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Yes this must be the rubric of the year so far which is sure to knock Prince Harry off the main headlines. But there is a story to tell behind the headlines the rubric is based on hype and nonsense that has been in the UK Tabloids since Wayne Rooney received a bad cut on his thigh in the Manchester United v Fulham EPL match last Saturday.

Here is some of the mumbo jumbo we have seen in the UK gutter press :-
•    Rooney leg will heal but rift with Fergie will not!
•    Rooney has nowhere to go not wanted by Real Madrid – Barca and Inter Milan
•    SAF to sell Rooney for $75 Million Dollars
•    Sir Alex Ferguson to offload Rooney as rift widens

The garbage press never seem to learn the UK public do not want to hear this trash talk day after day they are smarter than that, to The Sun direct only a small fraction of the UK public have pea sized brains like the reality stars on Big Brother. Time to stop fooling around like The Sun and The Daily Star making stories up about Wayne Rooney we appreciate all the hype sells more newspapers. But it comes at a cost which is that you are not telling the truth about  Prince Harry and/or Wayne Rooney. The UK public are smart enough to know all the talk about Wayne Rooney is pure gossip and rumor  – not one single word that has been written about Wayne Rooney came officially from the Manchester United camp. Moreover throwing cocaine into the Prince Harry LV Las Vegas cocktail is yet another ploy to get the advertiser’s millions.

Maybe before the weeks out the UK gutter press are going to run another exclusive on Imogen Thomas in baby scan sensation – ex Ryan Giggs flunky went to the hospital this week for a baby scan and the doctor came back with the startling news that all was well with the baby – but the bass guitar he was playing in the womb while singing Beatles song ‘All you need is Love’ was out of tune – So we got her agent to call The Sun with the exclusive  -  the editor struck a deal and agreed to pay Imogen Thomas half a million pounds for the story.

So we are expecting rubrics like this later this week from The Sun or similar…………
•    Imogen Thomas Expecting a Baby Boy Playing an out of tune Bass Guitar
•    Prince Harry to have Cocaine Discussion with Ricky Hatton
•    Wayne Rooney quits Football for Boxing to fight Ricky Hatton at The Royal Albert Hall

Unconfirmed reports coming in on this sporting sensation a close friend of Frank Warren says that Frank has signed up Wayne Rooney to fight Ricky Hatton at The Royal Albert Hall. For what will be the boxing fight of the Year! At stake will be the title of Boxing Tubby Weight Champion of Greater Manchester. Both fighters will have to weigh in under 13 stone. Manchester United official bookmaker Fred Done has opened a book and has Rooney at 2/1 on to win by KO and there is more to come Fred has Wayne ‘Podgy’ Rooney at 4/1 on to KO Ricky ‘Fatman’ Hatton in Round 1. Legendary boxing trainer Freddie Roach is expected to be named as trainer for Podgy Rooney in the coming days. In case Rooney has a fluke in the ring and obtains a bad cut above the knee like the cut against Fulham – Rooney has opted for Freddie Roach to bring his cuts man on to the Podgy Rooney Team. Hatton is said alleged (rumor again) to  be negotiating a major new sponsor deal with Team Columbia Cocaine. Ricky Hatton is as millions know a lousy fighter but he is a master at hype and promotion and seems to have pulled off a major pre fight coup as he has sent Prince Harry 20 free ringside seats. To close on more pending sponsorship deals – Frank Warren on behalf of Podgy Rooney is rumored to be in advanced negotiations for the ‘Podgy Man’ to be sponsored by Sir Alex Ferguson Bloodstock Racing.

We do know three facts that are accurate everyday in The Sun – The Name – The Date and The Price! – The rest like our own rubric here is likely to be pure baloney…

Want to read all the latest sports and celeb gossip look no farther than…

Wayne Rooney to leave Manchester United…

London – England and the UK – United Kingdom had a month to remember in August 2012 namely the stellar way the London 2012 Olympics was handled – managed and executed showcasing all that is best in Great Britain and deservedly getting nine points out of ten. In other words it would be hard to get higher marks for such an epic event. GB lost a point for the cack handed way the Government appointed security company G4S ran into manpower shortage crisis at the eleventh hour begging the Government to fill the manpower gaps by bringing in the armed forces personnel to provide security guards. Much to the surprise of everyone the armed forces moved in to help out and did an outstanding fill in job without a murmur of discontent and/or complaints. But the tenth point was lost as the G4S crisis should have never happened in the first place. A note to Brazil Olympics 2016 you will be hard pressed to handle such a huge sporting occasion and in doing so outperform the way UK executed the London 2012 Olympics.

A memorable spectacle and undoubtedly the best sporting event of 2012 bar none. This indeed was a well deserved high for London – for the UK Government and all the proud population of UK – United Kingdom. This was the high spot of the month of August for the whole of GB – Great Britain.

Then within days we embarrassingly saw the UK Government as the ‘Laughing Stock of the World’ as the Julian Assange fiasco hit the press one more time with the startling news that UK Police were charging the UK Government fifty thousand UK pounds a day to make sure that Julian Assange does not escape from the Embassy of Ecuador where he is holed up, while seeking political asylum. What a complete nonsense this turned out to be and the international press were quick to jump onto all the negativity of this diplomatic farce. The headlines simply laughed and mocked the way the UK Government have handled the Julian Assange case from the get go!

So to summarize the end of the month is with us and concludes in a way that only the British can do with ease that is ‘Turn a Silk Purse into a Pig’s Ear’ But the UK Government managed it with aplomb led by Foreign Secretary William Hague who it appears gave the UK Police the order to guard the Embassy of Ecuador with Julian Assange inside.

Leaving William Hague all alone with zero points out of ten for making sure that the UK were the ‘Laughing Stock of the World’ –  but then again you are never alone when you are ‘Hoisted by Your Own Petard!’

William Shakespeare could not have written a better storyline!

Reflections on how the United Kingdom fared in the Eyes of the World Press in August 2012…

For most people in UK by the end of August to early September is the time when Summer holidays are over for millions and it is time to plan your activities for the last third of 2012
So here is our activities guide on Ozami.Net hope we say the right things for you…

We are not going to spill any surprises in fact we are going to suggest that care and caution are the flavor for September – October – November – December then out goes 2012

Work – Our recommendation is that everyone works hard and diligently and for the millions who have a boss – go that extra yard with commitment put in an extra 3 for 4 hours a week unpaid. I can hear some saying no way but we believe it will pay dividends and keep you in work for both now  and all of the next year. Why do we say this? Because the world economy is still in bad shape with high unemployment figures the order of the day in many countries. Give back something to your boss he will notice even if he does not say anything. We just want you all to be in work and by giving that little extra maybe is the key to your future employment.

Money – Be thrifty now is not the time to spend – spend – spend. Do not be hitting hard on your credit card as it is all to be paid back plus interest. We know this will not possible for many, but save if you can even if it is only a few UK pounds each week. Plus let us look on the bright side keeping a shackle on  spending could well be the way to go as it will ease you through the coming winter months. Then we will be into 2013 and let’s all hope that 2013 marks the end of this long and painful world recession. Remember life is always much better when you have an optimistic outlook.

Love – Now here is where in our opinion the gloves come off. Meaning that if love is around the corner go for it – what the heck – you only live once. For those who have no plans re a new romance  why not make it happen for you by doing some online dating. The good news is you can do the hooking up from the comfort of your armchair and here is how as soon as ‘Big Brother’ pops up on TV. This is a perfect time close off the TV or keep one eye on the set waiting for the single nano second of entertainment they may dish up in the whole show. The rest of the time logon to either or both  Very Naughty and Saucy Dating your online dating resources for all that is best in sex and rock n roll forget the drugs bit we can do without them. For any people not yet a member on Very Naughty and Saucy Dating it’s time you joined because you are sure to find a guy take note all you girls out there. Regarding the guys what is your fancy – young leggy and sexy – NSA Milf – Posh Lover – or just the girl next door who has trouble keeping her panties on. Now here is the kicker the credits are closing off Big Brother and in less than an hour you are likely to get 2 or 3 requests from Very Naughty and Saucy Dating both girls and boys who want to hook up for sex.

Let me consolidate on both  these online dating sites I am a guy and I usually logon on say three times a week for an hour or so, and in a typical week I meet up with at least three horny NSA Milfs it’s great for me, as work is very important for me right now and I am not looking for a serious relationship, but I am looking for a ….  Anyone any idea what the missing last word is?

Planning Love – Money and Work in the last Third of 2012…

EPL Mid Week Round Up for Weekend August 25 – 26 2012

So the second weekend of the new EPL – English Premier League is over and here is a brief rundown on all the results and action

EPL Saturday August 25, 2012

Swansea City 3-0 West Ham United
Not much to say in favor of WHU 2-0 down at the break, then Swansea made it three and the game was all over leaving Big Sam and the West Ham squad a long journey back to London – time to dwell on where it all went wrong. A stellar start for new Swansea team boss Michael Laudrup maximum points six from six!

Aston Villa 1-3 Everton
Everton are firing on all cylinders two games two wins, one scalp being the mighty Manchester United. Great start for the Toffees who do not usually start a new EPL season on fire. Aston Villa look tired already only two games into the campaign looking set for a long hard season where success looks to be avoiding relegation at best.

Chelsea 2-0 Newcastle United
Chelsea have maintained the same form that saw them crowned Champions of Europe when they hoisted the Champions League Cup 2012. Now they have new arrival Eden Hazzard who looks and plays like a super star. CFC have played three and clear at the top of the EPL with 9 points. To the rest the chase is on…

Norwich City  1-1 Queens Park Rangers
Norwich a side that have all the signs of being a mid table none event team were up against QPR managed by the hapless Mark Hughes. For the five people in  the UK who may be interested the score was a one all draw. QPR are odds on for relegation and that will surely duly happen minus Mark Hughes who will get fired around Xmas and the new year time 2013.

Southampton 0-2 Wigan Athletic
It is tough in the EPL when newly promoted and you come up against a lively team like Wigan Athletic who showed the Saints that they are in for a tough season especially if all teams play like the visitors in this match they were set up well, creative as the two goals showed and had dare we say the word a hint that they have wee bit of class in the side. On this form one can expect to see Wigan Athletic sitting pretty in the middle of the EPL table. As for Southampton it will be a long hard season and the Championship trapdoor will be open wide, on this form the Saints have it all to do

Tottenham Hotspur 1-1 West Bromwich Albion
New Spurs boss clueless AVB – Andres Villas- Boas confirmed why he is hot bookies favorite for the first EPL manager to be sacked! Why Not? The bookies have it just right at odds of 1/2  as 1 point from 2 games means 19 points from 38 games which is automatic relegation!

EPL Sunday August 26, 2012

Liverpool 2-2 Manchester City
Well two teams who often deliver more BS than football but this game kept the fans happy as four goals were scored in the game. Two each so I suppose both sides will feel a point each is a point gained rather than 2 points lost. Liverpool on paper look like a very ordinary squad no change that a poor team. As for City I doubt whether they will be able to live with Chelsea and Manchester United this year and they will do well to finish the year third in the EPL

Stoke City 0-0 Arsenal
Britannia Ground home of Stoke City is a fortress backed up by maybe the most vocal supporters in the EPL. So visitors Arsenal never looked  like scoring and Stoke were not up for breaking out and leaving gaps that may have given the Gunners goal scoring opportunities. Stoke always line up the same way at home for all the visiting teams except the top four they will go for a win. But when the likes of Arsenal – Manchester United – Chelsea and any other team in the top four come to the Potteries. Stoke will park the bus and settle for a draw which they see as a point won.

Reading v Sunderland – Game Postponed

EPL Mid Week Round Up for Weekend August 25 – 26 2012..

After a long and somewhat over long wait 4G Network is at last going to go live in UK – United Kingdom in October 2012. The first service vendor will be the super combo ‘Everything Everywhere’ the giant operator created by the merger of Orange and T-Mobile in 2010.

But the question remains to be seen how good the data transmission speed will hold up as in the US the 4G network has been subjected to a spate of data speed issues. In GB – Great Britain the service provider ‘Everything Everywhere’ will be targeting to deliver downloads at about 10 times the speed of current 3G networks. But will they be able to maintain the high speeds as millions sign on for the new 4G network.

In the years ahead the data transmission speeds will reach a lightning fast downloads to 300 megabits per second, which is three times faster than any service available in the UK today.

4G Network Great Britain Tech Data
•    LTE  -  Short for Long Term Evolution, which will offer downloads at about 10 times the speed of current 3G networks
•    The speeds will drop off as 4G networks become commercially available
•    O2 -  Vodafone and Three are not expected to offer the service until 2013
•    80 -  4G networks are up and running around the world making GB very late in entering the 4G market
•    By 2015 almost the entire population of UK should be able to access the new 4G networks
•    Zippy app downloads
•    Super smooth gaming online

4G will eventually connect with the following Mobile Devices
•    Apple
•    Samsung
•    HTC
•    Nokia

Before ordering the ‘Everything Everywhere’ 4G service make sure your mobile device connects…

It will very interesting to see how many millions will have subscribed to 4G network by the end of 2012

4G Network Coming to Great Britain in October 2012…

Legal experts and lawyers working for unnamed sources have gathered substantial evidence that when presented to a court of law may well prove that USADA has been acting criminally thereby breaking the law as they relentlessly pursued Lance Armstrong on unproven drug allegations.

The legal advocates are  fully aware that they cannot go to court and get a conviction and send an organization to prison. Hence the blackmailing claims bring into the spotlight the nauseating pasty faced CEO of USADA –  Travis Tygart aka Travis T. Tygart

The evidence all be it, as yet unsubstantiated imply if proven, that Travis Tygart has broken the law in his get Armstrong at all costs vendetta! The street talk in the cycling world is that two of the top stars (both American) of the professional cycling peloton have been blackmailed by Travis Tygart into giving evidence against Lance Armstrong

The buzz again only rumor but very strong rumor at that, is that the victims of this as yet  unproven criminal activity are George Hincapie and Levi Leipheimer

Expect to see this storyline in the US Law Courts in the coming five years…

Then the shit will really hit the fan in the cruel vendetta against Lance Armstrong

USADA Official Findings on Lance Armstrong

The anti-doping rule violations for which Armstrong is being sanctioned are:

1. Use and/or attempted use of prohibited substances and/or methods including EPO, blood transfusions, testosterone, corticosteroids and masking agents.

2. Possession of prohibited substances and/or methods including EPO, blood transfusions and related equipment (such as needles, blood bags, storage containers and other transfusion equipment and blood parameters measuring devices), testosterone, corticosteroids and masking agents.

3. Trafficking of EPO, testosterone, and corticosteroids.

4. Administration and/or attempted administration to others of EPO, testosterone, and cortisone.

5. Assisting, encouraging, aiding, abetting, covering up and other complicity involving one or more anti-doping rule violations and/or attempted anti-doping rule violations.

USADA Shocker as Rumors Abound of Illegal Blackmailing in Lance Armstrong Doping Case…

So the US press through TMZ publish a set of images of the Royal Prince and blow the gaff on what Prince Harry has been up to in his private life. But let’s make it abundantly clear from the get go – it is nobody’s business what he does when he is either alone or out with friends. The story that is doing the viral rounds in the US media and the Internet is a blatant invasion of a young man’s privacy. Plus if anyone thinks he is unhappy with the press you bet he is, and rightly so the tardy exploitive way  they use a famous name a public figure, no less than a distinguished member of the British Royal Family and the younger son of Prince Charles. This blatant and abhorant  use  of some stolen images of Prince Harry have been wafted in front of potential advertisers and the publishers have taken the advertisers for millions of US dollars on the promise that the ads would run of the same page as the illegal images of Prince Harry.

Not only is this an intrusion on the laws of privacy it is criminal too. But and here is the Fait accompli this act of criminality will get a pass in the States – meaning – no action as it does not involve anyone American so the nod and the wink to TMZ is that is OK then but don’t get them too mad!

As for the trashy UK press they are running scared and have not run the Prince Harry images as they know that Lord Justice Leveson has not yet released his report from the Leveson Inquiry into shenanigans of the UK Press down the years

Fast Forward 10 hours and The Sun have issued this statement of intent why they are releasing the Las Vegas pics of Prince Harry

Why The Sun has decided to print Prince Harry snaps

Managing Editor David Dinsmore explains thinking behind decision to publish notorious images

He said: “We’ve thought long and hard about this. The Sun is a responsible paper and it works closely with the Royal family. We take heed of their wishes.

“We’re also big fans of Prince Harry, he does a huge amount of work for this country and for the military and for the image of both of those institutions.

“We are not against him letting his hair down once in a while. For us this is about the freedom of the Press.

“This is about the ludicrous situation where a picture can be seen by hundreds of millions of people around the world on the internet, but can’t be seen in the nation’s favourite paper read by 8 million people every day.”  – Attribution to TheSun.Co.Uk

What a tawdry statement which translates into we have 8 million daily readers and we can secure millions of pounds in advertising revenue if we run with the Prince Harry images! It is as usual all about the money the freedom of the Press BS is just that plain BS!

Maybe now is the tine for The Sun CEO Rupert Murdoch to have a rethink bring back Rebekah Brooks to oversee an operation by Sun minions to hack the mobile phone of Prince Harry! Then of course they will be breaking the law but the upside is they will know some of what goes on in the private life of the youngest son of Prince Charles!

Calling Out The Sun UK Prince Harry has every right to be allowed a Private Life…

Legend

Leveson Inquiry – meaning – The Leveson Inquiry is an ongoing public inquiry into the culture, practices and ethics of the British press following the News International phone hacking scandal – Attribution to Ozami.Net

After a  long complex eight month long trial former Polly Peck CEO Asil Nadir has been found guilty 10 counts of stealing £28.6m from the Polly Peck company

The Polly Peck saga stretches back decades and is one the longest running white collar criminal cases on record. It all began to fall apart back in the late 80’s when the mega successful conglomerate employing over seventeen thousand people was investigated by the cack handed SFO. The SFO despite their failings surprisingly brought a case against Asil Nadir, then Nadir did not like what he was seeing and fled to Northern Cyprus where he lived in considerable opulent and enviable comfort, ably supported one has to assume by millions of pounds he had salted away into a number of foreign bank accounts

Polly Peck – Asil Nadir – Reaction to Guilty Verdict

Nur the young  wife of Asil Nadir had this to say – quote – “A guilty man does not come back to face justice of his own accord. My husband came back voluntarily. Polly Peck was his life. – more – “He wants justice for himself and for the tens of thousands of shareholders and employees. This unhappy affair is certainly not over yet.”

Proving once again that this engaging case is far from over and the Appeal may well see Asil Nadir once again as a free man.

Nadir, who will be sentenced August 23, 2012 and ordered to pay back the estimated £5 million in legal aid funding he was granted after claiming he was bankrupt, plus £3million in court costs. Now that will be interesting to see how many years that demand takes to get processed.

10 Years Jail Awaits former Polly Peck Tycoon Asil Nadir…

Legend

SFO – UK Serious Fraud Office -  more – an independent Government department that investigates and prosecutes serious or complex fraud, and corruption – Attribution to Ozami.Net

Boxers oh dear how many times have we seen washed out pugilists return to the ring, Like this with punchbag fatty Ricky Hatton :-

He plans to announce a two-fight return and is keen to secure a TV deal to help his Hatton Promotions company promote the fight.

Lining up to fight Paulie Malignaggi in November 2012 in either MGM Grand Las Vegas or Madison Square Garden in New York City. Now there is nothing wrong with the venues or the millions of US dollars they will make from the fight. The problem is Ricky Hatton he is deluding himself that he has one top fight let alone two left in his sorely abused body. A body that in the ring that is topped off with a chin made of the finest glass in the world that even a hefty left or right jab would be enough to turn the lights out for Ricky Hatton. The man when he was at the top of his game could not taka a punch now after years – binge eating – excessive drinking – and sniffing and snorting lines of white ala cocaine what chance does his body have! The answer is No Chance!

But Ricky Hatton was always ruled by his head – so nothing much changes – and although the lights are often on in his brain – when you venture inside you find nobody is at home! All one finds are empty beer bottles – Big Macs and KFC – and the most stubborn of pea sized brains hollering – ‘I am the best boxer in the world – I am and I support Manchester City!’

To predict what will happen to Ricky Hatton if he steps into the ring against Paulie Malignaggi

Paulie Malignaggi Boxing Record
• Total fights 35 Wins 31 Wins by KO 7 Losses 4

Ricky Hatton Boxing Record
• Total fights 47 Wins 45 Wins by KO 32 Losses 2

But here is the problem facing Hatton – Malignaggi is not a heavy puncher but he has shown that outside the ring  he has a sharp brain and is very articulate. Hence if and when he gets back in the ring against Hatton he will subject the fatman to a boxing masterclass in a one sided points victory.

Then we all know what Hatton will say – ‘I was unlucky to lose I will fight again’ – YAWN!

Big Mistake Ricky Hatton to fight Paulie Malignaggi in November 2012…

Legend

Ricky Hatton – meaning – Aka Ricky ‘Fatman’ Hatton 33 year old former WBA (Super), IBF & The Ring Light Welterweight Champion and WBA Welterweight Champion. – Attribution to Ozami.Net

Paul Malignaggi – meaning – Aka Paulie Malignaggi 31 year old former IBF Light Welterweight Champion and the current WBA Welterweight Champion. – Attribution to Ozami.Net

Nauseatingly unfunny, unentertaining and stupid TV disaster show Big Brother last night descended into the gutter where it looked in it’s comfort zone along with all the dregs of society that watch this embarrassing garbage.

Some low life on Big Brother called another waster on the show – quote – “I don’t like escorts,”  – more -  “I think you are a little prostitute and I just don’t like your ways, I think it’s gross. Aren’t your parents ashamed of you?”

The misaligned strumpet then looked at the camera with a look on her face saying – quote – ‘I am chocolate I am so great!’ We cannot fashion to name these worthless people, because we are aware that any publicity we give them will be used to make money…

Why the British TV viewing public accept and tolerate Big Brother is beyond comprehension, there is no single justifiable reason why one more shoddy Big Brother show should be seen on UK TV ever again

The job of parenting children in UK must be a nightmare these days – as in the family unit at home they learn manners – respect – the difference between right and wrong – when to say please and thank you. Then they turn on the family friendly TV and see some idiot say – quote – “I don’t like escorts,”  – more -  “I think you are a little prostitute and I just don’t like your ways, I think it’s gross. Aren’t your parents ashamed of you?”

What on earth has gone wrong in the UK United Kingdom – Unbelievable!

Terminally Stupid TV Show Big Brother Slides into the Gutter…

Legend

Big Brother – meaning – UK TV show generally recognized as the worst reality TV show ever in the UK – poorly produced – totally lacking in  direction with an audience consisting mainly of wasters and unemployed freeloaders – more  – Thoroughly tedious and distasteful UK TV at it’s very worst – Attribution to Ozami.Net

The rubric says it all as the first romany gypsy Shelby Holmes  a schoolgirl from north Wales breaks down the selection barrier walls at Oxford University and wins place to study English Literature.

So what does it all mean for both the British traveling community and for the esteemed academy of knowledge Oxford University. To the former it brings a new level of respect and opens new doors for almost anyone from any social background to get the best education opportunities in UK. The new yardstick has to be if you are bright enough the opportunity will be open at both Oxford and Cambridge University to fulfill that potential.

Shelby Holmes Background Profile
•    Home town Towyn, north Wales
•    18 Years old
•    Schoolgirl
•    Head girl at St Brigid’s School in Denbigh, north Wales
•    A level in English Literature
•    A level in Religious Studies
•    B level in History
•    Works part time as a Bingo caller

What gypsy girl Shelby Holmes had to say on hearing the news that she had won a place to to study English Literature at Oxford University – quote – ‘It is great news, I had to get three As to get into Oxford but, because I got two A*s, thankfully I’ve still got in,’  – more – ‘These type of results are extremely unusual for travellers and to go to any university is very rare for us.’ – more – ‘My family and my mum have been behind me all the way to go to university and during my exams,’  – more – ‘I won’t be out celebrating unfortunately, I’m working in the arcade calling the bingo numbers.’ – more -  ‘I’ve been saving money for university and me and my family take fair equipment to the Chester fair and I help build the rides and mind the children all day.’ – more -  ‘I’ll be moving to Oxford University in October and will still go travelling with my family in winter but not in term time,’  – more -   ‘I am really excited to go to university, I’ve been to Oxford a few times now with the fair, I’ve become quite familiar with it.’

What a great achievement fabulous to write about well done – Shelby Holmes.

Gypsy Shelby Holmes Trinity College Oxford Reading English Literature…

Spurs fans are already after the hapless new coach super loser AVB – Andre Villas-Boas he takes the side way up north in the EPL season opener and instead of setting up for a draw which is a great result at fortress Newcastle home of NUFC. He goes for a win gets opened up by the Geordies who then smell blood and trounce Spurs 2-1!

This dopey coach has a lot to answer for, as for the umpteenth time in the EPL he has shown zero tactical awareness. EPL Teams simply do not play away at NUFC and play Newcastle United off the park … that is 99 times out of 100 not going to happen.

Yet the arrogant AVB – Andre Villas-Boas did just that in his first match in charge of Tottenham Hotspur then they crash and burn in a resounding defeat that looking at the way AVB has Spurs set up will be the start of a run of devastating defeats…

The UK bookmakers by Monday will have this inept clown as the favorite for the first EPL manager sacking of the new 2012-2013 English Premier League season. The loyal Spurs supporters are one of the most astute in English football and are sure to give AVB – Andre Villas-Boas a torrid time when Spurs play the first EPL home game at White Hart Lane!
•    AVB – A very bad coach get out now!
•    AVB – A very bad coach get out now!
Echoing from the packed terraces of White Hart Lane

Harry Redknapp to be back at the helm with Spurs by Christmas 2012 at the latest…

How on earth this inept coach ever got the job as manager of Tottenham Hotspur is beyond belief!

AVB A Very Bad Loss at NUFC Opens Way For Harry Redknapp to Return…

Two bit actor Shia Saide LaBeouf aka Shia LaBeouf who we cannot give a background profile to as he has never appeared on TV or the film set in anything worthy and memorable. Now against all the odds he is going to be an extra in a new film production of ‘The Nymphomaniac’ by Lars von Trier.

To date the film has been struggling to get any pre release publicity  which is not surprising given that anyone does not have a desire to watch a family friendly film of ‘The Nymphomaniac’ Plus the majority of film goers have no idea who Shia Saide LaBeouf aka Shia LaBeouf is, apart from over 90 percent of Joe Public know he is a nobody

Now because even before release this tiresome version of  ‘The Nymphomaniac’ is being tipped to win hands down a hat full of  worst films of the year – Golden Raspberry Awards
•    Worst Actor Shia Saide LaBeouf aka Shia LaBeouf
•    Worst Film
•    Worst Production
•    Golden Raspberry Award of the Year goes to ‘The Nymphomaniac’ by Lars von Trier

Now as the movie makers are on the rack they got the mentally challenged Shia LaBeouf to hype the film with  this barrel load of gibberish and nonsense – quote – “There’s a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says we’re doing it for real. Everything that is illegal, we’ll shoot in blurred images. Other than that, everything is happening.”  -  plus more about  film director Lars von Trier – “He’s very dangerous. He’s the most dangerous dude I’ve ever showed up for. I’m terrified.”

Mr LaBeouf you are delusional if that were to happen the film set would be moved to Van Nuys and you would be the oil rag in a hardcore porn movie

Wise up man this is 2012 folks are not going to buy into your BS!

Filming will start in September 2012 other actors include Nicole kidman, Willem Dafoe, Stellan Skarsgård and Charlotte Gainsbourg.

Delusional Shia Saide LaBeouf Hypes Movie with ‘Sex for Real’ Deception…

Image attribution courtesy of the DailyMail.Co.Uk

The 2012 Olympics are over unfortunately, as within days the English and England are made to look like complete idiots as the Police man an armed operation costing 50,000 pounds a day to keep Julian Assange from escaping the Embassy of Ecuador in Knightsbridge.

The mind boggles so much had been done to raise the image of the UK – United Kingdom as GB athletes turned in a stellar performance to bag a staggering 29 gold medals for the UK. Then the aftermath is another security farce much worse than any G4S did when on security duties at the Olympics village and the associated sports venues.

Now the whole world is watching and laughing as the totally clueless UK Police act like total imbeciles as they crowd the Embassy of Ecuador in Knightsbridge right in the very heart of the city only yards from Harrods. What a totally ham fisted and ludicrous display of gun and muscle power from the UK Police.

Inside the Embassy of Ecuador in Knightsbridge is one unarmed defenseless man namely Wikileaks owner Julian Assange!

Some of the disparaging headlines from around the world
•    A diplomatic bag? A helicopter? Six ways to spring a troublesome fugitive like Assange from an embassy – Attribution to DailyMail.Co.Uk
•    Ecuador grants asylum to Assange, angering Britain – Attribution to Reuters.Com
•    Julian Assange Granted Asylum By Ecuador; Britain Vows To Extradite Him To Sweden – Attribution to HuffingtonPost.Com

Police Siege Farce Embassy of Ecuador in Knightsbridge…

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Julian Assange – meaning – Brief background profile – On 19 June 2012, Assange entered the Ecuadorian embassy in London, requesting political asylum on the grounds that he was being persecuted, and was allowed to stay at the embassy while Ecuador processed his request. Ecuador granted his requested, officially granting asylum on the 16th August. The British government has said he will be arrested if he tries to leave the embassy, following a European Arrest Warrant that was issued for Assange in relation to allegations of rape and sexual assault by a prosecutor representing two women in Sweden. – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

The best signing of the 2012 EPL close season is the sensational news that Robin van Persie is set to leave Arsenal and join the mighty Manchester United

The Old Trafford terraces will go wild about Robin van Persie
ManU Persie Tra-la-la la-la he is Robin players and scoring goals Tra-la-la la-la
ManU Persie Tra-la-la la-la he is Robin players and scoring goals Tra-la-la la-la

This is a stellar hallmark signing by super shrewd coaching legend SAF – Sir Alex Ferguson he buys in ManU Persie for cash payment of £22 million pounds then hands RVP an £18 million pounds pay deal so the package rounds off at a tidy £40 million pounds. But here is the kicker the guy is cheap at this price because if injury free OT get 3 seasons out of the 29 year old that is only just over £7 million a year for a player that will have notched in at least 60 goals plus in that time. £7 million pounds a year a lot of money to some but pin money to Manchester United as for his wages that is the going rate for top EPL players. The real upside is that goals scored often converts into matches won in both the EPL and the Champions League

However moving on to the benefits of the deal for Arsenal and the wily guru Arsene Wenger, RVP wanted out and Wenger always needs money and this way Arsenal bag £22 million pounds for a player with only one year left on his playing contract – so for the first player to be sold by Arsenal to Manchester United since Viv Anderson in 1987 this is a good deal all round both for the Gunners and the Red Devils.

Anyone think this article is biased and that I am a Manchester United supporter – dead right I am!

Robin ManU Persie Signs On At Old Trafford…

38 Years old Anton Vickerman former Internet pirate jailed for four years for owning TV and film download site SurfTheChannel.Com. In a short two year lifespan the site realized revenue of more than £2 million pounds netting the owner a handsome £60,000 a month from downloads

When the site was at it’s peak SurfTheChannel was getting more traffic  when attracting 400,000 visitors a day at its peak to a then developing facebook.

But all the business was costing the the film industry tens of millions of pounds in lost revenue, and ultimately huge losses to the Inland Revenue

The judge on passing sentence on Anton Vickerman at Newcastle Crown Court – quote -  Found guilty on conspiracy to defraud sentenced to a four year jail term.

The case is one of the first successful prosecutions in the UK for Internet piracy now the courts have achieved a successful conviction we can expect to see similar cases coming to trial in the near future. Keep following Ozami.Net as we will be on the road gathering all the latest news on Internet piracy that is going on up and down the country in UK – United Kingdom.

Anton Vickerman Former Owner of SurfTheChannel.Com Jailed for Four Years…

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SurfTheChannel.Com – meaning -  How they marketed the site when live – quote – “If you miss a show, surfthechannel.com is a great web-site as for now to watch streaming TV shows after they air.” – more – “Second – if anyone wants to watch episodes of a show you should check out surfthechannel.com – sometimes it can take a while for the episodes to load, but they have tons of shows and usually the full season.”   – more – was slapped with a DMCA takedown notice and closed down,

The rocket man Elton John has been caught mooning by the international paparazzi on a boat just off St Tropez in the south of France. The photo op is sensational as it has confirmed ‘Once and for All!’ that the legendary rocker still has a ‘Crack’ habit.

The sensational pictures some that can be seen in ‘The Daily Mail’ UK the showcased images show the 65 years old piano player ‘Mooning’ he is flashing his naked bottom in public and the images have had to be censored as they clearly show that he has a ‘Crack in his Ass’ My goodness thank goodness the images were censored especially as Elton John is gay. Nothing wrong with that of course but as we have no knowledge about gay men and their asses! Who knows the censored ‘Daily Mail’ may be hiding a ‘Crack’ that might be very large and somewhat scary. Hence our thanks goes to ‘The Daily Mail’ for censoring the Elton John crack images.

Gossip and celeb resources are speculating that the rocket man was mooning at a neighboring boat, at this time we have no information to the names of the people on the other boat. However it appears that the piano player may indeed have offended some folks with his crack mooning. So watch this space as this cracking story looks to have legs and to keep a watch on new exposures we have sent on location . Two paparazzi from our sister publication ‘Sexy Rear’ the remit is keep a watch on the rocket man as rumor has it that – Gasp! – There maybe some saucy naked girls on the boat mooning some ‘Sexy Rear’ ala bare ass sexy women.

We want that on film and still images if that happens…

Elton John Crack Abuse Exposed in St Tropez…

The Godfather of British Comedy John Cleese 72, has just got married for the fourth time to  41 year old Jennifer Wade. This guy  loves women as he has in the past offloaded three wives that cost him in the region of £14 million pounds in divorce payouts and settlements. Indeed after he dished up millions to ex wife number three Alyce Faye Eichelberger he went on a comedy tour named Alimony Tour to help pay divorce bills.

You have to tip one’s hat to John Cleese he has a rich and stellar sense of humor at all times both in real life and on the stage.

He had these enlightening and unique tongue in cheek remarks to make about his new marriage to Jennifer Wade – quote – “I couldn’t imagine being with anyone but Jenny. And with my record, that’s a remarkable thing to say.” – more – “We’re kindred spirits. When people see us together, they immediately get it.”

John Cleese and Jennifer Wade got married on Caribbean island Mustique. For exclusive pictures of the wedding see HELLO magazine

Wives number one and two donkey’s years ago were Connie Booth and Barbara Trentham. John Cleese adores women as you can see!

Just love this guy met him by chance in Kensington years ago I was out on the first floor window balcony  of one of those stunning Georgian period terrace houses and out popped John Cleese on the next door window balcony it was around 10-00am he had just woken up we got chatting for best part of thirty minutes I was in stitches laughing at his fantastic humor – memorable times.

Congratulations John make Jennifer Wade your last wife! – Monty Python.

John Cleese Closes Out On Number Four Jennifer Wade…

It’s all the rage in ultra Jewish communities all over the world, men are forbidden to ogle and view attractive while out and about in High Streets all over UK with a special emphasis on London boroughs like Golders Green et al where swathes of young and old Jewish men live and work.

Religious zealots have clamped down on Jewish men ogling sexy women. So Rabbis are now insisting men must wear ‘Blur Spex!’

Here is the official line on the wearing of ‘Blur Spex’ – quote -  The ultra-Orthodox community’s unofficial “modesty patrols” are selling glasses with special blur-inducing stickers on their lenses. The glasses provide clear vision for up to a few meters so as not to impede movement, but anything beyond that gets blurry — including women. It’s not known how many have been sold. – more -   For men forced to venture outside their insular communities, hoods and shields that block peripheral vision are also being offered. – more – The glasses are going for the “modest” price of $6.

Golders Green Orthodox Jewish Men Don Blur Spex to Block View of Sexy Women…

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Blur Spex – meaning – Glasses sold to Jewish men that blur their vision, so they don’t have to see women they consider to be immodestly dressed.

Footnote
There was a time where European Jews lived in ghettos, literally separated communities that reduced minimized contact with non-Jews. In the modern world cutting yourself off from the modern world with TV, the Internet, etc, becomes more and more difficult. So the religious leaders come up with creative ways to keep observant Jews isolated from the rest of the world through stupid customs. One day they will develop glasses that make women invisible. – Attribution to Unknown Source

Standard typical UK tabloid story remixed into sensational drama but we are going to keep it real simple and to the facts

The wife of a Leeds man Darrell Plews 44, met a new dude she fancied and ran off with him. Yes we told you the story was bland even if the new man in the life of Michelle Plews was a Gambian lover. So what there is still no story yet color never came into sex or anywhere in life for that matter.

Sorry readers we are trying to grind out a sensation but nothing has happened until Darrell Plews was hauled into Leeds Crown Court on a raft of charges

Leeds Crown Court Official Report – quote – Leeds Crown Court heard Darrell Plews, 44, wanted to win back his wife Michelle after she met a new man on a holiday in Africa in January. – more – He flew in to a rage in March when his now former mother-in-law told him Michelle had returned to Gambia and had married her new man – while she was still married to Plews. – more -  The court heard Plews went to the couple’s former marital home in Dewsbury Road, Lupset, Wakefield, and burned her belongings on the patio.

Darrel Plews was found guilty and sentenced to one year in prison suspended for two years and ordered him to pay his ex wife £5,000 compensation at a rate of £200 per month.

Michelle Plews and Darrell Plews had been together six years and had two children together

Bored with reading still! Well we reiterate that color has nothing to do with this tale, but all the local gossip and street talk is that Michelle Plews was faced with a personal dichotomy by chance she had digressed from her marital loyalty and in so doing had fallen into the arms of new man with a Huge Hampton. The rest is too bawdy to report today…

New Gambian Lover Goads Darrell Plews into Arson Rage…

Not a pretty headline but highly relevant in UK where millions of people originate from Asia and likely that Great Britain is home to more than one hundred thousand people that originate from Karachi which is teeming with more than 21 million residents deep in the heart of Pakistan.

However this huge social problem of Karachi reeling under the burden of 500,000 Heroin addicts is not  the central theme of our observations regarding unmanageable levels of drug abuse in central Asia.

What we are searching for is how much of this abundance of heroin in Karachi is being illegally trafficked through the back door into UK. It is hard to visualize that drug dealers and gangs are sitting back and missing the opportunity to load up a ship at the local sea port with a cache of heroin  that via one or two change ship operations will very soon be sold on the streets of London and other large cities throughout the UK.

Now here is a warning for all our readers here at Ozami.Net heroin addiction is lethal and anyone who goes near this stuff be warned.  The showcased image posted herein is for real highlighting what happens when people become addicted to Heroin. Do not let this happen to you.

Often even after taking heroin for the first time the effect is so devastating that many are addicted after the first dose of heroin abuse, that is how powerful and debilitating this dead flower is.

WARNING – To one and all do not go near this drug ever!

Karachi Reeling Under the Burden of 500,000 Heroin Addicts…

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Karachi – meaning -  Vast sprawling metropolis teeming with more than 21 million residents a trading center – sea port – main financial city in Pakistan and the capital city of Sindh – Attribution to Ozami.Net

Has More Than 80 Million Fake Profiles

Facebook most of you know the site it is the place where you go to make a friend with a fake profile. The beleaguered US portal has rapidly become a site that savvy people avoid like the plague. Because there is no single reason why anyone would want to visit this waste of time site with the knowledge that over 80 million of the registered profiles are fake. Which right minded person wants to befriend Norbert Fooledu – Monty Beehive – Sue Meetu et al there are eighty million plus such profiles maybe even as many as 10% of all the Facebook members index

That means that when you are stupid enough to log on Facebook one in ten of the communications you have will be with a fake user. What a joke and a complete waste of time spent on this seriously flawed leading social network. Moreover this misleading place to meet online is proving addictive with many members spending 3 hours and more a day logged on to Facebook. The scenario gets more absurd the more one learns about the intrusive way all members are secretly digitally monitored all your moves and site visits are tracked so this deceptive service provider will then slap before your eyes ads similar to your recent site visit history enticing you to click on. But the reality of the ads is that they are an annoyance and mess up your viewing experience!

What does the future hold for Facebook? Not a lot the sooner it shuts up shop and goes away the better!

Sadly that is not going to happen any time soon – but something has to give soon because visiting Facebook right now is a woeful experience and a total waste of one’s time! Safe to say the worst social network experience on the Internet today – BAR NONE!

Facebook Has More Than 80 Million Fake Profiles…

Time To Move On Facebook No Longer Able to Deliver a Genuine Social Network Experience…

Today for me is one of the saddest and most embarrassing days in my life as a born and bred UK national who is from 100 percent English stock and heritage. What has wrecked my head is that when I looked at today’s UK tabloids the worthless Z Listers had grabbed all the headlines on a golden day of glory  for UK A Lister Sports Stars in  the 2012 London Olympic Games who should on  merit have grabbed all the headline news

Z ListerTrollops were plastered all over the UK tabloids the wannabes – neverwas – we refuse to name them as they are the bottom troffers of British society. But we relish the chance to wax lyrical about some of the temporary male sexual suitors who hang around with Z ListerTrollops.

Idiots Gallery of some nefarious nobodies who hang around with and/or are associated with some of the Z Listers :-

Adam Horsley – Quite simply a dumb tool  of a human being who went on holiday to Thailand, and acted like ‘Robinson Crusoe’ strutting and preening around as though he was the first British guy to ever visit the Orient

Alex Reid – We are struggling to find words to describe this dumb piece of work, so we will again have to settle for a third party reference – ‘A Slope Headed F**kwit!’ My goodness that is a mouthful we cannot concur with as it seems border line rude! But we live in a democracy which enables everyone to voice an opinion which is very different to endeavoring to state a fact, many a worse thing and/or disparaging remark is said everyday in the UK Tabloids about scores of different people! Hence let’s make that one more time someone said he was – quote – ‘A Slope Headed F**kwit!’

A Potpourri of comments we found on the web about the today UK Z Listers

howard69
Dear God, are we going to suffer this publicity-seeking bimbo’s every last twinge as she becomes the first woman to go through pregnancy? – For crying out loud  just get on wth it like thousands of women do every day. Notice she “rushed herself to hospital” then tweeted it to all and sundry. Doesn’t sound like concern for her unborn child to me, just another desperate ploy to get her picture in the papers. -We’ve had to endure every last binge and whinge as she’s jetted her way round the world’s holiday spots with various male companions  – the thought of now having to live every last twinge over the next few months is too much to bear. – And pity the poor kid she’ll eventually bring into this celebrity-obsessed world.

chris_bullard01
enough of this drama queen, i mean i am sure its all played out for the papers, and to think we have another 6 months of this rubbish – this website should be filled with the olympic heroes but no it still fill of this woman, that whining Chantelle bird moaning about Alex Reid (like we didn’t see that coming months ago) and the pointless fake world of TOWIE – hopefully the vampire cartoon will end soon then i wont have to bother coming on here again and looking at this rubbish

zippychips
LOL look at her face without the makeup -just an average plain jane, if you woke up next to that in the morning you wouldn’t feel the “celeb” factor would ya ?
exodus77
This is beyond ridiculous now. – Same talentless Z listers grabbing the headlines again.

Touche we are signing off with this final and oh so accurate and observant comment

beau44
Well surprise surprise. Without all the war paint and the air brushed photos she looks as rough as old boots.

Comments Attribution some unknown by email some The Sun UK

Z ListerTrollops Oust A Lister Sports Stars in UK Tabloids…

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Trollop – meaning – This word is not the word of Ozami.Net it is the word that we heard every day this last week up and down the High Streets’ of UK used in disgust to describe this talentless nobody who makes her money  fooling and deceiving folks by making absurd  remarks and statements in the UK tabloid and celeb gossip press

The mighty magnetic lure of one of the world’s premier sports brands Manchester United is so powerful and overwhelming that the fastest man in the world Usain Bolt wants to get signed on at Old Trafford only a day after winning Olympic Gold Medal in the men’s 100 meter race.

Here is what Usain Bolt has to say about Manchester United – quote – “People think I am joking. But if Alex Ferguson called me up and said, ‘OK let’s do this, come and have a trial’, it would be impossible for me to say No.  – more -“I would not take up the challenge if I didn’t think I was good enough. I am a very accomplished player and know I could make a difference.  – more -  “I would be the fastest player in the team — but I can play as well.”  – Attribution clip The Sun UK.

Brazil superstar Lucas Moura appears likely as one of SAF best signings of the 2012 close season. The exciting 19 year old midfield maestro looks set for Old Trafford although his agents seem to playing a game of brinkmanship at this time. But very soon all the hype and BS will settle down at which point – SAF – Sir Alex Ferguson will pounce and close out the signing of Lucas Moura. Even today the Sao Paolo player is being linked with PSG – Paris Saint Germain all of which seems like typical UK tabloid gossip and rumors

RVP – Robin van Persie looks destined to leave Arsenal and join the reds. The transfer saga of RVP is a long drawn out affair but super shrewd negotiator SAF looks likely to convince the Gunners to sell the Dutch striker for £20 Million pounds a lot of money, but a lot less than the £40 million Arsenal were looking for. At the twenty price this looks good business for the Old Trafford giants of EPL football as RVP has just past his 29th birthday and maybe another three seasons at the top in the EPL is all that can be guaranteed. He may well go on to be another Ryan Giggs and play top class football for another ten years, but there are no guarantees this will happen so £20 Million pounds to sign up Robin van Persie to Manchester United is a fair price.

Bolt – Moura – RVP All Linked To Manchester United…

My goodness an Indian beauty is about to shed her sari and pose nude in the November 2012 issue of Playboy. This a first for Indian society and culture and no doubt iconic author and serial lothario Salman Rushdie will want to have a good luck at undraped hot Bollywood sex siren Sherlyn Chopra to make sure there is no chance of a FATWA getting between a naked vagina and a throbbing Playboy readers penis.

Sherlyn Chopra Bio Profile
•    Sherlyn Chopra  aka formerly known as Mona Chopra
•    Indian half Christian and half Muslim with a Persian ancestry
•    28 Years old
•    34-23-33 Superb coltish body that is sure to  appeal to Salman Rushdie and the like
•    Indian model
•    Singer
•    Actress who has made minor appearances in Bollywood films
•    Has featured in whips and chains for the PETA campaign

This ground breaking Sherlyn Chopra  scoop in Playboy threatens uproar to immerge throughout Indian society and we have already come across this comment – quote -  media commentator Gayatri Sankar – “At a time when innocent women across the nation from Gujarat to Guwahati have been subjected to sexual abuse and humiliation, one wonders if Sherlyn Chopra’s pictures wound a woman’s integrity,”

Umm one has to ask what that has to do with Salman Rushdie liking to see a nude Sherlyn Chopra  in Playboy! It will be interesting to watch this story develop over the coming months as November is three months down  the line and a lot can happen in that time and who knows someone or somebody may still intervene to stop the public seeing a nude Sherlyn Chopra  in all her naked glory.

Hot Bollywood Sex Siren Sherlyn Chopra to Debut in Playboy November 2012…

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Fatwa – meaning – A ruling on a point of Islamic law given by a recognized authority. – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

This is really disturbing news coming in from Gambat town in the Sindh region of Pakistan. Our take on the story is as per the freelance stringer’s report. A naked couple were sighted cavorting and importuning in public looking for people to have sex with, along come the local Sindh Police and they are irate at what they see. But instead of arresting the naked man and woman and closing out the incident quietly and discretely.

The gung ho Police paraded and frog marched the naked couple in front of a several hundred people who had gathered to see what was going on! This naïve and irresponsible action by the Police coaxed the public into what developed as an ugly scene wherein the naked couple were subjected to a tirade of abuse and disparaging remarks. All which could have been avoided if the Police had not paraded the naked couple in the streets of Gambat town in the Sindh region of Pakistan.

Unofficial Sindh Police Report – quote – Mumtaz Hussain Mir Bahar is a local trader, who managed to seek a bail from a local court. Meanwhile, two women have been sent to Larkana jail. – more – The report quoting the case said that police officials were informed by a local spy that a man called Mumtaz had invited two women over for sexual purposes. – more – The police officials claimed that they found a man sitting inside a room with his arms around two women.

Mumtaz Hussain Mir Bahar was not happy about being arrested and claims he was victimized by the Police and he has filed a petition, which will be heard on August 8 in the Sindh High Court.

Sindh Police Frog March Naked Couple in Gambat Town…

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Gambat Town – meaning – Gambat is a town of Khairpur District in the Sindh province of Pakistan

China is a unique place especially when it comes down to a trial involving one of the privileged few as in the case of Gu Kailai who has already been found guilty of murdering Neil Heywood. Now comes  the easy bit the public dressage of the Law Courts passing down the sentence which will take place next Thursday in the eastern city of Hefei

Roll the tape fast forward to Thursday
Trial Opens
•    Charges read
•    Defense offers no rebut to the charges
•    Judge retires to consider verdict
•    Judge finds Gu Kailai guilty of murdering Neil Heywood
•    Judge passes sentence sends Gu Kailai to prison for life with 20 year recommendation
•    Case closed Judge thanks the media for trial attendance
•    Gu Kalai is escorted from the Law Court in Hefei

Fast Forward September 2014
•    Gu Kailai is secretly released from prison to assume ordinary life with new name and background profile!

Meanwhile of course to keep everything above board her co conspirator and fellow murderer Zhang Xiaojun is still languishing in prison serving his life sentence.

Nota Bene :- This ancient “One Justice Can Overpower a Hundred Evils” idiom and proverb is famous in China.

Gu Kailai Found Guilty of Murdering Neil Heywood…

Neil Haywood Murder Background Profile
Mr Heywood, 41, an old Harrovian who is believed to have been a member of Mr Bo and Mrs Gu’s inner circle, was found dead in a room at the Lucky Holiday Hotel in the Chinese city of Chongqing last November. His death was initially blamed on excessive alcohol consumption, but he is believed to have been poisoned with cyanide.  – more – In March, Mr Bo, 63, was sacked as party secretary of Chongqing and placed under investigation for allegedly flouting Communist Party rules, while his wife, Mrs Gu, 53, a former lawyer, was detained in mid-April. Neither has been seen since.  – Attribution to The Telegraph UK.

In years gone by the UK Police were often referred to as ‘PC Plod’ and the like, meaning in basic terms slow and ploddish! Well it came back to haunt them yesterday near Tower Bridge when they were confronted with Ukrainian topless activists FEMEN staging a protest against the IOC.

The Police were tasked with breaking up the protest or as a last resort arresting the topless protestors. It comes as no surprise to tell you that the UK Cops could not break up and disperse the big bare breasted protestors.

The Chief of Police is alleged to have said – quote – We were put in a difficult position where my officers had to be very brave and take on the Ukrainian topless activists FEMEN. This proved to be a ‘TIT’ of a problem that my officers had not experienced before! Half way through this exercise I called back my team of cops to regroup and rest up again before advancing on this naked breasted show of aggression and threatening nipples that were so excited that I warned my officers to not go too near as one NIPPLE poke in the eye could lead to blindness. Fast forward we finally got abreast of all this nakedness and we rounded up and arrested 22 bare titted women. To close this breaking news a commendation is appropriate to all my officers who battled so bravely against the pert brigade of advancing nipples – never before have I seen so many officers without eye protectors show and exert such public bravery!

Duh – WTF did The Chief of Police Say!

FEMEN Stage Topless IOC Tower Bridge Protest…

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PC Plod – meaning – is a British slang term used to refer to a police officer, particularly one slow-witted or dull – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

The rivalry between Manchester City and Manchester United is not just on the pitch it audaciously over flows in to everyday life much to the amusement of Liam Gallagher who has Wayne Rooney in his sights!  The ex Oasis star who is an avid City supporter had this to say about Wayne Rooney – quote – ‘A balloon with a Weetabix crushed on top’ in reference to the United striker’s hair transplant.

What a hilarious comment allayed with a great commercial plug for Weetabix. So far as we know  Rooney has not bounced back at Liam with a ‘Ferret looking through a Lavatory Brush’ type retort.

The full quote from the Beady Eye frontman Liam Gallagher was – quote -  “I’m not having it. He looks like a f***ing balloon with a f***ing Weetabix crushed on top. – more – “He’s better off as a skinhead, isn’t he?”

Back to Weetabix good healthy food that may or may not stop ones hair from falling out or receding that fast as one welcomes a new ‘Yul Brynner’ look.

Regarding Wayne Rooney one has to say that his new look hairstyle makes him very  similar to a ‘ Walnut Whip Slapped atop a Lightbulb’

This story is not yet receding and will likely run into the winter when one is laid on the rug watching the EPL game when up pops Wayne Rooney with a wig of a goal!

Wayne Rooney is a first class header of the ball and has scored many EPL goals with headers! Some say he acquired this gift because when he was growing up he always ate Weetabix for breakfast! Seems like Liam Gallagher was not aware of this fact when he made the Weetabix jibe at Wayne Rooney!

Liam Gallagher and Wayne Rooney Having a Rug of a Time…

On Monday night we ventured out onto the streets in London near the Olympic Village to find a plethora of blonde and fair haired eastern European women selling roadside sex. These girls are using stealth tactics and are not offending any passer’s by, and are certainly not giving away any tell tale signs of selling sex that will alert the Police to take action. Never less they are about and are available and many look very tasty too!

These tautologous nymphs From Eastern Europe are smartly dressed in a very sultry way, that in no way indicates that in reality they are just common street whores. These very salacious temptresses are playing a very cute low key sex sales campaign. They are keeping below the radar look out from the cops who are overlooking and keeping law and order on the streets of London during the once in a lifetime Olympic Games in London.

One question one oriental visitor asked about London – quote – ‘Is London the sex capital of the world!’ We are not equipped to answer that question but suffice to say we can comment with – quote – ‘No idea but certainly if you are looking for sex in London, it is for sale and available on almost every ‘Street Corner’ in London Town.’

The eastern European girls have created a market and they are now very experienced in touting sex that makes large amounts of money for a few thousand sultry, sexy woman who know what they want from sex – MONEY – and they have perfected a low key sales platform in which men are almost queueing up to pay for sex.

Tautologous Nymphs from Eastern Europe are Selling Street Sex in London…

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Tautologous – meaning – ‘A fair-haired blonde’ is tautologous if ‘fair-haired’ and ‘blonde’ are taken to have the same meanings.