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Hey, baby: Wig out if you want

We’re not crazy about Donald Trump’s comb-over.

And television newsman Sam Donaldson would be more attractive without the rug on his head.

Still, vanity is a human trait, and we’ve become accustomed to affectations by adults.

But are we ready for baby toupees?

No kidding.

A California-based Web site,babytoupee.com, is marketing hairpieces for little guys. The promotion lines urge consumers to “have fun with your babies” and “enjoy parenting.”

It’s all about the humor. For $24.99, you can order wigs such as the long curly “Lil Kim” or a scruffy-looking “the Donald.”

thanks to El Pirate

you wanted it

well we have it  : the video or pete’s explosive actions

Playboy Girls of MySpace

Jessica cont

PROVIDENCE, R.I. – Richard Hatch has been sent to a federal prison in Oklahoma as he serves a 51-month sentence for failing to pay taxes on the $1 million he won on the debut season of “Survivor.”

thats why i love summertime

its very very nice. no, shit uh huh Alison Angel

Here’s a pretty cool ass game.

Have fun – - –

“wsda”

READ THE INSTRUCTIONS YOU BUNCH OF KNUCKLE DRAGGERS

MarcusMaximus

we love vidaaaaaaaaaa

Here she is in all her splendor from a spread in Playboy.
thead started by El Pirate

Johnny Depp

Image of fat lady inside

By El pirate Pete

Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to you, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but don’t forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like…

Here

The former Speedo-loving Baywatcher was taken from his temporary West End digs–he’s in London working on some TV commercials–to St. Thomas Hospital to undergo an operation to repair the severed tendon.

Is she….is she peeing in the pool??

New Game
Easy enough…. simply post an avatar that you think would be suitable/usable by someone else on the forum….

I’ll start off with this one for….. TEABAGS!

Edit – Just to clarify…only post 1 avatar and recomend it for 1 person on the forum. Of course, you can come back and play as often as you like but try to post something that you think truly represents the person….

…..now where is that picture I had of a dumb-ass for el-p….(j/k)…

Did the New York Times Cross the Line Between a Free Press and Treason?

Liberal columnist Mort Kondracke echoed the sentiments of many Americans: The New York Times leaked information about a top secret banking operation, which was aimed at stopping terrorist financing and money transfers, because of their hatred for President George W. Bush.

President Bush implored the Times not to run their story, but the editors decided to disregard the presidential request. (One cannot help but wonder: If President Bill Clinton were our Commander-in-Chief today, would the editors at the New York Times comply with his request to kill the story? Most probably.)

Americans following the aftermath of the Times leak knew that part of the news story.

However, what most didn’t know was that the co-chairmen of the 9-11 Commission — Tom Keane and Lee Thompson — also contacted the New York Times and told them disclosure of the Treasury Department’s counterterrorism operation would hurt national security. The editors at the Times couldn’t care less and disregarded their plea, as well.

“In the past, I believe the New York Times got too close to the line separating honest journalism and betrayal. Now I think they crossed that line,” said a former intelligence officer who now works as an undercover detective for a large city police department.

“I also don’t believe someone from the [Treasury Department] leaked the information to the Times. I believe one of the lawmakers — either in the House or Senate — who opposes the war on terrorism leaked the information,” he added.

As yet, there are no comments emanating from Washingtion, DC regarding a full investigation of the leak. One source says he hopes the Justice Department assigns a special prosecutor to look into the case.

“We wasted millions of dollars on the so-called CIA leak case; how about investigating a serious leak that actually does impact [upon] US national security?” he added.

So far, the most vocal member of the Bush Administration regarding the New York Times and Los Angeles Times stories is Vice President Dick Cheney. “These [were] good, solid, sound programs. They [were] conducted in accordance with the laws of the land,” Cheney said.

“They are carried out in a manner that is fully consistent with the constitutional authority of the president,” Mr. Cheney said. He also said that he found it “offensive” that newspapers would publicize the secret program.

“What I find most disturbing about these stories is the fact that some in the media take it upon themselves to disclose vital national security programs, thereby making it more difficult for us to prevent future attacks against the American people,” Cheney said with obvious anger in his voice.

The New York Times stood by its coverage saying editors had judged after careful deliberations that releasing the information served the public’s interest. They didn’t explain in what way the disclosure of top secret information served the public interest, unless they include terrorists, our homegrown insurgents in congress, left-wing Stalinist groups, and your garden variety Bush-haters.

It’s been said before: Al-Qaeda and other terrorist groups don’t need to spend money on intelligence gathering and analysis. Members of the US news media are de-facto intelligence agents for them.

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st4lk3r b0y
posted on the Ozami Forum by st4lk3r b0y

and what she really looks like

ROFLMAO very bad

Cyber girl of the week for May ’06 week 3

Sex in Public imagine that

more pics here

New Game created by Joebert

I’m about to go to sleep & I thought of this, “why is joebert thinking about my momma when he’s going to sleep?” jokes aside, let’s see if we can whip up some fresh momma jokes.

Here’s one I was thinking of.

Your momma’s so dumb, she connected a garden hose from the exaust to the window & tried to commit suicide in her hydrogen powered car.

1. The size doesn’t count. Battery voltage does.

2. “Including the balls” is the only solution to the ultimate question: “How the F*** did he measure 8.2 inches (21 cm)?”

3. You woke up naked in a strange apartment, next to an empty vodka bottle and a web-cam? Hooray! Finally you will get some results when you google your name.

4. We are not claiming that it’s worth the effort, but you should know that fat guys try harder.

5. No, “Take out the garbage” doesn’t count as “dirty talking”.

6. It is cool to perform in diverse positions, but if god would have wanted you that way He would have created you as a paper clip.

7. If he insists on cumming on your face, goggles are a legitimate demand.

8. We have no problem with “doggy,” but what has “style” got to do with it?

9. Your boyfriend bought a red Speedo and started to grow a mustache? We hope that you are a friendly person, since you’re going to an orgy.

10. When you’re waiting for him in his T-shirt, it’s cute. But when he’s waiting for you in your T-shirt, it’s time to start worrying

ROFLMAO so true

An astounding September 11th gallery of over 5,000 photos encompassing all aspects and perspectives of this attrocious yet nonetheless historical tragedy. Many images on this 8 page spread have never before been seen, only recently released from private collections.

Playing with bubbles
i wonder how she got that many bubbles ?

the saga of how a funny Picture heats things up on the forum and turns into a political debate

Cassia Riley Wowzers!

Seriously hot and hubba hubba hubba baby

or how a thread where i post my holiday pics turns into yet another lets see boobs thread

Stewie got me all confused
but anyways here are some Very Very nice holliday snap shots of a hot girl at the Pool

Originally Posted by st4lk3r b0y
why do I find myself saying….. yeah, right.

Huh ?

i wonder what this Dude does for a living
i mean who would hire someone with a tattoo on his forehead
or other foreign objects sticking out

other pictures can be found here

February 19, 2006

It’s official, Yo Name is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Yo Name achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Yo Name remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Yo Name is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Yo Name was quoted as saying, “masturbation for me is a way of life. I’ve been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I’m happy with my performance today“.

I found a few nice pictures of Marisa Miller’s latest photoshoot for GQ magazine

and i also cleaned up the thread at Ozami.net forum where more pictures of her are posted

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – Thousands of sports shoes washed up onto a Dutch island Friday after a passing container ship lost part of its cargo, attracting hundreds of local residents anxious to find their size.

Nine containers from the Hamburg-bound ship drifted ashore on the island of Terschelling after an overnight storm, packed with shoes, aluminum briefcases, toys and hamburgers.

Most containers remained sealed, Dutch evening paper Het Parool reported, and police were guarding their contents, although they turned a blind eye to any locals selecting a few shoes.

The last good opportunity for beachcombing here was about 15 years ago, said local newspaper reporter Annemarie Brink.

“Then it was a case of toys, shirts and rain jackets. You’d still see islanders walking around in them years afterwards.”

Thats what being Dutch is all about
Having no shame about wearing shoes that washed up on the beach after last weeks heavy storm
i wonder how long it is going to take before i can get my hands on a pair
lololol

Pics

Sharon Stone is trying to make a come back with Basic Instinct part two
she still looks hot for her age she is 39 isnt she ?

Posted by kinglouie Senior Member and Amateur Poster at Ozami.net

Yeah Rightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt !!!!!!!!!!

Security footage has been leaked showing Dannii and friends and a stripper going full contact just beneath the camera. A source told Sky News:

“She wasn’t in a private booth or the VIP area, she was on the dance floor. I can’t believe how far they went. It was more like a porn film. There were hands and tongues everywhere – I thought it was going to turn into a full-on orgy!”

More pics Here

Perfect Valentines day gift girls washing your car

By Naomi Tajitsu
Tue Feb 7, 1:35 AM ET

TOKYO (Reuters) – “Welcome home, Master,” says the maid as she bows deeply, hands clasped in front of a starched pinafore worn over a short pink dress.
“When they address you as ‘Master’, the feeling you get is like a high,” says Koji Abei, a 20-year-old student having coffee with a friend at the Royal Milk Cafe and Aromacare.

“I’ve never felt that way before.”

oh boy something tells me this guy doesnt get laid much

Nice Gallery of Tiffany Fallon started by Milky

Carmen Electra in Loaded (March 2006) Here

or the dumbest
whichever way you look at it

Veronica Zemanova
Awesome boobies yeahhhhhhhh

Sundance Hot Tub

The Great Dutch Ice-Skating Marathon
Foreigners call it: ‘The Dutch Disease’.

If you combined the endurance demands of the New York Marathon with the grueling climate conditions of the Alaskan Iditarod, you’d get a sense of the Dutch ice-skating race called the Eleven Cities Tour.

Known as the Elfstedentocht in Dutch, the one-day tour is an obsession for its 16,000 participants and the millions more who follow it worldwide. The event is held in The Netherland’s northern province of Friesland but only in those years when the ice freezes over the 124-mile track of lakes and canals that makes up the route. The last tour took place January 4, 1997.
Now with this cold front comming from Russia
and the tempature starting to drop below zero our hears start to beat a little bit faster
the only thing we Dutch can think about with this freezing cold
is there going to be an Elfstedentocht this year
will it get cold enough for the canals to freeze over
Who knows
all i know is that the Eleven City Tour fever is starting to rise

This is what i would look like
ROFLMAO

Great find Milky

See More Buts at Ozami in this awesome thread created by Pete our very own Pirate

Poor Scarlett Johansson got groped by a gay guy at the GG awards

Mystery Man is trying to sell Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s sonogram on Ebay
the ultrasound is from Angelina around 4 or 5 months pregnant
Ebay already took this item down. No reasonwas given , but it isprobably a fake.

it is going to take me 29 hours to download but then its gonna be mine
all mine woooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooo

gawwwwwwwwwwd i wanna have boobs like that

Everyone needs the occasional unscheduled day of leisure. Here is how to get yours without raising suspicions at work

If you can, call your boss’s voice mail or send him an email rather than speaking with him or her directly. This avoids the possibility of questions and awkward advice that often trips up the caller.
If you do speak to someone in person, provide details. Avoid a comprehensive diagnosis like “I’ve got the flu”. If you describe symptoms such as congestion, coughing, fever, etc., the person is more likely to believe you. They’ll probably also decide to get off the phone as soon as possible.
A good modern way is to pre-write an SMS (text message) the night before. You can then wake up in the morning, send the SMS, then go straight back to sleep! This looks like you’ve made the effort to get up early (or been up all night vomiting!) and reduces the amount of “up time” if you’re after a good sleep in!
Make the phone call early in the morning if possible, when your voice is still rough with sleep. This will give you some added credibility.
For an added effect, bend over your toilet while pressing your forearm into your stomach so you begin to sound like your stomach is really being affected by whatever you are calling about. (Usually this would make you sound like you just finished vomiting.)

A Summit County jury convicted Excell Bradley, of Barberton, of domestic violence for throwing what the prosecutor called a large sex toy into the eye of a woman with whom he lived, NewsChannel5 reported.

Police said Bradley’s across-the-room toss of the sex toy caused enough damage to require six stitches to the woman’s eye.

While bleeding and with blurry vision, she called 911,

Looks like he got bitchslapped by his wife

January 11, 2006

“If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing.” – Benjamin Franklin

I just read a news story by Michael Ledeen titled “One Moment in Time” where he rather nonchalantly reports the passing of Osam Bin Laden. “….And, according to Iranians I trust, Osama bin Laden finally departed this world in mid-December. The al Qaeda leader died of kidney failure and was buried in Iran, where he had spent most of his time since the destruction of al Qaeda in Afghanistan. The Iranians who reported this note that this year’s message in conjunction with the Muslim Haj came from his number two, Ayman al-Zawahiri, for the first time…..” http://www.nationalreview.com/ledeen/ledeen200601090808.asp (( The first red flag in this report is “according to Iranians I trust…”))

No big deal, I guess. Seems maybe the world has lost interest in Bin Laden – no one seems hot on corroborating this juicy bit of info (yes, I am working on it) but I guess my real concern is that his death wasn’t even the subject of the article. Not really. It talks about Chinese theory and history and sequence of events as compared to moments in time.

“In short, both demography and geopolitics make this an age of revolution..”

Carpe Diem and all that – the real challenge of recognizing an important moment when it is upon you. Easier said then done, I think, but a valid point. I think it’s a good article, nonetheless.

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As my Grandfather, a farmer in the north panhandle of the great state of Texas, used to say…

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
* Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled.
* Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
* It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
* Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
* Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
* Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
* If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
* As you look forward to where you are going, always remember to take stock in where you are.

Rumor Squashed: Flaming Mouse Didn’t Start House Fire

FORT SUMNER, N.M. — A small -town rumor that sparked world -wide interest about a mouse burning down a house has been found to be untrue.

After 81-year-old Chano Mares’s house burned down Saturday in Fort Sumner, news services picked up the quirky story.
According to the initial report, Mares threw the critter in a pile of burning leaves near his home, but it ran back to the house on fire.
A local firefighter said the mouse ran to just beneath a window and the flames spread up the window and throughout the house.

All contents of the home were destroyed, but no one was injured

The mouse story, however, has been doused by Mares.
Capt. Jim Lyssy of the Fort Sumner Fire Department said the rumor probably got started because there was “a little too much excitement” at the time of the fire.

Here are some recent pictures from a photoshoot at Majorca

Nell McAndrew Gallery at Ozami
Vital statistics

Height 5’9″
Bust 32D
Waist 25″
Hips 36″
Eyes Green
Hair Blonde
Shoe Size 6
Dress Size 10

Dressing up like Lara Croft was her job between 1996 and 1997. Being the real life version of the character took her all over the world to promote Tomb Raider 3.

FORT SUMNER, N.M. – A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man’s house and set it on fire.
Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner said he caught the mouse inside his house and wanted to get rid of it.
“I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house,” Mares said from a motel room Saturday.

Keeley Hazell Gallery at Ozami.net

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – Dutch troops helping earthquake survivors in Pakistan have complained that while they are subject to an alcohol ban, Spanish and British soldiers laugh at their austerity and turn up drunk at their campfire.
“We were told before we arrived that alcohol was banned in this country or else very difficult to get hold of and we accepted this,” one soldier told the Dutch daily De Telegraaf.
“The Spanish drive around with cars full of Heineken … and the English laugh at us when they show up at our campfire drunk,” another Dutch soldier said.

Aria Giovanni

Chris Klein
Mugshot

Sydney

Hot Hunky Stripper

Jordan Calendar 2006

Spoof posters depicting Britain’s Queen Elizabeth having sex with the U.S. and French presidents that are displayed across Vienna are causing embarrassment just days ahead of Austria’s taking over the EU presidency.

Best job ever

Busy day today the lil monsters came down with yet another cold so we had to take them back to the doctor
now taking two tiny todlers to the doc is like me packing up and going away for the weekend
can you believe all the stuff they need like bottles diapers toy’s spare clothes sandwiches candy cookies and most importantly enough juice
we arived at the doc’s only 15 minutes late but no one really noticed untill the monsters started to tear down the waiting room
eventually the doctors assistent had to lock us up in the waiting room because the kids made to much noise

we went into the docs office
she listend to both girls lungs and looked in their ears
she said number one was getting better
but that number two had a slight ear infection and fluids in her lungs
poor little girl image how crappy she must feel being that ill
so doc started her on antibiotics and i hope she will be feeling better soon
and i also hope all the pucking will be over soon
Because good lord at the huge amounts of clothes they go trough during a day
the amounts of food they eat
all the dishes from one day that are pilling up in the sink
Dirty fingerprints everywhere and fingers coverd with snot wiped on your clothes

after that we went to the supermarket to stock up on foods in case we get snowed in
then we hurried back home and put the kids to bed
then i passed out

Britney Spears’ Husband Launches Web Site
12/27/2005 3:00 PM, AP
Associated Press

Kevin Federline, aspiring rapper and husband of Britney Spears, has unveiled his own Web site.
Federline, whose new hip-hop album, “The Truth,” is due out in 2006, appears to expect big things in the coming year.
The Web site begins with an introduction of Federline rapping, “Keep messin’ with my family and you’re through,” played over various tabloid articles about the couple. (Spears has sued Us Weekly for $20 million, charging the celebrity magazine published a false story reporting that she and Federline had made a sex tape and were worried about its release.)
Eventually, the screen dissipates to announce: “Now that I have your full attention, never judge a book by its cover.” This is followed by, “I’m coming … 2006.”

Poor Kev is trying to make a statement or something and show the world that he is his own person and not Britney’s sock puppet .
I wonder how much Britney had to pay to get Kev this website
he seems to be very good at spending her money

Happy Friggin’ New Year
December 27, 2005

Hello, it’s me Marcus Maximus. How ya doing?? Did ya have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, or a righteous Kwanza? (Did I spell those right?) – - Me?? Well, since you asked – - I woke up Christmas morning with the mother of all migraine headaches. Yes – It was a living hell. Spent most of the day in bed, nursing my head, wishing I was dead – - you get the picture. Did eventually get my sorry ass up and (with plenty of drugs) greeted all the people I had invited over to the Maximus household with a bright and cheery face.

I have often thought that BLOGS were the epitome of self indulgence – the end all – be all of self-absorption. Be that as it may, I just couldn’t let Teabags, Milky and the others run away, screaming incoherently down the hallways of the internet, over turning trash cans, banging on drums, pissing off the neighbors, and making a nuisance of themselves (especially Tea – as that we all know what a crazy mixed up women she can be). Of course, I only say this with the utmost respect and affection towards all my Ozamian friends.

So all last week, and this week too, the media has been pumping us with the year in review – and what a crazy, F’d-up year it has been, eh? Disasters, War, Pestilence, Famine, and Michael Jackson? All the crazy bullshit we have been inundated with for the past twelve months has, at least by my calendar, come to an end. Isn’t that convenient? With the magical tick-tock of the clock we will usher in a new year and do our damn best to forget the year before. Clean slate, fresh start, new beginning – - Hooo Aaahhh!! It’s the end of the world as we know it – and I feel fine. Yes-sir-ee Bob, I do – I do – I do.

And you know who’s glad this year is over? George Bush.

No shit.

Wouldn’t you hate to be that poor bastard? Don’t get me wrong – I voted for the guy, I supported the guy, and still do – - but every damn thing that has gone wrong, in the entire world, has been blamed on him. I mean, you’d think the dude was God or something. Tsunami? That was Bush’s fault – he invented Global Warming, you know, which caused the ice caps to melt, which caused more water in the ocean, causing greater pressure on the Teutonic plates, which shifted under the heavy weight of the ocean, which caused the Tsunami, which caused 200 thousand (+) deaths – and it was Dubya’s fault. Same thing with Katrina. Don’t ya know? Kanye West – a very wise man indeed- said George Bush hates black people – so it MUST be true. What is it that Kanye does for a living? Something very profound – I am sure.

And the War in Iraq? No weapons of mass destruction (WMDs)? Ask Syria where Sadam’s WMDs went – they know the deal. Insurgents? Better there than here, I say. You’d think that Al Queda would eventually run out of people wanting to blow themselves up. I mean, there’s got to be only a finite number of people willing to strap on a bomb and go for a walk, eh? Nope – revenge and martyrs walk hand in hand because the Middle East is one seriously dysfunctional land. And let’s not forget who the real mover and shaker in the Middle East was/is – Iran. Those guys are nuts, hate our guts, AND they have WMDs.

Gas prices? You know, if you cut George Bush – he bleeds oil – - so you know that high gas prices are his fault too.

But you know who made out like bandits in 2005? The democrats. Don’t kid yourself – - the Democrats are VERY glad to have lost the 2004 election. Why? Hell, with John Kerry in office can you imagine the mess the Dems would be in? All this anti-war rhetoric would be falling on Kerry’s shoulders like a ton of bricks. And would the war be over right now? Nope. Would our troops be coming home? Nope. And that krazy ass momma, Cindy Sheehan, would still be pitching a bitch and whining about the war and Kerry would just say –“well, we’re are committed to bringing peace to the region, so we can’t leave just yet…” And then pile on everything else that happened in 2005?? Yeah – them Dems are really glad they lost that election – a serious blessing in disguise.

Yeah – 2005 sucked.

The only good thing to come out of 2005 was Ozami.com. But that goes without saying, right?

Well, here’s to 2005 – raise your glass and say a prayer – and shake your ass like you just don’t care!!

I’ll see ya’ll next year.

Max

Saddam Hussein and Mel Gibson..Long Lost Brothers

Lets say one day you wake up and you decide to go online
and surf the web
after flicking trough some web sites you come across these pictures of saddam and Mell
you start to put two and two togheter and it hits you Saddam and Mel are long lost brothers
Thank heavens for da internet so you can share these thoughts and pictures with the rest of the world

if you think the pictures posted at that site are funny scroll down and read the comments posted in response
very very very funny
specially Suck he is my new hero now

suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A WHALES PEEPEE WITH KETCHUP
Micheal Jackson Posts On December 24, 2005 : Go back to the bed… i’ll let you see my special place if i can see yours
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A DOLPHINS PEEPEE WITH MAYO
Micheal Jackson Posts On December 24, 2005 : I heard dolphins were as smart as little boys…mmm…i like your idea SUCK
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A LIZARDS PEEPEE WITH MUSTARD
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A SCORPIONS PEEPEE WITH SEAFOOD SAUCE
Goku Posts On December 24, 2005 : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… I’M A SUPER SAYIAN NOW… AND NOW I
SHALL CONTINUE TO SCREAM… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A TYRANASAURUS REXES PEEPEE WITH VINAGAR
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A CRABS PEEPEE WITH PICKLE JUICE
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : SUCK A POLAR BEARS PEEPEE WITH WHIPPING CREAM
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A DEERS PEEPEE WITH HOT SAUCE
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A OSTRAGES PEEPEE WITH A1 STEAK SAUCE

I visited Teas private blog which can be found here: http://teabagstitties.blogspot.com/ , i saw several cool boobies, I wonder which pair was Tea’s, I guessed this Tea’s

but she said I am wrong, she however gave me a clue, she said the is a picture of her boobies on Ozami Forums, does anyone know where I can find them?

I am not searching for Teas boobies for voyeuristic reasons, just want to see them so that should Ozami ever start paying admins and Mods, I will know whether to pay Tea with silicon implants or cash

At Wall Mart you can get almost anything except meal breaks
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – Wal-Mart Stores Inc. must pay $172 million in damages and compensation to about 116,000 current and former employees for denying meal breaks, a California jury ruled on Thursday.

Pete has one great love in his life
BOOBIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS lollolol
as you can see in these early pictures of him

Super sexy surf god Kelly Slater who is going out with Giselle Bundchen

Beautiful Black and White Images
of hunky guys and hot girls

Milky have you heard anything about this ?
Girlpower way to go

Zagreb – Women in a Croatian village have taken power from men in local elections, claiming their male counterparts are “lazy”.

After their victory, the women of Lozisca, a village on the island of Brac, said they would allow “men back into our beds, but never back into politics”.

Women won all seven seats on the local council after realising that they were fed up of seeing men doing nothing for their community.

One of the seven women who was elected to serve on the local council, Merica Bogdan, said: “The time has come for women to rule.

“We were not satisfied with the work the men did for the community and we launched a campaign to take political power and do something good for Lozisca.

“Men will never have power here again. We have agreed to let our men be in our beds, but never in politics again.”

Bogdan said that in spite of having a miniscule budget, the all-female council had already set up a municipal cleaning service, erected and decorated a Christmas tree in the village square and started a project to restore the spire on the village church.

Lozisca male residents have conceded that the women’s efforts since their election have been impressive.

Tonko Valerijev, whose wife Helena is the new head of the local council, said: “They are a lot more persistent in their work than their predecessors. Frankly, they’re doing a great job.” – Ananova.com

Aria Giovanni
Aria’s Stats and Bio

Age: 26
Height: 5’6
Weight: 124 lbs
Measurements: 34D-25-35
Shoe Size: 8
Dress Size: 7
Birth Place: CA
Date of Birth: 11-03-77

Ovi finds her to be very hot
and i didnt even post all of her pictures
lololol

Oh my god, I need some fresh air

Ovi

nothing much to say about myself
i’m a chick and i have boobs (pics are posted at Ozami somewhere)

my sis showed up on my doorstep last week with her two lil girls and she is living with me at the moment
two lil angel monsters
so there goes my wonderfull happy go lucky singleton life i was living
right now number two is sleeping and number one is laying on the couch watching pipi longstocking
who knows for how long until they wake up and go back to destroying my apartment
aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh

lol

ps. number one pucked down my sweater yesterday
that was my christmas lolololol

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Ummm, what can I say about myself, ummmm, I think I am too boring for anyone to be interested in me but I am having fun blogging