Posted by Maximus on July 18, 2009 – 5:00 am
Are you familiar with the seven deadly sins?
LUST
You know, pride, envy, wrath, gluttony, lust, sloth and greed. I am sure you fall into one of these – - how could you not? Go here and check out where you stand at the Seven Deadly Sins Test.
Me? I scored like this: “You have committed many sins, but Lust is the mortal sin that has done you in.” Hell, I didn’t need a webpage test to tell me that.
So the Ozami email system has been fixed. What? (you say) It was broken? Well, you know, we had to move around a lot (for reasons I won’t go into here) and some bugs had to be worked out. Now that the email system is working, I think I’ll send an email out to EVERYONE – and invite them back. Particularly the female members. The only female we have right now is Durgs – and she’s practically a dude, so she doesn’t count. I sure do miss the other females (Tea, Jackie, and Kink). They smell nice.
I know you are all following the Realtime Apollo 11 mission re-creation? Bizzybody is.
And so – -
Q: How do you tell a girl that her boobs are out of control?
A: You don’t
And to finish off this update here are two moments (1, 2) from the Trojan Olympic games (NSFW). There are a few more out there – so if you find ‘em, post ‘em
MAXIMUS
Posted by Maximus on July 5, 2009 – 4:48 pm
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I was looking at some pics of Megan Fox and saw her recently on Jimmy Kimmel and thought to myself, you know – that girl has got an Adam’s apple. I pointed that out here. I think it’s kind of funny really, the prospect that the slobbering masses have been ogling a transsexual. Transsexual – More Than Meets The Eye.
Mr. Megan Fox
The Internet makes people crazy. We all know this. The guy on the message board who just called you a shitclown for owning a different video game console than him probably would have been perfectly polite had you met in real life. So which kind of crazy are you? Me? I suffer from the “Low Forum Frustration Tolerance (a.k.a. The Frantic Browser Reloader)” – and go ahead, smack me in the head a couple of times.
Michael didn't look so good when he died...
Oh, and in case you haven’t heard, a bunch of famous people have died recently. The list is just too long and I am beginning to worry a little. Is it a sign of the end times? Our B, C, and D list personalities are croaking right and left. Some would argue that Micheal Jackson is an A list personality – and I would argue that he may have once been an A lister, but after spending too much time with little boys and then naming his kids after himself (and naming one of them “Blanket”) – he’s down there in the D lister region now. Right next to Kathy Griffen. Actually, me thinks he is even lower than the D-list – about 6 feet under.
Fresh on the heels of Star Trek and Terminator: Salvation we get the Inglourious Basterds trailer. I love movies. I really do. Be sure to check out the Movie Quiz – this damn thing was HARD – but I did eventually get all 50. Can you?
Yeah - it's not easy being a movie geek.
And here’s a tune I bet you won’t be able to get out of your head all day long.
Yeah – you can thank me later.
