Since we had a little incident with binary code on Ozami Forums — let’s talk about binary code.
First a couple of words on binary system.
Binary system uses only two digits: 0 and 1.
Our (human) decimal system uses 10 digits: from 0 to 9. Why?
Well, it’s only natural — ten is a nice round number, seems almost important!
And we have ten fingers — and that’s the way we started to count at first — using fingers.
Now back to binary! Why does it use only two digits?
When first computer-like machines were produced they needed to have some kind of a memory to store data. They also needed some carriers for the data between differrent parts of the computer.
They were made from differrent matterials over the years but they had something similair — they always had two stable states. The easiest way to describe these two states was using 0 and 1.
And since electricity (and now even light) was chosen as the carrier it was again logical to use 0 and 1.
0 = no current
1 = current present
And we could even get all of our numbers into the binary system.
Binary 0 is also decimal 0. Binary 1 is also decimal 1.
So decimal 2 is binary 10. Decimal 3 is 11 and so on.
Furthermore in binary 1+1=10.
That should give you a picture of how it works.
Back to the binary code
But we use letters and special signs on the computer too. So we needed to show them with 0 and 1.
There are many different standards for encoding letters into binary digits.
But the most common way is ASCII (American Standard Code for Information Interchange).
It uses 8 binary digits to describe one letter or special sign.
So that’s what binary code is all about — nothing special!
Since we had a little incident with binary code on Ozami Forums — let’s talk about binary code.
Spoof posters depicting Britain’s Queen Elizabeth having sex with the U.S. and French presidents that are displayed across Vienna are causing embarrassment just days ahead of Austria’s taking over the EU presidency.
Conversation in little Milky’s house:
little Milky: Ahh, she looks so nice! Can we keep her ma?
Milky’s Mom: Well, I don’t know little Milky… You’d have to take care of her!
little Milky: I’ll take care of her! Please Ma!
Milky’s Dad: Yeah Ma! She’d be great to have around!
Milky’s Mom: I dunno…
little Milky: Please!!!
Milky’s Mom: Well, OK then. But feed her on time!
Suddenly little Milky grew up.
big Milky: Hell yeah!
Busy day today the lil monsters came down with yet another cold so we had to take them back to the doctor
now taking two tiny todlers to the doc is like me packing up and going away for the weekend
can you believe all the stuff they need like bottles diapers toy’s spare clothes sandwiches candy cookies and most importantly enough juice
we arived at the doc’s only 15 minutes late but no one really noticed untill the monsters started to tear down the waiting room
eventually the doctors assistent had to lock us up in the waiting room because the kids made to much noise
we went into the docs office
she listend to both girls lungs and looked in their ears
she said number one was getting better
but that number two had a slight ear infection and fluids in her lungs
poor little girl image how crappy she must feel being that ill
so doc started her on antibiotics and i hope she will be feeling better soon
and i also hope all the pucking will be over soon
Because good lord at the huge amounts of clothes they go trough during a day
the amounts of food they eat
all the dishes from one day that are pilling up in the sink
Dirty fingerprints everywhere and fingers coverd with snot wiped on your clothes
after that we went to the supermarket to stock up on foods in case we get snowed in
then we hurried back home and put the kids to bed
then i passed out
Max, did a great job reviewing the last year. Which made me think about the next one.
2006 — the New Year.
Let me write this from a perspective of someone living in a small European country in transition. Which actually sums up everything.
1400 years ago a small tribe of Croats came from the far east and moved into the plains next to the Adriatic Sea. They settled there and created a small country. It took them a century to get their first king crowned.
The country developed and grew for the next 400 years. Around the time when Great Britain was conquered for the last time, Croatia was conquered for the first time.
Well, conquered is how I see it. We entered a union with Hungary and Austria. That lasted for some 800 years under various names.
And then we were free! Yeah, right! We entered a union with some other eastern Slavic countries — Yugoslavia was born.
It took us 200 years to get out of that mess.
And now we’re free! Again — yeah, right!
Now we’re entering the EU — I won’t say that EU is a bad thing. I won’t even say that Croatia as a part of the EU is a bad thing.
But I won’t also say that it’s a good thing. Why?
Well, I mentioned some fictional country in transition. How can a country who doesn’t know how to feed its own people enter a economical, monetary and political union as EU?
Hell if I know! But it seems that I’ll find out.
We’re due to enter around 2008 so my 2006 is going to be a painful year. A lot of reforms, new laws and suchlike.
On the other hand — things seem to be looking up around the world. Even here.
Maybe 2006 won’t be a bad thing — maybe it will suck as 2005 (as Max put it).
I really don’t know.
But I know one thing — I wish you all a great 2006!
And please don’t blame me for using this blog as a tunnel for my frustrations.
Britney Spears’ Husband Launches Web Site
12/27/2005 3:00 PM, AP
Kevin Federline, aspiring rapper and husband of Britney Spears, has unveiled his own Web site.
Federline, whose new hip-hop album, “The Truth,” is due out in 2006, appears to expect big things in the coming year.
The Web site begins with an introduction of Federline rapping, “Keep messin’ with my family and you’re through,” played over various tabloid articles about the couple. (Spears has sued Us Weekly for $20 million, charging the celebrity magazine published a false story reporting that she and Federline had made a sex tape and were worried about its release.)
Eventually, the screen dissipates to announce: “Now that I have your full attention, never judge a book by its cover.” This is followed by, “I’m coming … 2006.”
Poor Kev is trying to make a statement or something and show the world that he is his own person and not Britney’s sock puppet .
I wonder how much Britney had to pay to get Kev this website
he seems to be very good at spending her money
Happy Friggin’ New Year
December 27, 2005
Hello, itâ€™s me Marcus Maximus. How ya doing?? Did ya have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, or a righteous Kwanza? (Did I spell those right?) – - Me?? Well, since you asked – - I woke up Christmas morning with the mother of all migraine headaches. Yes – It was a living hell. Spent most of the day in bed, nursing my head, wishing I was dead – - you get the picture. Did eventually get my sorry ass up and (with plenty of drugs) greeted all the people I had invited over to the Maximus household with a bright and cheery face.
I have often thought that BLOGS were the epitome of self indulgence â€“ the end all – be all of self-absorption. Be that as it may, I just couldnâ€™t let Teabags, Milky and the others run away, screaming incoherently down the hallways of the internet, over turning trash cans, banging on drums, pissing off the neighbors, and making a nuisance of themselves (especially Tea â€“ as that we all know what a crazy mixed up women she can be). Of course, I only say this with the utmost respect and affection towards all my Ozamian friends.
So all last week, and this week too, the media has been pumping us with the year in review â€“ and what a crazy, Fâ€™d-up year it has been, eh? Disasters, War, Pestilence, Famine, and Michael Jackson? All the crazy bullshit we have been inundated with for the past twelve months has, at least by my calendar, come to an end. Isnâ€™t that convenient? With the magical tick-tock of the clock we will usher in a new year and do our damn best to forget the year before. Clean slate, fresh start, new beginning – - Hooo Aaahhh!! Itâ€™s the end of the world as we know it â€“ and I feel fine. Yes-sir-ee Bob, I do â€“ I do â€“ I do.
And you know whoâ€™s glad this year is over? George Bush.
Wouldnâ€™t you hate to be that poor bastard? Donâ€™t get me wrong â€“ I voted for the guy, I supported the guy, and still do – - but every damn thing that has gone wrong, in the entire world, has been blamed on him. I mean, youâ€™d think the dude was God or something. Tsunami? That was Bushâ€™s fault â€“ he invented Global Warming, you know, which caused the ice caps to melt, which caused more water in the ocean, causing greater pressure on the Teutonic plates, which shifted under the heavy weight of the ocean, which caused the Tsunami, which caused 200 thousand (+) deaths â€“ and it was Dubyaâ€™s fault. Same thing with Katrina. Donâ€™t ya know? Kanye West â€“ a very wise man indeed- said George Bush hates black people â€“ so it MUST be true. What is it that Kanye does for a living? Something very profound – I am sure.
And the War in Iraq? No weapons of mass destruction (WMDs)? Ask Syria where Sadamâ€™s WMDs went â€“ they know the deal. Insurgents? Better there than here, I say. Youâ€™d think that Al Queda would eventually run out of people wanting to blow themselves up. I mean, thereâ€™s got to be only a finite number of people willing to strap on a bomb and go for a walk, eh? Nope â€“ revenge and martyrs walk hand in hand because the Middle East is one seriously dysfunctional land. And letâ€™s not forget who the real mover and shaker in the Middle East was/is â€“ Iran. Those guys are nuts, hate our guts, AND they have WMDs.
Gas prices? You know, if you cut George Bush â€“ he bleeds oil – - so you know that high gas prices are his fault too.
But you know who made out like bandits in 2005? The democrats. Donâ€™t kid yourself – - the Democrats are VERY glad to have lost the 2004 election. Why? Hell, with John Kerry in office can you imagine the mess the Dems would be in? All this anti-war rhetoric would be falling on Kerryâ€™s shoulders like a ton of bricks. And would the war be over right now? Nope. Would our troops be coming home? Nope. And that krazy ass momma, Cindy Sheehan, would still be pitching a bitch and whining about the war and Kerry would just say â€“â€œwell, weâ€™re are committed to bringing peace to the region, so we canâ€™t leave just yetâ€¦â€ And then pile on everything else that happened in 2005?? Yeah â€“ them Dems are really glad they lost that election â€“ a serious blessing in disguise.
Yeah â€“ 2005 sucked.
The only good thing to come out of 2005 was Ozami.com. But that goes without saying, right?
Well, here’s to 2005 – raise your glass and say a prayer – and shake your ass like you just don’t care!!
I’ll see ya’ll next year.
Saddam Hussein and Mel Gibson..Long Lost Brothers
Lets say one day you wake up and you decide to go online
and surf the web
after flicking trough some web sites you come across these pictures of saddam and Mell
you start to put two and two togheter and it hits you Saddam and Mel are long lost brothers
Thank heavens for da internet so you can share these thoughts and pictures with the rest of the world
if you think the pictures posted at that site are funny scroll down and read the comments posted in response
very very very funny
specially Suck he is my new hero now
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A WHALES PEEPEE WITH KETCHUP
Micheal Jackson Posts On December 24, 2005 : Go back to the bed… i’ll let you see my special place if i can see yours
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A DOLPHINS PEEPEE WITH MAYO
Micheal Jackson Posts On December 24, 2005 : I heard dolphins were as smart as little boys…mmm…i like your idea SUCK
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A LIZARDS PEEPEE WITH MUSTARD
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A SCORPIONS PEEPEE WITH SEAFOOD SAUCE
Goku Posts On December 24, 2005 : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… I’M A SUPER SAYIAN NOW… AND NOW I
SHALL CONTINUE TO SCREAM… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A TYRANASAURUS REXES PEEPEE WITH VINAGAR
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A CRABS PEEPEE WITH PICKLE JUICE
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : SUCK A POLAR BEARS PEEPEE WITH WHIPPING CREAM
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A DEERS PEEPEE WITH HOT SAUCE
suck Posts On December 24, 2005 : GO SUCK A OSTRAGES PEEPEE WITH A1 STEAK SAUCE
OK, I’ve decided to create this blog category for some of my insane ramblings which I’ll occasionally produce but I’ll have no normal drawer to file them.
Here I am, in my old town Pozega — a small town in Croatia. I’m visiting my family for the holidays. And I’m kind of glad to be here (not just cause of my family). I haven’t been here for some time now. Not much has changed but it’s different nevertheless.
I tried to catch some of my old friends, but as I expected they now have lives which aren’t in sync with mine. Nothing strange — yet a man feels uneasy. It leaves a strange feeling of emptiness.
On the other hand I also have changed and have new friends. And I can’t really say I’m sorry for not being so close with my old friends. The thing that shocked me the most was the fact that a few of us after not seeing each other for a couple of years had nothing to talk about over a cup of coffee. And we grew up together. Really strange.
It would be nice to get some comments if you had similar experiences in your life.
Makes a man think…
I visited Teas private blog which can be found here: http://teabagstitties.blogspot.com/ , i saw several cool boobies, I wonder which pair was Tea’s, I guessed this Tea’s
but she said I am wrong, she however gave me a clue, she said the is a picture of her boobies on Ozami Forums, does anyone know where I can find them?
I am not searching for Teas boobies for voyeuristic reasons, just want to see them so that should Ozami ever start paying admins and Mods, I will know whether to pay Tea with silicon implants or cash
At Wall Mart you can get almost anything except meal breaks
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – Wal-Mart Stores Inc. must pay $172 million in damages and compensation to about 116,000 current and former employees for denying meal breaks, a California jury ruled on Thursday.
Pete has one great love in his life
as you can see in these early pictures of him
Super sexy surf god Kelly Slater who is going out with Giselle Bundchen
Well, what can I tell ya people?
You all know me as melkior, melky, or Milky — your great and beloved mod around Ozami. j/k
I have been given a great responsibility and a great honor to produce some reading material for you guys and I hope a can fulfil my duties.
Beautiful Black and White Images
of hunky guys and hot girls
Milky have you heard anything about this ?
Girlpower way to go
Zagreb – Women in a Croatian village have taken power from men in local elections, claiming their male counterparts are “lazy”.
After their victory, the women of Lozisca, a village on the island of Brac, said they would allow “men back into our beds, but never back into politics”.
Women won all seven seats on the local council after realising that they were fed up of seeing men doing nothing for their community.
One of the seven women who was elected to serve on the local council, Merica Bogdan, said: “The time has come for women to rule.
“We were not satisfied with the work the men did for the community and we launched a campaign to take political power and do something good for Lozisca.
“Men will never have power here again. We have agreed to let our men be in our beds, but never in politics again.”
Bogdan said that in spite of having a miniscule budget, the all-female council had already set up a municipal cleaning service, erected and decorated a Christmas tree in the village square and started a project to restore the spire on the village church.
Lozisca male residents have conceded that the women’s efforts since their election have been impressive.
Tonko Valerijev, whose wife Helena is the new head of the local council, said: “They are a lot more persistent in their work than their predecessors. Frankly, they’re doing a great job.” – Ananova.com
Aria’s Stats and Bio
Weight: 124 lbs
Shoe Size: 8
Dress Size: 7
Birth Place: CA
Date of Birth: 11-03-77
Ovi finds her to be very hot
and i didnt even post all of her pictures
Oh my god, I need some fresh air
nothing much to say about myself
i’m a chick and i have boobs (pics are posted at Ozami somewhere)
my sis showed up on my doorstep last week with her two lil girls and she is living with me at the moment
two lil angel monsters
so there goes my wonderfull happy go lucky singleton life i was living
right now number two is sleeping and number one is laying on the couch watching pipi longstocking
who knows for how long until they wake up and go back to destroying my apartment
ps. number one pucked down my sweater yesterday
that was my christmas lolololol
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Ummm, what can I say about myself, ummmm, I think I am too boring for anyone to be interested in me but I am having fun blogging
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