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Ouch this was in one of the UK dailies a man who had a desire to be BIG downstairs – not in the lounge silly me – in his pants his nether loins he wanted a BIGGER Member!

True story about 32 year old Mark Edwards who went under the knife in central London all because he wanted a ‘Thicker Johnson’ aka a ‘Thicker Penis’ He had measured his ‘Crown Jewels’ and was comfortable with the length of his member, but decidedly unhappy about the girth of his ‘Todger’ So mind set he set about doing something about his girth – and quickly realized that drinking a lot of beer expanded his girth but in the wrong area all around his waist. So rule one drinking was out – yes sir that was not going to pack out the package!

Not to be put off with his wish for a ‘Fat Knob’ aka ‘Big Fat Dick’ the 32 year old construction worker went to Harley Street where a number of clinics do ‘Penis Enlargement’ whew those two words are a mouthful to get one’s tongue around. So he got on the phone with London Centre For Aesthetic Surgery on Harley Street and here is where he got even more tongue tied as a young female assistant answered the phone and then Mark Edwards began stuttering how he wanted a penoplasty procedure done by Dr Roberto Viel but he did not want to finish up hung like a donkey!

Umm so fast forward to the day of the procedure – Dr Roberto Viel was ready and stood to attention – those words are surely wrong this is a serious subject that one cannot be flippant about we are definitely talking about something entirely different than going to Starbucks for a coffee! Surely any inference that Dr Roberto Viel was erect before the procedure, is highly unethical and is the sort of gibberish that would be printed in The Sun the UK Tabloid that thrives on fifteen minutes of fame scenarios and salacious topics!

Over to Mark Edwards for his very own recollection of his second penoplasty with Dr Roberto Viel – quote – Mark, 32, said: “They took fat from my love handles and injected it into the bottom of my penis.  – “They increased the thickness by 1.5ins. -“When I came round the pain wasn’t as agonising as I’d imagined. – “The liposuction felt worse. There was redness on my penis where they’d gone in but it wasn’t blackened or bruised… it looked like a fat cucumber.”  - Topic Attribution The Sun UK.

Birmingham Man Has His Member Enhanced by Dr Roberto Viel…

Legend

Storyline – meaning – It appears that the real names have been changed so that the storyline is not enlarged out of proportion to the real resizing penoplasty Penis Enlargement Augmentation Procedure!

NATIONAL STADIUM,

WARSAW,

POLAND.

That man again Mario Balotelli always in the news front or back page but take a bow Mario for today you are the headlines on the sports back page! Two sizzling goals 20 and 36 minutes were enough to send Germany out of Euro 2012. The opener was a sizzling header when Mario rose to bullet head home the  first goal as he got on the end of a cross ball delivered in by Antonio Cassano. Then only sixteen minutes later in the 36^th minute hit a right foot screamer into the goal thanks to a beautifully weighted cross ball coming in from Riccardo Montolivo. That was that game over as Germany were cooked and all they could do was grab a penalty in second half injury time, but the penalty scored by Mesut Ozil was at best a symbolic gesture to confirm that there was in fact two teams on the pitch in this Euro 2012 Semi Final. Italy worthy winners on the day go through to the Final of Euro 2012.

Germany v Italy Match Round Up

Italy win beat Germany 2-1.

Match Goals

Italy  – Mario Balotelli –  2 Goals 20 and 36 minutes

Germany  – Mesut Ozil – Penalty 2^nd half injury time 90′ +2′

Euro 2012 Match Ground

Semi Final  Euro 2012

June 28, 2012

NATIONAL STADIUM,

WARSAW,

POLAND.

Match Stats Ball Possession

Germany – 54%

Italy – 46%

So to the Euro 2012 Final Italy v Spain, not expecting a thriller but on form and with a touch of luck could see Italy crowned Kings of Europe in Euro 2012. Italy as usual will line up with defense in mind to prevent them conceding a goal as Spain advance in waves, but it is likely that all Italy will have to do is score one goal on the counter attack and that may well be enough to see off Spain in the Ukraine. Watch out for playmaker supreme Andrea Pirlo this guy come final day will arguably be the difference between the two sides, and if Andrea Pirlo takes control of the midfield then expect Spain to buckle as Andrea Pirlo sprays his passes all over the park.

Mario Hits Two Goals as Germany Exit Euro 2012…

DONBASS ARENA,

UKRAINE

The first semi final of Euro 2012 and once more after 120 minutes of play the score was 0-0 between Portugal and Spain. So just as in the England v Italy game it was all down to the Penalty Shootout. This is tough on all sides and often the tension and the atmosphere that exists, means that for the victors often a degree of luck is involved as many players tend to miss scoring from the penalty spot for any number of unexpected reasons.

Euro 2012 in the last two games the result has been resolved through penalty shootouts. One has to wonder how FIFA react if the final last four game goes to a Penalty Shootout. Maybe the live spectators and the millions of TV viewers around the world should be offered an alternative to the penalty hit or miss solution. Certainly this high profile tournament has accentuated the doubts that exist as to whether the fairest way to decide match victors is from the penalty spot!

Portugal v Spain Match Round Up

Spain win beat Portugal 4-2 in Penalty Shootout!

Match Goals

Portugal  – Pepe – Nani –  2 Goals All Penalties

Spain – Andres Iniesta – Gerard Pique -  Sergio Ramos – Cesc Fabregas -  4 Goals All Penalties

Euro 2012 Match Ground

Quarter Finals Euro 2012

June 27, 2012

DONBASS ARENA,

UKRAINE

Match Stats Ball Possession

Portugal – 43%

Spain – 57%

Cristiano Ronaldo aka Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro never got to take a penalty as he was set to take penalty number five for Portugal which never came as Cesc Fabregas wrapped up the game when he slotted home for Spain to beat Portugal 4-2 in the penalty shootout. One has to assume  that this result  has Cristiano Ronaldo thinking how Portugal could have won this Euro 2012 Semi Final!

Spain win beat Portugal 4-2 on penalties

Spain Win 4-2 in Penalty Shootout as Portugal Exit Euro 2012…

Hype is infectious and often makes people act in irrational ways, which in the case of the much vaunted book

Fifty Shades of Grey
By
E. L. James

Has seen sales rocket through the ten million barrier. But who is buying this oh so tedious tome – it looks to be on the surface to have attracted the attention in droves of ‘Silly Mommies’ who know little or nothing about BDSM – Bondage and Discipline – Sadism and Masochism! Then what happens the hype goes viral and before anyone has time to blink the ‘Silly Mommies’ have bought and downloaded over 10 million digital copies of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

But here is the kicker how many of the buyers will actually read the book when it gets reality check reviews like this from Joe Public – quote – I succumbed to the 50 Shades’ hype and read the first in the trilogy, and thought all along that this was such a cut-and-paste book. Meaning that it follows your recipe exactly: take one naive young girl, add mysterious, dark and dangerous, uber-rich fellow, stir with a riding crop, and voila! An apparently best seller! – I keep telling people that it’s like Twilight without the vampires, but the same tone of teenage angst and good-girl-loves-bad-boy scenario.

Yawn.

But to the mommies out there who need to get their engines revved, more power to you! Maybe I’m too jaded since I’m still battling sleep deprivation with a 12 week old baby, and sex is the last thing on my mind these days! – Attribution to Knowhr.Com

So where did the anacronym MP – Mommy Porn originate easy the name came from the main stream press and IM sales pitches. All aimed to increase sales hype encouraging people to buy ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

Guess what it failed in spectacular fashion I have just entered the keywords ‘Mommy Porn’ into a number of search engines and I was shocked because in all the images channels all that loaded up on the browser was disturbing pornographic images thousands of them and many showing sex that would depress most people especially the likes of ‘Silly Mommies’

Just read a great article on the BBC website about Mommy Porn and selling books in the UK High Streets visa vie selling digital downloads. The writer was really smart he hardly mentioned anything about ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ and E. L. James. One has to wonder whether he was thinking the book is so lightweight and irrelevant, that like us, he held back and made zilch comments.

Given that there are over seven billion people in the world, selling ten million digital downloads of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ is a monumental failure!

Mommy Porn Interlaced With BDSM Fails To Attract The Masses…

KIEV OLYMPIC STADIUM,
KIEV,
UKRAINE.

England could not score in a penalty shootout against Italy in Euro 2012 as Italy advance to the semi finals 4-2 on penalties. Luck no way! On the night after 120 minutes of play Italy had performed far better than England and although no goals had been scored Italy deserved to progress through to the final four of Euro 2012.

England in reality never looked like winning this quarter final as Italy were playing much better football as they hit the bar two times with 20 shots on goal. So when after it was all square after extra time all things being equal, justice was served when Italy won the game 4-2 on penalties, they were far the better team on the night.

England can look at the ball possession stats one more time, they tell the story if you do not have the ball to play with, it is very difficult to win a match especially when up against a top side like Italy.

England v Italy Match Round Up
Italy win beat England 4-2 in Penalty Shootout!

Match Goals
England – Wayne Rooney – Steven Gerrard – 2 Goals All Penalties

Italy – Mario Balotelli – Andrea Pirlo – Antonio Nocerino – Alessandro Diamanti – 4 Goals All Penalties

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Quarter Finals Euro 2012
June 24, 2012
KIEV OLYMPIC STADIUM,
KIEV,
UKRAINE.

Match Stats Ball Possession
England – 36%
Italy – 64%

England: Hart, Johnson, Terry, Lescott, Cole, Milner (Walcott 61), Gerrard, Parker (Henderson 94), Young, Rooney, Welbeck (Carroll 60). Subs Not Used: Green, Kelly, Baines, Jones, Jagielka, Downing, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Defoe, Butland.
Italy: Buffon, Abate (Maggio 90), Barzagli, Bonucci, Balzaretti, Pirlo, Marchisio, De Rossi (Nocerino 80), Montolivo, Balotelli, Cassano (Diamanti 78). Subs Not Used: Sirigu, Chiellini, Ogbonna, Thiago Motta, Di Natale, Giaccherini, Borini, Giovinco, De Sanctis.

Booked: Barzagli, Maggio.

Italy win 4-2 on penalties

Att: 56,500

Ref: Pedro Proenca (Portugal).

England Exit Euro 2012 as they cannot Score from the Penalty Spot…

National Stadium
Warsaw
Poland

It is that man again Cristiano Ronaldo as he places a stunning header past Peter Cech to give Portugal a richly deserved 1-0 victory against Czech Republic. What has been great for all the fans and supporters of Euro 2012 is that the recognized top players like Wayne Rooney – Cristiano Ronaldo and more are all rising to be big occasion and turning in match winning performances this makes for great value and entertainment. This is what the traveling fans are spending hard earned money on, to see the top players take center stage to win and influence how the games are played in Euro 2012

Goal Scorers Euro 2012 – June 20, 2012
Individual – Goals
Rank Player Country Goals
1 Cristiano Ronaldo
Portugal
3
Mario Gomez
Germany
3
Mario Mandzukic
Croatia
3
Alan Dzagoev
Russia
3
5 Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Sweden
2
Andriy Shevchenko
Ukraine
2
Fernando Torres
Spain
2
Cesc Fábregas
Spain
2
Nicklas Bendtner
Denmark
2
Michael Krohn-Dehli
Denmark
2
Vaclav Pilar
Czech Republic
2
Petr Jiracek
Czech Republic
2
13 Joleon Lescott
England
1
Rafael Van der Vaart
Netherlands
1
Andrea Pirlo
Italy
1
Antonio Cassano
Italy
1
Hélder Postiga
Portugal
1
Robin Van Persie
Netherlands
1
Wayne Rooney
England
1
Antonio Di Natale
Italy
1
Sean St. Ledger
Ireland
1
Jesús Navas
Spain
1
Roman Pavlyuchenko
Russia
1
Nikica Jelavic
Croatia
1
Lukas Podolski
Germany
1
Sebastian Larsson
Sweden
1
Samir Nasri
France
1
David Silva
Spain
1
Pepe
Portugal
1
Giorgos Karagounis
Greece
1
Theo Walcott
England
1
Theofanis Gekas
Greece
1
Yohan Cabaye
France
1
Jérémy Menez
France
1
Roman Shirokov
Russia
1
Andrew Carroll
England
1
Mario Balotelli
Italy
1
Jakub Blaszczykowski
Poland
1
Varela
Portugal
1
Lars Bender
Germany
1
Danny Welbeck
England
1
Olof Mellberg
Sweden
1
Dimitris Salpingidis
Greece
1
Robert Lewandowski
Poland
1

Czech Republic v Portugal Match Round Up
Portugal win beat Czech Republic 1-0!

Match Goals
Portugal – Cristiano Ronaldo – 79 minutes

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Quarter Finals Euro 2012
June 21, 2012
National Stadium
Warsaw
Poland

Match Stats Ball Possession
Czech Republic – 44%
Portugal – 56%

Ronaldo Czechmate Header as Portugal go through to Semis in Euro 2012…

Donbass Arena,
Ukraine

Well done goes to England as they scramble to beat host country Ukraine 1-0 to claim 7 points and go through to the round of eight as Group D winners of Euro 2012 with France securing the other qualification spot. Master tactician Roy Hodgson the wily old new England coach has played his squad in a deep playing formation for all the three group qualifying matches and the result has been 2 wins and the initial draw versus France.

However this style of playing deep means that England get less of the ball possession here are the stats

Match Stats Ball Possession
England v France
England – 40%
France – 60%

England v Sweden
England – 52%
Sweden – 48%

England v Ukraine

England – 42%
Ukraine – 58%

The question that needs asking is will Roy Hodgson set up his team to play in a more attacking line up in the games to come in Euro 2012 as he knows that playing deep or ‘Parking the Bus’ in front of goal will not win this prestigious tournament and be crowned ‘Kings of Europe’ In the next game versus Italy the same game format may be OK as Italy will by tradition set up Italian style playing deep with an eye on counter attacking. The game will be tight and likely to see the victors win the game scoring the only goal of the match.

Then if England do win, they will be through to the semi finals where they will not be able to keep the big guns at bay by resolute defending it will not work – they will not get away with doing a Chelsea style CL 2012 defend at all costs strategy!

Keep watching it is going to be interesting!

England v Ukraine Match Round Up
England win beat Ukraine 3-2!

Match Goals
England – Wayne Rooney – 48 minutes

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Group D
18:45 +00:00, June 19, 2012
Donbass Arena, Ukraine

England Play Deep To Top Group D Euro 2012 Beat Ukraine 1-0…

Hi folks so where does one start to showcase someone who is so famous yet to find out what she has actually accomplished is difficult to see, apart from make love with a string of guys.

So let us count off the lovers first –
• Jermain Defoe – Tottenham Hotspur striker!
• Ryan Giggs – Manchester United midfield playmaker.
• Nery Alberto Castillo Confalonieri aka Nery Castillo – Pachuca FC forward or winger. Who never heard of him!
• Matthew Jeffrey “Matty” Collins aka Matty Collins – Aberystwyth Town F.C. midfielder. Another virtual unknown.
• Tyson Beckford – Black American model.
Pleased to recount there are many more guys that this former Big Brother contestant has notched up on her lovemaking wallchart. Too many to list here!

Anyway back on our subject focus we have been comparing recent and past images of Imogen Thomas some recent photo shots from 2012 look to make her a lot bigger and more wholesome! However of course we would never disparage a person over weight issues. Coz she looks lovely in all the photos we have seen.

Will all connoisseurs of eye candy please check the image we have showcased of Imogen Mary Thomas.

• Are her beautiful breasts the same circa 2012 in comparison to say 2006 – as they look very large are they 100 percent original sans augmentation!
• Her divine derriere is it as perky 2012 to 2006 or is there more of it!

Is Imogen Mary Thomas Gaining Weight!…

Legend
Imogen Thomas – Ryan Giggs – meaning – For over 20 years Ryan Giggs has history of scoring goals for Manchester United in the EPL, Champions League and International matches. Down the years off the pitch he has scored with – Emma Gardner – Dani Behr – Caroline Stanbury – Louise Callaghan – Roberta Simpson – Patsy Kensit – Lisa Rys-Halska – Rachel Hunter – Daniella Lloyd – Cai Ferrer – Davina Murphy – Christina James to name a few – Attribution to Ozami.Net

One of our most popular channels is the Celebrity area so it gives great pleasure to showcase a truly iconic lady and one of the most revered celebrities in the world the one and only Daw Aung San Suu Kyi who is coming to visit the United Kingdom for the first time in more than two decades

The Burmese Nobel Peace Prize winner will be following this itinerary as she travels around the British Isles.
• Visit Oxford – Her former home town and university.
• Address both Houses of Parliament in London.
• Meet Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall.
• Have an audience with Prime Minister David Cameron.
• She starts the tour in Dublin with Bono of U2.

Plus she will meet her two sons Alexander and Kim Aris and many close friends she has not seen for more than twenty four years. Her late husband Michael Aris died in 1999 aged 53 of cancer while at the time Aung San Suu Kyi was isolated in Burma and the ruling junta refused to give her dying husband a Burmese visa so he could visit his beloved wife and say his final goodbyes!

For all our readers who are not familiar with Aung San Suu Kyi watch this documentary – quote – by Rebecca Frayn, screenwriter of The Lady, a recent feature film documenting her life.

A must watch as this lady is the one of the finest examples of an exceptional human being as anyone will find in the world today! If any reader has the opportunity to glimpse Aung San Suu Kyi in the United Kingdom, then seize the chance as this historic visit may well be a one off.

Aung San Suu Kyi Arrives in the UK 2012…

Legend
Aung San Suu Kyi – meaning – 1991: July 10. European Parliament awards Suu Kyi Sakharov human rights prize. – October 14. Norwegian Nobel Committee announces Suu Kyi is winner of 1991 Peace Prize. – Attribution to NobelPrize.Org

Metalist Stadium,
Ukraine

Forget any doubts anyone had about Portugal striker Cristiano Ronaldo, form is variable but class is permanent as the Real Madrid talisman hits two wonder goals to send the Netherlands out of the Euro 2012 exit door.

Never underestimate the capabilities of a truly great footballer to perform on the big occasions, especially one with such sublime skills as Cristiano Ronaldo who for over a decade has been tutored and coached by the best football coaches of the modern era – SAF – Sir Alex Ferguson of Manchester United and the dynamic Jose Mourinho of Real Madrid.

Portugal win beat the Netherlands 2-1!

Match Goals
Portugal – Cristiano Ronaldo – 28 minutes and 74 minutes.
Netherlands – Rafael van der Vaart – 11 minutes

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Group B
18:45 +00:00, June 17, 2012
Metalist Stadium, Ukraine

Match Stats Ball Possession
Portugal – 62%
Netherlands – 38%

Portugal had an impressive 24 shots on goal.

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro sets Euro 2012 alight as he turns on super two goal game winning performance to send the Holland team packing, heading back home to Amsterdam after underperforming in three matches!

The very solid and talented Portuguese national team are coming into form at the business end of Euro 2012 – see no reason why they cannot go all the way to Euro 2012 Winners!

On paper the only thing that could possibly dislodge the now super confident Portugal is if they were to let the most inept and overated coach in history near the team, yes we are talking about the hopeless AVB – Andre Villas-Boas. Aside note for Tottenham Hotspur beware do not get hoodwinked by this imposter! Hate making predictions but it all points to Germany or Portugal as Euro 2012 Winners! As for rejuvenated England they do not look good enough and final eight looks as far as they will go.

Two Hot Ronaldo Knocks Holland Out Of Euro 2012…

National Stadium,
Warsaw,
Poland

The embattled Greek economy received an unexpected boost in Poland as Greece beat Russia 1-0 at Euro 2012. Now today is election day in Greece and voters are changing the names on the ballot papers and voting for super goal scorer Giorgos Karagounis to become the new Prime Minister after all he beat Russia single handedly so maybe he can now rescue the beleaguered Greek economy too!

Can anyone believe it, Greece are through to the quarter finals of Euro 2012!

The mighty Russian football team have been downsized and knocked out of Euro 2012 by the unheralded Greeks what a victory – what a celebration, well done Greece and thank you to winning goal scorer Giorgos Karagounis. What a performance, well done to all the team squad and the coaching team, this is what makes great sporting events exciting and entertaining!

The victory news has created havoc in Syntagma Square in downtown Athens as the crowd mingled expecting some politician to announce the end of all the austerity measures and the welcome news that Greece is going to exit the Euro economy! All they got was cheers and chants – Giorgos Karagounis – Giorgos Karagounis – you just could not match this story from the annals of Greek mythology.

Greece win beat Russia 1-0!

Match Goals
Greece – Giorgos Karagounis – 45 minutes

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Group A
18:45 +00:00, June 16, 2012
National Stadium, Warsaw, Poland

Match Stats Ball Possession
Greece – 38%
Russia – 62%

The ball possession stats do not lie it was all Russia but ironically the result was not destined to light up the bars and streets of Moscow. No Sir! The night was to showcase the underdogs as Greece showed unexpected grit and dogma that kept the Russians from scoring! The rest as they say is history. How far in Euro 2012 can Greece progress watch this site for updates.

Greek Euro Comeback as Russia Toppled…

Kiev Olympic Stadium,
Kiev,
Ukraine

England turn on a gritty determined grafting performance to down resolute Sweden in 3-2 thriller. England are not yet through to the EURO 2012 quarter finals but this win over Sweden was a massive step in the right direction.

But before we discuss the performance on the pitch, we believe a big ‘Thank You’ should go to the experienced old trooper Roy Hodgson the wiry astute England coach! This guy has been there done that so many times that he now has the special ability to explain to his players what to expect on the pitch and if play goes against them and how to deal with it.

Exactly as it all unfolded versus Sweden – England slotted home an early goal to take the lead with a 23rd minute header from Andy Carroll, then Olof Melberg got two back to back goals (one credited as Johnson OG) to gain a 2-1 advantage to Sweden. Now in the past often with England this deficit would have deflated the squad and the likely result would have been to lose the game. But that is not what Roy Hodgson will accept from his players and England dug deep and got on with the job of scoring goals and winning the match.

What a fine comeback it was too! Theo Walcott popped up with a 25 yard equalizer in the 64th minute to make it 2-2 on the night then England sensed they could grab a winner and in the 78th minute Danny Welbeck got on the end of a fine cross from Steven Gerrard and the ball was in the back of the net!

England win beat Sweden 3-2!

Match Goals
England – Andy Carroll – 23 minutes
England – Theo Walcott – 64 minutes
England – Danny Wellbeck – 78 minutes

Sweden – Glen Johnson OG – 49 minutes – Olof Melberg was the Swedish player attacking the goal
Sweden – Olof Melberg – 59 minutes

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Group D
19:00 +00:00, June 15, 2012
Kiev Olympic Stadium, Kiev, Ukraine

Match Stats Ball Possession
England – 52%
Sweden – 48%

Job done! A fine resolute winning performance from the Three Lions well done bring on Ukraine -England will have Wayne Rooney back from suspension and a draw or better still a convincing win against Ukraine and England will be through to the quarter finals of Euro 2012.

England 2-3 Sweden Welbeck Hits Winner…

White Hart Lane
Tottenham
England
Thursday, June 14, 2012

So it is official Daniel Levy Spurs owner has sacked Harry Redknapp!

Pundits and Jokers Comments
• Spurs have revealed that they have reluctantly sacked Harry Redknapp at his own request as he struggled to write his resignation letter. – Source Unknown
• Harry Redknapp actually handed in his letter of resignation last season – It’s taken the Spurs board this long to work out what it said. – Source Unknown
• Harry Redknapp Sacked – David Moyes Spotted Boarding London Train At Liverpool Lime Street – Attribution to TheSpoof.Com
• People close to Harry Redknapp informed SSN that Harry hasn’t got his head round the situation yet. which is hardly surprising, because by his own admission, Harry isn’t the sharpest tool in the box. – Attribution to TheSpoof.Com
• Apparently, when Harry Redknapp was West ham manager he offered to send the squad on an all expenses paid holiday to Florida but they declined. They’d rather go to Blackpool so they could see what it’s like to ride on an open-top bus. . – Attribution to HumorSphere.Com

Joking aside on face value this looks like an almighty blunder that has been made by Daniel Levy Spurs owner in football terms the sacking makes no sense or reason! Prior to this bombshell there was a lot of unrest amongst the top players, expect to see the exit door revolving as Luka Modric – Gareth Bale – Rafael van der Vaart seek new clubs to play for!

If the new manager does happen to be David Moyes he will have a tough job improving on Harry’s very impressive record with Spurs 3 top-five finishes in only three years at the helm.

A sad day in the history of the great Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.

Pundits and Jokers Move In On Harry Redknapp Sacking…

I have difficulty understanding male bodybuilders hence when former Celebrity Big Brother star Jodie Marsh started pumping iron I had my reservations how it would all work out for her. The answer is abs abs and more abs – her body is a rippling mass of muscle. So how does she look, well of course some men will like what they see, but for me the muscle has replaced the beauty.Jodie as most readers will know is not shy when it comes down to self promotion.

Here is what Jodie Marsh had to say in a recent interview – quote – “HERE’S MY ABS FROM MY VERY FIRST COMP. TO SEE WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE NOW WATCH MY NEW SHOW” – The Sun UK

Jodie Marsh is to star in a new TV show in the States called ‘Brawn in the USA’ now surely with a title like that the viewers will be a bevy of beefcakes! So it seems the dye is set for this girl because as most readers know that the minute bodybuilders stop working out the ripped muscles quickly turn to flab – fat and cellulite and results for a female not a ‘Pretty Site’ With guys the excess fat is no big deal, they in the main can get away with carrying a few extra pounds.

Back to pocket dynamo Jodie who is only 5′ 2″ – 1.57 m and given that she is now 33 years of age she may live to regret her ‘Pumping Iron Days’ as the road ahead will be hard workouts almost daily if she is to avoid keeping the fat away. But hey she is on the telly so why should she care what folks think about her future! Maybe she will think differently in the future but the ripped Jodie Marsh of 2012 is almost unrecognizable from the pretty model girl of less than five years ago.

Jodie Marsh Swaps Beauty for Muscle…

Donbass Arena
Ukraine

New England manager Roy Hodgson proves once again his ability to get the best out of a mediocre squad of players as England hold France 1-1 in Euro 2012 opener. Actually one point is a great result for the Three Lions considering France are the group favorites, and on paper all the England games look tough so a point in the bag will do for starters! But taking a look at the headlines in the UK tabloids readers would be forgiven if they were misled into thinking this was 1966 World Cup all over again!

UK tabloid captions :-
JOB DONETSK – The Sun
ENGLAND’S JOB DONE! – The Star
Shut it!: Nasri tells England coach Neville to ‘shut your gob’ after France equaliser – The Daily Mirror
Roy Hodgson Has Lift Off – The Daily Express

This is more realistic :-
England 1 France 1: Hodgson’s men off the mark as Three Lions share draw with Group D heavyweights in opening match – The Daily Mail

Back to the match in any other game the chance squandered in the 26th minute by the averagely gifted James Milner should have been ‘A Goal’ and a potential game changer. But it was not to be, and the reality is that England had to dig deep to hang on for the 1-1 draw!

Match Goals
England – Joleon Lescott – 30 minutes
France – Samir Nasri – 39 minutes

Euro 2012 Match Ground
Group D
16:00 +00:00, June 11, 2012
Donbass Arena, Ukraine

Match Stats Ball Possession
England – 40%
France – 60%

England on this performance will likely need the return from suspension of super striker Wayne Rooney as it seems certain they will need to win the last group game against Ukraine if they are going to progress to the next round of Euro 2012. If Rooney can score and help England to a win against Ukraine, then who knows they will have done better than expected plus with shrewd tactician Roy Hodgson at the helm he may be able to get the team to raise their game and push them through to the semi finals of Euro 2012.

England Hold Out For a Draw Against France 1-1…