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October 15th, 2006
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Troops battle 10-foot marijuana plants
October 15th, 2006
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OTTAWA (Reuters) – Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy — almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet-high marijuana plants.
“We tried burning them with white phosphorous — it didn’t work. We tried burning them with diesel — it didn’t work. The plants are so full of water right now … that we simply couldn’t burn them,” he said.
Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.
“A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action,” Hillier said dryly.
One soldier told him later: “Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I’d say ‘That damn marijuana’.”
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Useless Information
October 15th, 2006
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34. George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart . “Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she’s behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bi n Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her fanny off to jail
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Poll
October 15th, 2006
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| Durgdul who? |    |
3 | 37.50% |
| Heck Yeah Redneck Bastage has been a thorn in my side from day one. |    |
1 | 12.50% |
| No, his wit and humor are the only reason I surf Ozami |    |
4 | 50.00% |
| Just get him to stop the “Dimsdale crap” |    |
0 | 0% |
| Wait till he runs out of pictures, then ban he ass! |    |
0 | 0% |
| Multiple Choice Poll.Â
 no option that involves strawberries and cream |
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Baby Toupee
October 15th, 2006
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Hey, baby: Wig out if you want
We’re not crazy about Donald Trump’s comb-over.
And television newsman Sam Donaldson would be more attractive without the rug on his head.
Still, vanity is a human trait, and we’ve become accustomed to affectations by adults.
But are we ready for baby toupees?
No kidding.
A California-based Web site,babytoupee.com, is marketing hairpieces for little guys. The promotion lines urge consumers to “have fun with your babies” and “enjoy parenting.”
It’s all about the humor. For $24.99, you can order wigs such as the long curly “Lil Kim” or a scruffy-looking “the Donald.”
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