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GB Athletes are an Embarrassment at the 2012 London Olympic Games

July 31st, 2012 No comments

Liz Armistead
GB Athletes have got off to a dismal start at the 2012 London Olympic Games the GB medal count to date is derisory

Great Britain 2012 London Olympic Games Medal Count.

No Gold Medals

1 Silver Medals
•    Liz Armistead – Women’s Cycling Road Race

2 Bronze Medals
•    Rebecca Adlington – Swimming – Women’s 400m Freestyle final
•    GB Men’s Team – Gymnastics – Artistic

As at Tuesday morning, July 31, 2012 the above does not make pretty reading does it! The failures as an avid sports fan I am not even going to go there and comment on what went wrong – but I am bitterly disappointed in  how GB athletes have fared to date in the 2012 London Olympic Games Medal Count.

Needless to say the brutal UK tabloid press had high expectations but don’t they just love it once the athletes lose! The GB athletes have it real tough the press hype them up to impossible heights that they will never conquer, then when they fail the tabloids slaughter them on the way down. BRUTAL nothing more nothing less, it does not look good. However the facts are hard to disregard so far in 2012 London Olympic Games the GB sports stars have under achieved by a country mile. So as much as the UK tabloid press relish and thrive on failure, what else could they do other than lambast the GB Olympic under achievers.

Fortunately still many days left at the 2012 London Olympic Games for GB athletes to come good and win a ‘Sack Full of Gold Medals’ but right now that looks like a big ask that will not be fulfilled. Hope 100% that we are wrong and the GB sports stars pull out all the stops to win GOLD!

GB Athletes are an Embarrassment at the 2012 London Olympic Games…

Is Vanessa Lawrens on her way to get Mario-ed in Manchester

July 30th, 2012 No comments

Vanessa Lawrens
These last two years and more it has been very difficult to keep up to speed with how Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli will play on match day. Namely will he turn on the magic score maybe two goals and get the man of the match award! That happens sometimes but in other games he plays, but may as well have not turned up!

But off the field he always turns up and indeed most of the time seems to pose for the paparazzi in an erect position, we suppose this is due to his burgeoning record as a lothario or as someone like Wayne Rooney would say in Manchester – quote – ‘Mario Balotelli is a serial – Knob Hound!’

We have some breaking news just in from Ibiza the Spanish Mediterranean island playground of the rich and famous  a mere ferry ride away from the sun kissed Costa Blanca. Mario Balotelli has just pulled a  new lover, she is sizzling hot French model Vanessa Lawrens! Now the question being asked around Manchester is will Mario Balotelli be bringing the super sexy Vanessa Lawrens to get Mario-ed in Manchester.

She has all the attributes that will keep Mario alert and erect! Watch this space for more news with this sports celeb gossip! At this moment in time Vanessa Lawrens is still a model but if she lands in Manchester then the audacious title of ‘WAG’ will be slapped on her courtesy of The Sun tabloid.

Is Vanessa Lawrens on her way to get Mario-ed in Manchester…

Legend
Vanessa Lawrens – meaning – 23 year old French fashion model from Lomme in the north of  France has modeled for Gucci – Chanel – Adidas and many more leading fashion brands and houses  – Attribution to Ozami.Net

BBC TV 2012 Botched Broadcast Meltdown

July 29th, 2012 No comments

BBC TV

So what has gone wrong with the UK institution BBC TV they have made several broadcasting blunders in 2012. They have flunked some major events including but not limited to :-

• The Opening Ceremony for the 2012 London Olympic Games has been criticized with many saying BBC TV offered poor coverage
• Then BBC TV botched in embarrassing style the showcase spectacle of the opening day the Men’s Cycling Road Race. The irony is that the race was relayed in such a hotch potch manner that at many times it was unclear to viewers who was actually leading the race and the broadcasted race time gaps were often incorrect. BBC TV knew they had flunked the live TV coverage and at the end of the race they offered a public apology for the BBC Men’s Cycling Road Race coverage.
• The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee celebration was another marquee event that showcased BBC TV as an inept calamitous broadcaster. This BBC TV event was a national disaster for the flagship TV channel!

So what has gone wrong with BBC TV, well they shipped out many of the elite broadcasters forcing them into premature retirement. This left BBC TV with no access to experienced staff with proven skill sets needed when recording major public events. How did people find out they switched on BBC TV and that was that – ‘Oh no turn off that rubbish’ was the cry – click – millions just switched off.

Come on BBC TV get your act together this is simply just not good enough, no excuses you are 100 percent funded by the beleaguered British tax paying public! Stop the rot and stop it now.

BBC TV 2012 Botched Broadcast Meltdown…

Legend
BBC – The British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) is a British public service broadcaster headquartered at Broadcasting House in the City of Westminster, London – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

10 People in UK Who Need to Shut Up During the Olympics

July 28th, 2012 No comments

Hollie Peers
10 People in UK Who Need to Shut Up During the Olympics, believe you me there are many more but for tasters we have showcased ten only :-

•    Katie Price – All one can say this silly woman needs to go away for a long long time – this silly piece of work was formally known as Jordan!
•    AVB – Andre Villas-Boas – Please shut the F**k Up while the 2012 Olympic Games are in progress in London. Your babbling has become an annoyance to the British Public
•    Amy Childs – God we know that you have some new plastic boobs but nobody wants to know about your misfortune, please take a bow or bra and go away sexually – Thank You
•    Mila Kunis – Oops entered by mistake we want to hear about this honey anytime!
•    Mitt Romney – Please leave UK alone and go back to your miniscule world of naivety in the USA.
•    Danielle Lloyd – Not  a lot anyone can say about this oh so simple being who has resurfaced today saying something about some tweets! Danielle Lloyd please crawl back under a rock no one wants to know about the tweets.
•    The Sun Page 3 – Today showcases Hollie Peers of 30F fame big up front, she will be having a breast of a time at the Olympics so all is well, no problem at all with The Sun Page 3, they get a VIP pass too, another special exemption.
•    Imogen Thomas – Give it a rest girl after all this is the time of  GB Team Football they are having a Giggs of a time. Imogen your banging time with Giggs was in the past not the present!
•    Kerry Katona – Some jerk posted this on Twitter – quote – “Why isn’t Kerry Katona carrying the Iceland flag?” It is funny though but the irony is the tweet poster was serious – Maybe the poster was a sibling of Coerobus!
•    Coerobus – Special exemption the first ever Olympics Winner in 776BC

10 People in UK Who Need to Shut Up During the Olympics…

USA Press Feast on Mitt Romney UK Olympics Gaffe

July 27th, 2012 No comments

Mitt Romney in UK July 2012
Mitt Romney in UK July 2012 days before the opening of the 2012 London Olympics. He came, he saw and then he opened his mouth and five seconds later he was toast as he showed about as much knowledge as Sarah Palin on a good day which as millions know is ZILCH!

Mitt Romney his opening gambit in UK – quote –  “There are a few things that were disconcerting, the stories about the private security firm not having enough people, supposed strike of the immigration and customs officials, that obviously is not something which is encouraging. Because there are three parts that makes Games successful. ” -  more – “Number one, of course, are the athletes. That’s what overwhelmingly the Games are about. Number two are the volunteers. And they’ll have great volunteers here. But number three are the people of the country. Do they come together and celebrate the Olympic moment? And that’s something which we only find out once the Games actually begin.”

The London mayor, Boris Johnson, nailed Mitt Romney with a stellar rebuke – quote -  “The Geiger counter of Olympo-mania is going to go zoink! off the scale! People are coming from around the world, and they’re seeing us, and they’re seeing the greatest country on Earth, aren’t they? There are some people who are coming from around the world who don’t yet know about all the preparations we’ve done to get London ready in the last seven years. I hear there’s a guy called Mitt Romney who wants to know whether we’re ready. Are we ready? “

The American Press lambasted Romney for his UK gaffe
•    Boris Johnson, Mayor Of London, Rips Mitt Romney At Rally  – Huffington Post
•    Mitt Romney tries to steer around Olympics controversy in London meetings – The Washington Post
•    Romney’s Remarks on Olympics Cause Stir in London – New York Times

This dude is such a flake he cannot even keep his grey hairs dyed even though he promotes for some black hair dye company!

USA Press Feast on Mitt Romney UK Olympics Gaffe…

Who is Paying £9000 UK Pounds a Day to Moor at Canary Wharf

July 26th, 2012 No comments

Illona at Canary Wharf
The high rolling mogul yacht owners are in town for the London 2012 Olympics. Or are they when they are getting billed at £9,000 UK Pounds a Day to Moor at Canary Wharf, one has to wonder on those grounds, that they did not come for the Olympics, but came to show off wealth and have parties that will attract the celebs and the following paparazzi. After all if the yachts turned up say a month ago the publicity would have been minimal, but now with all the athletes in town the super yacht owners  are here too, to suck in all the attention they can gather as people ogle at the obscene wealth and  luxurious lifestyle of these international high rollers.

Super Yachts at Canary Wharf for London 2012 Olympics
•    Ilona – Owned by former Chairman of National Car Parks Donald Gosling
•    Seanna  – Owned by Westfield Group co-founder Frank Lowy
•    Dollar Bay – Owned by Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen
•    Deniki – 52 Metre yacht of Dutch billionaire Marcel Boekhoorn

All moored at the South Quay of East London’s West India Docks

The yacht of Bill Gates is expected soon along with the super yacht of Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich

For these special few I see a local ferry company are on hand to ferry the super rich from South Quay of East London’s West India Docks to the Olympics for the bargain basement ferry fare price of – quote – ‘Water Chariots is using east London’s River Lea to provide limousine and cruiser charter services, costing up to 7,500 pounds, to ferry people to the Olympic site.’

Another mooring dock is being opened for three more luxury yachts due to arrive later this week at East London’s Royal Victoria Docks

Who is Paying £9000 UK Pounds a Day to Moor at Canary Wharf….

AVB Once Again Shows Lack of Man Management Skills with Luka Modric

July 25th, 2012 No comments

AVB – Andre Villas-Boas
Exactly one year ago Luka Modric was unsettled at Tottenham Hotspur with the media buzz abounding  with chat that Modric was going here there and everywhere! But the Spurs management team led by the astute and brilliant man manager Harry Redknapp settled the player and thanks to these mature organizational skills a problem between the Spurs club and the player Luka Modric never surfaced.

Fast forward one year to July 2012  Tottenham Hotspur is a very different club Harry Redknapp has been dramatically axed and CEO Daniel Levy turned to a ‘Clown’ as Harry’s replacement – AVB – Andre Villas-Boas. To glean an insight into this ‘Circus Act’ one has only to cross London to Chelsea where ask any Chelsea FC supporter about AVB – and the rest we cannot publish as Chelsea FC supporters swear more frequently than legendary Chelsea center back John ‘F**king’ Terry.

Chaos reigns at White Hart Lane Real Madrid are chasing to buy the mercurial midfield maestro but AVB have once again shown his hand :-
•    Showed he was incapable of dealing with Real Madrid with professionalism hence offsetting any club or player disruption
•    Re Luka Modric it seems he has not been updated on any imminent transfer and it looks like he has received no support from AVB – Andre Villas-Boas and/or Daniel Levy so he went AWOL. Since when he has returned back to White Hart Lane and been fined very heavily for his unauthorized absence.

What a shambles I have followed Spurs as my second team for over 30 years and seeing what is now going on in North London has even depressed the Tottenham Hotspur Cockerel!

We see no necessity to disparage a ‘Clown’ after all when you leave them alone one can laugh at them at will! We see no need to change the status quo.

AVB Once Again Shows Lack of Man Management Skills with Luka Modric…

Warsop Crates and Grapes Wine Bar Killer Charlotte Collinge Guilty

July 23rd, 2012 No comments

Clifford Collinge
Here is a brief overview on the Clifford Collinge Warsop murder trial that has gripped Nottingham Crown Court for the last six weeks resulting in three defendants being found guilty of murder.

Guilty of Murder
•    Charlotte Collinge (45), of Sandy Lane,Warsop
•    Stephen Shreeves (40), of Laurel Avenue, Church Warsop
•    Kelvin Dale (27), of Forest Road, Warsop
The guilty 3 will be sentenced on 31st July 2012

Not Guilty of Murder and Assault
•    Robert Proud (36), of Greendale Close, Warsop

Crime Scene Mock Up
Location
•    Crates and Grapes Wine Bar and the Collinge Family Home in Sandy Lane, Warsop.

Date
•    8th October 2011

Last October 2011 Charlotte Collinge wife of millionaire Clifford Collinge went to the Crates and Grapes Wine Bar where she met and enticed three men with the promise of sex.They were Steven Shreeves – Kelvin Dale and Robert Proud. Then it got ugly Charlotte Collinge took the men back to her family home  for sex. The sex seems on reflection to have hyped the men up when the sex temptress convinced the men to murder her husband millionaire Clifford Collinge.  According to trial evidence they then battered the helpless husband causing 46 separate injuries including 30 broken ribs and a fractured skull.

Murder Weapons
•    A metal clamp
•    A guitar
Were used to batter and murder the defenseless 61 year old millionaire

Motive Behind The Murder
With Clifford Collinge out of the way Charlotte Collinge stood to inherit  £1 million pounds

Warsop Crates and Grapes Wine Bar Killer Charlotte Collinge Guilty….

Legend
Crates and Grapes Wine Bar – meaning – “You’ve all seen the footage in the Crates and Grapes [wine bar]. She’s a slag, it’s a terrible thing to have to say, it’s an awful word. But it doesn’t make her guilty of murder.” – Attribution to Stuart Rafferty QC Defense Counsel for Charlotte Collinge

Stuart Rafferty QC was wrong the court have decided she is both a slag and a murderer!

Laid Bare Lingerie British Airways Pilot Martin Greathurst Dismissed for Sending Crude Text Image

July 22nd, 2012 No comments

Laid Bare Lingerie
British Airways have dismissed pilot Martin Greathurst because he sent a crude text image to a woman he met while off duty, traveling on another airline flight. British Airways were informed that at a later date Martin Greathurst sent a sexually explicit image to the unnamed lady. BA considered details of the incident and based on facts they had on the sexy text images they sacked the BA pilot.

The adjudicated decision makers found the pilot guilty of gross misconduct at a BA disciplinary hearing, the 51 year old pilot who has worked for BA for over twenty years, expressed disappointment in the sacking verdict and will appeal the case.

Martin Greathurst’s wife ironically owns a fashion boutique named ‘Laid Bare Lingerie!’ One has to wonder whether the ex pilots judgment was compromised thinking about his lingerie shop as he appears to have been ‘Laid Bare’ when he ventured to click on his mobile and send the sexually explicit photograph of himself to a woman.

Laid Bare Lingerie Address
33a High Street,
Steyning,
West Sussex BN44 3YE
Telephone :- 01903 815144

Have yet to see this story plastered all over the pages of the trashy UK tabloid newspapers – but the storyline has all the ingredients of a front page splash – sex – lingerie – BA pilot – smut and crude incidents the mind boggles for sure this will all be ‘Laid Out Bare!’ – Very Soon.

Laid Bare Lingerie British Airways Pilot Martin Greathurst Dismissed for Sending Crude Text Image…

Legend
Laid Bare Lingerie – meaning – LAID BARE LINGERIE is a sophisticated new lingerie boutique in Steyning West Sussex. We offer charm and unparalleled personal service and are proud to be the officially approved retailers for La Perla, Lise Charmel, Marie Jo, Prima Donna, Chantelle, Triumph and Hanro. – Attribution to LaidBareLingerie.Com

1690 Paris St Aurora Colorado Massacre James Holmes

July 21st, 2012 No comments

1690 Paris St Aurora

Mass killers, serial murderers and massacre shooters are often synonymous with their place of residence which gains notoriety after the crime and attract weirdos.

Here are some of the most famous mass murderer home address locations :-
• John Reginald Halliday Christie of 10,Rillington Place Notting Hill, London was a British serial killer responsible for the murder of at least six women – maybe more eight is likely the killings took place in the 1040s.
• Fred & Rose West of 25 Cromwell Street, Gloucester, England serial killers of twelve young women they enticed into the family home then slaughtered and buried them in the cellars and the back garden of the house. The murders took place between 1967 to 1987.
• Timothy McVeigh of Nichols family farm in Decker, Michigan. The Oklahoma Bomber detonated a truck bomb killing 168 people who were either inside or near to the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building Oklahoma City on April 19, 1995.
• Ted Bundy aka Theodore Robert “Ted” Bundy born Theodore Robert Cowell of Burlington, Vermont. The ‘Godfather’ of serial killers confessed to killing 30 young women in the 1970s.
• Donald Neilson real name Donald Nappey of Bradford aka The Black Panther murdered three people including heiress Lesley Whittle murder who he lowered into a drainage shaft and tied a wire rope around her neck then left her hanging down the shaft in 1975
• Ian Brady and Myra Hindley of Greater Manchester, England the notorious Moors murderers they kidnapped and murdered five children and hideously buried the remains on the remote Pennine moors the killings took place between July 1963 and October 1965.

Now we have the latest ‘Homes of the Evil’ entry
• James Holmes aka ‘I am the Joker’ of 1690 Paris St. Aurora, Colorado shot dead 12 people and injured 70 more as dressed in a gas mask and bullet proof vest he went on shooting “The Dark Knight Rises” massacre in a downtown movie theater in Aurora on Friday, July 20, 2012 in Washington, DC.

The police have not been able to enter 1690 Paris St. Aurora, Colorado to date as the killer James Holmes has booby trapped the apartment with wires – ammunition and possibly bombs set to explode.

We expect this latest address to be added to the ‘Homes of the Evil’ will rapidly became a morbid tourist attraction surrounded by mobile street vendors selling everything from food and drinks to T-Shirts et al and other obtuse and macabre items that appeal to a minority audience who collect this tardy and disturbing type of memorabilia.

What does the future hold for 1690 Paris St. Aurora, Colorado, well we shall have to wait and see but we prophecy that sometime in the next five years the apartment block will be demolished and the site leveled to the ground.

1690 Paris St Aurora Colorado Massacre James Holmes..

Cressida Bonas Goes To Batman film The Dark Knight Rises with Prince Harry

July 20th, 2012 No comments

Cressida Bonas
Prince Harry went to the premiere of the Batman film The Dark Knight Rises with a beautiful new companion Cressida Bonas. Could this be the start of a new romance for dashing man about town the one and only Prince Harry who knows time will tell! This girl is a looker that is for sure and as they went clubbing after the premiere they looked very good together. Many pundits have said the new dazzling blonde has some of the looks of Prince Harry ex Chelsy Davy.

Cressida Bonas Background Profile
•    Ex Leeds University Student
•    Stunning Blonde
•    Leggy and willowy
•    Bright intelligent fun girl
•    Society parents Jeffrey Bonas and Lady Mary-Gaye Georgiana Lorna Curzon.
•    Half sister of actress and model Isabella Calthorpe
•    No bad publicity or skeletons in the cupboard to date

No idea whether this relationship will blossom into romance, but this girl looks to have the pedigree that would be welcomed into royal circles.

By all accounts Cressida Bonas keeps a lot of her life in her own privacy zone, shunning events and areas where if in attendance she may be vulnerable to the avaricious paparazzi and the negative press brigade dressed up as the UK tabloid press. Sensible intelligent girl has the common sense to not get mixed up with the WAGs – EPL Footballers – Big Brother et al and all that style of UK celebrity garbage and trash!

Maybe this girl is smart enough to make the giant stride of acceptance into Royalty. Certainly the high class nightclub Le Salon in  Mayfair, central London will be looking to be revisited by Cressida Bonas and Prince Harry.

Maybe another Royal Wedding in  2015 – three more years to wait!

Cressida Bonas Goes To Batman film The Dark Knight Rises with Prince Harry…

Ryan Giggs and Footie Team Housed Near Blonde Girls in Olympic Village

July 19th, 2012 No comments

Olympic Village London 2012
Some people are so unlucky in life that they have to work harder than most to get genitalia to meet generating moments of sexual ecstasy! Ryan Giggs captain of the GB football team and his fellow team mates like Craig Bellamy –  Gareth Bale – Micah Richards have now found out they will be expected to perform on and off the pitch, because where they are staying in the Olympic Village is an area where the neighbors are blond hotties from the USA – Denmark – Sweden and Iceland!

Here is how this domestic inconvenience will affect midfield playmaker Ryan Giggs as off the pitch in the Olympic Village he will have to revert to what he does best namely – align his center stump up and take up a strikers position with the blondes as the sexual target conquests. But observers are confident that Ryan Giggs will be up for the post of main striker as he has done this with panache in the recent past with model Imogen Thomas then he delicately played some home games where he resorted to befting his own brother’s wife Natasha Giggs.

So all in all the sex games scenario looks all set for the GB football team and if – Craig Bellamy –  Gareth Bale – Micah Richards will not sexually service the blonde beauties, have no fear main striker Ryan Giggs will have no problem in getting laid with a bevy of blonde beauties.

Ryan Giggs and Footie Team Housed Near Blonde Girls in Olympic Village…

Legend
London 2012 Olympics – meaning – The 2012 Summer Olympic Games, officially the Games of the XXX Olympiad, also known informally as London 2012 (for example on the official logo), are scheduled to take place in London, United Kingdom, from 27 July to 12 August 2012. – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

London Humps as Sex Olympic Games Begin

July 18th, 2012 No comments

Olympic Sex Games
Athletes in the thousands have already arrived at London 2012 Olympics Village and the place is rocking and rolling in sex humping fiesta

So what is on the Sex Humping Menu

Olympic Sex Games – That means any way a gymnast can move is acted out between the sheets or sex al fresco Olympic athletes do not really care anything goes. As long as it is ‘Down n Dirty!’

BBWO  – Bare Back With Out – just dirty sex au natural sans protection. By all accounts London 2012 Olympics athletes just love sex humping bareback.

BBW – Bare Back With for the athletes who want to bump and grind with the intrusion of a condom to keep out the STDs. The athletes will have access to  50,000 more free condoms than Beijing supplied by the London 2012 Olympics committee

It is  a randy business athletes appreciate that not every competitor is going to win a gold medal! But in the London Sex Olympics that is different all together and the universal pledge amongst the sports stars is that whatever make sure all the girls get laid and all the boys get the legover.

Some quotes from previous Olympics Sex

US target shooter Josh Lakatos, 39.
•    “I’d never witnessed the debauchery seen at Sydney 2000 in my entire life.
•    “My apartment in the Olympic Village was like a brothel.

In some of the team sports say the boys team and the girls team would meet up
•    Then the whole of the girls team would get shagged by the boys team
•    The heady mixture of fitness and sex blends into sex orgies where the more the merrier.
•    We know it is not called the Sex Olympics 2012 but it should be as that is the stark reality, only a few win gold but everyone F**KS!

London Humps as Sex Olympic Games Begin…

6 BBC Stars On Over £1 Million Salary

July 17th, 2012 No comments

Gary Lineker
Unbelievable the United Kingdom is deep in recession, the Government is cash negative owing billions of pounds to finance institutions and other countries. Yet the public funded BBC are shelling out huge salaries to a mixture of losers and motor mouths with little or no ability.

The Lucky Top BBC Earners
•    Gary Lineker – Please, please, not that silly man on the box again. Not worth  a bag of crisps let alone a million pounds. Disaster of the Day!
•    Alan Hansen – Who? Oh yes he sits on Match of the Day with Gary Lineker – YAWN!
•    Graham Norton – Chat Show Host, just another mouth piece nothing more.
•    Jeremy Paxman – News Anchor class act and excellent at dismantling the reputation of politicians and leading public figures. Worth whatever it takes to keep him at BBC.
•    Chris Evans – DJ has the ability to command huge salaries, value for money maybe years ago but must be on or heading for the sell by shelf.
•    BBC have at least 16 high earners  at this time we are unable to confirm more names.

Tory MP Damian Collins on the BBC salaries – quote – These pay packets are extortionate. There needs to be much greater transparency for salaries paid by the BBC. – more – “If the BBC really feel they need to pay these salaries, they should be open about them. The BBC have to be careful at a time of job losses.”

BBC paid out £16million in 2011/12, £5million down on 2010/11. £9million was paid to celebs earning £1million to £5million.

Time for the public in all areas to lobby  the local MP complaining  about these mind boggling salaries paid to a number of celebs who have little or no talent to justify such monstrous rewards for doing next to nothing.

6 BBC Stars On Over  £1 Million Salary…

Typical G4S Security Guard Scenario at the London Olympic Games

July 16th, 2012 No comments

Paul Thomas of The Daily Express
OK fast forward a few weeks let’s suppose it is day 3 of the London Olympic Games 2012. The first few days sales figures are just coming and topping the bill on sales are Polish Food Products

•    Kartoflanka – Potato Soup
•    Czernina – Duck Blood Soup
•    Grochówka – Pea and Lentil Soup
•    Golonka – Stewed Pork Hock or Knuckle
•    Kaszanka – Polish blood sausage, made of pork blood, liver, lungs and fat with kasza, spiced with onion, pepper and marjoram.

Quite frankly we were shocked to see so much Polish food being sold. So we went to look for one of Lord Coe’s Olympic team to see if anyone could offer an explanation. We came across a guy who looked like David Beckham a walking ‘Clothes Horse’ trying to look fashionable wearing a flat cap yes you guessed right – Made in Poland!

Anyway we approached the David Beckham look alike and asked him – ‘Do you work for the Lord Coe Olympic team and/or are you with GS4 the security company’ The Flat Cap started spinning atop his brow as his eyes narrowed to make him appear just like a ferret looking through a lavatory brush! His reply in perfect Polish was – quote – zalujace JA nie rozumiem co *f**k* wy mówicie o – roughly translated into English – quote – ‘Sorry I do not understand what the f**k you are talking about!’

Umm if that or similar is in store with the Lord Coe Olympic team and/or GS4 Security Guards we will be in for some Olympic fun and games!

Typical G4S Security Guard Scenario at the London Olympic Games…

Legend
Cartoon – Thanks and attribution for the cartoon goes to Paul Thomas of The Daily Express

Rio Ferdinand Tweets at ‘Choc Ice’ Ashley Cole

July 15th, 2012 No comments

Choc Ice Tweets
Mr. Rio Ferdinand please take note that everyman and his dog knows about your limitations in life, namely that due to being mentally challenged you are only physically capable of  doing two things in your life…
•    Kick a football
•    Switch on a mobile device and send Tweets

A litany of things Mr. Rio Ferdinand has difficulty managing
•    Keeping his mouth shut but please do us all a favor – ‘Please Shut the F**k Up!’
•    Please stop acting like an imbecile in public – Thank You
•    Stop all this abuse that you are turning out on Twitter
•    And keep out of the fallout of the acquittal of John Terry on racism charges the man was found not guilty in a court of law and that is the final definitive judgement. What happens now is none of your business Mr. Rio Ferdinand.

Now to comments on the rubric sending out a public Tweet disparaging Ashley Cole by calling him a ‘Choc Ice’ is out of order period. One more time Mr. Rio Ferdinand ‘Please Shut the F**k Up!’

The upshot of all this puerile behavior is that kids and budding up and coming footballers are seeing all this nonsense published on a daily basis. The FA should intervene and say enough is enough because all that Rio Ferdinand – John Terry – Anton Ferdinand – Ashley Cole and the likes are doing is bringing the sport of football into disrepute.

Come on all you ‘Champagne Charlies’ grow up you will not be playing top class football for ever there is a life after your career ends, that is if there is any of you left who do not get kicked to death on the way down!

Rio Ferdinand Tweets at ‘Choc Ice’ Ashley Cole…

Legend
Choc Ice – meaning – A black person who acts like a white person! Like is black on the outside and is white on the inside.

John Terry is not a Racist

July 14th, 2012 No comments

John Terry
Now after five days of unwanted tawdry publicity all the world now knows that -  John Terry is not a Racist!

Hey wait on a minute that statement is only true in the eyes of the law, we have yet to see a public statement from the CPS – Crown Prosecution Service and the self promoting Police. These two public funded inept and inefficient public service providers are not going to stand up and admit that they wasted millions of pounds of the public’s hard earned money bringing this non- starter racism charge to court.

But there should be an enquiry into who made two decisions namely :-

Who in the Police made the decision to prosecute?

Who in the CPS – Crown Prosecution Service made the decision that the Police had a case and as such at vast public expense millions  of pounds were wasted in getting the racism trial to Westminster Magistrates Court

•    John Terry is not a Racist

However John Terry is :-
•    A self confessed philanderer
•    An overpaid EPL footballer
•    An extremely bad example of a sports role model
•    A foul mouthed man who does not care – “it’s handbags innit – It is what we do innit” is how he defends his abusive behavior on the football pitch.
•    A London born and bred braggart
•    Plus a host more negative characteristics too many to list here…

But there are much deeper considerations when one looks to see how the CPS – Crown Prosecution Service and the Police perform their duties in the UK – United Kingdom like:-
•    The botched News Corp phone hacking scandal ongoing for years with a public cost soaring into hundreds of millions of pounds – for what can anyone explain.
•    The futile attempt to convict Harry Redknapp on tax evasion charges.
Those two examples are just scratching the surface there are hundreds all in all costing Joe Public more than a billion pounds in paid taxes. Unbelievable that such dereliction of duty prevails on so big a scale in the UK!

John Terry is not a Racist…

Fifty Shades of Brown Thanks to HP Sauce as GF Face Turns Grey

July 13th, 2012 No comments

HP Brown Sauce
That was the week that was – a man got fed up with his girlfriend reading the BDSM tome ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ by EL James. So what did he do – easy – he got a bottle of HP Brown Sauce and poured it all over her face. OMG what an improvement on her looks that made! The BDSM addicted lassie was not impressed with her boyfriend – regardless of the fact that all the top social network sites were waxing lyrical on how smart the boyfriend was to be so creative and make up the face of his GF with a  new brown sheen look!

Some girlfriends are just so ungrateful this man saw an opportunity to soil the dopey book ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ by EL James. So what did he do he spilt the HP Brown Sauce bottle all over the book – super – one down – one to go! He looked at his girlfriend saw room to improve the look on her face so the rest of the HP Brown Sauce went all over her face.

Then what should have transpired they should have started copulating buried in fifty shades of brown. The girl was not up for that so she sold her story to the UK Tabloids. Now she has no boyfriend but she has enough cash to buy a wagon load of HP Brown Sauce.

Some UK girls are just so frumpy they may be into reading about fake imaginary BDSM but they are not up for some brown saucy fun!

We have showcased a 2 liter can of sauce because when the BF does it again two  liters of flowing brown sauce makes a better job!

Fifty Shades of Brown Thanks to HP Sauce as GF Face Turns Grey…

Team Sky Wiggins in Yellow Dr. Geert Leinders in Red

July 12th, 2012 No comments

Dr. Geert Leinders
As the world’s top professional  cycling  race the Tour de France 2012  moves into the real mountain stages a cloud of controversy seems to be hovering over Team Sky. In the race they are doing great, they have Bradley Wiggins leading in the GC and now in the coveted yellow jersey of race leader for 4 days. Then in the 3rd place on the GC they have Chris Froome so performance wise it would take a lot to be in a better position.

But Team Sky are handling the press abysmally and digging  a hole vis a vie the reputation of the team. Moreover they are rumblings of discontent in the peleton with leading rider Vincenzo Nibali coming out saying that Bradley Wiggins is showing no respect to Nibali on the road.

There is more to come as the press have questioned Team Sky boss Dave Brailsford about employing Dr. Geert Leinders on an 80 day contract. Brailsford gave this oblique reply – quote –  “I positively, 100% say there is no threat of anything untoward since he’s been with us. But there is reputation threat.” What a dopey reply Sky have spent millions on the team yet they do not employ a street wise PR spokesman.

Dr. Geert Leinders has some very negative  history in cycling including working with Rabobank when the team was caught up in a doping scandal. Then Dr. Geert Leinders was the doctor who took care of the disgraced serial doper Michael Rasmussen who is a lowlife with a name as tarnished as Floyd Landis in the sport of professional cycling.

This raises a big red flag where one could adorn the flag with lettering like – ‘Who is doping in Team Sky?’

Team Sky Procycling Factfile
2012 UCI status: ProTeam
Sponsor: Broadcast network
Team Nationality: UK
Website: teamsky.com
Team Manager: David Brailsford
Directeurs sportifs: Steven De Jongh, Rod Ellingworth, Servais Knaven, Marcus Ljungqvist, Nicolas Portal, Sean Yates

Team Sky Wiggins in Yellow Dr. Geert Leinders in Red…

Terry Ferdinand Racism Trial Stinks of Grandiose Hubris

July 11th, 2012 No comments

John Terry

Racism is TABOO Period and is not accepted or tolerated in any shape – form and/or degree, that is our position here at Ozami.Net

Chelsea captain John Terry is on trial accused of racially abusing Anton Ferdinand during a Premier League match. He denies the offence.

How the hell did this case get to court surely someone has to be held responsible for allowing this disgraceful public charade where the protagonists are gaining publicity doing a stellar job in massaging inflated egos and encouraging thoroughly distasteful traits of hubris and outright bragging  – by two footballers that love to be portrayed as foul mouthed overpaid yobs who play football in the EPL

This trial is a shambolic spectacle with a litany of foul mouthed language and abuse that does nothing to help prevent racism, all that is being delivered to the public is a disgusting overview on how two mentally challenged footballers  swear – curse and shout abuse in public masquerading behind multi million pound salaries secure in the believe that the money they earn, gives them the divine right  to go to work ie on the football pitch  and spend the next 90 minutes swearing and abusing the opposing players on the team they are playing.

What good is the trial doing to prevent and reduce racism in the world – please tell me as I all I see is a conveyor belt delivering everything I do not wish to see on TV and in the Press, so called public role models behaving like oaths who do not have a care in the world about how they promote there being in such a grandiose and objectionable manner!

The Police are not blameless either they have a public duty to explain how this case ever got to trial.

Terry Ferdinand Racism Trial Stinks of Grandiose Hubris…

Peter Reeve Named as Killer of PC Ian Dibell in Clacton

July 10th, 2012 No comments

Peter Reeve

A nationwide hunt is on for the killer of PC Ian Dibell in Clacton the wanted man has been named as Peter Reeve

Peter Reeve Profile

  • White.
  • 64 years old.
  • 5ft 10in tall.
  • Short greyish hair.
  • Possibly wearing jeans and glasses.
  • Police warning Peter Reeve is armed with a gun and must not be approached all sightings please notify the police on 999

Murder Incident Factfile

Reports coming in say off duty policeman PC Ian Dibell was shot dead by a single bullet to the head fired from close range by suspected killer Peter Reeve. The incident is said to have unfolded when a couple were seen to be arguing in Clacton when PC Ian Dibell stepped in to stop the argument and in the ensuing melee was summarily shot dead by a bullet to the head. Further details are limited but the police have no doubts on who the killer is namely Peter Reeve.

The Police have released this statement – quote –

Police were called at about 15:30 BST on Monday after gunfire was heard near Redbridge Road in Clacton-on-Sea.

The chief constable said: “Policing is a family and we are all hurting.

“This dreadful event reminds us all that policing is a mission that ultimately some die for.

“We will not rest until his killer is found.”

Mr Reeve, who is believed to be armed, is described as white, about 5ft 10ins tall with short, greyish hair, wearing jeans and possibly glasses. He comes from the Clacton area.

PC Ian Dibell was an “experienced neighbourhood police officer”

Armed officers are searching the town and residents have been advised to remain indoors

End of Police Statement

Peter Reeve Named as Killer of PC Ian Dibell in Clacton…

Asexual People in UK Finally Secure an Identity

July 9th, 2012 No comments

Asexual People
Time to add another category of person in the world, where we already have heterosexuals – bisexuals – lesbians – gay men and more… With now coming out in a flourish Asexual People aka Asexuals  this is great there is always a place in society for something as mundane and inoffensive as asexuality.

Asexuals fall into a number of categories like :-

AVEN – Asexual Visibility and Education Network

Everyone can now search for an inner self discovery and many are now realizing that any sexual attraction traits have all diminished and gone forever welcoming the opportunity to embrace the new world of asexuality!

This is so exciting for many – no arguments with the opposite sex – no sex – but lots of love without sexual contact! So how is this new lifestyle going to be delivered up in UK will we see coffee meets at Starbucks to discuss and exchange ideas about  Asexual People. A gathering of overweight asexual lovers at McDonalds to wax lyrical about how much more they enjoy eating a big mac now that they have come out as an asexual!

Asexual people are experiencing  the opportunity to enter into a sex free world in which many will trust that by removing sex from everyday lifestyle will lead to a better stress free comfort zone and an elevated plateau of enjoyment in general life. Guess on that note all we can say is – TRY IT!

Finally I guess that on Twitter very soon Joey Barton will enlighten the world and tell everyone what asexuality is all about!  Because Joey Barton will know and the UK public are so gullible and stupid they believe him.

Asexual People in UK Finally Secure an Identity…

Legend
Asexual – meaning -  A person who does not experience sexual attraction – Attribution to Asexuality.Org

Wimbledon 2012 Final Seals Big Sponsorship Deals to Andy Murray

July 8th, 2012 No comments

Andy Murray
Mega bucks await Andy Murray in new sponsorship deals regardless of whether he overcomes the odds and beats Roger Federer to become Wimbledon Mens Champion 2012. Big companies are lining up to sign up Andy Murray to promote a raft of global brands.

The Deals on Offer include :-
• £1million deal with Swiss watch giant Rado.
• £1million deal Nintendo Wii U.
• Bank of Scotland TV Ads.
• British Airways possible deal in the pipeline.
• £650,000 a time exhibition matches if he is Wimbledon champion
• £3million-a-year deal with Adidas already under contract.
• Plus many more clothes and major leading global brands like mobile phones – drinks – hotels etc etc

Andy Murray if he beats Roger Federer can expect to make at least £50million over the next five years at a cool £10million a year

Wimbledon 2012 – Sunday, July 08, 2012
Gentlemen’s Singles – Final
R.Federer v A.Murray

Bookmaker Odds

Roger Federer 1/2
Andy Murray 13/8

Our pre match forecast Andy Murray will be out played and out gunned on grass by the sublime skills and tactical awareness of champion supreme the one and only Roger Federer. In fact the pressure of the occasion could be too much for Andy Murray to handle, in which case Federer could steam roller over him to sink Murray in three straight sets. Another problem for Andy Murray will be the packed Wimbledon Center Court they will be down to a man partisan and pro Murray, but Federer will be aware of that and will be looking to get the match started with an early service break which will ratchet up the tension in the crowd putting more and more pressure on Andy Murray.

It will take more than the advice of coach Ivan Lendl to see Andy Murray being crowned Wimbledon Gentlemen’s Singles Final Champion 2012.

Federer to win in 3 straight sets!

Wimbledon 2012 Final Seals Big Sponsorship Deals to Andy Murray…

Help Find Chris Brahney Missing After Stone Roses Manchester Gig

July 7th, 2012 No comments

Chris Brahney Poster
We are publishing this article as The Manchester Evening News and the Stone Roses rock band are requesting all the help they can find as the area widens in the search to find missing Stone Roses fan Chris Brahney.

Chris Brahney Profile
•    White
•    22 years old
•    Slim build
•    Short brown hair
•    Last seen wearing dark blue top, light blue shirt, maroon trousers, green wellington boots
•    Resident of Timperley

Manchester Evening News – quote –
•    There have been possible sightings reported later on Friday evening at the Park and Ride site in Bowlee. He was seen getting off a bus at the site and also spoke to a group of young women, telling them he had lost his phone and his friends.
•    A further possible sighting of Chris has been reported at Maccabi Sport Centre on Bury Old Road at about 12.05am. The new sighting suggests he may have been trying to head back to Heaton Park after leaving the Park and Ride centre.

PLEASE HELP FIND HIM – IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION PLEASE CONTACT POLICE ON  
0161-856-7652

Help Find Chris Brahney Missing After Stone Roses Manchester Gig…

Legend
Chris Brahney was last seen attending the Stone Roses concert in  Heaton Park, Manchester on Friday June 29th 2012.

The Premier Landmark in London ‘The Shard’ Opens in 2012

July 6th, 2012 No comments

The Shard
London has some the finest architecture in the world intermingled among a plethora of famous landmarks. Hence it came as no surprise when rich Qataris decided to build ‘The Shard’ in the now oh so trendy area of Southwark in this fabulous capital city.

‘The Shard’ is now officially open and it immediately rests the mantle as what will be the ‘Jewel in the Crown’  of high rise super towers in London Town for decades to come.

‘The Shard’ Showcased
•    72 occupiable floors.
•    Offices.
•    Hotel with more than 200 rooms and suites.
•    Exclusive apartments.
•    Three floors of restaurants.
•    Viewing gallery.
•    Highest Building in Europe.
•    Ranked 59th in the list of the world’s tallest buildings.
•    Architect Renzo Piano.
•    Construction began in 2003.
•    Cost to build more than 450 million UK Pounds.
•    Services contractor Arup
•    Main Contractor Mace
•    The public viewing gallery will be located on the 72nd floor, at a height of 245 metres – 804 ft, and is expected to draw over two million visitors a year once it opens in February 2013.
•    At present all office space is unlet but when fully occupied the complex is estimated to have a net worth of 2.5 billion UK Pounds.

It will be interesting to see how long it takes to let all the office and retail outlets given that the United Kingdom is still mired in deep recession plus supporting  a UK banking sector that is corrupt – dysfunctional and grossly incompetent.

Impressive what will come next in London to compete with The Shard aka Shard London Bridge aka The Shard of Glass.

The Premier Landmark in London ‘The Shard’ Opens in 2012…

Legend
The 1,016ft Shard, made to look like a sliver of glass, was unveiled by the Duke of York and the PM of joint-owners Qatar. Official opening day July 5, 2012.

Barclays Bank UK Bob Diamond Appraisal ‘Too Big To Behave’

July 5th, 2012 No comments

Barclays Bank
So now we know a little more about ex Barclays Bank honcho Bob Diamond as he appeared in front of MPs from the Treasury select committee he came over as an impressive witness. He was supremely well versed in the art of being misleading, aloof, evasive and for all the critiques who thronged in the chambers the general opinion was that Bob Diamond turned in a stellar performance akin to that other failed American Bernie Madoff. No one reporter actually came out and characterized Bob Diamond as Bernie Madoff Mark II, that would have categorically inferred that Mr Diamond is a crook and a charlatan.

At this phase of the Barclays Bank UK enquiry no criminal charges have been made but when they are made Mr Diamond must be top of the pile to be one of the first to be accused. In over three hours of grilling by the UK MPs the ex Barclays CEO proved to be a master of talking but in managing to ensure that what he spoke, what was said, was all fluff and camouflage as most of his answers were implausible.

However we did find out the following :-
• 14 traders were to blame and that they had tainted the reputation of the 140,000 people who work for Barclays
• How much did the Barclays investigation into Libor rigging cost? – About £100m, says Diamond.

Those two points aside in the rest of the hearing it was waffle followed by more waffle culminating for an afternoon of frustration for all the MPs. End result inconclusive the story has legs and for sure there is more to come – watch this space….

Barclays Bank UK Bob Diamond Appraisal ‘Too Big To Behave’…

Footnote
The British public are sick of UK Banks and UK Bankers, they have been lied too for long enough and all the while the banks refuse to lend money, because first they have to line the pockets of all their own employees with huge unrealistic salaries and bonuses.

Scientology Scientologists and ‘The Hole’

July 4th, 2012 No comments

The Hole
As has been proved in the press these last few days the pending divorce of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is just that two people calling time on a failed marriage, It is no big deal!

The big scoop is in outing what goes on in Scientology Scientologists and ‘The Hole’ One knows this is a huge story trying to break out, when Rupert Murdoch takes to Twitter about the cult – quote –
•    ”Scientology back in news,” Murdoch tweeted. “Very weird cult, but big, big money involved with Tom Cruise either number two or three in [hierarchy].”
•    ”Watch Katie Holmes and Scientology story develop,” Murdoch wrote. “Something creepy, maybe even evil, about these people.”

Now that is powerful coming from the guy who arguably knows more about making news than anyone in the world. For certain Rupert Murdoch the boss of News Corp which includes – Fox News – New York Post  – WSJ – The Sun UK -  The Times UK and scores more media outlets around the world, will have now assigned many reporters to dig the dirt on Scientology Scientologists and ‘The Hole’

Interesting days are ahead as it seems the press can smell blood inside the Scientology Church and will not be happy until the blood and all the gory details are splattered all over the news across the world.

Is Scientology evil – who knows – but as long as Rupert Murdoch is involved there is a good chance we may find out who is evil!

Scientology Scientologists and ‘The Hole’…

Legend
The Hole – meaning -  Is allegedly a punishment block housed inside the Scientology Gold Base in California. A dire place used to detain and punish those who have sinned against Scientology – Frightening!

Cavendish Out Sprints Greipel and Goss to win Tour de France Stage 2 in Tournai

July 3rd, 2012 No comments

Mark Cavendish
To people who follow professional road race cycling to see a new slimmed down Mark Cavendish riding for TEAM  SKY still having the sprint power to win a stage in the toughest cycle race in the world the Tour de France 2012  was indeed an impressive sight!

Tour de France 2012, stage two: Visé to Tournai, 207.5km
1. Mark Cavendish (GBr) Team Sky in 4-56-59
2. Andrè Greipel (Ger) Lotto-Belisol
3. Matt Goss (Aus) Orica-GreenEdge

In the final sprint scramble for the line Cavendish showed tactical awareness and great bike handling as the speeds fluctuated from above 50 km/hr to more than 70 km/hr as the power sprinters sit and wait to attack  as the team lead out riders set the pace at the front of the train. Typically teams lead out the cycle train with the team main sprinter in tow with the aim that the lead riders can stay in the lead to the final meters when they will shell off the train leaving the team sprinter to lunge for the line and victory. That is the normal way the sprint unfolds but in stage 2 of Tour de France 2012 at the finish in Tournai, Mark Cavendish was riding alone with no TEAM SKY riders in support and the final 200 meters  saw  ‘The Cav’ sweep past Lotto-Belisol’s Andrè Greipel and hit the line for his 21st stage win in the Tour de France

Form Insight
Mark Cavendish the reigning  World road race champion has his season built around the cycling road race in the London 2012 Olympics. But to get around the tough Olympics  course nine times up Box Hill in Surrey  and to have any chance of winning Cavendish has shed 8 pounds in  weight in the hope that he will be able to keep in the peleton and not get dropped. If he is  with the leaders as they climb Box Hill for the ninth and last time the SKY rider will have the opportunity to be there in the final sprint for the Olympics gold medal.

Cavendish Out Sprints Greipel and Goss to win Tour de France Stage 2 in Tournai…

Spain 4-0 Italy Euro 2012 Football Demolition in the Ukraine

July 2nd, 2012 No comments

KIEV OLYMPIC STADIUM,
UKRAINE

Euro 2012 Cup
Spain reign supreme in Euro 2012 as the far superior Iberian champions demolish Italy 4-0 in the final of Euro 2012. The hard facts are that Italy were never in this game, not a case that the Italians did not turn up. They were there OK but they were simply eclipsed as the rampant Spanish six man midfield combo locked the game down in the middle of the park, then sprayed the ball all across the park as goals from  Silva – Alba -  Torres – Mata simply overwhelmed the disconsolate Italians as they buckled under the Iberian onslaught.

The talented Italian national side looked impressive in the group games right through to the semi finals when they dispatched Germany 2-1. But once again come the final of Euro 2012  Italy inspired in previous games by impressive midfield playmaking by maestro Andrea Pirlo never got in the game as Spain claimed the triple crown – Euro 2008 Cup Winners – World Cup Winners 2010 -  and now became the first team ever to win back to back European Championships

Spain v Italy Match Round Up
Spain beat Italy 4-0.

Match Goals
Spain  – David Silva 14’ – Jordi Alba  41’ – Fernando Torres 84’ – Juan Mata 88’

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Final  Euro 2012
July 01, 2012
KIEV OLYMPIC STADIUM,
UKRAINE

Match Stats Ball Possession
Spain – 52%
Italy – 48%

Summary
Spain were magnificent on the day and proved that the ‘Beautiful Game’ is still intact as they turned on a football master class seen on TV by over one billion viewers from around the world.

Spain 4-0 Italy Euro 2012 Football Demolition in the Ukraine…

TomKat Lived a Normal Life When Staying at Scientology Celebrity Centre

July 1st, 2012 No comments

Out of Control Helicopter

This showcased image is pretty scary as it is supposed to represent Tom Cruise acting as a helicopter coming in to land – Oh My OPRAH!

This is brief recap of the last few years about a very dull, boring and annoying overpaid little actor Tom Cruise who says he lives a normal life at the  Scientology Celebrity Centre. Guess we as minions are brain washed that his ‘Control Freak’ based religion,  is a lifestyle that everyone in the world craves for after all Scientology has thousands of dedicated believers!

Anyway this normal every day dude has been shown the divorce exit door by his bride of five years Katie Holmes, so what does the publicity obsessed wannabe do he goes to Iceland with a gaggle of paparazzi in tow and gets a ride in a helicopter. Now this is a big big deal as the photo op is being published all around the world by the likes – TMZ – RadarOnline – Huffington Post – CNN – BBC – and endless tabloid and online celeb and gossip channels on the web!

Now here is the sizzle surrounding the Iceland Helicopter Ride out of over 7 billion people in the world just over five thousand – 5,000 wanted to see Tom Cruise sat in a helicopter in Iceland! The popularity of this guy just has no boundaries.

We live in strange times Tom Cruise had the nous to see the helicopter ride coming, but lacked the common sense to realize that only days before his forage into Iceland his soon to be ex wife Katie Holmes was getting  a lawyer to serve divorce papers in NYC so she could get rid of the ‘Control Freak’ Tom Cruise!

We are puzzled by all these latest shenanigans and feel that the public should been better served with news about Tom Cruise and offer some viable explanation why fellow scientologist John Travolta was not also sat in the helicopter in Iceland! Or was he and the paparazzi  missed him as his face was in propinquity to the midriff of the helicopter pilot as pellucidly it appears there may have been an agenda to add more spice to the story in getting an exclusive to ‘out’ the helicopter pilot! It has been reported somewhere that lawyers representing John Travolta say any such presentations that Mr Travolta has been anywhere near Iceland recently are all  ‘Malicious Gossip’ another unnamed resource say that the legal denial came from a team of legal eagles who are reputed to represent John Travolta – a freelance stringer said on record that the self same firm of lawyers had an office in a tower block downtown NYC named Gay Towers!

Summary how dull and boring all this is and who cares as Tom Cruise had a pre nup with Katie Holmes which said Cruise would pay Holmes $11 Million dollars for each year she stayed in the marriage and also additionally Katie Holmes would get to keep a palatial home in California.

TomKat Lived a Normal Life When Staying at Scientology Celebrity Centre…

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