Take a bow Christopher Murray Paul-Huhne aka Chris Huhne it is only February and your nomination for ‘Plonker of the Year 2012’ looks likely to go unchallenged! Here is the storyline that has grabbed Chris Huhne all the UK Headline News attention – quote – Chris Huhne and his estranged wife, Vicky Pryce, are to be reunited in a Crown Court dock after England’s most senior prosecutor ruled there was enough evidence to charge them both with perverting the course of justice. – more – Shortly after 10am yesterday, Mr Huhne became the first serving cabinet minister to resign to fight criminal charges, after an eight-month police inquiry. He will now appear alongside Ms Pryce at Westminster Magistrates’ Court a week on Thursday. If they are eventually found guilty both face jail. – News Clip Attribution The Independent Newspaper UK.
Chris Huhne aka Christopher Murray Paul-Huhne seems to enjoy the limelight as his life revolves around :-
• Shacking up with self confessed bi-sexual mistress 45 year old Carina Trimingham.
• Getting a speeding ticket and letting his former wife Vicky Price take the rap.
You just cannot make up a story to match the escapades of Chris Huhne!
Chris Huhne Bisexual Speeding Derails Cabinet Minister…
Rachel Hatton 28, a former Miss Warwickshire and a competitor running for the Miss Great Britain beauty title. Is accused in Northampton Court of two charges of false representation and one of fraud for falsely claiming housing benefit, council tax and income support and the fraud charge relates to a legal aid claim. The charges claim she received over £22,000 in benefits as a single parent while living with her partner.
Rachel Hatton was said at the time of the offences to have been living with Mr Nathaniel Simon.
Some people may remember the first 15 minutes of fame for Rachel Hatton were when she became the first divorcee to enter the Miss Great Britain competition. But this time around she may finish up with much more than fifteen minutes in the ‘Big House’ aka HMS Prison!
The court maintain that all of Rachel Hatton’s benefit claims were illegal. Ms Hatton maintains she is innocent and the court case continues…
Beauty Queen Rachel Hatton in £22,000 Benefits Scam…
Leeds United axed manager Simon Grayson after they were drubbed 1-4 at home to Birmingham City. Then quick as a flash Neil Warnock has thrown his hat in the ring for the job of getting the once mighty Leeds United back in the EPL Premier League.
Neil Warnock would be perfect for Leeds United, this guy has an impressive record in football club management. To the degree that (the has been or never was in management terms) Mark Hughes who replaced him at QPR has a much worse management record than the seasoned campaigner Warnock who must surely be in the box seat to land the Leeds United job.
Neil Warnock is available since he was fired by QPR although his QPR record was impressive – Won 33 – Lost 24 good by most people who know about football of course Tony Fernandez the QPR owner knows zero about football as he showed when he fired Neil Warnock and replaced him with hapless Mark Hughes.
Most experts would expect Elland Road Leeds to be buzzing if Neil Warnock is the new manager of Leeds United. Plus based on the latest Championship table Warnock must fancy getting the chance of two consecutive promotions QPR last season and as a long shot for this year Leeds United.
Neil Warnock Set to be Leeds United Manager…
The keyboard is frothing as I write about the news that super hot Keira Knightley likes her bottom to be spanked and slapped. Down guys if you want to join in – get in the queue as I am in pole position to spank and relax with Keira Knightley – I WISH!
Keira Knightley is starring in a new film ‘A Dangerous Method’ in which she has some topless roles and some sets where they role play some bottom spanking and butt slapping! STOP – I just took an ice cold shower!
Sorry I will try and get through this ordeal back on subject!
The scene from the film ‘A Dangerous Method’ based on :-
Keira appears in the film topless and tied to a bed while her co-star Michael Fassbender – a psychoanalyst – spanks her behind.
Here are some comments from – Butt Slapping Keira Knightley – quote – ”I did think about turning it down because of the two scenes of a sadomasochistic nature and I thought it’s all going to come out and all of a sudden it’s going to be about that.” – more – “And weirdly, apart from this country, it hasn’t been, so that’s been really great. In England it’s got mentioned all the time. I don’t know what that says about us! We obviously like spanking, I don’t really know.”
Slap Keira Knightley Loves Hanky Spanky…