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Well here i finally am, blogging on Ozami. Well let me get started by telling you where I come from.
I live in a City named Port Elizabeth on the South African south eastern coast. We have a beautiful country with a lot of potential, so I am happy to be a South African. I have various interests including fishing, women ( the main one I must state) and writing. I work for a liquor Producer viz Distell where we manufacture Wine and spirits. We have been busy as hell with our pre price increase orders ( before our Governments budget speech towards the end off Feb, when extra surcharges and taxes are added to our normal pricing.

Most Ozamians will know me as jnell@distell.co.za as Ozami was the first site that I went to when I first started to surf the net and was not too clued up at that stage as to what I was supposed to type as a user name. but that is the past and the future in nigh so let us get blogging and grow with the best site on the net viz ozami. So till we meet again keep blogging and be safe.

We have opened a Politics forum on Ozami Forums.
Please, no flaming!

Sundance Hot Tub

The Great Dutch Ice-Skating Marathon
Foreigners call it: ‘The Dutch Disease’.

If you combined the endurance demands of the New York Marathon with the grueling climate conditions of the Alaskan Iditarod, you’d get a sense of the Dutch ice-skating race called the Eleven Cities Tour.

Known as the Elfstedentocht in Dutch, the one-day tour is an obsession for its 16,000 participants and the millions more who follow it worldwide. The event is held in The Netherland’s northern province of Friesland but only in those years when the ice freezes over the 124-mile track of lakes and canals that makes up the route. The last tour took place January 4, 1997.
Now with this cold front comming from Russia
and the tempature starting to drop below zero our hears start to beat a little bit faster
the only thing we Dutch can think about with this freezing cold
is there going to be an Elfstedentocht this year
will it get cold enough for the canals to freeze over
Who knows
all i know is that the Eleven City Tour fever is starting to rise

This is what i would look like
ROFLMAO

Great find Milky

See More Buts at Ozami in this awesome thread created by Pete our very own Pirate

You should visit this thing!
This is what I look like — no, really!

That’s a phrase usually coming from my mouth whenever some poor bloke says he’s buying a round.
I always prefered dark beer. Tastes better, looks better and generaly is better.
Now Guinness — that even ain’t a beer. It’s the drink of the gods.
No, I’m not on their payroll — I’m trying to point out what a simple pleasure can grow into.
I was probably six when I first tasted beer. It took me to get to the age of 14/15 to get a likeing for beer.
In the States the legal age for drinking is 21. Here in Croatia it’s 18 but most kids start going out at the age of 14 – and thus they start drinking.
Croatia is well known for its wine. But that’s not Croatian kid’s favourite — it’s beer.
Now, let’s get back to the story.
I tried Guinness for the first time when I was 16. I was in London — you couldn’t get the stuff yet in Croatia. Back in Yugoslavia you could buy it in any store (same as now) but back then the war was barely over and our import/export was screwed up.
London was a big mixture of experiences for me. A lot of stuff I never seen before.
I went there to study English language and ended up drinking beer.
And the second was far more educational. Now, don’t jump at me! Wait ’till I finish the story.
There were two reasons for this:
1. My English was already good (if I may say so) and the only thing I could do is brush up on my accent.
2. I got drunk and after that it took me 15 minutes to get beaten up and mugged.
Now that is education! Never get drunk alone in a city you don’t know well!
Fortunately I didn’t have much money on me and I didn’t carry my passport with me. I got sobered up quickly and went home.
Never told this to anyone untill now.
Next day I was drinking Guinness again — but this time in my hotel room. Much safer! (except for your wallet – those mini-bars should be illegal — I payed less for some motorcycles)
But ever since then I have this great affection towards Guinness.
The reason I’m writing this all?
Well I just opened one.

Poor Scarlett Johansson got groped by a gay guy at the GG awards

Mystery Man is trying to sell Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s sonogram on Ebay
the ultrasound is from Angelina around 4 or 5 months pregnant
Ebay already took this item down. No reasonwas given , but it isprobably a fake.

it is going to take me 29 hours to download but then its gonna be mine
all mine woooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooo

gawwwwwwwwwwd i wanna have boobs like that

Everyone needs the occasional unscheduled day of leisure. Here is how to get yours without raising suspicions at work

If you can, call your boss’s voice mail or send him an email rather than speaking with him or her directly. This avoids the possibility of questions and awkward advice that often trips up the caller.
If you do speak to someone in person, provide details. Avoid a comprehensive diagnosis like “I’ve got the flu”. If you describe symptoms such as congestion, coughing, fever, etc., the person is more likely to believe you. They’ll probably also decide to get off the phone as soon as possible.
A good modern way is to pre-write an SMS (text message) the night before. You can then wake up in the morning, send the SMS, then go straight back to sleep! This looks like you’ve made the effort to get up early (or been up all night vomiting!) and reduces the amount of “up time” if you’re after a good sleep in!
Make the phone call early in the morning if possible, when your voice is still rough with sleep. This will give you some added credibility.
For an added effect, bend over your toilet while pressing your forearm into your stomach so you begin to sound like your stomach is really being affected by whatever you are calling about. (Usually this would make you sound like you just finished vomiting.)

A Summit County jury convicted Excell Bradley, of Barberton, of domestic violence for throwing what the prosecutor called a large sex toy into the eye of a woman with whom he lived, NewsChannel5 reported.

Police said Bradley’s across-the-room toss of the sex toy caused enough damage to require six stitches to the woman’s eye.

While bleeding and with blurry vision, she called 911,

Looks like he got bitchslapped by his wife

January 11, 2006

“If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing.” – Benjamin Franklin

I just read a news story by Michael Ledeen titled “One Moment in Time” where he rather nonchalantly reports the passing of Osam Bin Laden. “….And, according to Iranians I trust, Osama bin Laden finally departed this world in mid-December. The al Qaeda leader died of kidney failure and was buried in Iran, where he had spent most of his time since the destruction of al Qaeda in Afghanistan. The Iranians who reported this note that this year’s message in conjunction with the Muslim Haj came from his number two, Ayman al-Zawahiri, for the first time…..” http://www.nationalreview.com/ledeen/ledeen200601090808.asp (( The first red flag in this report is “according to Iranians I trust…”))

No big deal, I guess. Seems maybe the world has lost interest in Bin Laden – no one seems hot on corroborating this juicy bit of info (yes, I am working on it) but I guess my real concern is that his death wasn’t even the subject of the article. Not really. It talks about Chinese theory and history and sequence of events as compared to moments in time.

“In short, both demography and geopolitics make this an age of revolution..”

Carpe Diem and all that – the real challenge of recognizing an important moment when it is upon you. Easier said then done, I think, but a valid point. I think it’s a good article, nonetheless.

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As my Grandfather, a farmer in the north panhandle of the great state of Texas, used to say…

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
* Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled.
* Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
* It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway.
* Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
* Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
* Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
* If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
* As you look forward to where you are going, always remember to take stock in where you are.

Rumor Squashed: Flaming Mouse Didn’t Start House Fire

FORT SUMNER, N.M. — A small -town rumor that sparked world -wide interest about a mouse burning down a house has been found to be untrue.

After 81-year-old Chano Mares’s house burned down Saturday in Fort Sumner, news services picked up the quirky story.
According to the initial report, Mares threw the critter in a pile of burning leaves near his home, but it ran back to the house on fire.
A local firefighter said the mouse ran to just beneath a window and the flames spread up the window and throughout the house.

All contents of the home were destroyed, but no one was injured

The mouse story, however, has been doused by Mares.
Capt. Jim Lyssy of the Fort Sumner Fire Department said the rumor probably got started because there was “a little too much excitement” at the time of the fire.

Here are some recent pictures from a photoshoot at Majorca

Nell McAndrew Gallery at Ozami
Vital statistics

Height 5’9″
Bust 32D
Waist 25″
Hips 36″
Eyes Green
Hair Blonde
Shoe Size 6
Dress Size 10

Dressing up like Lara Croft was her job between 1996 and 1997. Being the real life version of the character took her all over the world to promote Tomb Raider 3.

State senator, Bill Alter wants to force grocery and convenience stores in Missouri to sell warm beer.
He explains that warm beer wouldn’t attract drivers to open it and drink it after visiting a store.

The idea came from a fifth-grade student who participated in a program to teach elementary students about state government.

He asked them for new law suggestions and this was one of them…

Go figure!

FORT SUMNER, N.M. – A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man’s house and set it on fire.
Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner said he caught the mouse inside his house and wanted to get rid of it.
“I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house,” Mares said from a motel room Saturday.

Keeley Hazell Gallery at Ozami.net

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – Dutch troops helping earthquake survivors in Pakistan have complained that while they are subject to an alcohol ban, Spanish and British soldiers laugh at their austerity and turn up drunk at their campfire.
“We were told before we arrived that alcohol was banned in this country or else very difficult to get hold of and we accepted this,” one soldier told the Dutch daily De Telegraaf.
“The Spanish drive around with cars full of Heineken … and the English laugh at us when they show up at our campfire drunk,” another Dutch soldier said.

Aria Giovanni

You know this place we all visit… What’s it called? Ah yes! Ozami.
Well I can tell you — it’s growing! And I ain’t kidding! It’s growing and developing at the speed of light.
Just want to give you guys some info.
I had the honor to check out the new software wich will power Ozami – vB! And it’s a mighty fine piece of code! Works great, looks great and has amazing features.
Yes — you will finally be able to upload 5 files at the same time!
And Ozami has some great spinoffs. Ozami Wallpapers for one. And even more…
Guys, this is going to be a great year for Ozami!

Chris Klein
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Just wanted to say Happy New Year to you all!
Ozami is growing in a great way and this year should even be better!
Cheers people!