they feature the 99 most desirable women, where celebrities leading the boards in the past have dropped a lot making room for surprising newcomers – all these after 5 million votes from AskMen’s readers.

This top features big names like Gisele Bundchen, Angelina Jolie or Beyonce, which ruled the tops for years, however things have changed a little for them and for the new-entries. Also, superstars like Jennifer Aniston and Pamela Anderson are nowhere to be found in this list while others like Eva Mendes and Kate Beckinsale have disappeared from Top 10 after having a stable place there for the last three years.

These being said, let’s take a look on Top 10 most desirable women of 2011 :

1.      Blake Lively – nominated for Favorite TV Drama Actress at 2011 People’s Choice Awards, the 23 year-old has grown to be from just a « Gossip Girl » to a real hot Hollywood movie star.

2.      Mila Kunis – well known from That 70’s Show and Meg Griffin’s voice from the Family Guy, Mila now has been nominated for Golden Globe Award and not only, thus becoming a good candidate for yet another feminine movie star

3.      Sofia Vergara – this hot Colombian actress, nominated as well for the Golden Globe, received a well-deserved place 3 in AskMen’s Top 99.

4.      Selita Ebanks – worked with famous designers like Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger and having worked in from fashion to television and music videos, Selita plans to hit the publishing world with a self-help book for ladies all over the world.

5.      Miranda Kerr – official replacement for Gisele Bundchen at Victoria’s Secret, Miranda is one of the best paid models in the world nowadays and the marriage with famous star Orlando Bloom was exactly what she needed to become a successful career and family woman.

Self-confident Rose is a pure poem exibition, every single photo of her tells more than a thousand words. Wrappend in beauty – it’s no real surprise to know that she normaly works as a personal trainer.

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Here she is in all her splendor from a spread in Playboy.
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Is she….is she peeing in the pool??

Cyber girl of the week for May ’06 week 3

Playing with bubbles
i wonder how she got that many bubbles ?

Cassia Riley Wowzers!

Stewie got me all confused
but anyways here are some Very Very nice holliday snap shots of a hot girl at the Pool

Originally Posted by st4lk3r b0y
why do I find myself saying….. yeah, right.

Huh ?

I found a few nice pictures of Marisa Miller’s latest photoshoot for GQ magazine

and i also cleaned up the thread at Ozami.net forum where more pictures of her are posted

Pics

Sharon Stone is trying to make a come back with Basic Instinct part two
she still looks hot for her age she is 39 isnt she ?

Perfect Valentines day gift girls washing your car

Nice Gallery of Tiffany Fallon started by Milky

Carmen Electra in Loaded (March 2006) Here

Veronica Zemanova
Awesome boobies yeahhhhhhhh

See More Buts at Ozami in this awesome thread created by Pete our very own Pirate

Poor Scarlett Johansson got groped by a gay guy at the GG awards

Here are some recent pictures from a photoshoot at Majorca

Nell McAndrew Gallery at Ozami
Vital statistics

Height 5’9″
Bust 32D
Waist 25″
Hips 36″
Eyes Green
Hair Blonde
Shoe Size 6
Dress Size 10

Dressing up like Lara Croft was her job between 1996 and 1997. Being the real life version of the character took her all over the world to promote Tomb Raider 3.

Keeley Hazell Gallery at Ozami.net

Aria Giovanni

Sydney

Jordan Calendar 2006

Conversation in little Milky’s house:
little Milky: Ahh, she looks so nice! Can we keep her ma?
Milky’s Mom: Well, I don’t know little Milky… You’d have to take care of her!
little Milky: I’ll take care of her! Please Ma!
Milky’s Dad: Yeah Ma! She’d be great to have around!
Milky’s Mom: I dunno…
little Milky: Please!!!
Milky’s Mom: Well, OK then. But feed her on time!
Suddenly little Milky grew up.
big Milky: Hell yeah!

Jenna Haze

Beautiful Black and White Images
of hunky guys and hot girls

Aria Giovanni
Aria’s Stats and Bio

Age: 26
Height: 5’6
Weight: 124 lbs
Measurements: 34D-25-35
Shoe Size: 8
Dress Size: 7
Birth Place: CA
Date of Birth: 11-03-77

Ovi finds her to be very hot
and i didnt even post all of her pictures
lololol

Oh my god, I need some fresh air

Ovi