Pregnant whore and celebrity escort and wannabe EPL WAG Jenny Thompson has had more penile injections than the capacity crowd at Old Trafford which is 75,000 plus! Phew take a deep breath!
But hey let’s keep the storyline on track an international circus company have approached cock eyed Jenny Thompson and want to sign her up as a Juggler in the Big Top! The circus representatives feel that bit of ball juggling will relax the expecting whore!
The circus as we understand from an unnamed source will be giving Jenny Thompson multi colored balls to juggle like :-
• Black Ball – To remind her of a black footballer for MCFC
• Pink Ball with a Syrup Logo – Bringing back fond memories of a tufted hair striker for MUFC
• White Ball with Dwarf Logo – This TV dwarf guy climbed on board too!
• Three Mixed Color Balls – Representing three strikers from TV Towie series all who got into flagrante delicto with Jenny Thompson.
There are more but too many to list…
The circus feel that the ball juggling will help Jenny Thompson remember who is to be the father to the beautiful baby she is expecting!
Her baby girl is due on Christmas Day! My oh my will it come down the chimney into this world! The operative word is ‘Chimney’ indicative of the size of the opening the baby will appear from! My goodness it is going to be a big hole of an occasion…
Pregnant Jenny Thompson Considering Offer as Juggler in Foreign Circus!…
NB – This report is 100% hearsay from our unnamed Circus source – hence the text herein has to be treated as 100% spoof as we have no way to verify any and/or all of the referenced text and/or data. Hence any names we use are for the spoof and the spoof alone bearing no reflection on real life reality under any and all circumstances…
Syrup – Cockney slang for hair wig and/or hair transplant – Attribution to Ozami.Net