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Yo Name Shatters Masturbation World Record!

February 18th, 2006 No comments

February 19, 2006

It’s official, Yo Name is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Yo Name achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Yo Name remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Yo Name is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Yo Name was quoted as saying, “masturbation for me is a way of life. I’ve been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I’m happy with my performance today“.

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Marisa Miller

February 13th, 2006 No comments

I found a few nice pictures of Marisa Miller’s latest photoshoot for GQ magazine

and i also cleaned up the thread at Ozami.net forum where more pictures of her are posted

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Islanders comb beach for washed-up shoe cargo

February 13th, 2006 No comments

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – Thousands of sports shoes washed up onto a Dutch island Friday after a passing container ship lost part of its cargo, attracting hundreds of local residents anxious to find their size.

Nine containers from the Hamburg-bound ship drifted ashore on the island of Terschelling after an overnight storm, packed with shoes, aluminum briefcases, toys and hamburgers.

Most containers remained sealed, Dutch evening paper Het Parool reported, and police were guarding their contents, although they turned a blind eye to any locals selecting a few shoes.

The last good opportunity for beachcombing here was about 15 years ago, said local newspaper reporter Annemarie Brink.

“Then it was a case of toys, shirts and rain jackets. You’d still see islanders walking around in them years afterwards.”

Thats what being Dutch is all about
Having no shame about wearing shoes that washed up on the beach after last weeks heavy storm
i wonder how long it is going to take before i can get my hands on a pair :)
lololol

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Willa Ford

February 13th, 2006 No comments
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Sharon Stone

February 13th, 2006 No comments

Sharon Stone is trying to make a come back with Basic Instinct part two
she still looks hot for her age she is 39 isnt she ?

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The truth acording to Lou

February 13th, 2006 No comments

Posted by kinglouie Senior Member and Amateur Poster at Ozami.net

Yeah Rightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt !!!!!!!!!!

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Dannii Minogue is fun

February 13th, 2006 No comments

Security footage has been leaked showing Dannii and friends and a stripper going full contact just beneath the camera. A source told Sky News:

“She wasn’t in a private booth or the VIP area, she was on the dance floor. I can’t believe how far they went. It was more like a porn film. There were hands and tongues everywhere – I thought it was going to turn into a full-on orgy!”

More pics Here

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February 8th, 2006 No comments


Perfect Valentines day gift girls washing your car :)

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‘Maid in Japan’ cafes treat geeks like lords

February 8th, 2006 No comments

By Naomi Tajitsu
Tue Feb 7, 1:35 AM ET

TOKYO (Reuters) – “Welcome home, Master,” says the maid as she bows deeply, hands clasped in front of a starched pinafore worn over a short pink dress.
“When they address you as ‘Master’, the feeling you get is like a high,” says Koji Abei, a 20-year-old student having coffee with a friend at the Royal Milk Cafe and Aromacare.

“I’ve never felt that way before.”

oh boy something tells me this guy doesnt get laid much

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Tiffany Fallon – Playmate Of The Year 2005

February 8th, 2006 No comments


Nice Gallery of Tiffany Fallon started by Milky

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How ’bout a flying dog?

February 6th, 2006 No comments

News from China made a certain amount of turmoil around the world.
Their scientists were able to fuse human and rabbit cells. They let the embryos live for a while but they destroyed them later.
But this isn’t the first incident of this type.
Scientists at the Mayo Clinic created pigs with human blood, and at Stanford University plans exist to create mice with human brains — the reason for this is probably cost of special effects for Stewart Little movie so they decided to create actors for it. :)
So, chimeras and whatnot are being created all around the world. It seems we can’t avoid this.
So I ask — how ’bout a flying dog?

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Carmen Electra

February 3rd, 2006 No comments


Carmen Electra in Loaded (March 2006) Here

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Coolest Forehead Tattoo Ever

February 3rd, 2006 No comments


or the dumbest
whichever way you look at it

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Veronika Zemanova

February 2nd, 2006 No comments


Veronica Zemanova
Awesome boobies yeahhhhhhhh

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