Lady Gaga. Kind of a strange chick. My wife decided to by her last CD – you know the one with the song “poker face” and something about wanting to ride your disco stick? Yeah, that one. I listened to her – she’s not too bad, I suppose. Her looks remind me of Cher. Remember Cher? Holy Shit do I remember Cher. She was very – ethnic looking and awfully damn sexy. And Lady Gaga seems to share those qualities, too (I guess). But, evidently, Gaga was filmed dancing on stage and it sparked rumors across celebrity gossip websites that she is (du du duuuunnnhhh) a hermaphrodite.
Hollyscoop.com reports there’s a rumor spreading like wildfire on the internet that Lady Gaga has both male and female reproductive parts and she’s reportedly even addressed it in the past.
”It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female,” she reportedly wrote in a blog back in December 2008. “I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot.” And you have a dick. How many multi-gendered people do we have in the world? Actually -The term “intersex” has been used and preferred by many such individuals, encouraging medical professionals to use the term.
Lady Gaga raised eyebrows during the Glastonbury festival in England when the footage of her was shot and has since hit YouTube.
But Lady Gaga’s manager has told media outlets including ABCnews.com that the rumors of her being a hermaphrodite were “ridiculous.”
There are roughly 307 million people in the United States, 50 million of which do not have health care. That’s roughly 16.4% of the population. Does it strike you odd that the rest of the United States, 83.6% of us, are not real interested in giving up our standard of health care? The main problem is, they cannot afford to raise the healthcare of the 16.4% to the same level of care that the 86.3% have, and so – they plan to lower the playing field so that everybody gets crappy healthcare. And of course the 86.3% get to pay for it. As if we don’t pay enough for healthcare as it is. We’re not too happy about that and we are letting our voices be heard as Congress takes their summertime break. Townhall meetings across the US are showing a lot of pissed off people. I will tentatively agree that something must be done to bring healthcare prices down, but I whole heartedly believe that Obamacare is simply NOT the answer.
What the answer is - I don’t know – Wouldn’t even PRETEND to know – but I do know that a government run healthcare system as broad and as far reaching as this plan is just one step closer to socialism.
Nude photographs of “Twilight” star Ashley Greene have hit the Internet — and the actress’s attorney has a warning: post them and you’ll likely get sued. “The photos in question, which appear to be of our client, are illegal and are being unlawfully displayed,” Greene’s lawyer said in a statement. “Our client intends to take legal action.” Greene, 22, appeared Sunday at the Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles, California, where she picked up the Choice Fresh Face Female award. In total, “Twilight” netted 11 trophies at the awards show. The actress is the latest starlet involved in a nude photo scandal. Recently, Leighton Meester denied the existence of a long-rumored sex tape. And in 2007, naked photos of Vanessa Hudgens surfaced online, forcing the actress to apologize to her fans. Now, not that I wouldn’t want to see young Ashley with no clothes – I don’t want anybody posting those pics here – - (you can post links, though )
So we have a new member here at Ozami: Veni Vidi Vici – A renaissance man – wears make-up and chases deer and elk through the woods with sharp pointy sticks. Yep, you guessed it – He’s (probably) Canadian. No way, eh? Be sure to drop him a line or two in the forums - – he seems to be buying everybody beer – which means he is either Canadian or a Politician.
Which brings me to this joke:
An American, a Scot and a Canuk (American slang for a Canadian) were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.
“Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth.”
He continued, “So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here.”
“That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other two?”
“Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his.”