UKBF – The UK Border Force has seized a major cache of Cocaine at Accra Airport, Ghana

The breaking news confirms that the cocaine was hidden inside a large consignment of Children’s Lollies. The cocaine was estimated to be worth a value of £200,000 when traded on narcotics markets in Britain, the drug dealers planned to send the cocaine to London

Official Report by UKBF – The UK Border Force – quote – Pure cocaine placed inside children’s lollies as smugglers try to bring £200,000 of the drug into Britain

•    Suitcase full of lollipops stuffed with cocaine found in suitcase in Ghana
•    Sweets could have killed someone if eaten by mistake
•    British border force officers are based in West Africa to combat smuggling

It may look like an innocent children’s sweet, but this lollipop contains a potentially lethal secret – it is stuffed with cocaine.

The sweet is part of an illicit haul seized by UK Border Force (UKBF) officers bound for the UK at Accra airport in Ghana.

Smugglers had stashed around £200,000 worth of the drug inside bags of the lollipops which were found in a suitcase.

The Class A drug was then found when the lollipops were cut open. – Attribution to UKBF – The UK Border Force

A 29 Year old man was arrested for questioning leading to possible prosecution he is a Ghanaian national.

Another Breaking News – quote -

The seizure was made by the Ghanaian authorities working with British officers from UKBF’s Operation Westbridge team and the Serious Organised Crime Agency on Tuesday September 11.

The seizure weighed around four kilos, half of which is believed to have been high-purity cocaine.

Home Office minister Mark Harper said: ‘Disguising a deadly drug as a harmless bag of children’s sweets shows the depths people sink to in order to smuggle drugs.

‘The international drug trade is a vile business that Border Force officers play a key part in disrupting.’

UKBF officers have been based in Ghana since 2006 in a bid to prevent gangs smuggling illegal drugs through the country into the UK.

Around 860 kilos of cocaine and 323 kilos of heroin have been seized by them during that time – while 170 drug couriers have been arrested.

UKBF customs director Tom Dowdall said the drugs hidden in the lollipops, would almost certainly be fatal if eaten, which, he said makes ‘this smuggling attempt all the more shocking and dangerous.’ – Attribution to The Daily Mail UK.

From information in the reports looks like the UKBF – The UK Border Force are doing a very good job in quelling the trading of cocaine in a very dangerous criminal environment.

Ghana Cocaine Cache Found in Children’s Lollies…

Legend

UKBF – meaning – The UK Border Force is a part of the Home Office, responsible for frontline operations at air, sea and rail ports. – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

Wow we have just had a representative in the studio from UK Online Dating Site ‘Very Naughty’ and they have been inundated with exciting new lady members called Swofties. These ladies are not your run of the mill over fifties – married – settled and stable. No sir these trendy girls  have shed the man in their life and are free mobile and flexible. They are fashion conscious while at the same time prone to acting and behaving as though still in their twenties.

So why are they joining the UK Online Dating Site ‘Very Naughty’ when they are not on the lookout for a man, that is easy to explain they are after sex and they know they can find all the sex they need and more on ‘Very Naughty!’

But hey for all these Swofties joining an online dating site is a plus as the girls are often very special and often have lots of class – so having Swofties who are over fifty years old and on the lookout for fun and entertainment is just fine as men are always up for a bit of totty with a touch of class.

So a hearty welcome goes out to all the Swofties who are on the prowl looking for that bit extra from NSA Sex!

UK Online Dating Site ‘Very Naughty’ is Inundated with New Swofties over 50!

Very Naughty Profile – meaning – Join Very Naughty adult sex dating site free of charge. Search or browse profiles of sexy women looking for men, discreet NSA casual dating and fun. – Attribution to VeryNaughty.Co.Uk

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Swofties – meaning – Single women over 50 – Independent – Financially Stable – Not Looking for a lifetime partner – trendy dressers – physically fit and in the main very sexy  – Cougars over 50 – Attribution to Ozami.Net

Pregnant whore and celebrity escort and wannabe EPL WAG Jenny Thompson has had more penile injections than the capacity crowd at Old Trafford which is 75,000 plus! Phew take a deep breath!

But hey let’s keep the storyline on track an international circus company have approached cock eyed Jenny Thompson and want to sign her up as a Juggler in the Big Top! The circus representatives feel that bit of ball juggling will relax the expecting whore!

The circus as we understand from an unnamed source will be giving Jenny Thompson multi colored balls to juggle like :-

•    Black Ball – To remind her of a black footballer for MCFC

•    Pink Ball with a Syrup Logo – Bringing back fond memories of a tufted hair striker for MUFC

•    White Ball with Dwarf Logo – This TV dwarf guy climbed on board too!

•    Three Mixed Color Balls – Representing three strikers from TV Towie series all who got into flagrante delicto with Jenny Thompson.

There are more but too many to list…

The circus feel that the ball juggling will help Jenny Thompson remember who is to be the father to the beautiful baby she is expecting!

Her baby girl is due on Christmas Day! My oh my will it come down the chimney into this world! The operative word is ‘Chimney’ indicative of the size of the opening the baby will appear from! My goodness it is going to be a big hole of an occasion…

Pregnant Jenny Thompson Considering Offer as Juggler in Foreign Circus!…

NB – This report is 100% hearsay from our unnamed Circus source – hence the text herein has to be treated as 100% spoof as we have no way to verify any and/or all of the referenced text and/or data. Hence any names we use are for the spoof and the spoof alone bearing no reflection on real life reality under any and all circumstances…

Legend

Syrup – Cockney  slang for hair wig and/or hair transplant – Attribution to Ozami.Net

So the deal was done the cheapskate French Celeb Magazine Closer released some topless pictures of Kate Middleton. Up went the magazine sales – the website went manic on viral and in rolled the money to line the coffers of French Celeb Magazine Closer.

Three words to say :-

OUT OF ORDER!

But no amount of complaining will change society worldwide wherein all that matters to the majority is – how much money will it make -  and how will I or the company I represent make out of the deal!

The answer to that question in the case of French Celeb Magazine Closer is lots they have now completed the first release batch of topless pictures of Kate Middleton. Now they will back off for a while deal with all legal issues piling in – then they will get fined a nominal amount which is chunk change as per French law.

Then wait for it – this comes next – the French Celeb Magazine Closer will then release a second batch of topless pictures of Kate Middleton, that they have stockpiled as they planned ahead for round two of this tawdry and lowlife way of making money using private pictures of a very accomplished and beautiful young lady the Duchess of Cambridge

Topless Images Background Profile
LA Tines attribution clip

Topless photos of Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, taken with a long lens last week as the couple vacationed at a royal relative’s secluded home in Provence, France, are  earning the French magazine that published them a royal lawsuit.

St. James’s Palace said Friday in a statement that “legal proceedings for breach of privacy have been commenced today in France” by the royal couple.

Kate and Prince William were told about the pictures over breakfast before visiting a mosque in Malaysia, where they’re on tour. A source told ABC News that they were initially “saddened” but then became shocked and angry.

“The photos we selected are by no means degrading,” the editor of Closer France said in French in a statement, also clarifying that that decision to run the pics had nothing to do with the UK incarnation of Closer magazine. “They show a young couple on vacation.” – Attribution to The Los Angeles Times

The French UK and USA Press Will Publish Anything as Long as it Makes Money…

I suppose this stunning news was just busting to get out into the public arena a montage of pictures of Kate Middleton topless while on  holiday at Chateau d’Autet in Luberon France.

Here are some of the sensational comments that are going to be showcased along with topless pics of Kate Middleton in today’s edition release of French Celeb Magazine Closer

•    “See incredible pictures of the future Queen of England as you’ve never seen her… and as you will never see her again!”

•    “Oh my God! The photos that will go around the world.”

•    .” The intimate snaps are said to show William and Kate, both 30, rubbing sun cream on their bodies in 30°C heat by the pool.

•   “Kate was perfecting her tan. And to avoid streaky tan marks, she took off her bathing suit.”

Prince William and Kate Middleton spent nearly a week at the magnificent Chateau d’Autet in Luberon, a secluded, picturesque hunting lodge owned by the Queen’s nephew Viscount Linley.

The world and the British public have no desire to see these very private and personal pictures and we here at Ozami.Net hope and trust that someone will be able to step in at the eleventh hour and get these pictures erased and deleted from all easy public viewing platforms and from all magazine and newspaper publishers who will be pitching these pictures for only two reasons money and more money!

This lady Kate Middleton is not Kim Kardashian and the like et al who thrive on publishing sleaze and porn. Do the press not get it Kate Middleton is married to Prince William likely heir to the beloved Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain – do you get it now press Kate Middleton is not a tramp who wants to be seen on Big Brother and the like!

French Celeb Mag Closer to publish Topless Pics of Kate Middleton at Chateau d’Autet in Luberon…

We have done some media surfing to see who is making the news on Ozami.Net Rubrics of the Day – September 13 – 2012
Here are some brief news clips :-

•    Libya Attack
US to investigate Benghazi assault
Protests have been held in Benghazi condemning the attack
The US is investigating whether the attack in Libya that killed the US ambassador and several other people was planned in advance, officials say. – Attribution to BBC.Co.Uk

•    BAE to be world Top Gun
£60billion merger with EADS -  Attribution to TheSun.Co.Uk

•    Hillsborough: prosecutions likely over ‘the biggest cover-up in history’
The Hillsborough stadium disaster led to the “the biggest cover-up in history”, it has been claimed as a new report disclosed the extent to which police doctored statements and tried to blame innocent fans.

Prosecutions for manslaughter and perverting the course of justice against public bodies and officials could be considered while the discredited inquests into the 96 deaths are almost certain to be re-opened. There are also calls for a fresh public inquiry to question those involved. -  Attribution to Telegraph.Co.Uk

•    Here it is! Apple unveils TALLER and THINNER iPhone 5 made of glass which comes with new panoramic camera feature
•    iPhone 5 comes with 4″ screen, with a front and back made entirely from glass and aluminium
•    8MP camera can stitch images together for stunning panoramic images
•    New software replaces Google’s maps with Apple’s own
•    Mobile broadband will be super-fast due to ’4G’ antenna
•    Controversial new ‘docking connector’ rumours confirmed, making older accessories obsolete without adapter
•    New range of iPods also announced -  Attribution to DailyMail.Co.Uk

Our business is to bring you news via the best delivery door and today that means the attribution news door takes center stage…

Ozami.Net Rubrics of the Day – September 13 – 2012…

86 New Words in 2012 Collins Dictionary and dare we say some are already played out and old hat. Like the overhyped ‘Mummy Porn’ from the book that got lucky for some obscure reasons and went viral with record sales of ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ by EL James the book that prophesized was going to teach the world about sex and bondage only for the reader to find out that EL James was so confused about what she was writing about that it became apparent that in reality she knew next to nothing about ‘Mummy Porn’

But luck was in for the mentally challenged EL James the sales rocketed and she banked millions of pounds. Which is great for her considering she would not know ‘Mummy Porn’ even if it hit her in the face!

More new words in 2012 Collins Dictionary :-

•    Floordrobe – meaning -  a pile of clothes left on the floor of a room.

•    Amazeballs – meaning -  a slang word for giving approval to something.

•    Frenemy – meaning – a person who is considered as both a friend and a rival.

•    Shabby Chic  – meaning – a style of interior design that uses worn or distressed furnishings to achieve a “romantic effect”.

•    Tiger Mother – meaning – a very strict mother who demands that her children reach a high level of achievement.

•    Locog – meaning – London Organising Committee of the Olympic and Paralympic Games.

•    BBM – meaning -  BlackBerry Messenger.

•    Marra  – meaning -  a northern English word for “mate”.

Plenty more but these few caught our eye!

Back to the word at the top under the rubric ‘Mummy Porn’ must be the sexiest  thing that has ever to EL James as for sure she has never experienced sex with a Mummy! The mind boggles but hey thanks goes to 2012 Collins Dictionary for including that loser of a word

86 New Words in 2012 Collins Dictionary…

So now we know what drives and excites on UK TV as co presenters Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield interviewed New Yorker Jonah Falcon, the TV hosts got giggly and excited about Mr Falcon’s huge Johnson aka Penis reputed to be the biggest in the world at :-

•    9 Inches when off duty

•    13.5 Inches when upright and erect ready to spit and spurt into action on order

Now both Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield obviously could not ask Mr Jonah Falcon to lob his schlong out onto the TV interview table! So they had built a life sized model of Jonah Falcon in the TV studio with his flaccid ‘All White Love Muscle’ hanging down there at an impressive 9 inches of penile traction. But the upshot of the interview is that both Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield seemed to be mesmerized by Mr Jonah Falcon and his enormous gigantic appendage. In fact the TV hosts seemed set on getting the TV audience impaled on the end of a story that the more they talked about it the bigger and angrier it seemed to become and it is a good job there was a commercial break as it looked for second that the show was going to erupt into a spunky ending…

Thanks to the cameramen we were spared from what could have been a very embarrassing situation especially for those who know all about semen!

•    Jonah Falcon man with the world’s biggest penis

•    Maior pênis do mundo as they say in Spanish

Holly Willoughby Penis Faux Pas Huge Open Mouthed Problem…

Legend

Faux Pas – meaning – An embarrassing or tactless act or remark in a social situation – a gaffe – blunder – error – there was absolutely no need for titillation when addressing a subject wherein the more you praise it and suck up to it – the bigger and longer it gets! – Attribution to Ozami.Net

Some celeb and gossip news is boring, most is just common or garden trash talk. But we are not finished yet we have the ridiculous a classic recent example is the noise that the UK gutter press published on Prince Harry in LV – Las Vegas.

Now this week the UK tabloids are doing their best to make a big sensational story alleging that a sexual affair has developed between footballer David Beckham and Welsh opera singer Katherine Jenkins.

This gossip is so unlikely and unreal that quite frankly, we are disgusted with all the media outlets that are running this story! With not a whiff or a glimpse of proof, moreover it is none of anyone’s business what these people get involved with in private.

I have only heard of Welsh opera singer Katherine Jenkins on a few occasions and she does not seem in the same ilk to the usual trashy people who feature in the tabloids like – WAGs – Reality TV Wasters – Busty Mouthy Tarts and the like…

Regarding David Beckham I have never liked the guy, but that is irrelevant the hard facts are that he has done a lot for football worldwide and lately seems to be giving something back by working for some good causes that benefit others less fortunate than him. On that basis he deserves some respect and credit…

So this is our take on the thoroughly distasteful rumors that have been written in the press about the alleged affair between footballer David Beckham and Welsh opera singer Katherine Jenkins.

To all the UK press you have no proof so please stop running these useless celeb gossip rumors and tales.

UK Press Time to Back Off David Beckham and Katherine Jenkins…

Three games into the new EPL season and the Spurs fans have turned with a vengeance to stick the knife into the worst manager in world football the useless – AVB – André Villas-Boas.

We have no axe to grind with this guy and we are not going to go on a tirade of disparaging remarks about this clown.

We care too much about Tottenham Hotspur to drop down to the level of the infantile mindset of AVB who has not got a single idea about man management.

Here are a few comments from frustrated Spurs fans and what they think about AVB – André Villas-Boas.

•    IDIOT!! He’s the ONLY reason i’m not rooting for the Spurs currently, and I can’t imagine how many more regulars he’s impacted due to his lack of brains. Rot in Hell Andre Villas Boo-as.

•    As a Spurs fan, I wonder if you can understand how I feel when you have just watched you side play with no guile, cohesion, and inventiveness. Lucky not to lose. At home. But then you sit there and listen to the post match comments of AVB, it make me want to puke, really it does. AVB has got to go, he is useless

•    I said earier this week that Spurs fans were warned about this clown (AVB). Last season Spurs, after a nervous finish, just about finished 4th. This season they will be lucky to finish 4th from bottom if they continue with this clown.

•    Oh yes AVB wanted to get rid of Dawson who is Spurs through and thru, wants to play him now, How can Dawson be expected to play well for a manager who he knows doesnt want him really.

•    AVBs man management skills again,….Boy has he got some learning to do

Comments Attribution to The Sun UK.

This is unbelievable after only three games the situation can only get worse for AVB – André Villas-Boas.

This dummy has to go and has to go now!

At Last the WHL Long Knives Come Out to Chop AVB…

No recession in the on and off UK Lingerie sales sector as leading vendors see risqué underwear selling like ‘Hot Cakes’ or should that be like ‘Hot Bras and Pants’

The leading brands enjoying this upturn in risqué underwear sales are :-

• Newly open Victoria’s Secret Bond Street mega store where shoppers throng all day long buying all that is sexiest and skimpiest from arguably the world’s leading luxury lingerie brand
• Opening before Xmas just off Bond Street will see frisky knickers vendor – Agent Provocateur who also complement  the underwear gear with a stellar range  of lipsticks and scent

It is a close to the skin business that is recession proof and many see buying frisky knickers  as an investment that can be worn upon a chilly Autumn evening at home in UK. Namely get kitted out in the sexiest and skimpiest bra and pants that you have just bought from say Victoria’s Secret or Agent Provocateur wait until the TV gets boring which is the first second of Big Brother. Then hit remote off button and then just sit around wearing only your skimpiest bra and pants! That’s all you need to do girls the rest of the evening will be all action as your lover – boyfriend and/or husband takes over in search of the opening to the ‘Paradise of Love!’

We have a suggestion for girls in your twenties you can buy both for personal wear and buy for mum too -  this set is perfect. VS sells suspender belts and G-strings mothers are into this gear too. This ensemble has even been seen to unhinge men so much that  when watching the EPL match on the telly – the wife – girlfriend and/or lover enters the room  posing in suspender belts and G-strings.

The rest is UP2U but don’t miss out guys when this happens as this may be the best shag you get between now and Xmas

Remember girls the best place for frisky risqué lingerie is Victoria’s Secret  – Agent Provocateur!

Risque Pants and Bras Prove to be No Risk as UK Lingerie Sales Boom…

You just could not make up the way some celebs behave both in private and public. Now UK singer Seal says his estranged ex wife model Heidi Klum is having sex with her bodyguard Martin Kristen.

Can anyone believe this celeb gossip – Oh! Hang on the UK public love reading all about this sort of stuff which as a bystander like me is very difficult to follow – let alone stop for breath and visualize that there is any substance to the Seal claims! The very thought that this celeb model who has a past sex history that reads like something akin to what goes on in the porn center of the world in Van Nuys California USA. Evidently it is acclaimed that the raunchy Heidi Klum has in fact had ‘More Pricks than a Second Hand Darts Board’

Seal seems to be hell bent on trying to make a story about Heidi Klum – quote – “Fornicated with the Help” My oh My someone either Seal and/or Heidi Klum was paying the bodyguard Martin Kristen – now Seal believes that ‘The Help’ was also introducing Heidi Klum to a ‘Large Portion of Helmet’ Oh the drama of it all the very fact that his ex wife would trade in a black dude like Seal for a white bodyguard like Martin Kristen. This is in fact great to see that this story is only about sex and not about the slightest whiff of sexual racism, which is good to know!

Heidi Klum Sex History
• In 1997, Heidi Klum married stylist Ric Pipino. The couple divorced in 2002
• In 2003 She hooked up with Flavio Briatore – quickly got pregnant then dumped Briatore for Seal
• Married Seal on May 10, 2005 on a beach in Mexico
• Offloaded Seal in On January 22, 2012, the couple announced that they were separating after almost seven years of marriage. She filed for divorce from Seal three months later on April 6, 2012.
• September 2012 Seal says Heidi Klum has “Fornicated with the Help” bodyguard Martin Kristen.

Seal Claims Heidi Klum Bonking Bodyguard Martin Kristen…

It had to happen to hapless dopey AVB – Andres Villas-Boas it is now officially accepted as the best way to showcase anything and everything that is going wrong in EPL and International football is just to refer to the mistakes as an AVB!

Like Roy Hodgson headlines today in The Sun on Sunday :-

•    I won’t do an AVB

The Sun on Sunday – quote – Roy Hodgson will not do an AVB and axe England’s old guard. – more – The England chief claims the Chelsea career of Andre Villas-Boas is a classic example of the wrong way to discard experienced players. – Attribution to The Sun UK

Roy Hodgson and The Sun have it spot on they know that the AVB acronym is the very best way to showcase and address any football subject or issue! Especially when all fans and supporters can turn it all into jokes that can echo around the EPL grounds around the UK.

However the pending sacking of AVB – Andres Villas-Boas will not be down to the UK Press treating the Spurs manager as the – Joke of the Week – Joke of the Day et al.

No the getting rid of AVB will be a serious matter and personally I would like to see ex Tottenham Hotspur manager David Pleat leading the drive to make sure the White Hart Lane exit for AVB is quick and at the same doing a damage control exit wherein Spurs do not get shafted to pay out millions (it will cost plenty but someone is needed to limit the amount) when the WHL exit door opens for AVB…

David Pleat who is Spurs through and through has a very astute football brain and has shown rock solid commercial acumen down the years. The dichotomy that Spurs are faced with is that club boss Daniel Levy will do nothing about AVB – Andres Villas-Boas as he is the one guy that is responsible for this managerial appointment disaster.

So that leaves the necessity to remove AVB there is no better or more capable hands to do this than David Pleat!

Bookies still have the Tottenham Hotspur manager as favorite to be the first EPL sacking of the new season!

Footnote

EPL Saturday, September 1, 2012

Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 Norwich City

AVB post match comment directed at Spurs fans – quote – ‘You have to accept their disappointment. It has not been the ideal start to the season, but it doesn’t mean that we haven’t been working hard to get the wins that our fans want.’

Maybe the Spurs fans will now  want the removal of both AVB and Daniel Levy!

AVB Now Officially the White Hart Lane Press Joke…

Yet another great month for world sport coming up in September 2012

US Open Tennis Championship – Flushing Meadows in NYC – New York City showcasing Serena Williams – Novak Djokovic – Andy Murray – Roger Federer et al. Big news to date is Andy Roddick announcing his retirement from the professional tennis tour

Vuelta a España  – The Tour of Spain Professional Cycling featuring Alberto Contador – Christopher Froome and many more…

PGA Golf – This week sees the Deutsche Bank Championship at Bethpage Black followed by next week’s BMW Championship in Carmel, Indiana. These events apart  not much of importance left in a season that has seen a return to form of Tiger Woods with four wins to his name in the last 12 months and he is now back in the top 10 world rankings and next season will surely see The Tiger pushing to get back the coveted number one spot in PGA  world golf

Boxing – Relatively little  going on in pro boxing these days if it is anyone but Manny Pacquiao or Floyd Mayweather Jr then they are all hard pressed to sell out any professional boxing venue almost anywhere in the world. Boxing badly needs an up and coming ‘Big Time Charlie’ but as of right now no one looks likely to fill the bill. This is worrying as surely Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather Jr are not going to be around after say  the next year to eighteen months before they both retire. The best boxing this week is HBO Boxing After Dark from Turning Stone’s 5,000-seat Events Center with WBA middleweight champion Gennady Golovkin against Grzegorz Proksa in the headline event.

UFC – Now huge all around the globe fight nights are always sold out and pay per view satellite TV takings are in the $100s of millions of US dollars for each live event.

Big Event in September is UFC-152 in Toronto, Ontario Air Canada Centre where the headline fights will be :-
•    Jones vs Belfort
•    Benavidez vs Johnson
•    Bisping vs Stann
•    Hamill vs Matyushenko
•    Swanson vs Oliveira

USA Politics – Democrats versus Republicans US Presidential Election 2012
Not a sport in the traditional sense but Barack Obama versus Mitt Romney is a slugfest and it is not pretty and the rules of engagement – well there does not seem to be any as it is ugly – personal – disparaging with a guarantee that the winner will come from the dirtiest fighter there are no barriers to how low these two politicians will stoop to upend the other all that matters is who will be the next POTUS – President Of The United States. Please note the contest is free for all with no referee – umpire or ruling official.

Who will be the winner easy either the Democrat or The  Republican the race is too close to call…

World Sport in September 2012…

Yes this must be the rubric of the year so far which is sure to knock Prince Harry off the main headlines. But there is a story to tell behind the headlines the rubric is based on hype and nonsense that has been in the UK Tabloids since Wayne Rooney received a bad cut on his thigh in the Manchester United v Fulham EPL match last Saturday.

Here is some of the mumbo jumbo we have seen in the UK gutter press :-
•    Rooney leg will heal but rift with Fergie will not!
•    Rooney has nowhere to go not wanted by Real Madrid – Barca and Inter Milan
•    SAF to sell Rooney for $75 Million Dollars
•    Sir Alex Ferguson to offload Rooney as rift widens

The garbage press never seem to learn the UK public do not want to hear this trash talk day after day they are smarter than that, to The Sun direct only a small fraction of the UK public have pea sized brains like the reality stars on Big Brother. Time to stop fooling around like The Sun and The Daily Star making stories up about Wayne Rooney we appreciate all the hype sells more newspapers. But it comes at a cost which is that you are not telling the truth about  Prince Harry and/or Wayne Rooney. The UK public are smart enough to know all the talk about Wayne Rooney is pure gossip and rumor  – not one single word that has been written about Wayne Rooney came officially from the Manchester United camp. Moreover throwing cocaine into the Prince Harry LV Las Vegas cocktail is yet another ploy to get the advertiser’s millions.

Maybe before the weeks out the UK gutter press are going to run another exclusive on Imogen Thomas in baby scan sensation – ex Ryan Giggs flunky went to the hospital this week for a baby scan and the doctor came back with the startling news that all was well with the baby – but the bass guitar he was playing in the womb while singing Beatles song ‘All you need is Love’ was out of tune – So we got her agent to call The Sun with the exclusive  -  the editor struck a deal and agreed to pay Imogen Thomas half a million pounds for the story.

So we are expecting rubrics like this later this week from The Sun or similar…………
•    Imogen Thomas Expecting a Baby Boy Playing an out of tune Bass Guitar
•    Prince Harry to have Cocaine Discussion with Ricky Hatton
•    Wayne Rooney quits Football for Boxing to fight Ricky Hatton at The Royal Albert Hall

Unconfirmed reports coming in on this sporting sensation a close friend of Frank Warren says that Frank has signed up Wayne Rooney to fight Ricky Hatton at The Royal Albert Hall. For what will be the boxing fight of the Year! At stake will be the title of Boxing Tubby Weight Champion of Greater Manchester. Both fighters will have to weigh in under 13 stone. Manchester United official bookmaker Fred Done has opened a book and has Rooney at 2/1 on to win by KO and there is more to come Fred has Wayne ‘Podgy’ Rooney at 4/1 on to KO Ricky ‘Fatman’ Hatton in Round 1. Legendary boxing trainer Freddie Roach is expected to be named as trainer for Podgy Rooney in the coming days. In case Rooney has a fluke in the ring and obtains a bad cut above the knee like the cut against Fulham – Rooney has opted for Freddie Roach to bring his cuts man on to the Podgy Rooney Team. Hatton is said alleged (rumor again) to  be negotiating a major new sponsor deal with Team Columbia Cocaine. Ricky Hatton is as millions know a lousy fighter but he is a master at hype and promotion and seems to have pulled off a major pre fight coup as he has sent Prince Harry 20 free ringside seats. To close on more pending sponsorship deals – Frank Warren on behalf of Podgy Rooney is rumored to be in advanced negotiations for the ‘Podgy Man’ to be sponsored by Sir Alex Ferguson Bloodstock Racing.

We do know three facts that are accurate everyday in The Sun – The Name – The Date and The Price! – The rest like our own rubric here is likely to be pure baloney…

Want to read all the latest sports and celeb gossip look no farther than…

Wayne Rooney to leave Manchester United…

London – England and the UK – United Kingdom had a month to remember in August 2012 namely the stellar way the London 2012 Olympics was handled – managed and executed showcasing all that is best in Great Britain and deservedly getting nine points out of ten. In other words it would be hard to get higher marks for such an epic event. GB lost a point for the cack handed way the Government appointed security company G4S ran into manpower shortage crisis at the eleventh hour begging the Government to fill the manpower gaps by bringing in the armed forces personnel to provide security guards. Much to the surprise of everyone the armed forces moved in to help out and did an outstanding fill in job without a murmur of discontent and/or complaints. But the tenth point was lost as the G4S crisis should have never happened in the first place. A note to Brazil Olympics 2016 you will be hard pressed to handle such a huge sporting occasion and in doing so outperform the way UK executed the London 2012 Olympics.

A memorable spectacle and undoubtedly the best sporting event of 2012 bar none. This indeed was a well deserved high for London – for the UK Government and all the proud population of UK – United Kingdom. This was the high spot of the month of August for the whole of GB – Great Britain.

Then within days we embarrassingly saw the UK Government as the ‘Laughing Stock of the World’ as the Julian Assange fiasco hit the press one more time with the startling news that UK Police were charging the UK Government fifty thousand UK pounds a day to make sure that Julian Assange does not escape from the Embassy of Ecuador where he is holed up, while seeking political asylum. What a complete nonsense this turned out to be and the international press were quick to jump onto all the negativity of this diplomatic farce. The headlines simply laughed and mocked the way the UK Government have handled the Julian Assange case from the get go!

So to summarize the end of the month is with us and concludes in a way that only the British can do with ease that is ‘Turn a Silk Purse into a Pig’s Ear’ But the UK Government managed it with aplomb led by Foreign Secretary William Hague who it appears gave the UK Police the order to guard the Embassy of Ecuador with Julian Assange inside.

Leaving William Hague all alone with zero points out of ten for making sure that the UK were the ‘Laughing Stock of the World’ –  but then again you are never alone when you are ‘Hoisted by Your Own Petard!’

William Shakespeare could not have written a better storyline!

Reflections on how the United Kingdom fared in the Eyes of the World Press in August 2012…

For most people in UK by the end of August to early September is the time when Summer holidays are over for millions and it is time to plan your activities for the last third of 2012
So here is our activities guide on Ozami.Net hope we say the right things for you…

We are not going to spill any surprises in fact we are going to suggest that care and caution are the flavor for September – October – November – December then out goes 2012

Work – Our recommendation is that everyone works hard and diligently and for the millions who have a boss – go that extra yard with commitment put in an extra 3 for 4 hours a week unpaid. I can hear some saying no way but we believe it will pay dividends and keep you in work for both now  and all of the next year. Why do we say this? Because the world economy is still in bad shape with high unemployment figures the order of the day in many countries. Give back something to your boss he will notice even if he does not say anything. We just want you all to be in work and by giving that little extra maybe is the key to your future employment.

Money – Be thrifty now is not the time to spend – spend – spend. Do not be hitting hard on your credit card as it is all to be paid back plus interest. We know this will not possible for many, but save if you can even if it is only a few UK pounds each week. Plus let us look on the bright side keeping a shackle on  spending could well be the way to go as it will ease you through the coming winter months. Then we will be into 2013 and let’s all hope that 2013 marks the end of this long and painful world recession. Remember life is always much better when you have an optimistic outlook.

Love – Now here is where in our opinion the gloves come off. Meaning that if love is around the corner go for it – what the heck – you only live once. For those who have no plans re a new romance  why not make it happen for you by doing some online dating. The good news is you can do the hooking up from the comfort of your armchair and here is how as soon as ‘Big Brother’ pops up on TV. This is a perfect time close off the TV or keep one eye on the set waiting for the single nano second of entertainment they may dish up in the whole show. The rest of the time logon to either or both  Very Naughty and Saucy Dating your online dating resources for all that is best in sex and rock n roll forget the drugs bit we can do without them. For any people not yet a member on Very Naughty and Saucy Dating it’s time you joined because you are sure to find a guy take note all you girls out there. Regarding the guys what is your fancy – young leggy and sexy – NSA Milf – Posh Lover – or just the girl next door who has trouble keeping her panties on. Now here is the kicker the credits are closing off Big Brother and in less than an hour you are likely to get 2 or 3 requests from Very Naughty and Saucy Dating both girls and boys who want to hook up for sex.

Let me consolidate on both  these online dating sites I am a guy and I usually logon on say three times a week for an hour or so, and in a typical week I meet up with at least three horny NSA Milfs it’s great for me, as work is very important for me right now and I am not looking for a serious relationship, but I am looking for a ….  Anyone any idea what the missing last word is?

Planning Love – Money and Work in the last Third of 2012…

EPL Mid Week Round Up for Weekend August 25 – 26 2012

So the second weekend of the new EPL – English Premier League is over and here is a brief rundown on all the results and action

EPL Saturday August 25, 2012

Swansea City 3-0 West Ham United
Not much to say in favor of WHU 2-0 down at the break, then Swansea made it three and the game was all over leaving Big Sam and the West Ham squad a long journey back to London – time to dwell on where it all went wrong. A stellar start for new Swansea team boss Michael Laudrup maximum points six from six!

Aston Villa 1-3 Everton
Everton are firing on all cylinders two games two wins, one scalp being the mighty Manchester United. Great start for the Toffees who do not usually start a new EPL season on fire. Aston Villa look tired already only two games into the campaign looking set for a long hard season where success looks to be avoiding relegation at best.

Chelsea 2-0 Newcastle United
Chelsea have maintained the same form that saw them crowned Champions of Europe when they hoisted the Champions League Cup 2012. Now they have new arrival Eden Hazzard who looks and plays like a super star. CFC have played three and clear at the top of the EPL with 9 points. To the rest the chase is on…

Norwich City  1-1 Queens Park Rangers
Norwich a side that have all the signs of being a mid table none event team were up against QPR managed by the hapless Mark Hughes. For the five people in  the UK who may be interested the score was a one all draw. QPR are odds on for relegation and that will surely duly happen minus Mark Hughes who will get fired around Xmas and the new year time 2013.

Southampton 0-2 Wigan Athletic
It is tough in the EPL when newly promoted and you come up against a lively team like Wigan Athletic who showed the Saints that they are in for a tough season especially if all teams play like the visitors in this match they were set up well, creative as the two goals showed and had dare we say the word a hint that they have wee bit of class in the side. On this form one can expect to see Wigan Athletic sitting pretty in the middle of the EPL table. As for Southampton it will be a long hard season and the Championship trapdoor will be open wide, on this form the Saints have it all to do

Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 West Bromwich Albion
New Spurs boss clueless AVB – Andres Villas- Boas confirmed why he is hot bookies favorite for the first EPL manager to be sacked! Why Not? The bookies have it just right at odds of 1/2  as 1 point from 2 games means 19 points from 38 games which is automatic relegation!

EPL Sunday August 26, 2012

Liverpool 2-2 Manchester City
Well two teams who often deliver more BS than football but this game kept the fans happy as four goals were scored in the game. Two each so I suppose both sides will feel a point each is a point gained rather than 2 points lost. Liverpool on paper look like a very ordinary squad no change that a poor team. As for City I doubt whether they will be able to live with Chelsea and Manchester United this year and they will do well to finish the year third in the EPL

Stoke City 0-0 Arsenal
Britannia Ground home of Stoke City is a fortress backed up by maybe the most vocal supporters in the EPL. So visitors Arsenal never looked  like scoring and Stoke were not up for breaking out and leaving gaps that may have given the Gunners goal scoring opportunities. Stoke always line up the same way at home for all the visiting teams except the top four they will go for a win. But when the likes of Arsenal – Manchester United – Chelsea and any other team in the top four come to the Potteries. Stoke will park the bus and settle for a draw which they see as a point won.

Reading v Sunderland – Game Postponed

EPL Mid Week Round Up for Weekend August 25 – 26 2012..

After a long and somewhat over long wait 4G Network is at last going to go live in UK – United Kingdom in October 2012. The first service vendor will be the super combo ‘Everything Everywhere’ the giant operator created by the merger of Orange and T-Mobile in 2010.

But the question remains to be seen how good the data transmission speed will hold up as in the US the 4G network has been subjected to a spate of data speed issues. In GB – Great Britain the service provider ‘Everything Everywhere’ will be targeting to deliver downloads at about 10 times the speed of current 3G networks. But will they be able to maintain the high speeds as millions sign on for the new 4G network.

In the years ahead the data transmission speeds will reach a lightning fast downloads to 300 megabits per second, which is three times faster than any service available in the UK today.

4G Network Great Britain Tech Data
•    LTE  -  Short for Long Term Evolution, which will offer downloads at about 10 times the speed of current 3G networks
•    The speeds will drop off as 4G networks become commercially available
•    O2 -  Vodafone and Three are not expected to offer the service until 2013
•    80 -  4G networks are up and running around the world making GB very late in entering the 4G market
•    By 2015 almost the entire population of UK should be able to access the new 4G networks
•    Zippy app downloads
•    Super smooth gaming online

4G will eventually connect with the following Mobile Devices
•    Apple
•    Samsung
•    HTC
•    Nokia

Before ordering the ‘Everything Everywhere’ 4G service make sure your mobile device connects…

It will very interesting to see how many millions will have subscribed to 4G network by the end of 2012

4G Network Coming to Great Britain in October 2012…

Legal experts and lawyers working for unnamed sources have gathered substantial evidence that when presented to a court of law may well prove that USADA has been acting criminally thereby breaking the law as they relentlessly pursued Lance Armstrong on unproven drug allegations.

The legal advocates are  fully aware that they cannot go to court and get a conviction and send an organization to prison. Hence the blackmailing claims bring into the spotlight the nauseating pasty faced CEO of USADA –  Travis Tygart aka Travis T. Tygart

The evidence all be it, as yet unsubstantiated imply if proven, that Travis Tygart has broken the law in his get Armstrong at all costs vendetta! The street talk in the cycling world is that two of the top stars (both American) of the professional cycling peloton have been blackmailed by Travis Tygart into giving evidence against Lance Armstrong

The buzz again only rumor but very strong rumor at that, is that the victims of this as yet  unproven criminal activity are George Hincapie and Levi Leipheimer

Expect to see this storyline in the US Law Courts in the coming five years…

Then the shit will really hit the fan in the cruel vendetta against Lance Armstrong

USADA Official Findings on Lance Armstrong

The anti-doping rule violations for which Armstrong is being sanctioned are:

1. Use and/or attempted use of prohibited substances and/or methods including EPO, blood transfusions, testosterone, corticosteroids and masking agents.

2. Possession of prohibited substances and/or methods including EPO, blood transfusions and related equipment (such as needles, blood bags, storage containers and other transfusion equipment and blood parameters measuring devices), testosterone, corticosteroids and masking agents.

3. Trafficking of EPO, testosterone, and corticosteroids.

4. Administration and/or attempted administration to others of EPO, testosterone, and cortisone.

5. Assisting, encouraging, aiding, abetting, covering up and other complicity involving one or more anti-doping rule violations and/or attempted anti-doping rule violations.

USADA Shocker as Rumors Abound of Illegal Blackmailing in Lance Armstrong Doping Case…

So the US press through TMZ publish a set of images of the Royal Prince and blow the gaff on what Prince Harry has been up to in his private life. But let’s make it abundantly clear from the get go – it is nobody’s business what he does when he is either alone or out with friends. The story that is doing the viral rounds in the US media and the Internet is a blatant invasion of a young man’s privacy. Plus if anyone thinks he is unhappy with the press you bet he is, and rightly so the tardy exploitive way  they use a famous name a public figure, no less than a distinguished member of the British Royal Family and the younger son of Prince Charles. This blatant and abhorant  use  of some stolen images of Prince Harry have been wafted in front of potential advertisers and the publishers have taken the advertisers for millions of US dollars on the promise that the ads would run of the same page as the illegal images of Prince Harry.

Not only is this an intrusion on the laws of privacy it is criminal too. But and here is the Fait accompli this act of criminality will get a pass in the States – meaning – no action as it does not involve anyone American so the nod and the wink to TMZ is that is OK then but don’t get them too mad!

As for the trashy UK press they are running scared and have not run the Prince Harry images as they know that Lord Justice Leveson has not yet released his report from the Leveson Inquiry into shenanigans of the UK Press down the years

Fast Forward 10 hours and The Sun have issued this statement of intent why they are releasing the Las Vegas pics of Prince Harry

Why The Sun has decided to print Prince Harry snaps

Managing Editor David Dinsmore explains thinking behind decision to publish notorious images

He said: “We’ve thought long and hard about this. The Sun is a responsible paper and it works closely with the Royal family. We take heed of their wishes.

“We’re also big fans of Prince Harry, he does a huge amount of work for this country and for the military and for the image of both of those institutions.

“We are not against him letting his hair down once in a while. For us this is about the freedom of the Press.

“This is about the ludicrous situation where a picture can be seen by hundreds of millions of people around the world on the internet, but can’t be seen in the nation’s favourite paper read by 8 million people every day.”  – Attribution to TheSun.Co.Uk

What a tawdry statement which translates into we have 8 million daily readers and we can secure millions of pounds in advertising revenue if we run with the Prince Harry images! It is as usual all about the money the freedom of the Press BS is just that plain BS!

Maybe now is the tine for The Sun CEO Rupert Murdoch to have a rethink bring back Rebekah Brooks to oversee an operation by Sun minions to hack the mobile phone of Prince Harry! Then of course they will be breaking the law but the upside is they will know some of what goes on in the private life of the youngest son of Prince Charles!

Calling Out The Sun UK Prince Harry has every right to be allowed a Private Life…

Legend

Leveson Inquiry – meaning – The Leveson Inquiry is an ongoing public inquiry into the culture, practices and ethics of the British press following the News International phone hacking scandal – Attribution to Ozami.Net

After a  long complex eight month long trial former Polly Peck CEO Asil Nadir has been found guilty 10 counts of stealing £28.6m from the Polly Peck company

The Polly Peck saga stretches back decades and is one the longest running white collar criminal cases on record. It all began to fall apart back in the late 80’s when the mega successful conglomerate employing over seventeen thousand people was investigated by the cack handed SFO. The SFO despite their failings surprisingly brought a case against Asil Nadir, then Nadir did not like what he was seeing and fled to Northern Cyprus where he lived in considerable opulent and enviable comfort, ably supported one has to assume by millions of pounds he had salted away into a number of foreign bank accounts

Polly Peck – Asil Nadir – Reaction to Guilty Verdict

Nur the young  wife of Asil Nadir had this to say – quote – “A guilty man does not come back to face justice of his own accord. My husband came back voluntarily. Polly Peck was his life. – more – “He wants justice for himself and for the tens of thousands of shareholders and employees. This unhappy affair is certainly not over yet.”

Proving once again that this engaging case is far from over and the Appeal may well see Asil Nadir once again as a free man.

Nadir, who will be sentenced August 23, 2012 and ordered to pay back the estimated £5 million in legal aid funding he was granted after claiming he was bankrupt, plus £3million in court costs. Now that will be interesting to see how many years that demand takes to get processed.

10 Years Jail Awaits former Polly Peck Tycoon Asil Nadir…

Legend

SFO – UK Serious Fraud Office -  more – an independent Government department that investigates and prosecutes serious or complex fraud, and corruption – Attribution to Ozami.Net

Boxers oh dear how many times have we seen washed out pugilists return to the ring, Like this with punchbag fatty Ricky Hatton :-

He plans to announce a two-fight return and is keen to secure a TV deal to help his Hatton Promotions company promote the fight.

Lining up to fight Paulie Malignaggi in November 2012 in either MGM Grand Las Vegas or Madison Square Garden in New York City. Now there is nothing wrong with the venues or the millions of US dollars they will make from the fight. The problem is Ricky Hatton he is deluding himself that he has one top fight let alone two left in his sorely abused body. A body that in the ring that is topped off with a chin made of the finest glass in the world that even a hefty left or right jab would be enough to turn the lights out for Ricky Hatton. The man when he was at the top of his game could not taka a punch now after years – binge eating – excessive drinking – and sniffing and snorting lines of white ala cocaine what chance does his body have! The answer is No Chance!

But Ricky Hatton was always ruled by his head – so nothing much changes – and although the lights are often on in his brain – when you venture inside you find nobody is at home! All one finds are empty beer bottles – Big Macs and KFC – and the most stubborn of pea sized brains hollering – ‘I am the best boxer in the world – I am and I support Manchester City!’

To predict what will happen to Ricky Hatton if he steps into the ring against Paulie Malignaggi

Paulie Malignaggi Boxing Record
• Total fights 35 Wins 31 Wins by KO 7 Losses 4

Ricky Hatton Boxing Record
• Total fights 47 Wins 45 Wins by KO 32 Losses 2

But here is the problem facing Hatton – Malignaggi is not a heavy puncher but he has shown that outside the ring  he has a sharp brain and is very articulate. Hence if and when he gets back in the ring against Hatton he will subject the fatman to a boxing masterclass in a one sided points victory.

Then we all know what Hatton will say – ‘I was unlucky to lose I will fight again’ – YAWN!

Big Mistake Ricky Hatton to fight Paulie Malignaggi in November 2012…

Legend

Ricky Hatton – meaning – Aka Ricky ‘Fatman’ Hatton 33 year old former WBA (Super), IBF & The Ring Light Welterweight Champion and WBA Welterweight Champion. – Attribution to Ozami.Net

Paul Malignaggi – meaning – Aka Paulie Malignaggi 31 year old former IBF Light Welterweight Champion and the current WBA Welterweight Champion. – Attribution to Ozami.Net

Nauseatingly unfunny, unentertaining and stupid TV disaster show Big Brother last night descended into the gutter where it looked in it’s comfort zone along with all the dregs of society that watch this embarrassing garbage.

Some low life on Big Brother called another waster on the show – quote – “I don’t like escorts,”  – more -  “I think you are a little prostitute and I just don’t like your ways, I think it’s gross. Aren’t your parents ashamed of you?”

The misaligned strumpet then looked at the camera with a look on her face saying – quote – ‘I am chocolate I am so great!’ We cannot fashion to name these worthless people, because we are aware that any publicity we give them will be used to make money…

Why the British TV viewing public accept and tolerate Big Brother is beyond comprehension, there is no single justifiable reason why one more shoddy Big Brother show should be seen on UK TV ever again

The job of parenting children in UK must be a nightmare these days – as in the family unit at home they learn manners – respect – the difference between right and wrong – when to say please and thank you. Then they turn on the family friendly TV and see some idiot say – quote – “I don’t like escorts,”  – more -  “I think you are a little prostitute and I just don’t like your ways, I think it’s gross. Aren’t your parents ashamed of you?”

What on earth has gone wrong in the UK United Kingdom – Unbelievable!

Terminally Stupid TV Show Big Brother Slides into the Gutter…

Legend

Big Brother – meaning – UK TV show generally recognized as the worst reality TV show ever in the UK – poorly produced – totally lacking in  direction with an audience consisting mainly of wasters and unemployed freeloaders – more  – Thoroughly tedious and distasteful UK TV at it’s very worst – Attribution to Ozami.Net

The rubric says it all as the first romany gypsy Shelby Holmes  a schoolgirl from north Wales breaks down the selection barrier walls at Oxford University and wins place to study English Literature.

So what does it all mean for both the British traveling community and for the esteemed academy of knowledge Oxford University. To the former it brings a new level of respect and opens new doors for almost anyone from any social background to get the best education opportunities in UK. The new yardstick has to be if you are bright enough the opportunity will be open at both Oxford and Cambridge University to fulfill that potential.

Shelby Holmes Background Profile
•    Home town Towyn, north Wales
•    18 Years old
•    Schoolgirl
•    Head girl at St Brigid’s School in Denbigh, north Wales
•    A level in English Literature
•    A level in Religious Studies
•    B level in History
•    Works part time as a Bingo caller

What gypsy girl Shelby Holmes had to say on hearing the news that she had won a place to to study English Literature at Oxford University – quote – ‘It is great news, I had to get three As to get into Oxford but, because I got two A*s, thankfully I’ve still got in,’  – more – ‘These type of results are extremely unusual for travellers and to go to any university is very rare for us.’ – more – ‘My family and my mum have been behind me all the way to go to university and during my exams,’  – more – ‘I won’t be out celebrating unfortunately, I’m working in the arcade calling the bingo numbers.’ – more -  ‘I’ve been saving money for university and me and my family take fair equipment to the Chester fair and I help build the rides and mind the children all day.’ – more -  ‘I’ll be moving to Oxford University in October and will still go travelling with my family in winter but not in term time,’  – more -   ‘I am really excited to go to university, I’ve been to Oxford a few times now with the fair, I’ve become quite familiar with it.’

What a great achievement fabulous to write about well done – Shelby Holmes.

Gypsy Shelby Holmes Trinity College Oxford Reading English Literature…

Spurs fans are already after the hapless new coach super loser AVB – Andre Villas-Boas he takes the side way up north in the EPL season opener and instead of setting up for a draw which is a great result at fortress Newcastle home of NUFC. He goes for a win gets opened up by the Geordies who then smell blood and trounce Spurs 2-1!

This dopey coach has a lot to answer for, as for the umpteenth time in the EPL he has shown zero tactical awareness. EPL Teams simply do not play away at NUFC and play Newcastle United off the park … that is 99 times out of 100 not going to happen.

Yet the arrogant AVB – Andre Villas-Boas did just that in his first match in charge of Tottenham Hotspur then they crash and burn in a resounding defeat that looking at the way AVB has Spurs set up will be the start of a run of devastating defeats…

The UK bookmakers by Monday will have this inept clown as the favorite for the first EPL manager sacking of the new 2012-2013 English Premier League season. The loyal Spurs supporters are one of the most astute in English football and are sure to give AVB – Andre Villas-Boas a torrid time when Spurs play the first EPL home game at White Hart Lane!
•    AVB – A very bad coach get out now!
•    AVB – A very bad coach get out now!
Echoing from the packed terraces of White Hart Lane

Harry Redknapp to be back at the helm with Spurs by Christmas 2012 at the latest…

How on earth this inept coach ever got the job as manager of Tottenham Hotspur is beyond belief!

AVB A Very Bad Loss at NUFC Opens Way For Harry Redknapp to Return…

Two bit actor Shia Saide LaBeouf aka Shia LaBeouf who we cannot give a background profile to as he has never appeared on TV or the film set in anything worthy and memorable. Now against all the odds he is going to be an extra in a new film production of ‘The Nymphomaniac’ by Lars von Trier.

To date the film has been struggling to get any pre release publicity  which is not surprising given that anyone does not have a desire to watch a family friendly film of ‘The Nymphomaniac’ Plus the majority of film goers have no idea who Shia Saide LaBeouf aka Shia LaBeouf is, apart from over 90 percent of Joe Public know he is a nobody

Now because even before release this tiresome version of  ‘The Nymphomaniac’ is being tipped to win hands down a hat full of  worst films of the year – Golden Raspberry Awards
•    Worst Actor Shia Saide LaBeouf aka Shia LaBeouf
•    Worst Film
•    Worst Production
•    Golden Raspberry Award of the Year goes to ‘The Nymphomaniac’ by Lars von Trier

Now as the movie makers are on the rack they got the mentally challenged Shia LaBeouf to hype the film with  this barrel load of gibberish and nonsense – quote – “There’s a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says we’re doing it for real. Everything that is illegal, we’ll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening.”  -  plus more about  film director Lars von Trier – “He’s very dangerous. He’s the most dangerous dude I’ve ever showed up for. I’m terrified.”

Mr LaBeouf you are delusional if that were to happen the film set would be moved to Van Nuys and you would be the oil rag in a hardcore porn movie

Wise up man this is 2012 folks are not going to buy into your BS!

Filming will start in September 2012 other actors include Nicole kidman, Willem Dafoe, Stellan Skarsgård and Charlotte Gainsbourg.

Delusional Shia Saide LaBeouf Hypes Movie with ‘Sex for Real’ Deception…

Image attribution courtesy of the DailyMail.Co.Uk

The 2012 Olympics are over unfortunately, as within days the English and England are made to look like complete idiots as the Police man an armed operation costing 50,000 pounds a day to keep Julian Assange from escaping the Embassy of Ecuador in Knightsbridge.

The mind boggles so much had been done to raise the image of the UK – United Kingdom as GB athletes turned in a stellar performance to bag a staggering 29 gold medals for the UK. Then the aftermath is another security farce much worse than any G4S did when on security duties at the Olympics village and the associated sports venues.

Now the whole world is watching and laughing as the totally clueless UK Police act like total imbeciles as they crowd the Embassy of Ecuador in Knightsbridge right in the very heart of the city only yards from Harrods. What a totally ham fisted and ludicrous display of gun and muscle power from the UK Police.

Inside the Embassy of Ecuador in Knightsbridge is one unarmed defenseless man namely Wikileaks owner Julian Assange!

Some of the disparaging headlines from around the world
•    A diplomatic bag? A helicopter? Six ways to spring a troublesome fugitive like Assange from an embassy – Attribution to DailyMail.Co.Uk
•    Ecuador grants asylum to Assange, angering Britain – Attribution to Reuters.Com
•    Julian Assange Granted Asylum By Ecuador; Britain Vows To Extradite Him To Sweden – Attribution to HuffingtonPost.Com

Police Siege Farce Embassy of Ecuador in Knightsbridge…

Legend

Julian Assange – meaning – Brief background profile – On 19 June 2012, Assange entered the Ecuadorian embassy in London, requesting political asylum on the grounds that he was being persecuted, and was allowed to stay at the embassy while Ecuador processed his request. Ecuador granted his requested, officially granting asylum on the 16th August. The British government has said he will be arrested if he tries to leave the embassy, following a European Arrest Warrant that was issued for Assange in relation to allegations of rape and sexual assault by a prosecutor representing two women in Sweden. – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

The best signing of the 2012 EPL close season is the sensational news that Robin van Persie is set to leave Arsenal and join the mighty Manchester United

The Old Trafford terraces will go wild about Robin van Persie
ManU Persie Tra-la-la la-la he is Robin players and scoring goals Tra-la-la la-la
ManU Persie Tra-la-la la-la he is Robin players and scoring goals Tra-la-la la-la

This is a stellar hallmark signing by super shrewd coaching legend SAF – Sir Alex Ferguson he buys in ManU Persie for cash payment of £22 million pounds then hands RVP an £18 million pounds pay deal so the package rounds off at a tidy £40 million pounds. But here is the kicker the guy is cheap at this price because if injury free OT get 3 seasons out of the 29 year old that is only just over £7 million a year for a player that will have notched in at least 60 goals plus in that time. £7 million pounds a year a lot of money to some but pin money to Manchester United as for his wages that is the going rate for top EPL players. The real upside is that goals scored often converts into matches won in both the EPL and the Champions League

However moving on to the benefits of the deal for Arsenal and the wily guru Arsene Wenger, RVP wanted out and Wenger always needs money and this way Arsenal bag £22 million pounds for a player with only one year left on his playing contract – so for the first player to be sold by Arsenal to Manchester United since Viv Anderson in 1987 this is a good deal all round both for the Gunners and the Red Devils.

Anyone think this article is biased and that I am a Manchester United supporter – dead right I am!

Robin ManU Persie Signs On At Old Trafford…

38 Years old Anton Vickerman former Internet pirate jailed for four years for owning TV and film download site SurfTheChannel.Com. In a short two year lifespan the site realized revenue of more than £2 million pounds netting the owner a handsome £60,000 a month from downloads

When the site was at it’s peak SurfTheChannel was getting more traffic  when attracting 400,000 visitors a day at its peak to a then developing facebook.

But all the business was costing the the film industry tens of millions of pounds in lost revenue, and ultimately huge losses to the Inland Revenue

The judge on passing sentence on Anton Vickerman at Newcastle Crown Court – quote -  Found guilty on conspiracy to defraud sentenced to a four year jail term.

The case is one of the first successful prosecutions in the UK for Internet piracy now the courts have achieved a successful conviction we can expect to see similar cases coming to trial in the near future. Keep following Ozami.Net as we will be on the road gathering all the latest news on Internet piracy that is going on up and down the country in UK – United Kingdom.

Anton Vickerman Former Owner of SurfTheChannel.Com Jailed for Four Years…

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SurfTheChannel.Com – meaning -  How they marketed the site when live – quote – “If you miss a show, surfthechannel.com is a great web-site as for now to watch streaming TV shows after they air.” – more – “Second – if anyone wants to watch episodes of a show you should check out surfthechannel.com – sometimes it can take a while for the episodes to load, but they have tons of shows and usually the full season.”   – more – was slapped with a DMCA takedown notice and closed down,

The rocket man Elton John has been caught mooning by the international paparazzi on a boat just off St Tropez in the south of France. The photo op is sensational as it has confirmed ‘Once and for All!’ that the legendary rocker still has a ‘Crack’ habit.

The sensational pictures some that can be seen in ‘The Daily Mail’ UK the showcased images show the 65 years old piano player ‘Mooning’ he is flashing his naked bottom in public and the images have had to be censored as they clearly show that he has a ‘Crack in his Ass’ My goodness thank goodness the images were censored especially as Elton John is gay. Nothing wrong with that of course but as we have no knowledge about gay men and their asses! Who knows the censored ‘Daily Mail’ may be hiding a ‘Crack’ that might be very large and somewhat scary. Hence our thanks goes to ‘The Daily Mail’ for censoring the Elton John crack images.

Gossip and celeb resources are speculating that the rocket man was mooning at a neighboring boat, at this time we have no information to the names of the people on the other boat. However it appears that the piano player may indeed have offended some folks with his crack mooning. So watch this space as this cracking story looks to have legs and to keep a watch on new exposures we have sent on location . Two paparazzi from our sister publication ‘Sexy Rear’ the remit is keep a watch on the rocket man as rumor has it that – Gasp! – There maybe some saucy naked girls on the boat mooning some ‘Sexy Rear’ ala bare ass sexy women.

We want that on film and still images if that happens…

Elton John Crack Abuse Exposed in St Tropez…

The Godfather of British Comedy John Cleese 72, has just got married for the fourth time to  41 year old Jennifer Wade. This guy  loves women as he has in the past offloaded three wives that cost him in the region of £14 million pounds in divorce payouts and settlements. Indeed after he dished up millions to ex wife number three Alyce Faye Eichelberger he went on a comedy tour named Alimony Tour to help pay divorce bills.

You have to tip one’s hat to John Cleese he has a rich and stellar sense of humor at all times both in real life and on the stage.

He had these enlightening and unique tongue in cheek remarks to make about his new marriage to Jennifer Wade – quote – “I couldn’t imagine being with anyone but Jenny. And with my record, that’s a remarkable thing to say.” – more – “We’re kindred spirits. When people see us together, they immediately get it.”

John Cleese and Jennifer Wade got married on Caribbean island Mustique. For exclusive pictures of the wedding see HELLO magazine

Wives number one and two donkey’s years ago were Connie Booth and Barbara Trentham. John Cleese adores women as you can see!

Just love this guy met him by chance in Kensington years ago I was out on the first floor window balcony  of one of those stunning Georgian period terrace houses and out popped John Cleese on the next door window balcony it was around 10-00am he had just woken up we got chatting for best part of thirty minutes I was in stitches laughing at his fantastic humor – memorable times.

Congratulations John make Jennifer Wade your last wife! – Monty Python.

John Cleese Closes Out On Number Four Jennifer Wade…

It’s all the rage in ultra Jewish communities all over the world, men are forbidden to ogle and view attractive while out and about in High Streets all over UK with a special emphasis on London boroughs like Golders Green et al where swathes of young and old Jewish men live and work.

Religious zealots have clamped down on Jewish men ogling sexy women. So Rabbis are now insisting men must wear ‘Blur Spex!’

Here is the official line on the wearing of ‘Blur Spex’ – quote -  The ultra-Orthodox community’s unofficial “modesty patrols” are selling glasses with special blur-inducing stickers on their lenses. The glasses provide clear vision for up to a few meters so as not to impede movement, but anything beyond that gets blurry — including women. It’s not known how many have been sold. – more -   For men forced to venture outside their insular communities, hoods and shields that block peripheral vision are also being offered. – more – The glasses are going for the “modest” price of $6.

Golders Green Orthodox Jewish Men Don Blur Spex to Block View of Sexy Women…

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Blur Spex – meaning – Glasses sold to Jewish men that blur their vision, so they don’t have to see women they consider to be immodestly dressed.

Footnote
There was a time where European Jews lived in ghettos, literally separated communities that reduced minimized contact with non-Jews. In the modern world cutting yourself off from the modern world with TV, the Internet, etc, becomes more and more difficult. So the religious leaders come up with creative ways to keep observant Jews isolated from the rest of the world through stupid customs. One day they will develop glasses that make women invisible. – Attribution to Unknown Source

Standard typical UK tabloid story remixed into sensational drama but we are going to keep it real simple and to the facts

The wife of a Leeds man Darrell Plews 44, met a new dude she fancied and ran off with him. Yes we told you the story was bland even if the new man in the life of Michelle Plews was a Gambian lover. So what there is still no story yet color never came into sex or anywhere in life for that matter.

Sorry readers we are trying to grind out a sensation but nothing has happened until Darrell Plews was hauled into Leeds Crown Court on a raft of charges

Leeds Crown Court Official Report – quote – Leeds Crown Court heard Darrell Plews, 44, wanted to win back his wife Michelle after she met a new man on a holiday in Africa in January. – more – He flew in to a rage in March when his now former mother-in-law told him Michelle had returned to Gambia and had married her new man – while she was still married to Plews. – more -  The court heard Plews went to the couple’s former marital home in Dewsbury Road, Lupset, Wakefield, and burned her belongings on the patio.

Darrel Plews was found guilty and sentenced to one year in prison suspended for two years and ordered him to pay his ex wife £5,000 compensation at a rate of £200 per month.

Michelle Plews and Darrell Plews had been together six years and had two children together

Bored with reading still! Well we reiterate that color has nothing to do with this tale, but all the local gossip and street talk is that Michelle Plews was faced with a personal dichotomy by chance she had digressed from her marital loyalty and in so doing had fallen into the arms of new man with a Huge Hampton. The rest is too bawdy to report today…

New Gambian Lover Goads Darrell Plews into Arson Rage…

Not a pretty headline but highly relevant in UK where millions of people originate from Asia and likely that Great Britain is home to more than one hundred thousand people that originate from Karachi which is teeming with more than 21 million residents deep in the heart of Pakistan.

However this huge social problem of Karachi reeling under the burden of 500,000 Heroin addicts is not  the central theme of our observations regarding unmanageable levels of drug abuse in central Asia.

What we are searching for is how much of this abundance of heroin in Karachi is being illegally trafficked through the back door into UK. It is hard to visualize that drug dealers and gangs are sitting back and missing the opportunity to load up a ship at the local sea port with a cache of heroin  that via one or two change ship operations will very soon be sold on the streets of London and other large cities throughout the UK.

Now here is a warning for all our readers here at Ozami.Net heroin addiction is lethal and anyone who goes near this stuff be warned.  The showcased image posted herein is for real highlighting what happens when people become addicted to Heroin. Do not let this happen to you.

Often even after taking heroin for the first time the effect is so devastating that many are addicted after the first dose of heroin abuse, that is how powerful and debilitating this dead flower is.

WARNING – To one and all do not go near this drug ever!

Karachi Reeling Under the Burden of 500,000 Heroin Addicts…

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Karachi – meaning -  Vast sprawling metropolis teeming with more than 21 million residents a trading center – sea port – main financial city in Pakistan and the capital city of Sindh – Attribution to Ozami.Net

Has More Than 80 Million Fake Profiles

Facebook most of you know the site it is the place where you go to make a friend with a fake profile. The beleaguered US portal has rapidly become a site that savvy people avoid like the plague. Because there is no single reason why anyone would want to visit this waste of time site with the knowledge that over 80 million of the registered profiles are fake. Which right minded person wants to befriend Norbert Fooledu – Monty Beehive – Sue Meetu et al there are eighty million plus such profiles maybe even as many as 10% of all the Facebook members index

That means that when you are stupid enough to log on Facebook one in ten of the communications you have will be with a fake user. What a joke and a complete waste of time spent on this seriously flawed leading social network. Moreover this misleading place to meet online is proving addictive with many members spending 3 hours and more a day logged on to Facebook. The scenario gets more absurd the more one learns about the intrusive way all members are secretly digitally monitored all your moves and site visits are tracked so this deceptive service provider will then slap before your eyes ads similar to your recent site visit history enticing you to click on. But the reality of the ads is that they are an annoyance and mess up your viewing experience!

What does the future hold for Facebook? Not a lot the sooner it shuts up shop and goes away the better!

Sadly that is not going to happen any time soon – but something has to give soon because visiting Facebook right now is a woeful experience and a total waste of one’s time! Safe to say the worst social network experience on the Internet today – BAR NONE!

Facebook Has More Than 80 Million Fake Profiles…

Time To Move On Facebook No Longer Able to Deliver a Genuine Social Network Experience…

Today for me is one of the saddest and most embarrassing days in my life as a born and bred UK national who is from 100 percent English stock and heritage. What has wrecked my head is that when I looked at today’s UK tabloids the worthless Z Listers had grabbed all the headlines on a golden day of glory  for UK A Lister Sports Stars in  the 2012 London Olympic Games who should on  merit have grabbed all the headline news

Z ListerTrollops were plastered all over the UK tabloids the wannabes – neverwas – we refuse to name them as they are the bottom troffers of British society. But we relish the chance to wax lyrical about some of the temporary male sexual suitors who hang around with Z ListerTrollops.

Idiots Gallery of some nefarious nobodies who hang around with and/or are associated with some of the Z Listers :-

Adam Horsley – Quite simply a dumb tool  of a human being who went on holiday to Thailand, and acted like ‘Robinson Crusoe’ strutting and preening around as though he was the first British guy to ever visit the Orient

Alex Reid – We are struggling to find words to describe this dumb piece of work, so we will again have to settle for a third party reference – ‘A Slope Headed F**kwit!’ My goodness that is a mouthful we cannot concur with as it seems border line rude! But we live in a democracy which enables everyone to voice an opinion which is very different to endeavoring to state a fact, many a worse thing and/or disparaging remark is said everyday in the UK Tabloids about scores of different people! Hence let’s make that one more time someone said he was – quote – ‘A Slope Headed F**kwit!’

A Potpourri of comments we found on the web about the today UK Z Listers

howard69
Dear God, are we going to suffer this publicity-seeking bimbo’s every last twinge as she becomes the first woman to go through pregnancy? – For crying out loud  just get on wth it like thousands of women do every day. Notice she “rushed herself to hospital” then tweeted it to all and sundry. Doesn’t sound like concern for her unborn child to me, just another desperate ploy to get her picture in the papers. -We’ve had to endure every last binge and whinge as she’s jetted her way round the world’s holiday spots with various male companions  – the thought of now having to live every last twinge over the next few months is too much to bear. – And pity the poor kid she’ll eventually bring into this celebrity-obsessed world.

chris_bullard01
enough of this drama queen, i mean i am sure its all played out for the papers, and to think we have another 6 months of this rubbish – this website should be filled with the olympic heroes but no it still fill of this woman, that whining Chantelle bird moaning about Alex Reid (like we didn’t see that coming months ago) and the pointless fake world of TOWIE – hopefully the vampire cartoon will end soon then i wont have to bother coming on here again and looking at this rubbish

zippychips
LOL look at her face without the makeup -just an average plain jane, if you woke up next to that in the morning you wouldn’t feel the “celeb” factor would ya ?
exodus77
This is beyond ridiculous now. – Same talentless Z listers grabbing the headlines again.

Touche we are signing off with this final and oh so accurate and observant comment

beau44
Well surprise surprise. Without all the war paint and the air brushed photos she looks as rough as old boots.

Comments Attribution some unknown by email some The Sun UK

Z ListerTrollops Oust A Lister Sports Stars in UK Tabloids…

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Trollop – meaning – This word is not the word of Ozami.Net it is the word that we heard every day this last week up and down the High Streets’ of UK used in disgust to describe this talentless nobody who makes her money  fooling and deceiving folks by making absurd  remarks and statements in the UK tabloid and celeb gossip press

The mighty magnetic lure of one of the world’s premier sports brands Manchester United is so powerful and overwhelming that the fastest man in the world Usain Bolt wants to get signed on at Old Trafford only a day after winning Olympic Gold Medal in the men’s 100 meter race.

Here is what Usain Bolt has to say about Manchester United – quote – “People think I am joking. But if Alex Ferguson called me up and said, ‘OK let’s do this, come and have a trial’, it would be impossible for me to say No.  – more -“I would not take up the challenge if I didn’t think I was good enough. I am a very accomplished player and know I could make a difference.  – more -  “I would be the fastest player in the team — but I can play as well.”  – Attribution clip The Sun UK.

Brazil superstar Lucas Moura appears likely as one of SAF best signings of the 2012 close season. The exciting 19 year old midfield maestro looks set for Old Trafford although his agents seem to playing a game of brinkmanship at this time. But very soon all the hype and BS will settle down at which point – SAF – Sir Alex Ferguson will pounce and close out the signing of Lucas Moura. Even today the Sao Paolo player is being linked with PSG – Paris Saint Germain all of which seems like typical UK tabloid gossip and rumors

RVP – Robin van Persie looks destined to leave Arsenal and join the reds. The transfer saga of RVP is a long drawn out affair but super shrewd negotiator SAF looks likely to convince the Gunners to sell the Dutch striker for £20 Million pounds a lot of money, but a lot less than the £40 million Arsenal were looking for. At the twenty price this looks good business for the Old Trafford giants of EPL football as RVP has just past his 29th birthday and maybe another three seasons at the top in the EPL is all that can be guaranteed. He may well go on to be another Ryan Giggs and play top class football for another ten years, but there are no guarantees this will happen so £20 Million pounds to sign up Robin van Persie to Manchester United is a fair price.

Bolt – Moura – RVP All Linked To Manchester United…

My goodness an Indian beauty is about to shed her sari and pose nude in the November 2012 issue of Playboy. This a first for Indian society and culture and no doubt iconic author and serial lothario Salman Rushdie will want to have a good luck at undraped hot Bollywood sex siren Sherlyn Chopra to make sure there is no chance of a FATWA getting between a naked vagina and a throbbing Playboy readers penis.

Sherlyn Chopra Bio Profile
•    Sherlyn Chopra  aka formerly known as Mona Chopra
•    Indian half Christian and half Muslim with a Persian ancestry
•    28 Years old
•    34-23-33 Superb coltish body that is sure to  appeal to Salman Rushdie and the like
•    Indian model
•    Singer
•    Actress who has made minor appearances in Bollywood films
•    Has featured in whips and chains for the PETA campaign

This ground breaking Sherlyn Chopra  scoop in Playboy threatens uproar to immerge throughout Indian society and we have already come across this comment – quote -  media commentator Gayatri Sankar – “At a time when innocent women across the nation from Gujarat to Guwahati have been subjected to sexual abuse and humiliation, one wonders if Sherlyn Chopra’s pictures wound a woman’s integrity,”

Umm one has to ask what that has to do with Salman Rushdie liking to see a nude Sherlyn Chopra  in Playboy! It will be interesting to watch this story develop over the coming months as November is three months down  the line and a lot can happen in that time and who knows someone or somebody may still intervene to stop the public seeing a nude Sherlyn Chopra  in all her naked glory.

Hot Bollywood Sex Siren Sherlyn Chopra to Debut in Playboy November 2012…

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Fatwa – meaning – A ruling on a point of Islamic law given by a recognized authority. – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

This is really disturbing news coming in from Gambat town in the Sindh region of Pakistan. Our take on the story is as per the freelance stringer’s report. A naked couple were sighted cavorting and importuning in public looking for people to have sex with, along come the local Sindh Police and they are irate at what they see. But instead of arresting the naked man and woman and closing out the incident quietly and discretely.

The gung ho Police paraded and frog marched the naked couple in front of a several hundred people who had gathered to see what was going on! This naïve and irresponsible action by the Police coaxed the public into what developed as an ugly scene wherein the naked couple were subjected to a tirade of abuse and disparaging remarks. All which could have been avoided if the Police had not paraded the naked couple in the streets of Gambat town in the Sindh region of Pakistan.

Unofficial Sindh Police Report – quote – Mumtaz Hussain Mir Bahar is a local trader, who managed to seek a bail from a local court. Meanwhile, two women have been sent to Larkana jail. – more – The report quoting the case said that police officials were informed by a local spy that a man called Mumtaz had invited two women over for sexual purposes. – more – The police officials claimed that they found a man sitting inside a room with his arms around two women.

Mumtaz Hussain Mir Bahar was not happy about being arrested and claims he was victimized by the Police and he has filed a petition, which will be heard on August 8 in the Sindh High Court.

Sindh Police Frog March Naked Couple in Gambat Town…

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Gambat Town – meaning – Gambat is a town of Khairpur District in the Sindh province of Pakistan

China is a unique place especially when it comes down to a trial involving one of the privileged few as in the case of Gu Kailai who has already been found guilty of murdering Neil Heywood. Now comes  the easy bit the public dressage of the Law Courts passing down the sentence which will take place next Thursday in the eastern city of Hefei

Roll the tape fast forward to Thursday
Trial Opens
•    Charges read
•    Defense offers no rebut to the charges
•    Judge retires to consider verdict
•    Judge finds Gu Kailai guilty of murdering Neil Heywood
•    Judge passes sentence sends Gu Kailai to prison for life with 20 year recommendation
•    Case closed Judge thanks the media for trial attendance
•    Gu Kalai is escorted from the Law Court in Hefei

Fast Forward September 2014
•    Gu Kailai is secretly released from prison to assume ordinary life with new name and background profile!

Meanwhile of course to keep everything above board her co conspirator and fellow murderer Zhang Xiaojun is still languishing in prison serving his life sentence.

Nota Bene :- This ancient “One Justice Can Overpower a Hundred Evils” idiom and proverb is famous in China.

Gu Kailai Found Guilty of Murdering Neil Heywood…

Neil Haywood Murder Background Profile
Mr Heywood, 41, an old Harrovian who is believed to have been a member of Mr Bo and Mrs Gu’s inner circle, was found dead in a room at the Lucky Holiday Hotel in the Chinese city of Chongqing last November. His death was initially blamed on excessive alcohol consumption, but he is believed to have been poisoned with cyanide.  – more – In March, Mr Bo, 63, was sacked as party secretary of Chongqing and placed under investigation for allegedly flouting Communist Party rules, while his wife, Mrs Gu, 53, a former lawyer, was detained in mid-April. Neither has been seen since.  – Attribution to The Telegraph UK.

In years gone by the UK Police were often referred to as ‘PC Plod’ and the like, meaning in basic terms slow and ploddish! Well it came back to haunt them yesterday near Tower Bridge when they were confronted with Ukrainian topless activists FEMEN staging a protest against the IOC.

The Police were tasked with breaking up the protest or as a last resort arresting the topless protestors. It comes as no surprise to tell you that the UK Cops could not break up and disperse the big bare breasted protestors.

The Chief of Police is alleged to have said – quote – We were put in a difficult position where my officers had to be very brave and take on the Ukrainian topless activists FEMEN. This proved to be a ‘TIT’ of a problem that my officers had not experienced before! Half way through this exercise I called back my team of cops to regroup and rest up again before advancing on this naked breasted show of aggression and threatening nipples that were so excited that I warned my officers to not go too near as one NIPPLE poke in the eye could lead to blindness. Fast forward we finally got abreast of all this nakedness and we rounded up and arrested 22 bare titted women. To close this breaking news a commendation is appropriate to all my officers who battled so bravely against the pert brigade of advancing nipples – never before have I seen so many officers without eye protectors show and exert such public bravery!

Duh – WTF did The Chief of Police Say!

FEMEN Stage Topless IOC Tower Bridge Protest…

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PC Plod – meaning – is a British slang term used to refer to a police officer, particularly one slow-witted or dull – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

The rivalry between Manchester City and Manchester United is not just on the pitch it audaciously over flows in to everyday life much to the amusement of Liam Gallagher who has Wayne Rooney in his sights!  The ex Oasis star who is an avid City supporter had this to say about Wayne Rooney – quote – ‘A balloon with a Weetabix crushed on top’ in reference to the United striker’s hair transplant.

What a hilarious comment allayed with a great commercial plug for Weetabix. So far as we know  Rooney has not bounced back at Liam with a ‘Ferret looking through a Lavatory Brush’ type retort.

The full quote from the Beady Eye frontman Liam Gallagher was – quote -  “I’m not having it. He looks like a f***ing balloon with a f***ing Weetabix crushed on top. – more – “He’s better off as a skinhead, isn’t he?”

Back to Weetabix good healthy food that may or may not stop ones hair from falling out or receding that fast as one welcomes a new ‘Yul Brynner’ look.

Regarding Wayne Rooney one has to say that his new look hairstyle makes him very  similar to a ‘ Walnut Whip Slapped atop a Lightbulb’

This story is not yet receding and will likely run into the winter when one is laid on the rug watching the EPL game when up pops Wayne Rooney with a wig of a goal!

Wayne Rooney is a first class header of the ball and has scored many EPL goals with headers! Some say he acquired this gift because when he was growing up he always ate Weetabix for breakfast! Seems like Liam Gallagher was not aware of this fact when he made the Weetabix jibe at Wayne Rooney!

Liam Gallagher and Wayne Rooney Having a Rug of a Time…

On Monday night we ventured out onto the streets in London near the Olympic Village to find a plethora of blonde and fair haired eastern European women selling roadside sex. These girls are using stealth tactics and are not offending any passer’s by, and are certainly not giving away any tell tale signs of selling sex that will alert the Police to take action. Never less they are about and are available and many look very tasty too!

These tautologous nymphs From Eastern Europe are smartly dressed in a very sultry way, that in no way indicates that in reality they are just common street whores. These very salacious temptresses are playing a very cute low key sex sales campaign. They are keeping below the radar look out from the cops who are overlooking and keeping law and order on the streets of London during the once in a lifetime Olympic Games in London.

One question one oriental visitor asked about London – quote – ‘Is London the sex capital of the world!’ We are not equipped to answer that question but suffice to say we can comment with – quote – ‘No idea but certainly if you are looking for sex in London, it is for sale and available on almost every ‘Street Corner’ in London Town.’

The eastern European girls have created a market and they are now very experienced in touting sex that makes large amounts of money for a few thousand sultry, sexy woman who know what they want from sex – MONEY – and they have perfected a low key sales platform in which men are almost queueing up to pay for sex.

Tautologous Nymphs from Eastern Europe are Selling Street Sex in London…

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Tautologous – meaning – ‘A fair-haired blonde’ is tautologous if ‘fair-haired’ and ‘blonde’ are taken to have the same meanings.

GB Athletes have got off to a dismal start at the 2012 London Olympic Games the GB medal count to date is derisory

Great Britain 2012 London Olympic Games Medal Count.

No Gold Medals

1 Silver Medals
•    Liz Armistead – Women’s Cycling Road Race

2 Bronze Medals
•    Rebecca Adlington – Swimming – Women’s 400m Freestyle final
•    GB Men’s Team – Gymnastics – Artistic

As at Tuesday morning, July 31, 2012 the above does not make pretty reading does it! The failures as an avid sports fan I am not even going to go there and comment on what went wrong – but I am bitterly disappointed in  how GB athletes have fared to date in the 2012 London Olympic Games Medal Count.

Needless to say the brutal UK tabloid press had high expectations but don’t they just love it once the athletes lose! The GB athletes have it real tough the press hype them up to impossible heights that they will never conquer, then when they fail the tabloids slaughter them on the way down. BRUTAL nothing more nothing less, it does not look good. However the facts are hard to disregard so far in 2012 London Olympic Games the GB sports stars have under achieved by a country mile. So as much as the UK tabloid press relish and thrive on failure, what else could they do other than lambast the GB Olympic under achievers.

Fortunately still many days left at the 2012 London Olympic Games for GB athletes to come good and win a ‘Sack Full of Gold Medals’ but right now that looks like a big ask that will not be fulfilled. Hope 100% that we are wrong and the GB sports stars pull out all the stops to win GOLD!

GB Athletes are an Embarrassment at the 2012 London Olympic Games…

These last two years and more it has been very difficult to keep up to speed with how Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli will play on match day. Namely will he turn on the magic score maybe two goals and get the man of the match award! That happens sometimes but in other games he plays, but may as well have not turned up!

But off the field he always turns up and indeed most of the time seems to pose for the paparazzi in an erect position, we suppose this is due to his burgeoning record as a lothario or as someone like Wayne Rooney would say in Manchester – quote – ‘Mario Balotelli is a serial – Knob Hound!’

We have some breaking news just in from Ibiza the Spanish Mediterranean island playground of the rich and famous  a mere ferry ride away from the sun kissed Costa Blanca. Mario Balotelli has just pulled a  new lover, she is sizzling hot French model Vanessa Lawrens! Now the question being asked around Manchester is will Mario Balotelli be bringing the super sexy Vanessa Lawrens to get Mario-ed in Manchester.

She has all the attributes that will keep Mario alert and erect! Watch this space for more news with this sports celeb gossip! At this moment in time Vanessa Lawrens is still a model but if she lands in Manchester then the audacious title of ‘WAG’ will be slapped on her courtesy of The Sun tabloid.

Is Vanessa Lawrens on her way to get Mario-ed in Manchester…

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Vanessa Lawrens – meaning – 23 year old French fashion model from Lomme in the north of  France has modeled for Gucci – Chanel – Adidas and many more leading fashion brands and houses  – Attribution to Ozami.Net

So what has gone wrong with the UK institution BBC TV they have made several broadcasting blunders in 2012. They have flunked some major events including but not limited to :-

• The Opening Ceremony for the 2012 London Olympic Games has been criticized with many saying BBC TV offered poor coverage
• Then BBC TV botched in embarrassing style the showcase spectacle of the opening day the Men’s Cycling Road Race. The irony is that the race was relayed in such a hotch potch manner that at many times it was unclear to viewers who was actually leading the race and the broadcasted race time gaps were often incorrect. BBC TV knew they had flunked the live TV coverage and at the end of the race they offered a public apology for the BBC Men’s Cycling Road Race coverage.
• The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebration was another marquee event that showcased BBC TV as an inept calamitous broadcaster. This BBC TV event was a national disaster for the flagship TV channel!

So what has gone wrong with BBC TV, well they shipped out many of the elite broadcasters forcing them into premature retirement. This left BBC TV with no access to experienced staff with proven skill sets needed when recording major public events. How did people find out they switched on BBC TV and that was that – ‘Oh no turn off that rubbish’ was the cry – click – millions just switched off.

Come on BBC TV get your act together this is simply just not good enough, no excuses you are 100 percent funded by the beleaguered British tax paying public! Stop the rot and stop it now.

BBC TV 2012 Botched Broadcast Meltdown…

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BBC – The British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) is a British public service broadcaster headquartered at Broadcasting House in the City of Westminster, London – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

10 People in UK Who Need to Shut Up During the Olympics, believe you me there are many more but for tasters we have showcased ten only :-

•    Katie Price – All one can say this silly woman needs to go away for a long long time – this silly piece of work was formally known as Jordan!
•    AVB – Andre Villas-Boas – Please shut the F**k Up while the 2012 Olympic Games are in progress in London. Your babbling has become an annoyance to the British Public
•    Amy Childs – God we know that you have some new plastic boobs but nobody wants to know about your misfortune, please take a bow or bra and go away sexually – Thank You
•    Mila Kunis – Oops entered by mistake we want to hear about this honey anytime!
•    Mitt Romney – Please leave UK alone and go back to your miniscule world of naivety in the USA.
•    Danielle Lloyd – Not  a lot anyone can say about this oh so simple being who has resurfaced today saying something about some tweets! Danielle Lloyd please crawl back under a rock no one wants to know about the tweets.
•    The Sun Page 3 – Today showcases Hollie Peers of 30F fame big up front, she will be having a breast of a time at the Olympics so all is well, no problem at all with The Sun Page 3, they get a VIP pass too, another special exemption.
•    Imogen Thomas – Give it a rest girl after all this is the time of  GB Team Football they are having a Giggs of a time. Imogen your banging time with Giggs was in the past not the present!
•    Kerry Katona – Some jerk posted this on Twitter – quote – “Why isn’t Kerry Katona carrying the Iceland flag?” It is funny though but the irony is the tweet poster was serious – Maybe the poster was a sibling of Coerobus!
•    Coerobus – Special exemption the first ever Olympics Winner in 776BC

10 People in UK Who Need to Shut Up During the Olympics…

Mitt Romney in UK July 2012 days before the opening of the 2012 London Olympics. He came, he saw and then he opened his mouth and five seconds later he was toast as he showed about as much knowledge as Sarah Palin on a good day which as millions know is ZILCH!

Mitt Romney his opening gambit in UK – quote –  “There are a few things that were disconcerting, the stories about the private security firm not having enough people, supposed strike of the immigration and customs officials, that obviously is not something which is encouraging. Because there are three parts that makes Games successful. ” -  more – “Number one, of course, are the athletes. That’s what overwhelmingly the Games are about. Number two are the volunteers. And they’ll have great volunteers here. But number three are the people of the country. Do they come together and celebrate the Olympic moment? And that’s something which we only find out once the Games actually begin.”

The London mayor, Boris Johnson, nailed Mitt Romney with a stellar rebuke – quote -  “The Geiger counter of Olympo-mania is going to go zoink! off the scale! People are coming from around the world, and they’re seeing us, and they’re seeing the greatest country on Earth, aren’t they? There are some people who are coming from around the world who don’t yet know about all the preparations we’ve done to get London ready in the last seven years. I hear there’s a guy called Mitt Romney who wants to know whether we’re ready. Are we ready? “

The American Press lambasted Romney for his UK gaffe
•    Boris Johnson, Mayor Of London, Rips Mitt Romney At Rally  – Huffington Post
•    Mitt Romney tries to steer around Olympics controversy in London meetings – The Washington Post
•    Romney’s Remarks on Olympics Cause Stir in London – New York Times

This dude is such a flake he cannot even keep his grey hairs dyed even though he promotes for some black hair dye company!

USA Press Feast on Mitt Romney UK Olympics Gaffe…

The high rolling mogul yacht owners are in town for the London 2012 Olympics. Or are they when they are getting billed at £9,000 UK Pounds a Day to Moor at Canary Wharf, one has to wonder on those grounds, that they did not come for the Olympics, but came to show off wealth and have parties that will attract the celebs and the following paparazzi. After all if the yachts turned up say a month ago the publicity would have been minimal, but now with all the athletes in town the super yacht owners  are here too, to suck in all the attention they can gather as people ogle at the obscene wealth and  luxurious lifestyle of these international high rollers.

Super Yachts at Canary Wharf for London 2012 Olympics
•    Ilona – Owned by former Chairman of National Car Parks Donald Gosling
•    Seanna  – Owned by Westfield Group co-founder Frank Lowy
•    Dollar Bay – Owned by Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen
•    Deniki – 52 Metre yacht of Dutch billionaire Marcel Boekhoorn

All moored at the South Quay of East London’s West India Docks

The yacht of Bill Gates is expected soon along with the super yacht of Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich

For these special few I see a local ferry company are on hand to ferry the super rich from South Quay of East London’s West India Docks to the Olympics for the bargain basement ferry fare price of – quote – ‘Water Chariots is using east London’s River Lea to provide limousine and cruiser charter services, costing up to 7,500 pounds, to ferry people to the Olympic site.’

Another mooring dock is being opened for three more luxury yachts due to arrive later this week at East London’s Royal Victoria Docks

Who is Paying £9000 UK Pounds a Day to Moor at Canary Wharf….

Exactly one year ago Luka Modric was unsettled at Tottenham Hotspur with the media buzz abounding  with chat that Modric was going here there and everywhere! But the Spurs management team led by the astute and brilliant man manager Harry Redknapp settled the player and thanks to these mature organizational skills a problem between the Spurs club and the player Luka Modric never surfaced.

Fast forward one year to July 2012  Tottenham Hotspur is a very different club Harry Redknapp has been dramatically axed and CEO Daniel Levy turned to a ‘Clown’ as Harry’s replacement – AVB – Andre Villas-Boas. To glean an insight into this ‘Circus Act’ one has only to cross London to Chelsea where ask any Chelsea FC supporter about AVB – and the rest we cannot publish as Chelsea FC supporters swear more frequently than legendary Chelsea center back John ‘F**king’ Terry.

Chaos reigns at White Hart Lane Real Madrid are chasing to buy the mercurial midfield maestro but AVB have once again shown his hand :-
•    Showed he was incapable of dealing with Real Madrid with professionalism hence offsetting any club or player disruption
•    Re Luka Modric it seems he has not been updated on any imminent transfer and it looks like he has received no support from AVB – Andre Villas-Boas and/or Daniel Levy so he went AWOL. Since when he has returned back to White Hart Lane and been fined very heavily for his unauthorized absence.

What a shambles I have followed Spurs as my second team for over 30 years and seeing what is now going on in North London has even depressed the Tottenham Hotspur Cockerel!

We see no necessity to disparage a ‘Clown’ after all when you leave them alone one can laugh at them at will! We see no need to change the status quo.

AVB Once Again Shows Lack of Man Management Skills with Luka Modric…

Here is a brief overview on the Clifford Collinge Warsop murder trial that has gripped Nottingham Crown Court for the last six weeks resulting in three defendants being found guilty of murder.

Guilty of Murder
•    Charlotte Collinge (45), of Sandy Lane,Warsop
•    Stephen Shreeves (40), of Laurel Avenue, Church Warsop
•    Kelvin Dale (27), of Forest Road, Warsop
The guilty 3 will be sentenced on 31st July 2012

Not Guilty of Murder and Assault
•    Robert Proud (36), of Greendale Close, Warsop

Crime Scene Mock Up
Location
•    Crates and Grapes Wine Bar and the Collinge Family Home in Sandy Lane, Warsop.

Date
•    8th October 2011

Last October 2011 Charlotte Collinge wife of millionaire Clifford Collinge went to the Crates and Grapes Wine Bar where she met and enticed three men with the promise of sex.They were Steven Shreeves – Kelvin Dale and Robert Proud. Then it got ugly Charlotte Collinge took the men back to her family home  for sex. The sex seems on reflection to have hyped the men up when the sex temptress convinced the men to murder her husband millionaire Clifford Collinge.  According to trial evidence they then battered the helpless husband causing 46 separate injuries including 30 broken ribs and a fractured skull.

Murder Weapons
•    A metal clamp
•    A guitar
Were used to batter and murder the defenseless 61 year old millionaire

Motive Behind The Murder
With Clifford Collinge out of the way Charlotte Collinge stood to inherit  £1 million pounds

Warsop Crates and Grapes Wine Bar Killer Charlotte Collinge Guilty….

Legend
Crates and Grapes Wine Bar – meaning – “You’ve all seen the footage in the Crates and Grapes [wine bar]. She’s a slag, it’s a terrible thing to have to say, it’s an awful word. But it doesn’t make her guilty of murder.” – Attribution to Stuart Rafferty QC Defense Counsel for Charlotte Collinge

Stuart Rafferty QC was wrong the court have decided she is both a slag and a murderer!

British Airways have dismissed pilot Martin Greathurst because he sent a crude text image to a woman he met while off duty, traveling on another airline flight. British Airways were informed that at a later date Martin Greathurst sent a sexually explicit image to the unnamed lady. BA considered details of the incident and based on facts they had on the sexy text images they sacked the BA pilot.

The adjudicated decision makers found the pilot guilty of gross misconduct at a BA disciplinary hearing, the 51 year old pilot who has worked for BA for over twenty years, expressed disappointment in the sacking verdict and will appeal the case.

Martin Greathurst’s wife ironically owns a fashion boutique named ‘Laid Bare Lingerie!’ One has to wonder whether the ex pilots judgment was compromised thinking about his lingerie shop as he appears to have been ‘Laid Bare’ when he ventured to click on his mobile and send the sexually explicit photograph of himself to a woman.

Laid Bare Lingerie Address
33a High Street,
Steyning,
West Sussex BN44 3YE
Telephone :- 01903 815144

Have yet to see this story plastered all over the pages of the trashy UK tabloid newspapers – but the storyline has all the ingredients of a front page splash – sex – lingerie – BA pilot – smut and crude incidents the mind boggles for sure this will all be ‘Laid Out Bare!’ – Very Soon.

Laid Bare Lingerie British Airways Pilot Martin Greathurst Dismissed for Sending Crude Text Image…

Legend
Laid Bare Lingerie – meaning – LAID BARE LINGERIE is a sophisticated new lingerie boutique in Steyning West Sussex. We offer charm and unparalleled personal service and are proud to be the officially approved retailers for La Perla, Lise Charmel, Marie Jo, Prima Donna, Chantelle, Triumph and Hanro. – Attribution to LaidBareLingerie.Com

Mass killers, serial murderers and massacre shooters are often synonymous with their place of residence which gains notoriety after the crime and attract weirdos.

Here are some of the most famous mass murderer home address locations :-
• John Reginald Halliday Christie of 10,Rillington Place Notting Hill, London was a British serial killer responsible for the murder of at least six women – maybe more eight is likely the killings took place in the 1040s.
• Fred & Rose West of 25 Cromwell Street, Gloucester, England serial killers of twelve young women they enticed into the family home then slaughtered and buried them in the cellars and the back garden of the house. The murders took place between 1967 to 1987.
• Timothy McVeigh of Nichols family farm in Decker, Michigan. The Oklahoma Bomber detonated a truck bomb killing 168 people who were either inside or near to the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building Oklahoma City on April 19, 1995.
• Ted Bundy aka Theodore Robert “Ted” Bundy born Theodore Robert Cowell of Burlington, Vermont. The ‘Godfather’ of serial killers confessed to killing 30 young women in the 1970s.
• Donald Neilson real name Donald Nappey of Bradford aka The Black Panther murdered three people including heiress Lesley Whittle murder who he lowered into a drainage shaft and tied a wire rope around her neck then left her hanging down the shaft in 1975
• Ian Brady and Myra Hindley of Greater Manchester, England the notorious Moors murderers they kidnapped and murdered five children and hideously buried the remains on the remote Pennine moors the killings took place between July 1963 and October 1965.

Now we have the latest ‘Homes of the Evil’ entry
• James Holmes aka ‘I am the Joker’ of 1690 Paris St. Aurora, Colorado shot dead 12 people and injured 70 more as dressed in a gas mask and bullet proof vest he went on shooting “The Dark Knight Rises” massacre in a downtown movie theater in Aurora on Friday, July 20, 2012 in Washington, DC.

The police have not been able to enter 1690 Paris St. Aurora, Colorado to date as the killer James Holmes has booby trapped the apartment with wires – ammunition and possibly bombs set to explode.

We expect this latest address to be added to the ‘Homes of the Evil’ will rapidly became a morbid tourist attraction surrounded by mobile street vendors selling everything from food and drinks to T-Shirts et al and other obtuse and macabre items that appeal to a minority audience who collect this tardy and disturbing type of memorabilia.

What does the future hold for 1690 Paris St. Aurora, Colorado, well we shall have to wait and see but we prophecy that sometime in the next five years the apartment block will be demolished and the site leveled to the ground.

1690 Paris St Aurora Colorado Massacre James Holmes..

Prince Harry went to the premiere of the Batman film The Dark Knight Rises with a beautiful new companion Cressida Bonas. Could this be the start of a new romance for dashing man about town the one and only Prince Harry who knows time will tell! This girl is a looker that is for sure and as they went clubbing after the premiere they looked very good together. Many pundits have said the new dazzling blonde has some of the looks of Prince Harry ex Chelsy Davy.

Cressida Bonas Background Profile
•    Ex Leeds University Student
•    Stunning Blonde
•    Leggy and willowy
•    Bright intelligent fun girl
•    Society parents Jeffrey Bonas and Lady Mary-Gaye Georgiana Lorna Curzon.
•    Half sister of actress and model Isabella Calthorpe
•    No bad publicity or skeletons in the cupboard to date

No idea whether this relationship will blossom into romance, but this girl looks to have the pedigree that would be welcomed into royal circles.

By all accounts Cressida Bonas keeps a lot of her life in her own privacy zone, shunning events and areas where if in attendance she may be vulnerable to the avaricious paparazzi and the negative press brigade dressed up as the UK tabloid press. Sensible intelligent girl has the common sense to not get mixed up with the WAGs – EPL Footballers – Big Brother et al and all that style of UK celebrity garbage and trash!

Maybe this girl is smart enough to make the giant stride of acceptance into Royalty. Certainly the high class nightclub Le Salon in  Mayfair, central London will be looking to be revisited by Cressida Bonas and Prince Harry.

Maybe another Royal Wedding in  2015 – three more years to wait!

Cressida Bonas Goes To Batman film The Dark Knight Rises with Prince Harry…

Some people are so unlucky in life that they have to work harder than most to get genitalia to meet generating moments of sexual ecstasy! Ryan Giggs captain of the GB football team and his fellow team mates like Craig Bellamy –  Gareth Bale – Micah Richards have now found out they will be expected to perform on and off the pitch, because where they are staying in the Olympic Village is an area where the neighbors are blond hotties from the USA – Denmark – Sweden and Iceland!

Here is how this domestic inconvenience will affect midfield playmaker Ryan Giggs as off the pitch in the Olympic Village he will have to revert to what he does best namely – align his center stump up and take up a strikers position with the blondes as the sexual target conquests. But observers are confident that Ryan Giggs will be up for the post of main striker as he has done this with panache in the recent past with model Imogen Thomas then he delicately played some home games where he resorted to befting his own brother’s wife Natasha Giggs.

So all in all the sex games scenario looks all set for the GB football team and if – Craig Bellamy –  Gareth Bale – Micah Richards will not sexually service the blonde beauties, have no fear main striker Ryan Giggs will have no problem in getting laid with a bevy of blonde beauties.

Ryan Giggs and Footie Team Housed Near Blonde Girls in Olympic Village…

Legend
London 2012 Olympics – meaning – The 2012 Summer Olympic Games, officially the Games of the XXX Olympiad, also known informally as London 2012 (for example on the official logo), are scheduled to take place in London, United Kingdom, from 27 July to 12 August 2012. – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

Athletes in the thousands have already arrived at London 2012 Olympics Village and the place is rocking and rolling in sex humping fiesta

So what is on the Sex Humping Menu

Olympic Sex Games – That means any way a gymnast can move is acted out between the sheets or sex al fresco Olympic athletes do not really care anything goes. As long as it is ‘Down n Dirty!’

BBWO  – Bare Back With Out – just dirty sex au natural sans protection. By all accounts London 2012 Olympics athletes just love sex humping bareback.

BBW – Bare Back With for the athletes who want to bump and grind with the intrusion of a condom to keep out the STDs. The athletes will have access to  50,000 more free condoms than Beijing supplied by the London 2012 Olympics committee

It is  a randy business athletes appreciate that not every competitor is going to win a gold medal! But in the London Sex Olympics that is different all together and the universal pledge amongst the sports stars is that whatever make sure all the girls get laid and all the boys get the legover.

Some quotes from previous Olympics Sex

US target shooter Josh Lakatos, 39.
•    “I’d never witnessed the debauchery seen at Sydney 2000 in my entire life.
•    “My apartment in the Olympic Village was like a brothel.

In some of the team sports say the boys team and the girls team would meet up
•    Then the whole of the girls team would get shagged by the boys team
•    The heady mixture of fitness and sex blends into sex orgies where the more the merrier.
•    We know it is not called the Sex Olympics 2012 but it should be as that is the stark reality, only a few win gold but everyone F**KS!

London Humps as Sex Olympic Games Begin…

Unbelievable the United Kingdom is deep in recession, the Government is cash negative owing billions of pounds to finance institutions and other countries. Yet the public funded BBC are shelling out huge salaries to a mixture of losers and motor mouths with little or no ability.

The Lucky Top BBC Earners
•    Gary Lineker – Please, please, not that silly man on the box again. Not worth  a bag of crisps let alone a million pounds. Disaster of the Day!
•    Alan Hansen – Who? Oh yes he sits on Match of the Day with Gary Lineker – YAWN!
•    Graham Norton – Chat Show Host, just another mouth piece nothing more.
•    Jeremy Paxman – News Anchor class act and excellent at dismantling the reputation of politicians and leading public figures. Worth whatever it takes to keep him at BBC.
•    Chris Evans – DJ has the ability to command huge salaries, value for money maybe years ago but must be on or heading for the sell by shelf.
•    BBC have at least 16 high earners  at this time we are unable to confirm more names.

Tory MP Damian Collins on the BBC salaries – quote – These pay packets are extortionate. There needs to be much greater transparency for salaries paid by the BBC. – more – “If the BBC really feel they need to pay these salaries, they should be open about them. The BBC have to be careful at a time of job losses.”

BBC paid out £16million in 2011/12, £5million down on 2010/11. £9million was paid to celebs earning £1million to £5million.

Time for the public in all areas to lobby  the local MP complaining  about these mind boggling salaries paid to a number of celebs who have little or no talent to justify such monstrous rewards for doing next to nothing.

6 BBC Stars On Over  £1 Million Salary…

OK fast forward a few weeks let’s suppose it is day 3 of the London Olympic Games 2012. The first few days sales figures are just coming and topping the bill on sales are Polish Food Products

•    Kartoflanka – Potato Soup
•    Czernina – Duck Blood Soup
•    Grochówka – Pea and Lentil Soup
•    Golonka – Stewed Pork Hock or Knuckle
•    Kaszanka – Polish blood sausage, made of pork blood, liver, lungs and fat with kasza, spiced with onion, pepper and marjoram.

Quite frankly we were shocked to see so much Polish food being sold. So we went to look for one of Lord Coe’s Olympic team to see if anyone could offer an explanation. We came across a guy who looked like David Beckham a walking ‘Clothes Horse’ trying to look fashionable wearing a flat cap yes you guessed right – Made in Poland!

Anyway we approached the David Beckham look alike and asked him – ‘Do you work for the Lord Coe Olympic team and/or are you with GS4 the security company’ The Flat Cap started spinning atop his brow as his eyes narrowed to make him appear just like a ferret looking through a lavatory brush! His reply in perfect Polish was – quote – zalujace JA nie rozumiem co *f**k* wy mówicie o – roughly translated into English – quote – ‘Sorry I do not understand what the f**k you are talking about!’

Umm if that or similar is in store with the Lord Coe Olympic team and/or GS4 Security Guards we will be in for some Olympic fun and games!

Typical G4S Security Guard Scenario at the London Olympic Games…

Legend
Cartoon – Thanks and attribution for the cartoon goes to Paul Thomas of The Daily Express

Mr. Rio Ferdinand please take note that everyman and his dog knows about your limitations in life, namely that due to being mentally challenged you are only physically capable of  doing two things in your life…
•    Kick a football
•    Switch on a mobile device and send Tweets

A litany of things Mr. Rio Ferdinand has difficulty managing
•    Keeping his mouth shut but please do us all a favor – ‘Please Shut the F**k Up!’
•    Please stop acting like an imbecile in public – Thank You
•    Stop all this abuse that you are turning out on Twitter
•    And keep out of the fallout of the acquittal of John Terry on racism charges the man was found not guilty in a court of law and that is the final definitive judgement. What happens now is none of your business Mr. Rio Ferdinand.

Now to comments on the rubric sending out a public Tweet disparaging Ashley Cole by calling him a ‘Choc Ice’ is out of order period. One more time Mr. Rio Ferdinand ‘Please Shut the F**k Up!’

The upshot of all this puerile behavior is that kids and budding up and coming footballers are seeing all this nonsense published on a daily basis. The FA should intervene and say enough is enough because all that Rio Ferdinand – John Terry – Anton Ferdinand – Ashley Cole and the likes are doing is bringing the sport of football into disrepute.

Come on all you ‘Champagne Charlies’ grow up you will not be playing top class football for ever there is a life after your career ends, that is if there is any of you left who do not get kicked to death on the way down!

Rio Ferdinand Tweets at ‘Choc Ice’ Ashley Cole…

Legend
Choc Ice – meaning – A black person who acts like a white person! Like is black on the outside and is white on the inside.

Now after five days of unwanted tawdry publicity all the world now knows that -  John Terry is not a Racist!

Hey wait on a minute that statement is only true in the eyes of the law, we have yet to see a public statement from the CPS – Crown Prosecution Service and the self promoting Police. These two public funded inept and inefficient public service providers are not going to stand up and admit that they wasted millions of pounds of the public’s hard earned money bringing this non- starter racism charge to court.

But there should be an enquiry into who made two decisions namely :-

Who in the Police made the decision to prosecute?

Who in the CPS – Crown Prosecution Service made the decision that the Police had a case and as such at vast public expense millions  of pounds were wasted in getting the racism trial to Westminster Magistrates Court

•    John Terry is not a Racist

However John Terry is :-
•    A self confessed philanderer
•    An overpaid EPL footballer
•    An extremely bad example of a sports role model
•    A foul mouthed man who does not care – “it’s handbags innit – It is what we do innit” is how he defends his abusive behavior on the football pitch.
•    A London born and bred braggart
•    Plus a host more negative characteristics too many to list here…

But there are much deeper considerations when one looks to see how the CPS – Crown Prosecution Service and the Police perform their duties in the UK – United Kingdom like:-
•    The botched News Corp phone hacking scandal ongoing for years with a public cost soaring into hundreds of millions of pounds – for what can anyone explain.
•    The futile attempt to convict Harry Redknapp on tax evasion charges.
Those two examples are just scratching the surface there are hundreds all in all costing Joe Public more than a billion pounds in paid taxes. Unbelievable that such dereliction of duty prevails on so big a scale in the UK!

John Terry is not a Racist…

That was the week that was – a man got fed up with his girlfriend reading the BDSM tome ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ by EL James. So what did he do – easy – he got a bottle of HP Brown Sauce and poured it all over her face. OMG what an improvement on her looks that made! The BDSM addicted lassie was not impressed with her boyfriend – regardless of the fact that all the top social network sites were waxing lyrical on how smart the boyfriend was to be so creative and make up the face of his GF with a  new brown sheen look!

Some girlfriends are just so ungrateful this man saw an opportunity to soil the dopey book ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ by EL James. So what did he do he spilt the HP Brown Sauce bottle all over the book – super – one down – one to go! He looked at his girlfriend saw room to improve the look on her face so the rest of the HP Brown Sauce went all over her face.

Then what should have transpired they should have started copulating buried in fifty shades of brown. The girl was not up for that so she sold her story to the UK Tabloids. Now she has no boyfriend but she has enough cash to buy a wagon load of HP Brown Sauce.

Some UK girls are just so frumpy they may be into reading about fake imaginary BDSM but they are not up for some brown saucy fun!

We have showcased a 2 liter can of sauce because when the BF does it again two  liters of flowing brown sauce makes a better job!

Fifty Shades of Brown Thanks to HP Sauce as GF Face Turns Grey…

As the world’s top professional  cycling  race the Tour de France 2012  moves into the real mountain stages a cloud of controversy seems to be hovering over Team Sky. In the race they are doing great, they have Bradley Wiggins leading in the GC and now in the coveted yellow jersey of race leader for 4 days. Then in the 3rd place on the GC they have Chris Froome so performance wise it would take a lot to be in a better position.

But Team Sky are handling the press abysmally and digging  a hole vis a vie the reputation of the team. Moreover they are rumblings of discontent in the peleton with leading rider Vincenzo Nibali coming out saying that Bradley Wiggins is showing no respect to Nibali on the road.

There is more to come as the press have questioned Team Sky boss Dave Brailsford about employing Dr. Geert Leinders on an 80 day contract. Brailsford gave this oblique reply – quote –  “I positively, 100% say there is no threat of anything untoward since he’s been with us. But there is reputation threat.” What a dopey reply Sky have spent millions on the team yet they do not employ a street wise PR spokesman.

Dr. Geert Leinders has some very negative  history in cycling including working with Rabobank when the team was caught up in a doping scandal. Then Dr. Geert Leinders was the doctor who took care of the disgraced serial doper Michael Rasmussen who is a lowlife with a name as tarnished as Floyd Landis in the sport of professional cycling.

This raises a big red flag where one could adorn the flag with lettering like – ‘Who is doping in Team Sky?’

Team Sky Procycling Factfile
2012 UCI status: ProTeam
Sponsor: Broadcast network
Team Nationality: UK
Website: teamsky.com
Team Manager: David Brailsford
Directeurs sportifs: Steven De Jongh, Rod Ellingworth, Servais Knaven, Marcus Ljungqvist, Nicolas Portal, Sean Yates

Team Sky Wiggins in Yellow Dr. Geert Leinders in Red…

Racism is TABOO Period and is not accepted or tolerated in any shape – form and/or degree, that is our position here at Ozami.Net

Chelsea captain John Terry is on trial accused of racially abusing Anton Ferdinand during a Premier League match. He denies the offence.

How the hell did this case get to court surely someone has to be held responsible for allowing this disgraceful public charade where the protagonists are gaining publicity doing a stellar job in massaging inflated egos and encouraging thoroughly distasteful traits of hubris and outright bragging  – by two footballers that love to be portrayed as foul mouthed overpaid yobs who play football in the EPL

This trial is a shambolic spectacle with a litany of foul mouthed language and abuse that does nothing to help prevent racism, all that is being delivered to the public is a disgusting overview on how two mentally challenged footballers  swear – curse and shout abuse in public masquerading behind multi million pound salaries secure in the believe that the money they earn, gives them the divine right  to go to work ie on the football pitch  and spend the next 90 minutes swearing and abusing the opposing players on the team they are playing.

What good is the trial doing to prevent and reduce racism in the world – please tell me as I all I see is a conveyor belt delivering everything I do not wish to see on TV and in the Press, so called public role models behaving like oaths who do not have a care in the world about how they promote there being in such a grandiose and objectionable manner!

The Police are not blameless either they have a public duty to explain how this case ever got to trial.

Terry Ferdinand Racism Trial Stinks of Grandiose Hubris…

A nationwide hunt is on for the killer of PC Ian Dibell in Clacton the wanted man has been named as Peter Reeve

Peter Reeve Profile

• White.
• 64 years old.
• 5ft 10in tall.
• Short greyish hair.
• Possibly wearing jeans and glasses.
• Police warning Peter Reeve is armed with a gun and must not be approached all sightings please notify the police on 999

Murder Incident Factfile

Reports coming in say off duty policeman PC Ian Dibell was shot dead by a single bullet to the head fired from close range by suspected killer Peter Reeve. The incident is said to have unfolded when a couple were seen to be arguing in Clacton when PC Ian Dibell stepped in to stop the argument and in the ensuing melee was summarily shot dead by a bullet to the head. Further details are limited but the police have no doubts on who the killer is namely Peter Reeve.

The Police have released this statement – quote –

Police were called at about 15:30 BST on Monday after gunfire was heard near Redbridge Road in Clacton-on-Sea.

The chief constable said: “Policing is a family and we are all hurting.

“This dreadful event reminds us all that policing is a mission that ultimately some die for.

“We will not rest until his killer is found.”

Mr Reeve, who is believed to be armed, is described as white, about 5ft 10ins tall with short, greyish hair, wearing jeans and possibly glasses. He comes from the Clacton area.

PC Ian Dibell was an “experienced neighbourhood police officer”

Armed officers are searching the town and residents have been advised to remain indoors

End of Police Statement

Peter Reeve Named as Killer of PC Ian Dibell in Clacton…

Time to add another category of person in the world, where we already have heterosexuals – bisexuals – lesbians – gay men and more… With now coming out in a flourish Asexual People aka Asexuals  this is great there is always a place in society for something as mundane and inoffensive as asexuality.

Asexuals fall into a number of categories like :-

AVEN – Asexual Visibility and Education Network

Everyone can now search for an inner self discovery and many are now realizing that any sexual attraction traits have all diminished and gone forever welcoming the opportunity to embrace the new world of asexuality!

This is so exciting for many – no arguments with the opposite sex – no sex – but lots of love without sexual contact! So how is this new lifestyle going to be delivered up in UK will we see coffee meets at Starbucks to discuss and exchange ideas about  Asexual People. A gathering of overweight asexual lovers at McDonalds to wax lyrical about how much more they enjoy eating a big mac now that they have come out as an asexual!

Asexual people are experiencing  the opportunity to enter into a sex free world in which many will trust that by removing sex from everyday lifestyle will lead to a better stress free comfort zone and an elevated plateau of enjoyment in general life. Guess on that note all we can say is – TRY IT!

Finally I guess that on Twitter very soon Joey Barton will enlighten the world and tell everyone what asexuality is all about!  Because Joey Barton will know and the UK public are so gullible and stupid they believe him.

Asexual People in UK Finally Secure an Identity…

Legend
Asexual – meaning -  A person who does not experience sexual attraction – Attribution to Asexuality.Org

Mega bucks await Andy Murray in new sponsorship deals regardless of whether he overcomes the odds and beats Roger Federer to become Wimbledon Mens Champion 2012. Big companies are lining up to sign up Andy Murray to promote a raft of global brands.

The Deals on Offer include :-
• £1million deal with Swiss watch giant Rado.
• £1million deal Nintendo Wii U.
• Bank of Scotland TV Ads.
• British Airways possible deal in the pipeline.
• £650,000 a time exhibition matches if he is Wimbledon champion
• £3million-a-year deal with Adidas already under contract.
• Plus many more clothes and major leading global brands like mobile phones – drinks – hotels etc etc

Andy Murray if he beats Roger Federer can expect to make at least £50million over the next five years at a cool £10million a year

Wimbledon 2012 – Sunday, July 08, 2012
Gentlemen’s Singles – Final
R.Federer v A.Murray

Bookmaker Odds

Roger Federer 1/2
Andy Murray 13/8

Our pre match forecast Andy Murray will be out played and out gunned on grass by the sublime skills and tactical awareness of champion supreme the one and only Roger Federer. In fact the pressure of the occasion could be too much for Andy Murray to handle, in which case Federer could steam roller over him to sink Murray in three straight sets. Another problem for Andy Murray will be the packed Wimbledon Center Court they will be down to a man partisan and pro Murray, but Federer will be aware of that and will be looking to get the match started with an early service break which will ratchet up the tension in the crowd putting more and more pressure on Andy Murray.

It will take more than the advice of coach Ivan Lendl to see Andy Murray being crowned Wimbledon Gentlemen’s Singles Final Champion 2012.

Federer to win in 3 straight sets!

Wimbledon 2012 Final Seals Big Sponsorship Deals to Andy Murray…

We are publishing this article as The Manchester Evening News and the Stone Roses rock band are requesting all the help they can find as the area widens in the search to find missing Stone Roses fan Chris Brahney.

Chris Brahney Profile
•    White
•    22 years old
•    Slim build
•    Short brown hair
•    Last seen wearing dark blue top, light blue shirt, maroon trousers, green wellington boots
•    Resident of Timperley

Manchester Evening News – quote –
•    There have been possible sightings reported later on Friday evening at the Park and Ride site in Bowlee. He was seen getting off a bus at the site and also spoke to a group of young women, telling them he had lost his phone and his friends.
•    A further possible sighting of Chris has been reported at Maccabi Sport Centre on Bury Old Road at about 12.05am. The new sighting suggests he may have been trying to head back to Heaton Park after leaving the Park and Ride centre.

PLEASE HELP FIND HIM – IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION PLEASE CONTACT POLICE ON  
0161-856-7652

Help Find Chris Brahney Missing After Stone Roses Manchester Gig…

Legend
Chris Brahney was last seen attending the Stone Roses concert in  Heaton Park, Manchester on Friday June 29th 2012.

London has some the finest architecture in the world intermingled among a plethora of famous landmarks. Hence it came as no surprise when rich Qataris decided to build ‘The Shard’ in the now oh so trendy area of Southwark in this fabulous capital city.

‘The Shard’ is now officially open and it immediately rests the mantle as what will be the ‘Jewel in the Crown’  of high rise super towers in London Town for decades to come.

‘The Shard’ Showcased
•    72 occupiable floors.
•    Offices.
•    Hotel with more than 200 rooms and suites.
•    Exclusive apartments.
•    Three floors of restaurants.
•    Viewing gallery.
•    Highest Building in Europe.
•    Ranked 59th in the list of the world’s tallest buildings.
•    Architect Renzo Piano.
•    Construction began in 2003.
•    Cost to build more than 450 million UK Pounds.
•    Services contractor Arup
•    Main Contractor Mace
•    The public viewing gallery will be located on the 72nd floor, at a height of 245 metres – 804 ft, and is expected to draw over two million visitors a year once it opens in February 2013.
•    At present all office space is unlet but when fully occupied the complex is estimated to have a net worth of 2.5 billion UK Pounds.

It will be interesting to see how long it takes to let all the office and retail outlets given that the United Kingdom is still mired in deep recession plus supporting  a UK banking sector that is corrupt – dysfunctional and grossly incompetent.

Impressive what will come next in London to compete with The Shard aka Shard London Bridge aka The Shard of Glass.

The Premier Landmark in London ‘The Shard’ Opens in 2012…

Legend
The 1,016ft Shard, made to look like a sliver of glass, was unveiled by the Duke of York and the PM of joint-owners Qatar. Official opening day July 5, 2012.

So now we know a little more about ex Barclays Bank honcho Bob Diamond as he appeared in front of MPs from the Treasury select committee he came over as an impressive witness. He was supremely well versed in the art of being misleading, aloof, evasive and for all the critiques who thronged in the chambers the general opinion was that Bob Diamond turned in a stellar performance akin to that other failed American Bernie Madoff. No one reporter actually came out and characterized Bob Diamond as Bernie Madoff Mark II, that would have categorically inferred that Mr Diamond is a crook and a charlatan.

At this phase of the Barclays Bank UK enquiry no criminal charges have been made but when they are made Mr Diamond must be top of the pile to be one of the first to be accused. In over three hours of grilling by the UK MPs the ex Barclays CEO proved to be a master of talking but in managing to ensure that what he spoke, what was said, was all fluff and camouflage as most of his answers were implausible.

However we did find out the following :-
• 14 traders were to blame and that they had tainted the reputation of the 140,000 people who work for Barclays
• How much did the Barclays investigation into Libor rigging cost? – About £100m, says Diamond.

Those two points aside in the rest of the hearing it was waffle followed by more waffle culminating for an afternoon of frustration for all the MPs. End result inconclusive the story has legs and for sure there is more to come – watch this space….

Barclays Bank UK Bob Diamond Appraisal ‘Too Big To Behave’…

Footnote
The British public are sick of UK Banks and UK Bankers, they have been lied too for long enough and all the while the banks refuse to lend money, because first they have to line the pockets of all their own employees with huge unrealistic salaries and bonuses.

As has been proved in the press these last few days the pending divorce of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is just that two people calling time on a failed marriage, It is no big deal!

The big scoop is in outing what goes on in Scientology Scientologists and ‘The Hole’ One knows this is a huge story trying to break out, when Rupert Murdoch takes to Twitter about the cult – quote –
•    ”Scientology back in news,” Murdoch tweeted. “Very weird cult, but big, big money involved with Tom Cruise either number two or three in [hierarchy].”
•    ”Watch Katie Holmes and Scientology story develop,” Murdoch wrote. “Something creepy, maybe even evil, about these people.”

Now that is powerful coming from the guy who arguably knows more about making news than anyone in the world. For certain Rupert Murdoch the boss of News Corp which includes – Fox News – New York Post  – WSJ – The Sun UK -  The Times UK and scores more media outlets around the world, will have now assigned many reporters to dig the dirt on Scientology Scientologists and ‘The Hole’

Interesting days are ahead as it seems the press can smell blood inside the Scientology Church and will not be happy until the blood and all the gory details are splattered all over the news across the world.

Is Scientology evil – who knows – but as long as Rupert Murdoch is involved there is a good chance we may find out who is evil!

Scientology Scientologists and ‘The Hole’…

Legend
The Hole – meaning -  Is allegedly a punishment block housed inside the Scientology Gold Base in California. A dire place used to detain and punish those who have sinned against Scientology – Frightening!

To people who follow professional road race cycling to see a new slimmed down Mark Cavendish riding for TEAM  SKY still having the sprint power to win a stage in the toughest cycle race in the world the Tour de France 2012  was indeed an impressive sight!

Tour de France 2012, stage two: Visé to Tournai, 207.5km
1. Mark Cavendish (GBr) Team Sky in 4-56-59
2. Andrè Greipel (Ger) Lotto-Belisol
3. Matt Goss (Aus) Orica-GreenEdge

In the final sprint scramble for the line Cavendish showed tactical awareness and great bike handling as the speeds fluctuated from above 50 km/hr to more than 70 km/hr as the power sprinters sit and wait to attack  as the team lead out riders set the pace at the front of the train. Typically teams lead out the cycle train with the team main sprinter in tow with the aim that the lead riders can stay in the lead to the final meters when they will shell off the train leaving the team sprinter to lunge for the line and victory. That is the normal way the sprint unfolds but in stage 2 of Tour de France 2012 at the finish in Tournai, Mark Cavendish was riding alone with no TEAM SKY riders in support and the final 200 meters  saw  ‘The Cav’ sweep past Lotto-Belisol’s Andrè Greipel and hit the line for his 21st stage win in the Tour de France

Form Insight
Mark Cavendish the reigning  World road race champion has his season built around the cycling road race in the London 2012 Olympics. But to get around the tough Olympics  course nine times up Box Hill in Surrey  and to have any chance of winning Cavendish has shed 8 pounds in  weight in the hope that he will be able to keep in the peleton and not get dropped. If he is  with the leaders as they climb Box Hill for the ninth and last time the SKY rider will have the opportunity to be there in the final sprint for the Olympics gold medal.

Cavendish Out Sprints Greipel and Goss to win Tour de France Stage 2 in Tournai…

KIEV OLYMPIC STADIUM,
UKRAINE

Spain reign supreme in Euro 2012 as the far superior Iberian champions demolish Italy 4-0 in the final of Euro 2012. The hard facts are that Italy were never in this game, not a case that the Italians did not turn up. They were there OK but they were simply eclipsed as the rampant Spanish six man midfield combo locked the game down in the middle of the park, then sprayed the ball all across the park as goals from  Silva – Alba -  Torres – Mata simply overwhelmed the disconsolate Italians as they buckled under the Iberian onslaught.

The talented Italian national side looked impressive in the group games right through to the semi finals when they dispatched Germany 2-1. But once again come the final of Euro 2012  Italy inspired in previous games by impressive midfield playmaking by maestro Andrea Pirlo never got in the game as Spain claimed the triple crown – Euro 2008 Cup Winners – World Cup Winners 2010 -  and now became the first team ever to win back to back European Championships

Spain v Italy Match Round Up
Spain beat Italy 4-0.

Match Goals
Spain  – David Silva 14’ – Jordi Alba  41’ – Fernando Torres 84’ – Juan Mata 88’

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Final  Euro 2012
July 01, 2012
KIEV OLYMPIC STADIUM,
UKRAINE

Match Stats Ball Possession
Spain – 52%
Italy – 48%

Summary
Spain were magnificent on the day and proved that the ‘Beautiful Game’ is still intact as they turned on a football master class seen on TV by over one billion viewers from around the world.

Spain 4-0 Italy Euro 2012 Football Demolition in the Ukraine…

This showcased image is pretty scary as it is supposed to represent Tom Cruise acting as a helicopter coming in to land – Oh My OPRAH!

This is brief recap of the last few years about a very dull, boring and annoying overpaid little actor Tom Cruise who says he lives a normal life at the  Scientology Celebrity Centre. Guess we as minions are brain washed that his ‘Control Freak’ based religion,  is a lifestyle that everyone in the world craves for after all Scientology has thousands of dedicated believers!

Anyway this normal every day dude has been shown the divorce exit door by his bride of five years Katie Holmes, so what does the publicity obsessed wannabe do he goes to Iceland with a gaggle of paparazzi in tow and gets a ride in a helicopter. Now this is a big big deal as the photo op is being published all around the world by the likes – TMZ – RadarOnline – Huffington Post – CNN – BBC – and endless tabloid and online celeb and gossip channels on the web!

Now here is the sizzle surrounding the Iceland Helicopter Ride out of over 7 billion people in the world just over five thousand – 5,000 wanted to see Tom Cruise sat in a helicopter in Iceland! The popularity of this guy just has no boundaries.

We live in strange times Tom Cruise had the nous to see the helicopter ride coming, but lacked the common sense to realize that only days before his forage into Iceland his soon to be ex wife Katie Holmes was getting  a lawyer to serve divorce papers in NYC so she could get rid of the ‘Control Freak’ Tom Cruise!

We are puzzled by all these latest shenanigans and feel that the public should been better served with news about Tom Cruise and offer some viable explanation why fellow scientologist John Travolta was not also sat in the helicopter in Iceland! Or was he and the paparazzi  missed him as his face was in propinquity to the midriff of the helicopter pilot as pellucidly it appears there may have been an agenda to add more spice to the story in getting an exclusive to ‘out’ the helicopter pilot! It has been reported somewhere that lawyers representing John Travolta say any such presentations that Mr Travolta has been anywhere near Iceland recently are all  ‘Malicious Gossip’ another unnamed resource say that the legal denial came from a team of legal eagles who are reputed to represent John Travolta – a freelance stringer said on record that the self same firm of lawyers had an office in a tower block downtown NYC named Gay Towers!

Summary how dull and boring all this is and who cares as Tom Cruise had a pre nup with Katie Holmes which said Cruise would pay Holmes $11 Million dollars for each year she stayed in the marriage and also additionally Katie Holmes would get to keep a palatial home in California.

TomKat Lived a Normal Life When Staying at Scientology Celebrity Centre…

Ouch this was in one of the UK dailies a man who had a desire to be BIG downstairs – not in the lounge silly me – in his pants his nether loins he wanted a BIGGER Member!

True story about 32 year old Mark Edwards who went under the knife in central London all because he wanted a ‘Thicker Johnson’ aka a ‘Thicker Penis’ He had measured his ‘Crown Jewels’ and was comfortable with the length of his member, but decidedly unhappy about the girth of his ‘Todger’ So mind set he set about doing something about his girth – and quickly realized that drinking a lot of beer expanded his girth but in the wrong area all around his waist. So rule one drinking was out – yes sir that was not going to pack out the package!

Not to be put off with his wish for a ‘Fat Knob’ aka ‘Big Fat Dick’ the 32 year old construction worker went to Harley Street where a number of clinics do ‘Penis Enlargement’ whew those two words are a mouthful to get one’s tongue around. So he got on the phone with London Centre For Aesthetic Surgery on Harley Street and here is where he got even more tongue tied as a young female assistant answered the phone and then Mark Edwards began stuttering how he wanted a penoplasty procedure done by Dr Roberto Viel but he did not want to finish up hung like a donkey!

Umm so fast forward to the day of the procedure – Dr Roberto Viel was ready and stood to attention – those words are surely wrong this is a serious subject that one cannot be flippant about we are definitely talking about something entirely different than going to Starbucks for a coffee! Surely any inference that Dr Roberto Viel was erect before the procedure, is highly unethical and is the sort of gibberish that would be printed in The Sun the UK Tabloid that thrives on fifteen minutes of fame scenarios and salacious topics!

Over to Mark Edwards for his very own recollection of his second penoplasty with Dr Roberto Viel – quote – Mark, 32, said: “They took fat from my love handles and injected it into the bottom of my penis.  – “They increased the thickness by 1.5ins. -“When I came round the pain wasn’t as agonising as I’d imagined. – “The liposuction felt worse. There was redness on my penis where they’d gone in but it wasn’t blackened or bruised… it looked like a fat cucumber.”  - Topic Attribution The Sun UK.

Birmingham Man Has His Member Enhanced by Dr Roberto Viel…

Legend

Storyline – meaning – It appears that the real names have been changed so that the storyline is not enlarged out of proportion to the real resizing penoplasty Penis Enlargement Augmentation Procedure!

NATIONAL STADIUM,

WARSAW,

POLAND.

That man again Mario Balotelli always in the news front or back page but take a bow Mario for today you are the headlines on the sports back page! Two sizzling goals 20 and 36 minutes were enough to send Germany out of Euro 2012. The opener was a sizzling header when Mario rose to bullet head home the  first goal as he got on the end of a cross ball delivered in by Antonio Cassano. Then only sixteen minutes later in the 36^th minute hit a right foot screamer into the goal thanks to a beautifully weighted cross ball coming in from Riccardo Montolivo. That was that game over as Germany were cooked and all they could do was grab a penalty in second half injury time, but the penalty scored by Mesut Ozil was at best a symbolic gesture to confirm that there was in fact two teams on the pitch in this Euro 2012 Semi Final. Italy worthy winners on the day go through to the Final of Euro 2012.

Germany v Italy Match Round Up

Italy win beat Germany 2-1.

Match Goals

Italy  – Mario Balotelli –  2 Goals 20 and 36 minutes

Germany  – Mesut Ozil – Penalty 2^nd half injury time 90′ +2′

Euro 2012 Match Ground

Semi Final  Euro 2012

June 28, 2012

NATIONAL STADIUM,

WARSAW,

POLAND.

Match Stats Ball Possession

Germany – 54%

Italy – 46%

So to the Euro 2012 Final Italy v Spain, not expecting a thriller but on form and with a touch of luck could see Italy crowned Kings of Europe in Euro 2012. Italy as usual will line up with defense in mind to prevent them conceding a goal as Spain advance in waves, but it is likely that all Italy will have to do is score one goal on the counter attack and that may well be enough to see off Spain in the Ukraine. Watch out for playmaker supreme Andrea Pirlo this guy come final day will arguably be the difference between the two sides, and if Andrea Pirlo takes control of the midfield then expect Spain to buckle as Andrea Pirlo sprays his passes all over the park.

Mario Hits Two Goals as Germany Exit Euro 2012…

DONBASS ARENA,

UKRAINE

The first semi final of Euro 2012 and once more after 120 minutes of play the score was 0-0 between Portugal and Spain. So just as in the England v Italy game it was all down to the Penalty Shootout. This is tough on all sides and often the tension and the atmosphere that exists, means that for the victors often a degree of luck is involved as many players tend to miss scoring from the penalty spot for any number of unexpected reasons.

Euro 2012 in the last two games the result has been resolved through penalty shootouts. One has to wonder how FIFA react if the final last four game goes to a Penalty Shootout. Maybe the live spectators and the millions of TV viewers around the world should be offered an alternative to the penalty hit or miss solution. Certainly this high profile tournament has accentuated the doubts that exist as to whether the fairest way to decide match victors is from the penalty spot!

Portugal v Spain Match Round Up

Spain win beat Portugal 4-2 in Penalty Shootout!

Match Goals

Portugal  – Pepe – Nani –  2 Goals All Penalties

Spain – Andres Iniesta – Gerard Pique -  Sergio Ramos – Cesc Fabregas -  4 Goals All Penalties

Euro 2012 Match Ground

Quarter Finals Euro 2012

June 27, 2012

DONBASS ARENA,

UKRAINE

Match Stats Ball Possession

Portugal – 43%

Spain – 57%

Cristiano Ronaldo aka Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro never got to take a penalty as he was set to take penalty number five for Portugal which never came as Cesc Fabregas wrapped up the game when he slotted home for Spain to beat Portugal 4-2 in the penalty shootout. One has to assume  that this result  has Cristiano Ronaldo thinking how Portugal could have won this Euro 2012 Semi Final!

Spain win beat Portugal 4-2 on penalties

 

Spain Win 4-2 in Penalty Shootout as Portugal Exit Euro 2012…

Hype is infectious and often makes people act in irrational ways, which in the case of the much vaunted book

Fifty Shades of Grey
By
E. L. James

Has seen sales rocket through the ten million barrier. But who is buying this oh so tedious tome – it looks to be on the surface to have attracted the attention in droves of ‘Silly Mommies’ who know little or nothing about BDSM – Bondage and Discipline – Sadism and Masochism! Then what happens the hype goes viral and before anyone has time to blink the ‘Silly Mommies’ have bought and downloaded over 10 million digital copies of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

But here is the kicker how many of the buyers will actually read the book when it gets reality check reviews like this from Joe Public – quote – I succumbed to the 50 Shades’ hype and read the first in the trilogy, and thought all along that this was such a cut-and-paste book. Meaning that it follows your recipe exactly: take one naive young girl, add mysterious, dark and dangerous, uber-rich fellow, stir with a riding crop, and voila! An apparently best seller! – I keep telling people that it’s like Twilight without the vampires, but the same tone of teenage angst and good-girl-loves-bad-boy scenario.

Yawn.

But to the mommies out there who need to get their engines revved, more power to you! Maybe I’m too jaded since I’m still battling sleep deprivation with a 12 week old baby, and sex is the last thing on my mind these days! – Attribution to Knowhr.Com

So where did the anacronym MP – Mommy Porn originate easy the name came from the main stream press and IM sales pitches. All aimed to increase sales hype encouraging people to buy ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

Guess what it failed in spectacular fashion I have just entered the keywords ‘Mommy Porn’ into a number of search engines and I was shocked because in all the images channels all that loaded up on the browser was disturbing pornographic images thousands of them and many showing sex that would depress most people especially the likes of ‘Silly Mommies’

Just read a great article on the BBC website about Mommy Porn and selling books in the UK High Streets visa vie selling digital downloads. The writer was really smart he hardly mentioned anything about ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ and E. L. James. One has to wonder whether he was thinking the book is so lightweight and irrelevant, that like us, he held back and made zilch comments.

Given that there are over seven billion people in the world, selling ten million digital downloads of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ is a monumental failure!

Mommy Porn Interlaced With BDSM Fails To Attract The Masses…

KIEV OLYMPIC STADIUM,
KIEV,
UKRAINE.

England could not score in a penalty shootout against Italy in Euro 2012 as Italy advance to the semi finals 4-2 on penalties. Luck no way! On the night after 120 minutes of play Italy had performed far better than England and although no goals had been scored Italy deserved to progress through to the final four of Euro 2012.

England in reality never looked like winning this quarter final as Italy were playing much better football as they hit the bar two times with 20 shots on goal. So when after it was all square after extra time all things being equal, justice was served when Italy won the game 4-2 on penalties, they were far the better team on the night.

England can look at the ball possession stats one more time, they tell the story if you do not have the ball to play with, it is very difficult to win a match especially when up against a top side like Italy.

England v Italy Match Round Up
Italy win beat England 4-2 in Penalty Shootout!

Match Goals
England – Wayne Rooney – Steven Gerrard – 2 Goals All Penalties

Italy – Mario Balotelli – Andrea Pirlo – Antonio Nocerino – Alessandro Diamanti – 4 Goals All Penalties

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Quarter Finals Euro 2012
June 24, 2012
KIEV OLYMPIC STADIUM,
KIEV,
UKRAINE.

Match Stats Ball Possession
England – 36%
Italy – 64%

England: Hart, Johnson, Terry, Lescott, Cole, Milner (Walcott 61), Gerrard, Parker (Henderson 94), Young, Rooney, Welbeck (Carroll 60). Subs Not Used: Green, Kelly, Baines, Jones, Jagielka, Downing, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Defoe, Butland.
Italy: Buffon, Abate (Maggio 90), Barzagli, Bonucci, Balzaretti, Pirlo, Marchisio, De Rossi (Nocerino 80), Montolivo, Balotelli, Cassano (Diamanti 78). Subs Not Used: Sirigu, Chiellini, Ogbonna, Thiago Motta, Di Natale, Giaccherini, Borini, Giovinco, De Sanctis.

Booked: Barzagli, Maggio.

Italy win 4-2 on penalties

Att: 56,500

Ref: Pedro Proenca (Portugal).

England Exit Euro 2012 as they cannot Score from the Penalty Spot…

National Stadium
Warsaw
Poland

It is that man again Cristiano Ronaldo as he places a stunning header past Peter Cech to give Portugal a richly deserved 1-0 victory against Czech Republic. What has been great for all the fans and supporters of Euro 2012 is that the recognized top players like Wayne Rooney – Cristiano Ronaldo and more are all rising to be big occasion and turning in match winning performances this makes for great value and entertainment. This is what the traveling fans are spending hard earned money on, to see the top players take center stage to win and influence how the games are played in Euro 2012

Goal Scorers Euro 2012 – June 20, 2012
Individual – Goals
Rank Player Country Goals
1 Cristiano Ronaldo
Portugal
3
Mario Gomez
Germany
3
Mario Mandzukic
Croatia
3
Alan Dzagoev
Russia
3
5 Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Sweden
2
Andriy Shevchenko
Ukraine
2
Fernando Torres
Spain
2
Cesc Fábregas
Spain
2
Nicklas Bendtner
Denmark
2
Michael Krohn-Dehli
Denmark
2
Vaclav Pilar
Czech Republic
2
Petr Jiracek
Czech Republic
2
13 Joleon Lescott
England
1
Rafael Van der Vaart
Netherlands
1
Andrea Pirlo
Italy
1
Antonio Cassano
Italy
1
Hélder Postiga
Portugal
1
Robin Van Persie
Netherlands
1
Wayne Rooney
England
1
Antonio Di Natale
Italy
1
Sean St. Ledger
Ireland
1
Jesús Navas
Spain
1
Roman Pavlyuchenko
Russia
1
Nikica Jelavic
Croatia
1
Lukas Podolski
Germany
1
Sebastian Larsson
Sweden
1
Samir Nasri
France
1
David Silva
Spain
1
Pepe
Portugal
1
Giorgos Karagounis
Greece
1
Theo Walcott
England
1
Theofanis Gekas
Greece
1
Yohan Cabaye
France
1
Jérémy Menez
France
1
Roman Shirokov
Russia
1
Andrew Carroll
England
1
Mario Balotelli
Italy
1
Jakub Blaszczykowski
Poland
1
Varela
Portugal
1
Lars Bender
Germany
1
Danny Welbeck
England
1
Olof Mellberg
Sweden
1
Dimitris Salpingidis
Greece
1
Robert Lewandowski
Poland
1

Czech Republic v Portugal Match Round Up
Portugal win beat Czech Republic 1-0!

Match Goals
Portugal – Cristiano Ronaldo – 79 minutes

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Quarter Finals Euro 2012
June 21, 2012
National Stadium
Warsaw
Poland

Match Stats Ball Possession
Czech Republic – 44%
Portugal – 56%

Ronaldo Czechmate Header as Portugal go through to Semis in Euro 2012…

Donbass Arena,
Ukraine

Well done goes to England as they scramble to beat host country Ukraine 1-0 to claim 7 points and go through to the round of eight as Group D winners of Euro 2012 with France securing the other qualification spot. Master tactician Roy Hodgson the wily old new England coach has played his squad in a deep playing formation for all the three group qualifying matches and the result has been 2 wins and the initial draw versus France.

However this style of playing deep means that England get less of the ball possession here are the stats

Match Stats Ball Possession
England v France
England – 40%
France – 60%

England v Sweden
England – 52%
Sweden – 48%

England v Ukraine

England – 42%
Ukraine – 58%

The question that needs asking is will Roy Hodgson set up his team to play in a more attacking line up in the games to come in Euro 2012 as he knows that playing deep or ‘Parking the Bus’ in front of goal will not win this prestigious tournament and be crowned ‘Kings of Europe’ In the next game versus Italy the same game format may be OK as Italy will by tradition set up Italian style playing deep with an eye on counter attacking. The game will be tight and likely to see the victors win the game scoring the only goal of the match.

Then if England do win, they will be through to the semi finals where they will not be able to keep the big guns at bay by resolute defending it will not work – they will not get away with doing a Chelsea style CL 2012 defend at all costs strategy!

Keep watching it is going to be interesting!

England v Ukraine Match Round Up
England win beat Ukraine 3-2!

Match Goals
England – Wayne Rooney – 48 minutes

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Group D
18:45 +00:00, June 19, 2012
Donbass Arena, Ukraine

England Play Deep To Top Group D Euro 2012 Beat Ukraine 1-0…

Hi folks so where does one start to showcase someone who is so famous yet to find out what she has actually accomplished is difficult to see, apart from make love with a string of guys.

So let us count off the lovers first –
• Jermain Defoe – Tottenham Hotspur striker!
• Ryan Giggs – Manchester United midfield playmaker.
• Nery Alberto Castillo Confalonieri aka Nery Castillo – Pachuca FC forward or winger. Who never heard of him!
• Matthew Jeffrey “Matty” Collins aka Matty Collins – Aberystwyth Town F.C. midfielder. Another virtual unknown.
• Tyson Beckford – Black American model.
Pleased to recount there are many more guys that this former Big Brother contestant has notched up on her lovemaking wallchart. Too many to list here!

Anyway back on our subject focus we have been comparing recent and past images of Imogen Thomas some recent photo shots from 2012 look to make her a lot bigger and more wholesome! However of course we would never disparage a person over weight issues. Coz she looks lovely in all the photos we have seen.

Will all connoisseurs of eye candy please check the image we have showcased of Imogen Mary Thomas.

• Are her beautiful breasts the same circa 2012 in comparison to say 2006 – as they look very large are they 100 percent original sans augmentation!
• Her divine derriere is it as perky 2012 to 2006 or is there more of it!

Is Imogen Mary Thomas Gaining Weight!…

Legend
Imogen Thomas – Ryan Giggs – meaning – For over 20 years Ryan Giggs has history of scoring goals for Manchester United in the EPL, Champions League and International matches. Down the years off the pitch he has scored with – Emma Gardner – Dani Behr – Caroline Stanbury – Louise Callaghan – Roberta Simpson – Patsy Kensit – Lisa Rys-Halska – Rachel Hunter – Daniella Lloyd – Cai Ferrer – Davina Murphy – Christina James to name a few – Attribution to Ozami.Net

One of our most popular channels is the Celebrity area so it gives great pleasure to showcase a truly iconic lady and one of the most revered celebrities in the world the one and only Daw Aung San Suu Kyi who is coming to visit the United Kingdom for the first time in more than two decades

The Burmese Nobel Peace Prize winner will be following this itinerary as she travels around the British Isles.
• Visit Oxford – Her former home town and university.
• Address both Houses of Parliament in London.
• Meet Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall.
• Have an audience with Prime Minister David Cameron.
• She starts the tour in Dublin with Bono of U2.

Plus she will meet her two sons Alexander and Kim Aris and many close friends she has not seen for more than twenty four years. Her late husband Michael Aris died in 1999 aged 53 of cancer while at the time Aung San Suu Kyi was isolated in Burma and the ruling junta refused to give her dying husband a Burmese visa so he could visit his beloved wife and say his final goodbyes!

For all our readers who are not familiar with Aung San Suu Kyi watch this documentary – quote – by Rebecca Frayn, screenwriter of The Lady, a recent feature film documenting her life.

A must watch as this lady is the one of the finest examples of an exceptional human being as anyone will find in the world today! If any reader has the opportunity to glimpse Aung San Suu Kyi in the United Kingdom, then seize the chance as this historic visit may well be a one off.

Aung San Suu Kyi Arrives in the UK 2012…

Legend
Aung San Suu Kyi – meaning – 1991: July 10. European Parliament awards Suu Kyi Sakharov human rights prize. – October 14. Norwegian Nobel Committee announces Suu Kyi is winner of 1991 Peace Prize. – Attribution to NobelPrize.Org

Metalist Stadium,
Ukraine

Forget any doubts anyone had about Portugal striker Cristiano Ronaldo, form is variable but class is permanent as the Real Madrid talisman hits two wonder goals to send the Netherlands out of the Euro 2012 exit door.

Never underestimate the capabilities of a truly great footballer to perform on the big occasions, especially one with such sublime skills as Cristiano Ronaldo who for over a decade has been tutored and coached by the best football coaches of the modern era – SAF – Sir Alex Ferguson of Manchester United and the dynamic Jose Mourinho of Real Madrid.

Portugal win beat the Netherlands 2-1!

Match Goals
Portugal – Cristiano Ronaldo – 28 minutes and 74 minutes.
Netherlands – Rafael van der Vaart – 11 minutes

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Group B
18:45 +00:00, June 17, 2012
Metalist Stadium, Ukraine

Match Stats Ball Possession
Portugal – 62%
Netherlands – 38%

Portugal had an impressive 24 shots on goal.

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro sets Euro 2012 alight as he turns on super two goal game winning performance to send the Holland team packing, heading back home to Amsterdam after underperforming in three matches!

The very solid and talented Portuguese national team are coming into form at the business end of Euro 2012 – see no reason why they cannot go all the way to Euro 2012 Winners!

On paper the only thing that could possibly dislodge the now super confident Portugal is if they were to let the most inept and overated coach in history near the team, yes we are talking about the hopeless AVB – Andre Villas-Boas. Aside note for Tottenham Hotspur beware do not get hoodwinked by this imposter! Hate making predictions but it all points to Germany or Portugal as Euro 2012 Winners! As for rejuvenated England they do not look good enough and final eight looks as far as they will go.

Two Hot Ronaldo Knocks Holland Out Of Euro 2012…

National Stadium,
Warsaw,
Poland

The embattled Greek economy received an unexpected boost in Poland as Greece beat Russia 1-0 at Euro 2012. Now today is election day in Greece and voters are changing the names on the ballot papers and voting for super goal scorer Giorgos Karagounis to become the new Prime Minister after all he beat Russia single handedly so maybe he can now rescue the beleaguered Greek economy too!

Can anyone believe it, Greece are through to the quarter finals of Euro 2012!

The mighty Russian football team have been downsized and knocked out of Euro 2012 by the unheralded Greeks what a victory – what a celebration, well done Greece and thank you to winning goal scorer Giorgos Karagounis. What a performance, well done to all the team squad and the coaching team, this is what makes great sporting events exciting and entertaining!

The victory news has created havoc in Syntagma Square in downtown Athens as the crowd mingled expecting some politician to announce the end of all the austerity measures and the welcome news that Greece is going to exit the Euro economy! All they got was cheers and chants – Giorgos Karagounis – Giorgos Karagounis – you just could not match this story from the annals of Greek mythology.

Greece win beat Russia 1-0!

Match Goals
Greece – Giorgos Karagounis – 45 minutes

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Group A
18:45 +00:00, June 16, 2012
National Stadium, Warsaw, Poland

Match Stats Ball Possession
Greece – 38%
Russia – 62%

The ball possession stats do not lie it was all Russia but ironically the result was not destined to light up the bars and streets of Moscow. No Sir! The night was to showcase the underdogs as Greece showed unexpected grit and dogma that kept the Russians from scoring! The rest as they say is history. How far in Euro 2012 can Greece progress watch this site for updates.

Greek Euro Comeback as Russia Toppled…

Kiev Olympic Stadium,
Kiev,
Ukraine

England turn on a gritty determined grafting performance to down resolute Sweden in 3-2 thriller. England are not yet through to the EURO 2012 quarter finals but this win over Sweden was a massive step in the right direction.

But before we discuss the performance on the pitch, we believe a big ‘Thank You’ should go to the experienced old trooper Roy Hodgson the wiry astute England coach! This guy has been there done that so many times that he now has the special ability to explain to his players what to expect on the pitch and if play goes against them and how to deal with it.

Exactly as it all unfolded versus Sweden – England slotted home an early goal to take the lead with a 23rd minute header from Andy Carroll, then Olof Melberg got two back to back goals (one credited as Johnson OG) to gain a 2-1 advantage to Sweden. Now in the past often with England this deficit would have deflated the squad and the likely result would have been to lose the game. But that is not what Roy Hodgson will accept from his players and England dug deep and got on with the job of scoring goals and winning the match.

What a fine comeback it was too! Theo Walcott popped up with a 25 yard equalizer in the 64th minute to make it 2-2 on the night then England sensed they could grab a winner and in the 78th minute Danny Welbeck got on the end of a fine cross from Steven Gerrard and the ball was in the back of the net!

England win beat Sweden 3-2!

Match Goals
England – Andy Carroll – 23 minutes
England – Theo Walcott – 64 minutes
England – Danny Wellbeck – 78 minutes

Sweden – Glen Johnson OG – 49 minutes – Olof Melberg was the Swedish player attacking the goal
Sweden – Olof Melberg – 59 minutes

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Group D
19:00 +00:00, June 15, 2012
Kiev Olympic Stadium, Kiev, Ukraine

Match Stats Ball Possession
England – 52%
Sweden – 48%

Job done! A fine resolute winning performance from the Three Lions well done bring on Ukraine -England will have Wayne Rooney back from suspension and a draw or better still a convincing win against Ukraine and England will be through to the quarter finals of Euro 2012.

England 2-3 Sweden Welbeck Hits Winner…

White Hart Lane
Tottenham
England
Thursday, June 14, 2012

So it is official Daniel Levy Spurs owner has sacked Harry Redknapp!

Pundits and Jokers Comments
• Spurs have revealed that they have reluctantly sacked Harry Redknapp at his own request as he struggled to write his resignation letter. – Source Unknown
• Harry Redknapp actually handed in his letter of resignation last season – It’s taken the Spurs board this long to work out what it said. – Source Unknown
• Harry Redknapp Sacked – David Moyes Spotted Boarding London Train At Liverpool Lime Street – Attribution to TheSpoof.Com
• People close to Harry Redknapp informed SSN that Harry hasn’t got his head round the situation yet. which is hardly surprising, because by his own admission, Harry isn’t the sharpest tool in the box. – Attribution to TheSpoof.Com
• Apparently, when Harry Redknapp was West ham manager he offered to send the squad on an all expenses paid holiday to Florida but they declined. They’d rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it’s like to ride on an open-top bus. . – Attribution to HumorSphere.Com

Joking aside on face value this looks like an almighty blunder that has been made by Daniel Levy Spurs owner in football terms the sacking makes no sense or reason! Prior to this bombshell there was a lot of unrest amongst the top players, expect to see the exit door revolving as Luka Modric – Gareth Bale – Rafael van der Vaart seek new clubs to play for!

If the new manager does happen to be David Moyes he will have a tough job improving on Harry’s very impressive record with Spurs 3 top-five finishes in only three years at the helm.

A sad day in the history of the great Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.

Pundits and Jokers Move In On Harry Redknapp Sacking…

I have difficulty understanding male bodybuilders hence when former Celebrity Big Brother star Jodie Marsh started pumping iron I had my reservations how it would all work out for her. The answer is abs abs and more abs – her body is a rippling mass of muscle. So how does she look, well of course some men will like what they see, but for me the muscle has replaced the beauty.Jodie as most readers will know is not shy when it comes down to self promotion.

Here is what Jodie Marsh had to say in a recent interview – quote – “HERE’S MY ABS FROM MY VERY FIRST COMP. TO SEE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE NOW WATCH MY NEW SHOW” – The Sun UK

Jodie Marsh is to star in a new TV show in the States called ‘Brawn in the USA’ now surely with a title like that the viewers will be a bevy of beefcakes! So it seems the dye is set for this girl because as most readers know that the minute bodybuilders stop working out the ripped muscles quickly turn to flab – fat and cellulite and results for a female not a ‘Pretty Site’ With guys the excess fat is no big deal, they in the main can get away with carrying a few extra pounds.

Back to pocket dynamo Jodie who is only 5′ 2″ – 1.57 m and given that she is now 33 years of age she may live to regret her ‘Pumping Iron Days’ as the road ahead will be hard workouts almost daily if she is to avoid keeping the fat away. But hey she is on the telly so why should she care what folks think about her future! Maybe she will think differently in the future but the ripped Jodie Marsh of 2012 is almost unrecognizable from the pretty model girl of less than five years ago.

Jodie Marsh Swaps Beauty for Muscle…

Donbass Arena
Ukraine

New England manager Roy Hodgson proves once again his ability to get the best out of a mediocre squad of players as England hold France 1-1 in Euro 2012 opener. Actually one point is a great result for the Three Lions considering France are the group favorites, and on paper all the England games look tough so a point in the bag will do for starters! But taking a look at the headlines in the UK tabloids readers would be forgiven if they were misled into thinking this was 1966 World Cup all over again!

UK tabloid captions :-
JOB DONETSK – The Sun
ENGLAND’S JOB DONE! – The Star
Shut it!: Nasri tells England coach Neville to ‘shut your gob’ after France equaliser – The Daily Mirror
Roy Hodgson Has Lift Off – The Daily Express

This is more realistic :-
England 1 France 1: Hodgson’s men off the mark as Three Lions share draw with Group D heavyweights in opening match – The Daily Mail

Back to the match in any other game the chance squandered in the 26th minute by the averagely gifted James Milner should have been ‘A Goal’ and a potential game changer. But it was not to be, and the reality is that England had to dig deep to hang on for the 1-1 draw!

Match Goals
England – Joleon Lescott – 30 minutes
France – Samir Nasri – 39 minutes

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Group D
16:00 +00:00, June 11, 2012
Donbass Arena, Ukraine

Match Stats Ball Possession
England – 40%
France – 60%

England on this performance will likely need the return from suspension of super striker Wayne Rooney as it seems certain they will need to win the last group game against Ukraine if they are going to progress to the next round of Euro 2012. If Rooney can score and help England to a win against Ukraine, then who knows they will have done better than expected plus with shrewd tactician Roy Hodgson at the helm he may be able to get the team to raise their game and push them through to the semi finals of Euro 2012.

England Hold Out For a Draw Against France 1-1…

The Summer Olympics 2012 is almost with us and thankfully the voters have voted in Boris Johnson for his second term of office as The Mayor of London.

This is great news as loud ebullient Old Etonian Boris Johnson exudes a loud brash elite style of presence but he is also very warm and is perfect as the London Olympics voice box to offer a generous and warm welcome to all the athletes who will compete in the London Olympics 2012. Not forgetting all the millions of fans who will throng London they will love Boris because the guy is a class act of an outgrown schoolboy who is still blessed with a wicked sense of humor and a stick dry lash of wit from his nonstop babbling mouth

The Opening Ceremony of the London 2012 Olympic Games is on Friday, July 27, 2012 – and last for over two weeks

Shock Blonde Mayor Boris Johnson is Perfect as London Host for the Olympics 2012…

Fashion shoe aficionados must not miss this stylish shoe extravaganza live at the Design Museum Until July 1, 2012

Here is an official clip on the merits of the Christian Louboutin Shoe Exhibition – quote – A retrospective of shoemaker master Christian Louboutin’s work, examining the evolution of the French designer’s famous red-soled shoes from the launch of his label in 1991. The exhibition takes visitors through every stage of the design process, from initial drawing to production. On show alongside Louboutin stilettos, boots and sneakers are objects and images reflecting the designer’s inspiration, including art, architecture, cabaret, fairytale and film. – Clip attribution to TimeOut

Do not miss this fashion statement of excellence in design – quality and we proudly say without exception if you get the opportunity to buy and wear Christian Louboutin Shoes you are not only buying some of the best shoes in the world every owner proudly strides out making an impressive fashion statement.

Design Museum – 28 Butlers Wharf, Shad Thames, London, SE1 2YD

Christian Louboutin Shoe Exhibition Live at the Design Museum Until July 1…

Following on after USA where courtroom trials are now more popular than TV Soaps, along with a host more countries who make TV broadcasts of court room trials and proceedings

Here is an official comment on the UK Courts – quote – Some in the judiciary hope the first details could even be revealed in the Queen’s speech this week leading to a go-ahead in 2013. – more – The first hearings to be televised will be in the Court of Appeal involving both criminal and civil cases. – more – Up-coming appeals likely to be most attractive to TV bosses involve the Stephen Lawrence murder, former Met police chief Ali Dizaei and Wales footballer Ched Evans convicted last month of rape.

The TV companies BBC, ITN and Sky will be competing for the TV broadcasting rights

TV Cameras to be in UK Courts by 2013…

Iconic photography genius David Bailey who has been at the ascendancy peak of his complex craft for decades some of his black and white images of rock stars – models – singers – movie stars and celebrities down the years are hard to add a description to because adding the word stunning to the collection does not seem to give his immense talent and gifted skill sets his photography collection so richly deserves

David Bailey had this to say about his upcoming Olympics year Exhibition – quote – “They range, but the concentration is on the Sixties, Eighties and now,” – more – “Newham is the obvious place to do it – it’s where it all happened.”

For all young people who are not familiar with David Bailey they are well advised to visit Newham as this exhibition will be simply fantastic

David Bailey Exhibition East End July 14 to August 11 2012 at the Royal Docks Newham

The big day is getting closer in preparation for the battle of the titans when FC Bayern München versus Chelsea FC meet in the Champions League Final May 19 2012

So who is going to win well with home ground advantage the odds must favor FC Bayern München but a win is in no way assured. As confidence is sky high with Chelsea FC the squad are back full of spirit and of course they have just won the coveted FA Cup having just beat the once mighty Liverpool FC when the Stamford Bridge warriors beat the scousers in a memorable FA Cup Final at Wembley with the blues winning 2-1 on the day thanks to the winner by none other than the legendary Didier Drogba. New manager Roberto Di Matteo has been a revelation.

The game has all the expectations of a cracker do not miss it.

The Final
FC Bayern München versus Chelsea FC – 20:45

• Date: 19/05/2012
• Stadium: Fußball Arena München
• Venue: Munich (GER)

FC Bayern München versus Chelsea FC Champions League Final May 19 2012…

There is cool buzz in the busy streets of London Town one can almost feel and taste that 2012 is a very special year because London hosts the Summer Olympics 2012 and what a spectacle we are in for.

Take for example a number of overseas road racing cycling teams came over to ride the Olympics cycling road race course last week but the teams were in for a surprise as when they approached Box Hill the road was blocked – the road was being resurfaced and the contractors were laying hundreds of tons of new tarmac on the road to make sure the famous Box Hill was in perfect condition ready for the two prestigious races the men’s Olympics cycling road race and the women’s Olympics cycling road race.

There is just so much to look forward to and several areas of this great capital city are being used for the vast array of Olympics sports that thousands of stars are involved all with one single objective to win a coveted Olympics Gold Medal!

London Summer Olympics 2012 Preview….

We have surfed in on another Star Babe from the UK tabloid The Star this time we are showcasing Nickie a 22 year old brunette beauty from the great seaside resort town of Blackpool

But what is so refreshing about Nickie is that she does not follow the pattern of most babes in The Sun and The Star over the last two years namely that girls need to be big to huge up front or you do not get featured on Page 3.

But thank goodness The Star are showcasing Nickie who looks to have a svelte body with small beautifully rounded breasts and proudly displays alert perky nipples! That are so prominent one has to wonder if Nickie is unique and has a second brain in her left nipple then maybe as a Guinness Book of Records world record she has an unheard of third brain embedded in her perky right nipple!

The mind boggles we are out of our league on this one so we have called in the Guinness Book of Records honchos for clarification.

Nickie 22 Star Babe from Blackpool…

At last the exotic beauty of Hollywood based actress Mila Kunis is being recognized as the eye candy accolades have started rolling in

UK tabloid ‘The Sun’ have been running a Poll on world’s sexiest woman and way out front is Mila Kunis who when you check on some of her images on the Internet it is plain to see why all the votes are coming in for Mila Kunis is because the 28 year old is quite simply an exquisite and jaw dropping exotic beauty – indicative of the famous quotes like only one or two genuinely beautiful women come along in every decade.

Who knows what it takes but whatever it is Mila Kunis aka Milena Markovna Kunis has got it! Got it in spades dudes all over the world go all of a quiver just at a mention of her name and one email that came in from a male admirer said it all – quote – ‘I would love to —– my —– up that!’ We can imagine and if it is any consolation we agree with what the guy said in the email!

Mila Kunis aka Milena Markovna Kunis Eye Candy Sensation 2012…

Much anticipated debut of ‘The Avengers’ in the States reeled in massive sales of approx £130 Million UK Pounds – $207.4 Million US Dollars. Which are stunning figures that have set a new opening weekend record for film debuts.

‘The Avengers’ stars – Robert Downey Jr – Chris Evans – Mark Buffalo – Chris Hemsworth – Scarlett Johansson – Jeremy Renner – Tom Hiddleston – Clark Gregg – Cobie Smulders – Stellan Skarsgard – Samuel L. Jackson – Gwyneth Paltrow – Paul Bettany – Alexis Denisof – Tina Benko

Directed by Joss Whedon, who has been reading “The Avengers” comics since he was a boy.

The film features
• Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man
• Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow
• Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury
• Mark Ruffalo as the Hulk
• Chris Hemsworth as Thor
• Chris Evans as Captain America
• Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye.

Produced by Marvel Films

Distributed by Walt Disney Pictures

Blockbuster Opening Weekend for Avengers Sales Top £130 Million…

The agony is over for the beleaguered Blackburn Rovers as they finally drop through the EPL – English Premier League trapdoor as they lose at home to Wigan Athletic 0-1

So what went wrong – that cannot be correct what went right – NOTHING!

Starting from the top down the Indian owners Venkys are USELESS they have not got a clue about basic football let alone being trusted with the ownership of an EPL team like Blackburn Rovers

Steve Kean is a wally or better still a COMPLETE WALLY! Has acted more like a muppet than an EPL manager the bottom line with this inept so called coach is that he is simply not up the task of being capable of managing a successful EPL team

Finally the players all who’s confidence is shot they had virtually no chance of surviving way back in August 2011 so it has been agony, it will be a long time before they get re-organized and are seen back in the EPL in the near future!

Blackburn Rovers Relegated May 7 in Loss to Wigan…

Whenever there is news – celeb gossip or whatever one calls it, if the subject is about a diva then all the world wants to know. We are not here today to lament one more time about the sad loss of one of the greatest divas ever Whitney Houston – no a rolling stone gathers no moss and moves relentlessly on.

Now taking center stage is the soon to be named Kristina Houston – poor girl still only nineteen years of age – but now harassed and pursued everywhere by the press media and paparazzi . Now here is the latest dichotomy the youngster is faced with she wants to dump her present name Bobbi Kristina Brown because there is an irreparable rift between her and father Bobby Brown.

Since her mother Whitney Houston died all the media pressure as been caving in on Bobbi Kristina – there has been drug and alcohol related problems along with emergency hospital care – so it seems that she is going to try and seek a somewhat more private and less public profile. Hence she has decided she will be named Kristina Houston!

Funny how we have a different perspective with the surname Houston what chance will you have of a low profile – ZILCH – smells like some financial advisors have been getting in on the act like – change your name honey from Brown to Houston and watch the money roll in!

Folks if you do not believe the celeb and superstar world is like that then wise up!

Why are we bringing you this news from the States simple Whitney Houston was followed by millions in the UK and her record sales in Great Britain were in the several millions and to many she was adored – that’s why we are keeping up to date about her only surviving child her daughter Bobbi Kristina.

Kristina Houston that is My Name…

This is not a laughing matter – however it is very funny so here goes. It relates to what people in the UK – United Kingdom know about life and real life issues like geography and other basic subjects

• We will start with EPL – English Premier League football overheard SAF – Sir Alex Ferguson talking off camera to WR – Wayne Rooney – quote – SAF ‘Wayne I want you to score 8 goals in the next 5 Matches’ – more – WR ‘Eh you what Boss!’ – more – SAF ‘You know Wayne 2 times your IQ = 8 goals’ – more – WR ‘Oh sorry boss now I understand I was thinking about a MILF with big knockers at the time that is why I could not work out 8!’ – more – SAF ‘WTF’…

• One in five UK people do not know the countries that make up the United Kingdom

• If SAF is right and the average IQ of an EPL footballer is 4 no wonder the WAGs do not know anything about geography then what do these pretty girls know – seems that their duties are to take care of footballer’s balls. Um that makes sense we assume!

• Six out of ten could not name the highest peak in England some of the answers were Mount Everest – Ben Nevis – Snowden – the answer is Scafell Pike

• One in 3 people believe Manchester – Glasgow and Birmingham are surrounded by the Home Counties which of course surround London

• Over fifty percent of people did not know Balmoral Castle is in Scotland.

• We just have to throw this one in somewhere when Jamie O’Hara the Wolves footballer first met WAG Danielle Lloyd he had no idea she had had been used as a dartboard by pricks!

• Over 25 percent of the folks thought Ayers Rock was in England it is of course a famous Australian landmark

UK High Street Intelligence Questionnaire…

Today sees the final stage of one of professional cycling’s great stage race often referred to as the ‘Race to the Sun’ as the bikers ride south for six days from the cold in Paris to meet the sun in the fabulous playground of Nice in the first spring calendar classic of the racing season.

But today is the last stage and it is very special as Team Sky British superstar Bradley Wiggins ia leading by six seconds overall and is favorite to win. His main challenger 6 seconds adrift is Lieuwe Westra from the Nederlands riding for Vacansoleil-DCM. The last stage is a time trial which Wiggins usually excels in but the stage is difficult as it mainly uphill and all riders have to conquer the slopes of Col d’Eze nine kilometers plus of torture but the Team Sky leader is up for it and had this to say – quote – “There’s no point me sitting on the start line going: ‘I wonder how Lieuwe Westra is today? I wonder if he’s got the legs?’” – more – “It’s every man for himself – you can’t hide on Col d’Èze. ” – more – “My biggest adversary will be myself, how I prepare and how I get in the zone. Other than that, I’m not thinking about anything else.”

Team Sky have been in great form last season and at the start of this season and there will be huge disappointment in the team if they do not pull off victory in Nice. But team morale is high and the management team are very experienced with dome of the best motivators in the business. Hence we forecast Team Sky to win Paris-Nice 2012.

If Bradley Wiggins can win the 2012 Paris-Nice Spring Classic then he will become the first British rider to win the ‘Race to the Sun’ since the late great Tom Simpson in 1967

Bradley Wiggins set to win 2012 Paris-Nice Spring Classic…

As the line goes in one of the first songs recorded way back by the legendary Rolling Stones they are still around and on top of their game and sure to ‘Not Fade Away’ The band is still on the go and iconic frontman Mick Jagger is up for a lot more of the same. For the billions of folks who have followed rock music for decades the Stones may not have had hit records for a long time – but that is not really what they are all about. The Rolling Stones are best judged on live performances and only U2 and Bruce Springsteen can come anywhere near to the sizzle that Mick – Keith Richards – Ronnie Wood – Charlie Watts generate when they play live! When the Stones go on tour they make money like it is going out of fashion – with each tour pulling in hundreds of millions of pounds in revenue!

One way to get a look and feel about the guys from what is one of the greatest ever rock and roll bands in the world is to see photos and images taken through the history of the band.

Here is what the band members had to say about The Rolling Stones: 50 compiled by The Mirror Group – quote – “This is our story of 50 fantastic years,” – more – “We started out as a blues band playing the clubs and more recently we’ve filled the largest stadiums in the world with the kind of show that none of us could have imagined all those years ago. – more -“Curated by us, it features the very best photographs and ephemera from and beyond our archives.” – referral attribution Mirror.Co.Uk

Where to get the The Rolling Stones: 50 – Across 352 pages, The Rolling Stones: 50 features 700 Illustrations, 300 of which are in colour. – more -The book is published by Thames & Hudson and will be available from all bookshops on July 12, for £29.95 – attribution Mirror.Co.Uk

50 Years of The Rolling Stones 1962 – 2012…

As of March, 10, 2012 – Five clubs have become detached from the rest in the EPL – English Premier League table they are Wigan Athletic – Blackburn Rovers – QPR aka Queens Park Rangers – Bolton Wanderers – and finally Wolverhampton Wanderers aka Wolves quite frankly there is not much to chose between these teams as they all on form, do not have the quality and the grit needed to climb up the table.

Let us look briefly at QPR managed by the hapless Mark Hughes with only 22 points they are poor when playing their best. Then we have Blackburn Rovers also on 22 points with little form and a manager Steve Kean who quite frankly does not look up to the task of keeping the Rovers up. Next also on 22 points are the Birmingham side Wolves who recently showed the door to Mick McCarthy and upgraded Terry Connor into the hot seat – but they look clueless and seem set to drop out the EPL – English Premier League come May this year when all the talking will be over as they get relegated down to the Championship League. Next in the shakedown are Bolton 20 points who are arguably the best of all these five teams but for some unknown reason they are not firing off this season. Then at the very bottom also on 20 points we have Wigan Athletic who are shall we say struggling period.

Is it down to these 5 teams oh yes for sure as the gap between QPR and next team above in the table Aston Villa is eight points yes a massive 8 points as Villa already look safe as they have notched 30 points and they have 11 games to play to reach the mystical 40 points that usually ensures EPL football for one more season. But the reality is that if any of the present bottom five get 35 points come May I will be surprised!

So to drop out the EPL it has to be Wolverhampton Wanderers aka Wolves – plus any two from four – Take Your Pick!

Is the Drop a Certainty for EPL Side Wolves…

MILF not for me thank you! But each to their own but the mentally challenged serial WAG Danielle Lloyd is in the news again. But wait why did we say – serial WAG – Oh I see that is because she worked her way through a host of footballers when she was a freelance WAG until she came down to rest with Jamie O’Hara. Rumor has it that she has had more footie sausage than they sell at Tesco’s in a year. Wow Tesco’s must be busy then!

But then again we are not here to disparage the girl so one more time they are only rumors about the footie sausage. So let’s move on and talk about Jermain Defoe – Teddy Sheringham – Marcus Bent – Armand Traoré – DJ Ironik – so what have these guys got to do with the story – did they all want to work on the counter at Tesco’s selling sausage! Oh silly me let’s try one more time they have all dated WAG Danielle Lloyd and they all shop at Tesco! So there must be some connection somewhere – now let us think what that could be – err – umm – phew I know – SAUSAGE!

Anyway this article is stupid let’s move on to why this pale as in Palethorpes ex model is in the news again – OK we have it now she went to hospital the other day arriving as an EE Cup or some similar enhanced sized cup and left as an AA Cup! Dang if that is news it is time to sign off. But hey before we go let’s get some sausage for her to eat as she needs to put on weight!

MILF AA Cup Danielle Lloyd in Real Life Drama…

Legend
Palethorpes – meaning – UK producer of cooked meat and pastry products and was particularly well known for its branded sausages

Take a bow Christopher Murray Paul-Huhne aka Chris Huhne it is only February and your nomination for ‘Plonker of the Year 2012’ looks likely to go unchallenged! Here is the storyline that has grabbed Chris Huhne all the UK Headline News attention – quote – Chris Huhne and his estranged wife, Vicky Pryce, are to be reunited in a Crown Court dock after England’s most senior prosecutor ruled there was enough evidence to charge them both with perverting the course of justice. – more – Shortly after 10am yesterday, Mr Huhne became the first serving cabinet minister to resign to fight criminal charges, after an eight-month police inquiry. He will now appear alongside Ms Pryce at Westminster Magistrates’ Court a week on Thursday. If they are eventually found guilty both face jail. – News Clip Attribution The Independent Newspaper UK.

Chris Huhne aka Christopher Murray Paul-Huhne seems to enjoy the limelight as his life revolves around :-
• Shacking up with self confessed bi-sexual mistress 45 year old Carina Trimingham.
• Getting a speeding ticket and letting his former wife Vicky Price take the rap.
You just cannot make up a story to match the escapades of Chris Huhne!

Chris Huhne Bisexual Speeding Derails Cabinet Minister…

Rachel Hatton 28, a former Miss Warwickshire and a competitor running for the Miss Great Britain beauty title. Is accused in Northampton Court of two charges of false representation and one of fraud for falsely claiming housing benefit, council tax and income support and the fraud charge relates to a legal aid claim. The charges claim she received over £22,000 in benefits as a single parent while living with her partner.

Rachel Hatton was said at the time of the offences to have been living with Mr Nathaniel Simon.

Some people may remember the first 15 minutes of fame for Rachel Hatton were when she became the first divorcee to enter the Miss Great Britain competition. But this time around she may finish up with much more than fifteen minutes in the ‘Big House’ aka HMS Prison!

The court maintain that all of Rachel Hatton’s benefit claims were illegal. Ms Hatton maintains she is innocent and the court case continues…

Beauty Queen Rachel Hatton in £22,000 Benefits Scam…

Leeds United axed manager Simon Grayson after they were drubbed 1-4 at home to Birmingham City. Then quick as a flash Neil Warnock has thrown his hat in the ring for the job of getting the once mighty Leeds United back in the EPL Premier League.

Neil Warnock would be perfect for Leeds United, this guy has an impressive record in football club management. To the degree that (the has been or never was in management terms) Mark Hughes who replaced him at QPR has a much worse management record than the seasoned campaigner Warnock who must surely be in the box seat to land the Leeds United job.

Neil Warnock is available since he was fired by QPR although his QPR record was impressive – Won 33 – Lost 24 good by most people who know about football of course Tony Fernandez the QPR owner knows zero about football as he showed when he fired Neil Warnock and replaced him with hapless Mark Hughes.

Most experts would expect Elland Road Leeds to be buzzing if Neil Warnock is the new manager of Leeds United. Plus based on the latest Championship table Warnock must fancy getting the chance of two consecutive promotions QPR last season and as a long shot for this year Leeds United.

Neil Warnock Set to be Leeds United Manager…

The keyboard is frothing as I write about the news that super hot Keira Knightley likes her bottom to be spanked and slapped. Down guys if you want to join in – get in the queue as I am in pole position to spank and relax with Keira Knightley – I WISH!

Keira Knightley is starring in a new film ‘A Dangerous Method’ in which she has some topless roles and some sets where they role play some bottom spanking and butt slapping! STOP – I just took an ice cold shower!

Sorry I will try and get through this ordeal back on subject!

The scene from the film ‘A Dangerous Method’ based on :-
Keira appears in the film topless and tied to a bed while her co-star Michael Fassbender – a psychoanalyst – spanks her behind.

Here are some comments from – Butt Slapping Keira Knightley – quote – ”I did think about turning it down because of the two scenes of a sadomasochistic nature and I thought it’s all going to come out and all of a sudden it’s going to be about that.” – more – “And weirdly, apart from this country, it hasn’t been, so that’s been really great. In England it’s got mentioned all the time. I don’t know what that says about us! We obviously like spanking, I don’t really know.”

Slap Keira Knightley Loves Hanky Spanky…

Rotten apples usually all lie in the bottom of the box and that is certainly an appropriate place for football agent Kia Joorabchian and two smelly apples that he is agent for the braindead Carlos Tevez and the hapless clueless QPR manager the serial loser Mark Hughes. The way that these three conduct their business and carry on in public is disgraceful!

The latest sham from these greedy individuals is for Mark Hughes to offer to take Carlos Tevez on loan from Manchester City to QPR for the rest of the EPL season. Then to compound the felony Hughes has dressed up the deal with the charade that Carlos Tevez playing for QPR will help to ensure that Manchester City will be able to be crowned the EPL Champions come May 2012.

The QPR manager Mark Hughes said: “If he did come, he would be playing against teams and possibly help City win the league.”

Baloney – total BS – this is just a way for you all to make some money to further line the pockets of Kia Joorabchian – Carlos Tevez and Mark Hughes!

Of course for the uninformed Kia Joorabchian is also agent for Mark Hughes – so it looks like they are all p**sing in the same pot!

EPL Football is rotten and right at the top are rotten apples Kia Joorabchian – Carlos Tevez and Mark Hughes!

Carlos Tevez Agent Kia Joorabchian More Faces than a Town Hall Clock…

The pompous righteous straight backed UK tabloid The Daily Mail are running a story on Gary Glitter – here are the headlines and the first line :-

Paedophile Gary Glitter to pocket thousands of pounds in royalties when hit is played at Superbowl final

Convicted child molester Gary Glitter is in line to make hundreds of thousands of pounds when his 1972 hit Rock and Roll Part II is played at the Super Bowl final next month. – Attribution to The Daily Mail

Shame on The Daily Mail and as for the reporter what right have you to harangue and disparage Gary Glitter in that way!
OOPS Silly me of course without using the words ‘Paedophile’ – ‘Convicted child molester’ there is no storyline…

I guess I am so dumb because we never drop down to the level of the gutter press to get a story at any cost. The irony is that The Daily Mail does not need to run stories like this as they usually have a raft of great news!

Gary Glitter aka Paul Francis Gadd has done his time served his prison sentence and has not re-offended and if he wants to earn a few quid because they will play Rock and Roll Part II at the 2012 Super Bowl Final – Then he should be allowed to without all The Daily Mail BS!

Gary Glitter Super Bowl Final 2012 Rock and Roll Part II…

There is a chump who plays for AC Milan called Kevin-Prince Boateng and he is out with a groin injury that will keep him out of action on the football pitch for at least a month

But there is new bizarre twist in the injury mystery the mentally challenged Kevin-Prince Boateng has been shagging a WAG who claims to be a supermodel named Melissa Satta who has now told the press that the groin and/or thigh injury is directly due to Mr Kevin-Prince Boateng having sex up to ten times a week with WAG Melissa Satta!

Melissa Satta – quote – ‘The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex seven to 10 times a week. – more – ‘I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point,’ – more – ‘My favourite position is on top so I can take control.’

Please pass me the sick bag, I want to throw up! How is this news UNBELIEVABLE

Thank god for footballers you could not make up this BS.

Kevin-Prince Boateng Groin Injury Caused by WAG Melissa Satta…

Now my oh my who would have thought that Big Brother winner Denise Welch has been playing away from home with a toyboy party organiser Lincoln Townley, 39, who has been showing her his own little brother! All this hanky panky has been going on while she is still married to actor Tim Healy 59!

Now it seems that 53 year old Denise Welsh is having some problems with her vision as rumors abound that she has become cockeyed over Toyboy Lincoln Townley and his now notorious ‘Little Brother’ package! Other gossip street talk is that when Denise Welsh starred in Loose Women, was about the same time as she became cockeyed and that all led to tension in her panties, and something had to fix that so in slid the Toyboy Lincoln Townley with his action man ‘Little Brother!’

Denise Welsh has a chequered history in the gossip columns like – quote – battling drink and drug problems in the past. Going topless in a hot tub with X Factor teenager Frankie Cocozza on Celebrity Big Brother.

Denise Welch has Toyboy Lincoln Townley with Little Brother Package…

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Little Brother – meaning – Toyboy Lincoln Townley’s todger!

The celeb gossip sites and tabloid newspapers and magazines feast – prosper and create mayhem about stars and celebrities much of the stuff they write about is the real deal – the rest well call it what you like the usual disclaimers are rumors – or an unnamed third party said – get the drift – shall we just say it’s in the main entertainment gossip!

Here is a typical example Susan Boyle the Scottish singing sensation – she does not do drugs – she never dates and she has never had sex in her life. So how do the celeb gossip writers build a story around Susan Boyle. Easy they follow her with a paparazzi camera man get some good shots let’s say as Susan Boyle steps out of a taxi cab in London and the wind blows her hair all over the place. Wham they have the base to set up the story now for the headline descriptor – Susan Boyle Sexy Hair Show in London – now the reality is there was nothing sexy to write about but you need ‘Sexy’ to grab the attention to capture millions of eyeballs! Then you kick off the first line Susan Boyle looks sexy as she is about to enter (a leading brand name) fashion shop.

That’s the meat of the story the three essentials are – the star Susan Boyle – the eyeball grabber ‘Sexy’ – and the fashion brand name that will ensure advertisers will buy up all the ad spots around the article – That’s it folks how to set up a gossip press article.

Celebs like Susan Boyle are just Cannon Fodder for the Gossip Press…

Did you read the descriptor – ‘Demi Moore the latest Celeb Drug Abuse Victim’ – what ‘Victim’ my ass! This is yet one example of an aging spoilt plastic Hollywood never was, who cannot even control who enters and leaves the inside of her panties. So how can anyone expect her to have any control with the drugs she pops whether prescription or hard drugs, it is all the same the woman is out of control in fact she has never been in control!

It gets tiresome writing about the likes of Demi Moore as at best, all she deserves is to be ridiculed or maybe even more relative thrown on the scrapheap like what happened with her husband Ashton Kutcher (another loser but more on him some day soon) who gets fed up with pounding the silicone Hollywood train wreck of a woman.

One can imagine a typical day for Demi Moore get up look in the mirror – then spend the next three hours in the bathroom – exit the bathroom – look in the mirror – get the driver/chauffeur to take her to the beauty parlor for a series of Botox treatment – leave there after 4 hours – look in the mirror – go pill popping some place drink some coffee and have the meal of the day half a croissant – another two hours gone – look in the mirror – go home and retreat to the bathroom for another three hours – surface again – look in the mirror – go down the hair salon for two hours – exit – look in the mirror – Damn I am done writing about that silly bitch!

Demi Moore is no drug abuse victim she is a headcase!

Demi Moore the latest Celeb Drug Abuse Victim…

Whitney Houston has run out of money her desperate ‘Crack Cocaine’ addiction has sucked millions of USD dollars out of her bank accounts. Leaving her down and out at only 48 years of age. now reduced to calling up friends to borrow a 100 bucks here and there. So some may say it’s only Whitney Houston who cares!

Well we care here at OZAMI and we do not want to be seen taking the ‘Moral High Ground’ but the sad case of Whitney Houston does matter and we trust that anyone and everyone who reads this article will realize what drug abuse can do to anyone including a legendary diva like Whitney Houston.

A plea from OZAMI PLEASE SAY NO TO DRUGS!

Or you too may end up like Whitney Houston.

This is from the Whitney Houston record company – quote “Whitney’s fortune is gone,” – more – “Music industry heavy hitters are supporting her and her label is fronting her cash against her next album, but no one knows when that will be released.”

Whitney Houston is one of the biggest selling singers of all times and a 6 times Grammy Award winning artist.

Down the years Whitney Houston has had a string of hits but all those achievements seem nothing in light of the terrible crack cocaine abuse that has wrecked her career and taken a huge toll on her health – It’s not pretty writing about a tragedy like Whitney Houston! We can only hope she can get help!

Whitney Houston Runs Out of Money…

Worcester
West Midlands
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Well now that the British public are led to believe that nightclub bouncers are really ‘Venue Managers’ the world of hype takes a new nonsensical lunge towards complete an utter stupidity!

To showcase what we mean here are the Venue Managers at work in Tramps nightclub in Worcester, Lisa Woodman a saucy 28 year old blonde (out of a bottle of course) pitches up at the nightclub door all size 6 of her with huge 36DD mammaries the type Wayne Rooney likes to slap around as he enters from the rear. Lisa Woodman is wearing a low-cut top, short skirt and knee-length boots. Now all she is doing is getting dressed up like a tramp to get into Tramps nightclub in Worcester!

She was refused entry by the Venue Manager he said – quote – : “You’re too old to wear that get-up.” And then the steroid freak bouncer turned Lisa Woodman away from the club door.

Lisa Woodman made these comments – quote – ‘I always like to look sexy when I go out on the town.’ Lisa has dropped out four babies in recent years, so she has undergone breast enhancement to get everything back shipshape!

Bouncer Mistakes Lisa Woodman for a Tramp at Tramps…

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Nightclub Bouncer – Local beefcake often thinks EPL footballers are intelligent! Have difficulty explaining why they are hooked on steroids. Believe they have the power to say how WAGs should dress to gain nightclub entry.

3 Nightclubs in Worcester are owned by the same company – Tramps – Modes – Velvet. Lisa Woodman is barred from all three.

Hey to all folks in the UK this feature is for you, for decades in UK a typical Sunday for anything from four to eight million people was to read the now closed NoW – the much missed News of the World the glorious UK Sunday tabloid that echoed out loud who was screwing who – whether Celebs – Footballers – Politicians – Teachers – Nurses et al in fact everyone was fair game for the NoW – News of the World.

So let’s role play say today Sunday January 22, 2012 the headlines could well have been :-
Natasha Giggs Dons Specs to See EPL Sausage Clearly!

This WAG come wannabe reality star has been getting an awful lot of publicity in the UK tabloids of late but most of the press is big on hype and lacking in detail. What Joe Public need to know about Natasha Giggs is this :-

• Who was up inside her panties last night!

• Preferably a published image of the cocksman!

• Details confirming that Natasha Giggs prefers to suck on a large appendage in preference to an ice lolly!

• Why is Natasha Giggs wearing glasses these days what does she need to look at!

Now here is the kicker the NoW – News of the World would have covered all these details and more!

For those newbies to Natasha Giggs she was involved in an 8 year sausage piping affair with her husband Rhodri’s brother legendary Manchester United superstar Ryan Giggs who gave her miles of erectile sausage for more than 8 years

Oh for the return of the NoW – News of the World.

Alas we are left to read ‘The Observer’ who do not even know who Natasha Giggs is! Life is so unfair sometimes!

What Does Natasha Giggs Love to Suck on a Sunday Morning…

To quote Roy Orbison the marriage of Heidi Klum and Seal as the song says ‘It’s Over’. Heidi Klum calls time on marriage to Seal after six years and the divorce lawyers are set to wrap up the finances.

Talking about money could be one of the reasons for the marital split between Seal and Heidi Klum. In 2011 Heidi pull in $20 million dollars not bad for a supermodel whose sell by date was surely a decade ago, so kudos to Heidi she must have some brains to pull in the big bucks.

But Seal on paper does not look to be in that earning league and since his marriage to Heidi Klum what has he done career wise zilch. In fact the more one focuses on Seal it seems that siring children is his forte. Or was as now that he has got booted by Heidi all that is history.

This couple appeared as far as the public was concerned to make marriage into some sort of celeb event when they remarried every year once more with all the celeb gossip websites and paparazzi in attendance. Plus of course there are all the children to consider only a few more and they have enough to field a football team.

The big celeb and gossip sites are all over the break up news about Heidi Klum and Seal and TMZ had this to say – quote – ‘The last time TMZ filmed Seal and Heidi together, we asked her what the key to a successful marriage is. She didn’t answer the question.’ – Attribution to TMZ.Com

Seal Heidi Klum Marriage Over…

All women no cellulite and no silicone – how unique but hey folks have no fear Kelly Brook is one of the best 32 year old ‘Eye Candy’ you will find anywhere in the world.

Kelly Brook is simply sizzling HOT!

Here is what Kelly Brook has to say about her body – quote – “I can’t bear the fact that girls these days think you have to be thin to be beautiful and successful. I’m not thin. I don’t starve myself. I don’t look at my face and body and think I need surgery or a boob job or a bum lift.” – more – “It makes me very angry when women in the public eye talk about what work they’ve had done, because it makes other women feel devalued. ” – more – “They should just shut up about it.”

We have been checking out Kelly Brook in recent years and we can say that she just gets tastier and tastier and now is a divine 32 year old goddess.

The fashion shoot is for New Look and you can see Kelly Brook in :-
• Reddy to wear stockings and suspenders – as in sizzling hot red.
• Racy lacy spotted bra and briefs.
• Dreamy Creamy Undies!

There is steam coming out of this PC writing about Kelly Brook.

Kelly Brook her latest New Look Fashion Shoot…

Well what is going on Imogen Thomas has been doing a hot swimsuit shoot in Lanzarote, in the Canary Islands and from a guys point of view in all the images you see that is whole lot of woman there. Now is that because she was formerly a slave to sexual introductions delivered by EPL footballers naming one Ryan Giggs who has done a lot of ‘panty hustling’ with Imogen Thomas. We have to wonder how the body grows bigger is it due to more ‘podging’ with EPL footballers they all seem to like big asses and big frontages.

Once again back to the swimwear shoot in one set of images Imogen Thomas was bursting out of a hot black string bikini – Now we have to ask her body is immense, is this due to eating too much sausage or is it because she is addicted to EPL footballer Sausage Meat!

Question for our readers does Imogen Thomas love Sausage Meat!

Our survey on WAGS for what it is worth big cleavage and big derriere!

Do you all agree or do some EPL footballers like very slim WAGS too?

Imogen Thomas in a Hot Black String Bikini looks like a Big Girl…

‘Russell Brand Falls In Love Again’ Ouch do we really want to hear all this once more! The man who always insists how important he is, nobody else we believe is of that opinion, anyway never less the news we have to report is that Russell Brand is over the ‘Red Bag’ Katy Perry and is head over heels in love once again.

But the new love affair is extraordinary he is besotted and bursting with love for Russell Brand.

Yes you read that correctly – Mr Russell Brand is in love with Mr Russell Brand – and as Mr Brand said recently everything written about him on the Internet is lies. That means anything said about this very unfunny former alcoholic – recovering drug addict and much much more is ok yeah.

So how do we know he is in love again – well we have a report come in that someone saw Russell Brand looking in a mirror and was heard to say – quote – ‘I am in love with Russell Brand’ We wanted to throw up into the sick bag on hearing that twaddle – but we have to report it how it is – you read – you decide!

Russell Brand Falls In Love Again…

Perfect Imperfect Wedding Matched 2011

Millions of people in the world get married each year for a raft reasons – some think they are in love – many believe in love and hope it will spring through the bedroom door – millions do not know what love is and think it happens when you get married – others well they get married to see how long it will last! Think we are cynical – you bet we are – but one thing for sure we are not so dumb and stupid as showbiz stars and celeb wannabes who get married on a whim – but hey more of them later in the Imperfect Wedding Matches segment!

Ozami Perfect Wedding Matches 2011

• Hands down zero competition so the award goes to the delightful UK Royal couple (Who do look and act like they are genuinely in love) Yes the one and only Prince William chose as his wife the spectacular shimmering natural beauty Kate Duchess of Cambridge nee Kate Middleton.

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011
The contenders rolled in, in the 1000s from the world of showbiz stars and celeb wannabes, and it was difficult to select a winner from this incredibly dumb and self centered world of nothing but personal BS. But the winners selected themselves for their unequalled stupidity so take a bow the winners are :-

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Winners

• Stupendously stupid silly English man with silly beard and silly long hair the incredibly dumb Russell Brand who put a ‘Red Bag’ over the head of his bride when they married in late 2010 he married an intellectually challenged curious woman from the States who likes to be known as a wannabe pop star Katy Perry.

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Runners Up
• Porn freak – wide bottom as in motorway wide – and celeb imposter Kim Kardashian her marriage lasted for just over 70 days to some dope from the NBA called Kris Humphries.

Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Third Place
• This was a surprising result as thousands of showbiz stars and celeb wannabes all got exactly the same number of votes. So the great news is that they are all winners of the Ozami Imperfect Wedding Matches 2011 Third Place award but the good part is that these mentally challenged freaks will be happy because they will believe that winning third place is a major achievement!

The Perfect and the Imperfect Wedding Matches of 2011…

For several weeks of late WTA superstar the supremely talented Spanish tennis player Rafa aka Rafael Nadel has not been on the top of his game on the tennis courts in the end of season competitions. But now Rafa has gone public that he has a long standing recurring shoulder injury that can only be treated and cured by resting from playing one grueling tournament after another. So Rafael Nadal is going to play in the 2012 Australian Open then he is going to take many weeks off to ensure that his shoulder recovers so he can compete in the other grand slams of 2012 – Roland Garros 2012 French Open – Wimbledon 2012 Wimbledon and Flushing Meadows 2012 US Open.

Rafa has had a spate of injuries down the years, maybe due to the all out way he plays tennis, but Rafa is as ‘Tough as old Boots ‘ so we are sure to see Rafael Nadal winning many more grand slams in the coming years.

To Rafael Nadal ‘Happy New Year’ and may you have a speedy 100 percent recovery to the shoulder and we look to see you back in some warm up tournaments before Roland Garros 2012.

Rafael Nadal to take Month off after 2012 Australian Open due to Shoulder Injury…

Very slowly Burma called Myanmar by the present day dictators is opening up a new era after decades of living in fear of a callous and murdering Military junta the beleaguered people, see a glimmer of hope. Now at last a flicker of freedom has started to burn ever so brightly over Rangoon aka Yangon the former capital city. Rangoon translated into English means literally “End of Strife”

Well that maybe true for one day at least as Rangoon aka Yangon is going to host the Biggest Music Gig in Burma for 50 Years.

Top Burmese Bands Playing at the Gig
• Emperor
• Metal Zone
• Lazy Club
• Plus 3
• Spectrum
• Heaven Born
• Vertical Vibration

Here are some official details – quote – Sponsored by the National League for Democracy (NLD), the extravaganza will feature as many as 80 of the country’s top talents from the worlds of rock, pop, hip-hop, techno and other contemporary musical genres.

Gig Date today Friday December 30, 2011 at Rangoon’s Myanmar Convention Center.

Over 10,000 fans are expected!

Daw Aung San Suu Kyi will be the star of the day!

Well done to all the people who have worked so hard to organize what promises to be a sensational musical extravaganza of which Burma is unlikely to have ever seen or experienced before!

Burma Hosts Biggest Music Gig in 50 Years…

Sport in 2011 has seen the loss of many stars as they have left this earth – for who knows – we can only hope for pastures new.

But four sports superstars who are irreplaceable are in our thoughts today as 2011 closes out. They are :-

• Seve Ballesteros aka Severiano “Seve” Ballesteros Sota mercurial golfing superstar with unlimited style and charisma and surely the best smile of the last 50 years – 9 April 1957 – 7 May 2011 – Seve for the wonderful memories one word only ‘THANKS!’

• Dan Wheldon – simply they don’t make many guys like Dan Wheldon any more! 22 June 1978 – 16 October 2011 Daniel Clive “Dan” Wheldon aka Dan Wheldon Racing driver so tragically killed in 2011 IZOD IndyCar World Championship at Las Vegas Motor Speedway on 16 October 2011, at the age of 33. Dan you were special and fans will remember!

• Graham Dilley aka Graham Roy Dilley – Great Kent and England cricketer 18 May 1959 – 5 October 2011 – Won the Ashes England v Australia 1981 – Loved by all cricket fans across five continents.

• Gary Speed aka Gary Andrew Speed, MBE – The sports world nearly stopped for days when Gary was found hanged at his home in Chester – 8 September 1969 – 27 November 2011 – Only 42 years old – the world will try and understand why you checked out on us – but the truth is we will never know!
1988–1996 Leeds United
1996–1998 Everton
1998–2004 Newcastle United
2004–2008 Bolton Wanderers
2008–2010 Sheffield United
National team Wales U21
1990–2004 Wales

Gone in 2011 But Seve – Dan – Graham and Gary Will Not Be Forgotten!…

Scottish businesswoman Michelle Mone pulls the plug on her 19 year marriage as she declares to husband ‘It’s all Ultimo over now!’ However who really cares there is 39 Million pound business empire to divvy up between Michelle Mone and her soon to be ex husband Michael. Gossip has it he did not like her modeling in bra and panties showcasing her own luxury lingerie brand Ultimo by MJM International. Reports are rife that Ms Mone recently lost six stone in weight then wanted to show off her slimmed down figure featuring Ultimo bra and panties. – more – Mr Michael Mone is said to be going through a difficult time because he is said to not like his wife to been seen in public wearing only Ultimo bra and panties!

Some men are just well – STRANGE!

What is even stranger is the news that Michael Mone will continue to work for Ultimo after the divorce – maybe that is so he can still bitch and ‘Mone’ about Michelle Mone modeling racy underwear by Ultimo!

The 40-year-old Michelle Mone mother-of-three built up the business after leaving school in Glasgow at the age of 15 and is now believed to be worth around £39million.

Michelle Mone says to Husband 19 Year Marriage is Ultimo! …

Qatar Investment Authority – QIA – Money bags owners of French Football League leaders PSG – Paris St Germain have moved in superstar manager Italian Carlo Ancelotti on £110,000 a week over 2½ years totaling £14.3m making him the highest paid boss in French football.

This great move by QIA could open the doors to sign former England captain the much travelled David Beckham who it is understood has been offered £160,000 a week deal for 18 months.

This is a ton of money for both Carlo Ancelotti and David Beckham but these days in world football, you get what you pay for. Which means for the top managers and best players the salaries are in millions of pounds.

PSG are said to be close to signing Kaka from Real Madrid and are also considering a bid for Chelsea forward Florent Malouda who played under Carlo Ancelotti when he was the Blues manager.

French left wing politicians are up in arms at the salaries PSG – Paris St Germain are able to pay to bring in the best – but who cares about the politicians sounds as though they are just jealous!

Carlo Ancelotti takes over at PSG – Paris St Germain…

What splendid news we have at this festive time of the year the excruciatingly boring news that odious unfunny loser Russell Brand did not spend Xmas with his podgy wife Katy Perry.

Katy Perry was seen alone on the beach in Hawaii she was in a bikini – and let us tell you that was not a pretty site. Now everyone is entitled to be ugly but some like Katy Perry just abuse the privilege. Man this woman is fat – have to feel sorry for the camera taking shots of Katy Perry in a bikini – anymore like that and the camera will break!

Meanwhile her husband Russell Brand, yes you all remember him the silly stupid man who married Katy Perry just over a year ago in India and then covered her head with a ‘Red Bag’ – well this dope spent Xmas in Cornwall, England.

For the uninformed Russell Brand is a English actor/comedian famous for being a lousy actor and not having a funny bone or mind in his body. Katy Perry is an American singer followed by millions and ignored by billions simply because she just cannot sing!

Russell Brand and Kate Perry are Apart…

Well at last someone is joining BB – Big Brother – who will bring this show back to life! That is if, there ever was any life in the reality show anyway.

Anyway direct from Hollywood in comes big time actor Michael Madsen who is hot news both on screen and off screen. Michael Madsen is famous for his roles in Reservoir Dogs – Kill Bill – Donnie Brasco and Die Another Day.
From some of the team at TV reality show Big Brother – quote – “Michael is going to be the Hollywood big gun of the house. He’s quite a formidable character.”

By all accounts the show needed a life saving pick me up and now the onus is on Michael Madsen who will keep the press busy as much off the show as on the show! Big Brother it to them Michael Madsen!

Celebrity Big Brother starts on Thursday January 5, 2012 on Channel 5.

All eyes will be on how many millions of viewers come back to watch the show savior from Hollywood Michael Madsen.

Hollywood Big Shot Michael Madsen Joins BB…

This was the wedding that the celeb gossip columns and the music world said would not last the joint infused liaison between loopy singer Sinead O’Connor and seemingly naïve therapist Barry Herridge.

It seems the need for some ‘Blow’ a ‘Spliff’ or just a ‘Common Joint’ was the first sign of a crack in the marriage when at the wedding reception everyone was drinking except Sinead O’Connor because she is either a recovering alcoholic and/or she does not drink. Anyway the bottom line is she wanted a smoke of marijuana. That seems to have not gone down so well with the friends and family of therapist new husband Barry Herridge. Meaning that a pork chop at an Islam wedding would have been more popular than some ‘Blow’ a ‘Spliff’ or just a ‘Common Joint’ at a Sinead O’Connor Wedding!

Before this latest marriage cracked and Sinead O’Connor decided to weed new hubby Barry Herridge out of the door. Let’s look back at some of the Sinead O’Connor sexual preferences down the years – quote – ‘I am a Big Lesbian Mule or I am a common Dyke’ – more – ‘I’m three-quarters heterosexual, a quarter gay and I like hairy blokes’

It is all over the press that this latest of the four marriage’s of Sinead O’Connor to Barry Herridge latest 16 days or 17 days at the most! But as often happens the news is incorrect the official line from Ms Sinead O’Connor is – quote – “Lived together for 7 days only”.

So all the critics and pundits have been proved wrong once again saying the marriage would not last it lasted for seven days officially – after all what more can you expect from Sinead O’Connor – the audacity and the hubris of the press thinking the marriage lasted 16 or 17 days!

Sinead O’Connor’s Marriage Cracks as she Weeds out New Husband after 7 Days…

One more time millions of people hit the shopping trail – fed up with no work – fed up with no money! The UK public object in the best way they know – Spend Spend Spend – the British are past masters at spending, millions were reared on a philosophy – ‘Live Now Pay Later’

Here is an official statement on UK Boxing Day Sales – quote –
The Next retailer group – quote – ‘600 shops in the capital’s West End reported £15m of combined takings inside the first three hours.’

The Bullring shopping centre in Birmingham – quote – 2,500 people waited for Next to open. One thousand more crowded the entrance to Selfridges.

Some people were skating far away from reality with this lame excuse for shopping – quote – ‘We were buying late Xmas presents or gifts we forget’ Yeah we believe that as Elvis still shops in Oxford Street too! Any excuse was on the table and the truth is no one cared as long as they could Shop Shop Shop!

Roll the tape fast forward early February 2012 the credit card bills are delivered – OUCH!

It was similar scenes across the whole of UK as shoppers went on a Buy Buy Buy spree!

UK Boxing Day Sales Bonanza…

Manchester United 5 – Wigan 0

There is one undisputable fact about footballers in the EPL – English Premier League some are steady reliable journeymen. They play week in week out ‘Steady as a Rock’ never letting the team down yet never grabbing the headlines. Then you have the top players whose best form comes and goes, experts say ‘Form is variable – Class is Permanent’ this is the category they fit into like the great veteran Manchester United superstar Ryan Giggs – John Terry the Chelsea center back – Ashley Cole another Blues player who is one of the best full backs in the world – Joey Barton fans love him or hate him but he is without doubt one of the best midfield players playing in the EPL today.

Then you have the rare breed the flair players the players that can do unbelievable things with ball, play the game so skillfully in a relaxed manner – that to watch they make football look easy! They are special and only a few come along every generation. In 2011 Spurs have one in the mercurial Luka Modric who plays football like a dream as he jinks – twists and glides over the turf with the ball under such tight control one may think it is tethered to his feet – such are the amazing skills of this wonderfully creative midfield genius.

Then one has to travel up north to Manchester to find a striker – a goal poacher extraordinaire – the laconic goalmouth magician Dimitar Berbatov. Now this genius is a luxury that only the very rich clubs can afford to keep on the payroll, because they do not play often – not because they are injured – but as in the case of Dimitar Berbatov who only wants to play in the box and has a reluctance to play and work for the rest of the team. But when guys like Dimitar Berbatov play they are electric like on Boxing Day when Dimitar Berbatov scored a magical hat-trick as United hammered a 10-man Wigan Athletic side 5-0

Berbatov hits Stunning Boxing Day Hat Trick v Wigan…

Lingere – Bras Off Knickers Down

Luxury UK lingerie maker La Senza are on the commercial scrapheap as the troubled bra and panties group call in the administrators. La Senza have become renowned as one of the premier lingerie brands of the world and despite the news that they are closing down La Senza adverts are still being posted across Asia in the Orient where girls love luxury lingerie brands like Le Senza.

The demise of this stellar lingerie brand is a hammer blow to the beleaguered UK economy that is deep in recession and now thanks to Le Senza another 2,600 jobs are lost and will see Le Senza close 146 stores and 18 concessions across the UK.

Official report on the pending Le Senza closure released by a company representative – quote – “Due to trading conditions in La Senza’s high street locations and the overall macro environment which are having an adverse effect on the company,the board of directors of La Senza has filed a notice of intention to appoint administrators. ” – more – “For the avoidance of doubt, the company is not currently in administration, and no administrator has been appointed.”

Not a good omen as we enter 2012, in the UK and the rest of the world there is a demand and market that should see quality lingerie makers like Le Senza flourish and go from strength to strength. Sadly the reality is that the bras and panties are now on the floor and no one is going to pick them up!

La Senza the Bras comes Off and the Panties come Down…

It is well known that when he arrived in Manchester as a teenager that when football superstar Cristiano Ronaldo was not playing football, folks that know him say he has a wicked eye always on the lookout for ‘Eye Candy’ ie beautiful women. When he played for Manchester United Cristiano Ronaldo was known as a ‘Man About Town’ often seen with Wayne Rooney and others in the WAG infested night clubs in and around Manchester and the nearby towns.

Then he got the £80million dream move to Spain to join the La Liga giants the mighty Real Madrid where on the pitch he has been a revelation scoring 86 goals in 79 appearances.

However off the pitch with the ‘Eye Candy’ Cristiano Ronaldo has ditched his Manchester style bed hopping and for over a year now has been dating super WAG top Russian supermodel Irina Shayk!

Irina Shayk – Ozami Tale of the Tape
• Birth Name = Irina Shaykhlislamova aka Irina Shayk
• Date of Birth = January 6, 1986 ;
• Place of Birth = Yemanzhelinsk, Russia ;
• Height = 5′ 10” (178 cm) ;
• Hair Color = Light Brown ;
• Eye Color = Green ;
• Weight = 110 lbs (50 kg) ;
• Measurements and vital stats = 34-23-35 US; (86.5-58-88) EU ;
• Dress Size = 4 (US) 34 (EU) ;
• Shoe Size = 7

This girl Irina Shayk is sensational and in our opinion wins hands down as the Ozami WAG of the Year 2011.

Has Cristiano Ronaldo Bagged in Irina Shayk the WAG of the Year…

Stars come and go on the American show ‘The X Factor’ they pass through in and out of fame like chocolates being boxed up on a continuous production line conveyor belt. Some celebs hardly last long enough to get the standard deal package – ‘15 Minutes of Fame’ so winners and losers need to be smart these days or they are soon going to find that all they have left are memories and the money they made has long gone!

So it is great news to see the latest winner of the show – Melanie Amaro to buy House with ‘The X Factor’ Winnings.

Fabulous to here that is such a sensible thing to do as long as she does not get sucked into any corrupt housing scam or foreclosure racket. Melanie Amaro won $5 Million US Dollars an awful lot of money by any standards, but it still need to be managed and invested with care including background profiling and due diligence checks before making an investment in a house and/or high value items like cars – furniture – fixtures and fittings etc etc.

Simon Cowell – quote – Amaro, who was mentored by judge Simon Cowell and was at one point eliminated then reinstated to the contest, was awarded the grand prize: a $5 million recording contract and a starring role in a Pepsi commercial.

Melanie Amaro to buy House with ‘The X Factor’ Winnings…

Hey guys and gals before you post any comments we are going to kick off this article by saying that one new celeb that has hit the headlines in 2011 is in our humble opinion almost unique amongst modern day celebrities she has both a body and a brain. She is Essex girl Amy Childs – here is what we know about her :-

Amy Childs – Ozami Tale of the Tape
• She is big in the region between the waist and the neck – Uh so what! That is a necessity if one is after good reviews in the UK tabloid ‘The Sun’ These days The Sun is the hallowed territory of the D Cup up like the E Cup the F Cup and like Lucy Collett the new Page 3 Idol the majestic G Cup! Girls have to have the ‘Cup’ says ‘The Sun’
• M/s Amy Childs rips off well when stripped down for sexy model poses – millions of guys and dudes rate Amy as hot ‘Eye Candy’
• Amy Childs is a ‘Bra Queen’ in 2011 exclusively for Tesco
• Amy Childs uses her brain to maximize her earning potential and has her own fashion range, sold exclusively on her website AmyChildsOfficial.Co.Uk/
• Amy Childs is savvy enough to have used her brains one more time and has her own High Street Beauty Salon.

Amy Childs Body and Brains Combo…

Recession hit UK has announced enough is enough as people fill the High Streets and the Shopping Malls along with the internet in a £2 Billion UK Pound shopping bonanza!

Great Britain has sprung into end of year action the roads are chocker block with over 21 million cars on the roads with the drivers and passengers all with one track minds – we are going shopping!

Payments firm Visa expects to process more than 33million transactions worth more than £2 Billion UK Pounds.

The shopping blitz will see tills racking up over £1 Million UK Pounds in sales every minute of opening hours. Plus the Internet for online shopping is open round the clock 24 hours all day every day!

So much for the recession – up yours too! Seems to be back to live now – pay later!

Britain Goes Xmas Shopping Crazy Racking Up £2 Billion in Sales…

Two of the all time ‘Gunners’ greats are modern day sporting superstars Robin van Persie and Thierry Henry. Both can be categorized as great goal scorers both in the EPL – English Premier League and the CL – Champions League not forgetting of course a hatful of goals they have each scored for their national teams RVP – Holland and TH – France.
But it is at the old Highbury stadium and the new Emirates Stadium where Robin van Persie and Thierry Henry have excelled for Arsenal FC.

Robin van Persie has just equalled Thierry Henry’s Arsenal record for scoring 34 Premier League goals in a calendar year.

The Dutchman has scored 34 times in 2011 and has two matches left this year to try and beat all time EPL record of 36 by Alan Shearer in 1995.

RVP – Robin van Persie had this to say – quote – “It is a big honour to equal Thierry’s record because he is probably the best player Arsenal ever had. ” – more – “To achieve what he did in a year is really special. It makes me proud.”

RVP – Robin van Persie beats Thierry Henry Arsenal Goal Score Record…

2011 has been a great year for British professional racing cyclists the year has seen some great rides by top UK pros Bradley Wiggins – Chris Froome – David Millar and a whole raft of select riders who race for the UK pro team ‘Team Sky’

But at the top of the pile in UK pro cyclists is the new winner of BBC Sports Personality of the year 2011 the UK World Road Race Champion Mark Cavendish.

On winning this prestigious award Mark Cavendish said – quote – “I’m absolutely speechless.”

Mark is the 2011 Road World Champion. He is also a Tour de France green jersey winner and was awarded an MBE in November for his services to cycling.

In second place was golfer Darren Clarke, 43.
In third place was runner Mo Farah, 28.

Pro Racing Cyclist Mark Cavendish BBC Sports Personality of the year 2011…

Hey before we start we are fans and supporters of gays, however we are not very keen on poseurs in fact we dislike them. So when we heard that US poseur Adam Lambert had been arrested in Finland. We immediately thought big deal – who cares!

Here is the full story – quote – The ‘Tosser’ wait that cannot be right, try again the ‘Plonker’ wrong again – one more time the “American Idol” runner-up Adam Lambert was caught brawling and bitching with his boyfriend in Finland. It was all about handbags and saying nasty things like – ‘You Bitch You Bitch’ how awful that he could use such nasty hate ridden words about his pint sized Finnish boyfriend Sauli Koskinen in the wee hours of Dec. 22 in Helsinki outside the gay club DTM (“Don’t Tell Mama”).

Huh we are gob smacked to hear that such things go on in 2011 and we sincerely hope they can sort out their relationship in time that they may copulate together in Xmas harmony!

Gay Boy Adam Lambert Arrested in Finland…

The results are in for this year’s Playlist music poll and right there at the top of the pile are the one and only Lady Gaga best female after her album ‘Born This Way’ sold 8 million copies to date so far this year.

Heading up the male section is 26 year old Bruno Mars who has had a stellar year with with four Top 10 hits and two sell-out tours.

The best band award went to to Coldplay whose ‘Mylo Xyloto’ propelled the four-piece back to the top this year.

The Sexiest Female went to Rihanna, 23.

The Sexiest Male came in with a surprise choice love song crooner Michael Bublé.

Seems like none of the rockers from the 70s 80s and 90s were in the running it was all about newcomers of the last few years for the Playlist music poll of 2011.

Queen Lady Gaga and King Bruno Mars Top Playlist Music Poll…

Ozami reports the news as it breaks out or in this case as it perks upwards like a fish gasping for air. We are gasping too as we have just opened today’s print of The Sun to find center stage the Page 3 honey the breathtaking redhead Lucy Collett has won the coveted Page 3 Idol competition.

The best upfront images of Lucy Collett are copyright protected so check them out in the sensational UK tabloid ‘The Sun’
Lucy Collett – Tale of the Tape
35 – 26 – 35
Cup Size G – err ‘Eh You What!’ gulp eek!
UK Size 12
Just 22 years old big enough to care and big enough to…
Come on boys check out Lucy Collett they say redheads are amazing in the sack!
If you know tell us your experiences.
Check out her ‘Chapel Hat Pegs’ in ‘The Sun’
Lucy Collett is the first redhead winner of the Page 3 Idol competition.

Lucy Collett Redhead with Frontage 2011 Winner of Page 3 Idol…

Well as one would expect there was a whole boat load of contenders for the ‘EPL Incompetence Award of 2011’

The list is almost endless starting with Alan Pardew boss at Newcastle United who is similar to a Yorkshire Pudding all soft and covered in onion gravy. EPL players hundreds are in the shuffle but arguably standing alone as the ‘Prat of the Year’ is Manchester City want away striker Carlos Tevez. EPL Managers a heap of no hopers but right at the bottom where he belongs is Blackburn Rovers boss Steve Kean – who should be called the ‘Great Survivor’ but he is still in a job thanks to the winners of the ‘EPL Incompetence Award of 2011’ the unbelievably incompetent owners of Blackburn Rovers the Indian company Venky’s.

Runners up take your pick from Joey Barton – John Terry – Mario Balotelli – Ashley Cole – Mike Ashley – Peter Crouch – Luis Suarez and so on the names just keep rolling off the keyboard.

EPL Incompetence Award of 2011…

The results are in for the internet search engines most searched celebs of 2011
Coming in
• 5th Place – Jennifer Aniston maybe number five is above her grade but shows how weak the competition is!
• 4th Place – Scarlett Johannson well someone has to be number four.
• 3rd Place – Emma Stone ‘Eye Candy’ and not much else.
• 2nd Place – Victoria Beckham all huff and splutter about nothing, has a fixation with herself.
• 1st Place – Old Boiler and renowned US porn slut, boasting the fattest ass in the world, US TV celeb and reality freak the nauseating – YES! – the one and only Kim Kardashian!

The mind boggles that anyone of these can get in the top 100 never mind the top 5!

Old Boiler Springs Surprise in Ozami UK Most Searched Celebs of 2011…

Kate Middleton has been voted UKs best dressed celeb for 2011. How best to describe Kate – Duchess of Cambridge – we have to be careful we do not just give her a common street word to describe her exquisite looks. Throwing caution to the winds, we will be bold and outrageous and select an old English word rarely used these days. We say Kate Middleton aka Kate – Duchess of Cambridge is ‘DELIGHTFUL’

Kate has been an inspiration to millions she is vibrant – intelligent – photogenic – poised – caring – diligent – regal – with a super personality that swathes around millions!

Prince William is a perfect match for Kate they make tor the best of the best and we look forward to see them engaging in the pubkic spotlight for decades to come.

Kate Middleton is a true UK ‘National Treasure’

Kate Middleton is UK Best Dressed Celeb 2011…

For all existing, aspiring and budding UK WAGs here is your intelligence guide for 2012
• Hair – Preference blonde out of a bottle if you are not a real blonde.
• Bust – Big either enhanced or au natural word of advice nipples must be perky!
• Brain – Airheads and Dumbos make star quality WAGs.
• Dress – Must like tacky slutty common clothes that make you look like a typical street ho!
• Talk – Must suck up to your lover – tell him anything good that will massage his huge ego – if you are stuck for words start chatting about pussy that will get his attention!
• Public Profile – Must be comfortable with the press and be able to string three words together for the media. For advanced learners the 3 words to remember are ‘Eh You What!’
• WAGs School – We have set up an Ozami WAGs School where we teach WAGs how to remember the three words ‘Eh You What!’ Learning course is usually 10 One hour lessons at £100 pound per hour. It is normal to need 10 hours of tuition to learn the words. Get your EPL footballer to pay!

WAGs Intelligence Guide 2012…

Gone but never to be forgotten arguably the greatest writer of the modern era Christopher Hitchens is no longer here with us to drink and celebrate Xmas. Drinking was his hobby and he was wonderfully blessed with the ability to consume large quantities of whisky and red wine as he quoted when it came to drinking alcohol he had the constitution of a mule.

Here is classic Christopher Hitchens one liner on drinking – quote – “The research also shows clearly for the first time that drinking any kind of alcohol — not just red wine — can protect the heart.”
Another Christopher Hitchens on eating – quote – ‘A tip: Try to eat something, indeed, at every meal. ‘
Christopher Hitchens on God – best read his book – ‘God Is Not Great’

The ‘Hitch’ was a truly original ‘One Off’ few of his ilk and style come along in any one generation!

Christopher Hitchens passed away on December 15, 2011 due to pneumonia complications relating to Esophageal cancer.

In Memory of Christopher Hitchens 1949 – 2011…

Jewish musician Rick Recht is all the rave right now with Jewish crowds has he has them all in focus with his very own St. Louis guitar playing especially when it is celebration time like now which sees the eight-day holiday of Hanukkah, which started Tuesday night, Rick Recht has the Jewish media and the Jewish audience captivated at this festive time!
It’s all about timing and delivery and Rick Recht is a showman who knows when it is a showtime and for Jews that means rock the music to us in our Hanukkah.

One official comment made by Rick Recht – quote – “This is a time of year when Jews are hyper-aware of their identity,” – more – “And music is a sledgehammer. There is nothing more effective in terms of affecting identity .?.?. Judaism is competing in a world of products and ways to experience spirituality, and it’s important for Judaism to be repackaged in a way that’s meaningful, relevant and exciting.”

Rick Recht is on tour right now in the States moving from one Jewish community to the next!

Rick Recht Rocks Jewish Crowds with Hanukkah Music…

Just been surfing the net for all the latest celeb news and was checking out the babes at both ‘The Sun Babes v The Daily Star Babes’ Now both of these UK tabloids have been doing topless spreads for years but most of the time they are shooting pics with a one track mind – the bigger the frontage the better the readers will like!

But hey times change and tastes change and in our humble opinion The Daily Star is looking beyond the babe with the biggest under carriage and it is delightful to see beautiful slimmer models like Emma 23, of Stoke on Trent and Danielle 28, of Liverpool taking center stage. These girls and many more in The Daily Star go to show that girls do not have to have the ‘Biggest Knockers’ in the world to look beautiful! Hey to all at The Sun why not showcase some slimmer girls on Page 3!

The Sun Babes v The Daily Star Babes…

Well as 2011 heads for the archives of history. We look to 2012 and wonder which new celebs will take the media by storm. We all hope a new stunner like the divine ‘Pippa’ the derriere Pippa Middleton who took 2011 by storm when she was showcasing her awesome ass at the Royal Wedding!

The UK media and the daily tabloids will not let us down but we have to hope that someone special takes center stage, Because after all Jordan – Abbey Clancy and a few more are getting dull and boring. What the UK badly needs is a badass girl like they have in the States with the never dull Lindsay Lohan. Let’s see something new because there is only so much one can take of airheads strutting around with big tits and little else. One new Kate Moss look alike is needed and needed in 2012 at the latest.

Come on tabloids find that new one – quickly and don’t leave it up to The Sun as they cannot think past Page 3 and large breasts!

2012 New Year Celebs…

In EPL football there is the helpless like Blackburn Rovers. Then the useless owners like Venky’s of Blackburn Rovers. All topped up with the worst manager to ever manage an EPL football team Steve Kean, and believe me that is some statement as there have been some bad ones down the years.

But we understand that a Venky’s chef started to spit roast Steve Kean early on Wednesday morning and when he is done he is going to be minced up into Steve Kean Pies. Then the Venky’s to appease the Blackburn Rovers fans will hand out Xmas sacks filled with mini Steve Kean Pies.

Early Christmas Sack Special Roasted Steve Kean Pie…

Well we have a society category and now as 2011 winds down we showcase the biggest high society celebrity in the world. HRH Elizabeth II Queen of England because she is holding a huge Christmas party at Sandringham and some of the invites on the official guest list include :- 29-year-olds Prince William and Princess Kate, Princess Beatrice, 23, and Princess Eugenie, 21,Prince Harry, 27, Zara Phillips, 30, and her new husband Mike Tindall, 33. There will be 27 royal guests in total. So it will be turkeys all round washed down with Hoorays!

Sounds like the sort of do the Duke will excel listening to all the royal gossip and of course reference will be made about mere mortals. The Duke of Edinburgh is renowned for his wit and wicked sense of humor.

High Society Xmas Bash with The Queen..

It just shows what you can do in life when you mature and have a ton of cash, of course the answer is hang out with the Hef at the Playboy Mansion and play around with the bunnies.

At least that is what you can do when you are a mature 17 years of age – have the cash and are named Justin Beiber. As the Playboy guvnor Hugh Hefner says ‘Welcome’ and now Hef’s ex fiancé Crystal Harris is in on the act – quote – “I want to meet Justin Bieber. I have Bieber fever. We all do, all the Playmates. We all want to meet him.”

Justin Bieber using Playboy Mansion as a Regular Hang Out…

Abbey Clancy WAG and bed partner of ‘Long Tall Sally’ no that is wrong of ‘EPL Beanpole’ oops wrong again. Let’s try on more time wife of Stoke City footballer Peter Crouch! Phew we had to give that three tries yet that will still not be as many hookers that Crouch hooked up with in Madrid, earlier in the year. Anyway that is all BS the latest celeb news from the high IQ Crouch household is that the Mrs – meaning Abbey Clancy is in all the UK tabloids taking her kit off for Xmas and are we allowed to say this, she finished up wearing only skimpy panties!

My oh My the WAG is topless!

We mentioned the high IQ family as Mr Crouch’s head is very high off the ground.

Abbey Clancy Togs Off for Xmas…

The end of year EPL transfer window is now open and the tabloids are full of transfer news speculation and pages of gossip and rumors.

But one thing is certain down at Stamford Bridge Chelsea FC is not a happy camp either on the pitch – off the pitch – or in dealing with the hapless clueless manager AVB. Many players are unsettled and when they are on the pitch look like they could not care less!

Didier Drogba is one exception he is on fire, and playing out of his skin, but the problems lies with the dummy who is the manager AVB, so one has to ask will Didier Drogba say enough is enough and leave to join a new club. AVB has been dithering about offering the striker a new contract and it looks to outsiders that AVB has lost the confidence of most of the dressing room. So in our opinion if the best player they have on current form decides to leave then surely Lampard and others will jump off the sinking Stamford Bridge ship!

Will Didier Drogba leave AVB led Chelsea FC…

Legend
AVB – meaning – Andre Villas-Boas the Portuguese Chelsea FC Manager
EPL – meaning – English Premier League

Almost as soon as new Swedish model Julia Schneider has started to strut the major catwalks around the world. Comments have been made that the 15 year old is too thin, but herein lays the dichotomy facing the young aspiring model if she piles on the weight, she stands to be dropped by many of the leading fashion and model agencies. So basically she is in a no win situation she stays the same weight and is in constant demand to model, while at the same time having to deal with a barrage of comments about how rakish she looks!

Julia Schneider has a tough choice to make but our guess is she will want to get all the modeling assignments and endorsements she can.

What about this advice to Joe Public Julia Schneider is still only 15 years of age – so ‘Give Her a Chance!’

Julia Schneider – Elite Model Contest Winner

Is Julia Schneider New Top Elite Model too Thin…

Amy Winehouse was beset with a body full of unwanted substances, but enough of that! Where she had no problems in life was with her voice this girl will go down in history undisputably, as the best singer of her generation.

Hence it comes as no surprise to see booming sales “Lioness: Hidden Treasures” the first new album since her tragic and untimely death in the summer of 2011

Amy Winehouse – “Lioness: Hidden Treasures” Tracks
1. “Our Day Will Come”
2. “Between the Cheats”
3. “Tears Dry”
4. “Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?”
5. “Like Smoke”
6. “Valerie”
7. “The Girl from Ipanema”
8. “Half Time”
9. “Wake Up Alone”
10. “Best Friends, Right?”
11. “Body and Soul”
12. “A Song for You”

Amy Winehouse “Lioness: Hidden Treasures” Sells 110,000 in Week 1…

Actress and model Liz Hurley is spending a few days down in Melbourne, Australia which is very convenient as her boyfriend ex cricketer Shane Warne is here at the same time. Hey wait a minute Shane is no longer the BF he is the fiancé as Liz and Shane got engaged in Scotland in October 2011.

So now it is all official like it is fine for everyone to play happy families and if that means chucking in a game of cricket – well we guess that is fine too!

Liz Hurley and Shane Warne up for a bit of cricket in Australia…

Duff McKagan legendary frontman for supergroup Loaded who are show openers on tour with Guns n Roses jammed with the Roses in Vancouver on Saturday December 17, 2011 at the Pacific Coliseum in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Duff joined up with GnR on “You Could Be Mine” and “Civil War”.

There is a lot of rock buzz talk these days about Duff McKagan joining back up permanently with his old band Guns n Roses. But that is all it is so far just talk but who knows to quote Duff – “After all, it is just some dudes doing what they know how to do best: connect with the audience, that fan-ship that has honored us with their presence for so damn long. And THAT, my friends . . . is overwhelming.”

Time flies by as it is now 17 years since Duff McKagan left Guns n Roses

Duff McKagan sings with Guns n Roses in Vancouver…

The reality and celeb world is full of wannabes and well those that are almost as trivial as a piece of garbage! Then at the top of the pile in this weird and wonderful entertainment sector you get the power players like Simon Cowell who has just hooked in a media superstar the one and only Howard Stern. Cowell of the great “America’s Got Talent” show will now have onboard a new judge Howard Stern.

Simon Cowell had this to say about Howard Stern – quote – “If he goes too far, he’ll be kicked off.” – but then added – “He’s not stupid, this guy.”

Simon Cowell hooks in Howard Stern for AGT!…

Legend
AGT – meaning – America’s Got Talent NBC TV show Top-Rated Summer Competition Series

Some stars and celebrities and last only slightly longer than an ordinary Joe who hits the spotlight for – ’15 minutes of fame’   Then every so often along comes a ‘Teak Hard Survivor’ like the sassy Lindsay Lohan. She breaks the law – goes to prison – defies the court judges – breaks probation – the negatives go on and on! But Lindsay Lohan keeps bouncing back against all the odds.

This week sees Lindsay Lohan showcasing her air brushed nude body all over the Playboy January 2012 magazine – her critics and there are many have said that her ‘Playboy debut falls flat’ really her upper body looked plump and ripe to me! We are fans of Lindsay Lohan because she is a trier. We see only one negative about her playboy feature that is we could not make out exactly the ‘Hair Style’ of her nether regions. But then again Playboy is for titillation not gloves off pornography!

But hey Lindsay! ‘When will you be going the extra yard from Playboy to a Van Nuys porn studio?’

Lindsay Lohan Showcasing in Playboy shows she is now ‘Miss Goody Two Shoes’…

Legend

Goody Two Shoes – meaning – Belittling and insulting term for a person who won’t do anything that can be regarded as “wrong” or “immoral”. A male or female who perceives him/herself (or is believed to perceive him/herself) as morally superior – often also God-fearing and full-bloodedly American.  – more – (Disclaimer: Not very urban or very modern slang these days, though.) – Attribution to UrbanDictionary.Com

 

Americans often have an undefineable connection between God and Sports. We are not going to pursue the positives or negatives of such analogies. But there is power and status behind any combination relative to sports and God. Hence when  less than three months back a new buzzword website was launched on the internet  Tebowing aka Tebowing.Com the site was an instant viral success and has now been elevated as the in word of the year and millions of Yanks are Tebowing!

Now quite frankly we have an open mind about Tebowing namely is it for real when a sports star gets down on one knee to pray in the middle of a live sports event  or is Tim Tebow just trying to look like a vagina in public!

We report – you decide!

Legend

Tebowing – meaning – Two meanings ‘To get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.’ Attribution to UrbanDictionary.Com and/or a person trying to look like a vagina in public!

Tebowing is one of the Top 2011 Buzz Words…